/ck/ - Food & Cooking

inb4 2nd reply

I've been sober for 3 days now and I don't feel great, just a little bit tortured.

>>9773985
Have you had that first sweet, sweet night of actual restful sleep yet? I rarely make it that far, but fuck does it feel good.

>>9773980
I'm so drunk, hopefully mommy doesn't find out

>>9774001
I'm still in the lay in bed wide awake for 8 hours phase.

>>9774001
Had it tonight, 4th day sober but its a Friday and my sister and my brother want to meet up since we haven't seen in a while. I told them since I was sick I won't drink anything but surprisingly I'm not missing it so far.

Feels good man.

What's your opinion on absinthe?

>>9774078
It’s not whiskey

>>9773980
Cutting down a lot now I got a job again. Was at 4-5 bottles of wine per day. Now I'm 1-2 weekdays and 3 weekends and Friday night.
I need to quit before I die.

>>9774118
It’s much easier to quit after you die.

>>9774118
good job getting a job and actually cutting down for it anon, i'm proud of you

>>9774124
Ty mate. It's going well. Hoping to cut down just to weekends. (I have to if I wanna reach 40) but the stress of it just pulls me in. Gotta get over it

>>9774118
jaysus, how did you afford that nuch wine being unemployed?

>>9774138
im guessing they were drinking box wine

>>9774078
Can be good if you like that kind of taste if you get the real stuff, can be horrible if you get the fake meme stuff (often advertised as the real deal because of muh thujone nonsense) designed to exploit kids who think it's psychoactive beyond the booze and want to be edgy bohemians and do dumb mistaken fire rituals.

This is a good intro:
http://www.wormwoodsociety.org/index.php/faq-mainmenu-136

If you're into things like Pernod, pastis, ouzo, raki, arak et cetera absinthe a more complex kind of version of that kind of stuff. I like them all, but mostly in the summer.

>>9771370
>>9773135
(you)-test

I think I'm going to die by this time next year, drinking is getting heavier and heavier. Also my liver hurts like hell daily and my urine smells like bleach

Woke up feeling great (in relative terms) at 1pm and have decided to pass on the full glass of gin next to my bed. Gonna have a meal and a coffee and see what happens

I recommend becoming a moderate drinker.

I really want to die soon.

Im such a disappointment to my parents....

>>9774277
Pretty sure death wouldn't make them any more proud, anon.

Better to get sober and live a life of quiet desperation until they're gone if their idea of you is what you care about.

>>9773980
I was two hours late to work today because I thought it was yesterday when I would have been off.

I live 15 minutes from work. I tried to play it off as idiocy, but I lost track of an entire fucking day of my life. Also have a lump on my forhead i have no idea what from.

Peering down the abyss fellahs.

>>9774292
>not routinely checking your phone for the current day and whether it is dusk or dawn

>>9774284
>Better to get sober and live a life of quiet desperation until they're gone if their idea of you is what you care about.

>tfw this is my life
I don't think it counts as being sober when I'm drunk and/or high literally every weekend but still.

>>9774358
I think getting cunted on the weekends is acceptable even by normie standards desu

bottleshop people don't even bother talking to me anymore, they just grab the bottle of vodka I buy everyday I hand them the exact cash grab the bottle and walk out

it's a sweet deal desu, no unnecessary small talk or bullshit

>vicious cycle of binge drinking to curb benzo withdrawals and taking benzos to ward off The Fear
wew lad

>>9774520
Are you me?

5+mg and 750ml+ vodka daily

>>9774531
>750ml+ vodka daily
why do I never believe these posts

>>9774586
That's not that much here senpai

>>9774586
Because you're a little babby. It's three cups of booze over the span of sixteen waking hours.

>>9773980
33 days without spirits and 19 days without beer. Won't be too long until I can say 1 month completely without booze.

>>9774586
Because you're a skinny manlet?

>>9774586
Bottle a day is pretty much standard for al/ck/. A bottle a day becomes easy soon enough. There's a lot on here that go way beyond that.

