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9814309 No.9814309 [Reply] [Original]

Let us genuflect on a truly great man, Harris, the inventor of bacon, for bringing so much joy to so many ^.^

My first pint I toast to you this day, good sir.

>> No.9814323

a succulent Chinese meal?

>> No.9814343

>people around the world weren't curing pork belly for thousands of years
>US pioneers from the beginning, long before 1/2 Harris was a sperm cell swimming in his fathers testicles, weren't curing pork belly

History much?

>> No.9814356

>>9814309
>>>>>>fb.com/absolutelymindblowingfacts

>> No.9814363

>>9814343
psst, he's probably from *there*. you know, the land we're all obsessed with. 200 years is ancient to *them*.

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9814373

>>9814309
>DUDE BACON IS BEST AMIRITE XEDDDD

>> No.9815902

>>9814363
mobius?

>> No.9816410
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9816410

No one gave a shit about streaky bacon until Edward Bernays manipulated doctors into promoting it as a hearty breakfast

>> No.9816417

I know you're just typing like a fucking loser to troll but if I ever heard you talk like that I'd cave your skull in

>> No.9816424

>>9814323
are you ready to receive my limp penis?

>> No.9816458

>>9816410
>dude what if there's like a shadow government that like makes you buy certain things and makes you think you like stuff that you really don't

>> No.9816464

>>9816458
He invented modern marketing, and it worked.

>> No.9816487

>>9816464
>He invented modern marketing
>"inventing" the idea of selling people on a product
And my father invented the question mark

>> No.9816497

>>9816487
Someone did in fact need to invent the question mark, punctuation standards and writing conventions didn't spring fully formed from the earth as soon as the first printing press was built.

>> No.9816506

Add about 10.000 years when some stoned mudman decided to smoke the shit out of some boar.

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9816520

>>9816497
>punctuation standards and writing conventions didn't spring fully formed from the earth as soon as the first printing press was built

>> No.9816554

>>9814323
Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest.

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9816588

>>9814309
mmm, yes indeed! Pairs exceptionally well with this West Coast APA!

>> No.9816592

>>9816410
I love your sauce Mr Bernays

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9816628

>>9816458
>>9816487
>>9816497
why is this giving me deja vu?
I feel like I've read this string of comments already like a year ago

>> No.9817033

>>9814309
I know you are playing as a mob to go up if I hear you speak as if I would hug your head

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9817039

>>9816628

>> No.9817090

>>9814363
Little Planet?

>> No.9817938

>>9816628
there's no shitty "'go 'za" comments tho.

>> No.9818188

>>9814309
>the inventor of bacon
He didn't invent it, he just went into large-scale manufacturing of it.

>> No.9818367

>>9818188
Ah, so that's why american bacon is chemically injected and tumbled garbage now. There's a special place in hell for that man.

>> No.9818376

>>9814309
>genuflect on a man

Sounds painful, but I guess he's a corpse now.

>> No.9818394

>>9814309
Nah. Bacon is bad for you and I do not indulge in this desirable pleasure.