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Im fuckin stoned
what should i eat

>> No.9786113

cyanide you utter faggot

>> No.9786117

>>9786110
The barrel of a 12gauge.

>> No.9786118

Why would you need an ashtray in the bathroom?

>> No.9786119

>>9786110
look under the sink, there should be some kind of cleaning fluid or bleach. I'll let you in on a secret, it tastes amazing while you're high. Also it's totally safe.

>> No.9786122

>>9786110
shit

>> No.9786123

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE FUCKING WEEEEEEEEED AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DUDE!!!!!!!!!! WEED!!!!!!!!!!!! hits bong FUCKING DUUUUUUDE that WEEED like just...................DUDE LMFFFFFAAAAAAOOOO i am so fucking HIGH on WEED right now XD WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED holla my DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!JUST.........ROLL................MY.......................JOINT......................UP........................................AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY DANK DANK DANK WEED LEGALIZE IT! LEGALIZE IT! LEGALIZE IT! ROLL EM SMOKE EM PUT EM IN A BOWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i am just FUCKING BAKED right now my DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAOOOOOOOOOOO RAISE YO HAND IF U TURNT AF RIGHT NOW raises both hands AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY WEED DUDE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I SMOKE 2 JOINTS IN DA MORNIN MON...........DUDE! WEED! HAAAAAAAAAAAA IM LIKE A FUCKIN KITE RIGHT NOW MY DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! S O F U C K I N G H I G H O N W E E D I CANT EVEN FOCUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SMOKING ONLY THE DANKEST OF HERB MY DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOME OF THAT TRIPLE BANANA WINSTON CHURCHILL MEGA DANK GAZA GRASS YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKIN SO FUCKIN BLAZED RIGHT NOW DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDE AHAHAHAHHAA BAZINGA inhales YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO cough THIS cough SHIT cough IS cough SO cough FUCKIN cough DANK my DUDE HAAHHAAAHAHAHAHAH WHY AM I EVEN LAUGHING ROTFLMAOO THIS SHIT IS NARSH BRO FUCKIN HELLA SMOKE WEED ERR DAY YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.9786124

>>9786110
Business end of a shotgun

>> No.9786145
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9786145

Be a good stoner and enjoy a delicious Lotanuggets IPA with your meal. Hops = weed right????

>> No.9786161

Make a grilled cheese sandwich

>> No.9786165

>>9786145
dude it's technically like eating a salad righT? LMFAO

>> No.9786171

>>9786113
/thread

>> No.9786214

What do you guys think about weed?

>> No.9786224

>>9786110
are you fucking stoned you faggot? you like high as fuck

>> No.9786225

>>9786110
eat a pott brownie and some edible lolly pops and then smoke more weed and just eat a hand full of weed

>> No.9786246
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9786246

Haha dude, drugs. ROFL

>> No.9786272

eat your bros dick off as a game, the only rule is you aren't allowed to use your teeth

>> No.9786278

>>9786110
Ice Cream of course

>> No.9786280

>>9786110
That aerosol can, you faggot

>> No.9786439

>>9786110
I'm pretty sure you're the kid that fucked a toy Twinkie back in the school days. Do people still call you Twinkie?

>> No.9786457

pb&j's are that late nite og shit when ur on 1. triscuits, oatmeal, ice cream, cookies, reheated pizza, chicken nugs w/ ranch, buffalo red hot, ketchup/mustard

>> No.9786458

Taco Bell cravings combo.

>t. also stoned

>> No.9786478

beeanz

>> No.9786489 [DELETED] 

come to 420chan friend

>> No.9786492

>>9786110
DUDE

>> No.9786513

>>9786110
Fresh fruit, your favorite Taco Bell meal, your favorite Cookout meal, almost anything Tex-Mex, or pizza. All are good.

>> No.9786520

>>9786458
>also stoned

Here too and I literally just had 2 burritos and refried beans.

>> No.9787579
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>> No.9787584

>>9786110
you look like a soyboy faggot

>> No.9787616
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>>9786110
ass

>> No.9787680

>>9786110
I like peach yogurt with a ton of honey when Im stoned.

>> No.9787696

Go to your local corner store and have a panic attack trying to decide what chips to eat.

>> No.9787709

>>9786110
Peanut butter banana sandwich, that's my go to. If you got natural, lightly fry it in the peanut oil.

>> No.9787712

>>9786110

You should eat your own feces.

You only live once, and how can you say you love yourself if you can't even eat your own poop?

>> No.9787715

>>9786110
I guess I'd start with the toothpaste, it's probably less toxic than the air freshener. Honestly I would just go try to find some real food.

>> No.9787717

>>9786110
I keep military MREs on hand for this, they're so fucking fun to eat. The stuff you get is random, you've got the drink mixes you add water to and shake up, the flameless ration heaters, stuff like that. It's great.

>> No.9787727

>>9787696
But then someone will bitch about him in the grocery store pet peeves thread.

>> No.9787763

>>9787717
nice

>> No.9787773
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>> No.9787795

>>9787717
t. steve

>> No.9787802

I like how many people get triggered by weed on 4chan;good job op successful thread.

Also there is an eternal alcohol general on /ck/ so why don't autistic spergs spergout on them?

>> No.9787807

>>9787802
I saw an anom sperging out over al/ck/ just the other day. That thread might still be up.

>> No.9787809

>>9787773
>contains now butter
>contains milk ingredient
???

>> No.9787811

based op

>> No.9787854

>>9786123
tldr

>> No.9787856

>>9786110
the proper way to eat while stoned is pairing a salty snack with a sweet, and alternating bites.
personally my go-to is goldfish crackers and welch's fruit snacks

>> No.9787882

>>9786110
Semen.

>> No.9787880

i got too stoned last night and made ghetto thai peanut sauce out of peanut butter, orange juice, soy sauce, ginger chili and garlic powder. ate over ramen noodles w/ the leftovers in my fridge, i.e. chicken breast, an old green onion and some frozen peas. highly recommend doing the same, took like 5 min

also, have you ever heard of cookie butter? its like peanut butter but instead of peanut it tastes like cookies, they have it at Aldis and it will blow your mind

>> No.9787887

>>9786118
Smoking cigarettes in the shower,
When they get wet I just light another,
Blam

>> No.9787899

>>9786110
Your own dick. I hope you snap your spine trying to. If being stoned is the most interesting thing you have to say, I really do hope you end up paralyzed in a wheelchair with your own dick in your mouth.

>> No.9787904

>>9786110
>Mountainland applied technical college shirt.

My sister got pregnant by some kike she met there.
Fuck Utah and fuck kikes

>> No.9787913

>>9786110
stone

>> No.9788005

>>9787899
you should be fun at parties...

oh yeah... you don't go to parties because you have no friends or social life.

how do you feel in your life ?

>> No.9788312

>>9788005

t. triggered thc addict

Lolling at your life m8

>> No.9788321

>>9786123
>>9787854
TL;DR 2

>> No.9788337

>>9787887
That’s incredibly stupid and pathetic that you couldn’t even wait until you got done showering to light up.

>> No.9788343

>>9788005
>getting stoned is the only way you know how to have fun
Sad

>> No.9789269

>>9786110
dick

>> No.9789277

Jamals delish semen
Paired with a .223 round up your buttwhole xD

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>> No.9790685

>>9789269
Do you know from experience? Fag

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>>9787913