Six days sober after what ended up being about a 5 month binge drinking/working spree. I sleep great, and I'm hungry all the time. I figure my body's missing all those calories. Starting a new good job on monday. I'm very excited, though I don't like how time never seems to stop when I'm sober. I miss the clean cut of a blackout. Wish me luck!

>>9774628
>I don't like how time never seems to stop when I'm sober
holy shit this
even when I'm sleeping I have dreams (or maybe they're not) of trying to claw back into wakefulness

>>9774586
A bottle a day isn't that much for a non-functional alkie with years of tolerance raising.
This isn't the "heavy drinker normie" thread, we're the bottom of the barrel.

I'm tapering zoloft, this is a nightmare, worse than booze.

Any tips? I'm terrified.

>>9774750
Isn't that an antidepressant? Why stop if it works?

>>9774756
It is and it works (OCD mostly gone), but it gives me terrible insomnia, I can't go on anymore.

>>9773980
> mad cravings for beer
> drink half litre of vodka
> still craving beer

what do you call this condition?

>>9774797
Weird.

>>9774599
>>9774605
>>9774618
>>9774622
>>9774704
So you're telling me you never exaggerated for effect when describing how much you drink ITT?

90% of this thread is sob story attention whoring, I find it hard to believe people don't lie about their alcohol intake not to say all do

>>9774797
Vitamin B deficiency.

>>9774797
>what do you call this condition?
being hungry

>>9774865
I'd be more suspicious if someone told me they had DT from drinking beers with friends at the bar every weekend.
Sure, some people may lie on the internet. That doesn't mean you have to be paranoid and consider everything a Jewish conspiracy.

>>9774987
>consider everything a Jewish conspiracy
?

never said that, I just doubt most posts that claim to drink X amount

you also avoided the question I was asking

>>9775041
I never exaggerated my consumption here.

You think people would do that? Just go on the internet and lie?

>>9774188
Maybe you should exhibit some self-control and stop drinking.

>>9774865
>So you're telling me you never exaggerated for effect when describing how much you drink ITT?
Nope. This shit's no joke femelem

>>9774001
oh my god sober sleeps are the best. It's like I just lay down and open my eyes eight hours later like a robot. No fucked up dreams, no waking up to piss three times a night, no lying awake at 2 in the morning while my organs groan and churn

i love to drink...a lot. but i must come to these threads to remind myself what could happen if i take it to far.

>>9774617
good job anon, you can do it!

>First drink of the day
>First drink in two weeks

3 days sober now i don't want to think about relapsing

5pm and only on my second beer, even got out on my bike for a ride, fucking cold tho, managed to taper down pretty well this week.

now is the bitch tho, turned down going over to see a mate this evening because 'lets get pissed its friday yay'
open my door and my housemate throws me a beer and says people are coming over in a min and there is a band on at our local

and i have been invited to go bowling tomo with a cutie

wat do boys?

i have a course on monday..

inb4 .. take it steady, there is a reason im here, i have no offswitch, i went out last friday and came back to earth on wednesday..

do i just sit in my room and carry on my taper like a fucking loser? fml

637 days

>>9775104
>not to say all do

>>9775285
Why the hell is anyone questioning the legitimacy of claims of having drunk one piddling bottle? That’s like 28 units, less than 10 faggot-strength beers

>>9774586
Found the naive woman where life is all venti lattes and cats

>>9775159
My dreams come back when I'm sober and I fuckin hate it. My sleep is worse when I drink a lot, but I love not having any dreams. I stopped having good dreams period sometime right before college.

>>9775377
Do you smoke? I have always had a theory that the nicotine withdrawal my body goes through while sleeping negatively influences my dreams. Even dreams that aren't too bad still have an anxious and uncomfortable feel to them.

>>9774586
You would easily believe it, actually not just believe, you would KNOW it is true if you had any experience with alcoholism or been around an alcoholic.

>>9775397
I smoke this little vape thing now but I used to smoke cigarettes a lot. I always kind of just had unpleasant dreams regardless of if I was smoking or not though.

>>9775377
I don't really have good dreams. They're usually not awful but never 'happy' or anything. I am a daily weed smoker so that usually supresses my dreams even when I'm not drinking.

Just drank half a box of goon, vomited, then went back to drinking. Starting to think things might be getting out of hand.

someone make a discord

How about you kys instead?

>>9775400
Not that guy, because I do believe it, but how can the body process that much? I thought 1 shot per hour was processed through the liver

>>9775228
Well i dont think i want to do this anymore. Will probably get a bottle of whiskey tonight afterwork

>>9775785
It just takes time. Like in the early days of drinking like how you could wake up drunk. It's not done processing yet. The higher your tolerance you drink more and it processes faster, creating a cycle of just drinking even more if you want to be drunk a lot.

>>9775732
You first

>>9774138
It was $4 per bottle. Shiraz is pretty good for me. Zero hangovers too bc I'm massive alco.my wife got so mad last night bc Friday night and drinking, but if she cared to make a plan other than cooking very sub-par dinner (which I can never try and give tips on or she gets super mad) I might drink less.

I'm just happy to be employed again with a really good job, but yeah my Mrs got used to me being home almost a month so now she is craving too much attention when I just want an hour or two to chill, play ps4 and get drunk while we chat, not looking deeply into her eyes and listening to her day of going window shopping.

We have a 5 month old baby so that alone should've reason enough to quit but I still can't do it cold turkey. At least I have tapered off a lot. I have started smoking again though with the stress of work. It's just my mindset is so easily converted to the dark side.

I need to kms

>>9774042
Hope the Meet UP godes ok

>>9775821
I just might.

>>9775310
...what do you consider a unit of alcohol?

>>9776035
https://www.drinkaware.co.uk/alcohol-facts/alcoholic-drinks-units/what-is-an-alcohol-unit/

Stooped to a new low.

Got black out drunk and went for a walk, ended up screaming a lot of bullshit at neighbor and woke up in jail. I don't remember anything.

Fuck you alcohol, fuck you.

>>9776125
Better than my last night haha gotta love life affirming events involving helicopters and swat ,a pat on the back an overnight Er stay to make one go sober

>>9776156
I got used to it after a while. I’d done such immeasurably retarded things so many times that I refused to let anything bother me. Just glad I never made the local papers. I’m trying to just get high now. I don’t even have the volume up on the tv if I’m stoned.

>>9776206
Oh I made the papers not really saying much but hey my efforts aren't fruitless I guess , yup I'm done with Alceehul. Sticking to grass till I'm dead

>>9775251
Tell your friends no and if they don't like it literally tell them to fuck off. Are they going to fire you or something?

>>9776206
I never go black out drunk, usually I remember a good 10% of it lol.
I've broken my arm twice (doing stupid shit) while drunk and my nose once in a fight while rotten drunk.
Alcohol should be banned. My life would be so much better for it.

>>9776278
Prohibition would kill half the people in these threads. Booze would be twice the price and five times as poisonous.

>>9776227
until tomorrow my man. cheers

>>9776302
Good point anon
We are better of dead though the shit it causes for those we love.

>>9776068
hahahaha ok, i was wondering WTF you brits were talking about with your 89p ciders with 3.8 units per, and now fifths with 30. i just assumed you were using "unit" interchangeably with "standard drink". explains >>9760219

>>9776357
Nah the number of units has to be printed on booze here. That way you can have multiple bottles, multiple types, multiple strengths, and still know exactly how much ethanol you’ve drunk

how many shots can i drink before passing out im a lightweight btw

at 6-7 right now

I'm going to quit paying my rent and live in my car.


I can't take living next to my fucking scumbag drug dealing neighbors anymore, An I can't afford any other place to live so I'm just going to live in my car until I can't take another day of living.

Fuck life

>>9776593
Depends on what time it is, how much caffeine you drank, and your willpower

You can execute special techniques to avoid passing out, when I want to stay awake I put on my motorcycle helmet and crawl in the dog kennel so I'm just uncomfortable enough to avoid sleep. Find out what works for you

>>9774520
As a 20 year "frenemy" of The Fear, I can assure you that barbiturates and NOT benzos are the perfect circle that you're probably looking for. Barbies are harder to find, but if you can lock down a source, your life will improve tenfold.

>>9774586
Because you have no idea.

>>9775079
Eat your mothers shit.

>>9776623
call the cops on them.

>>9776663
I've called the cops on them a minimum of 20 times, This year.

The police just don't care enough to do anything, Occasionally they will talk to them. 99% of the time they just show up and knock...No on answers of course. Then they leave.

I don't leaving my car around a bunch of crackheads and hookers so I park it 3 miles away at my dads house and walk to use it.

Fuck living here

>>9776693
Now I kinda don't believe you.

>>9776762
Ok don't lol.

Literally does not affect me at all. I just simply told you what happens

>>9775079
why are you even in this thread?

i apparently ate a bunch of my dogs dog treats last night when i blacked out

>>9775946
:(

>>9776772
How will you know whether the treats are good enough for your dog if you don't try them yourself? I thought everyone did that

>>9776787
no joke, my community college had a recent bake sale where they had treats that both people and dogs could safely eat

i didn't try any though

>>9776762
My friend lives in the same complex as someone similar. Most recent story I heard, cops came 4 times in one day (domestic disturbance, coke-dealing pregnant GF with abusive BF). They've never done anything, they just need to go check it out but if there's no obvious evidence of illegal activity they just leave.

>>9776767
>hate crackheads and hookers
>call the cops 20 times a year

Crackheads and hookers means dealers and pimps. One does not simply call the police 20 times on dealers and pimps and complain about it as if it were a mere convenience lol.

I like krauterlikors like Jagermeister and Schwartzhog

would I like Fernet?

>>9776811
You're missing the point. Anon said he personally called the cops 20 times in one year...on dealers and hookers/pimps. He'd be a lot more than an inconvenienced anon if that were true. The cops and what they do or don't do isn't important.

>>9775376
>>9775400
>>9776644
rofl

im sure people are lying with how triggered this post has made people

also I never claimed it's not possible to drink that much or that I don't myself

interesting that this post got ignored:>>9774865

but everyone replies to the other, assuming I don't believe the posts because "you're just lightweight you don't drink lmao what a girl"

swear to god this thread is full of attention seeking pathetic cunts

>>9776901
To be fair if I'm drinking that much I count the amount I spilled as drank because I can't measure it

You ever think of smashing/re-purposing your glassware?

Currently drinking Arizona sweet tea out of a wine glass, and wondering if I'd get satisfaction smashing some shot glasses.

>>9777237
yeah I've smashed a few glasses in the past, very satisfying especially if you don't have to clean it up

>>9774292
I've done something similar before, luckily I came in two hours earlier than I was supposed to on the dy I thought it was.
HOWEVER
I apparently showed up on time for a day of work I didn't remember. Thank god I lived walking distance at the time.

>>9776593
Is tits or gtfo a thing here? I know it's a blue board but still I see neckbeard written all over this post.

>>9776794
Well thank fuck you weren't drunk at the time or you would have prolly bought them all.

>>9776901
>rofl people called me on how retarded and sheltered i am
>le triggered11!!

just got here but fuck off back to /r/drunk, faggot

>>9777369
see:>>9774865

Happy Friday /ck/

>>9777526
post cock

>bundled up with my bottle on a cold night w
atching the annual kurismasu /a/ stream

>>9777777

>>9776593
just start taking shots until you pass out and then try to remember how many you had the next morning

man, fuck feeling lonely on a weekend. out of alcohol now too and can't buy more, hope i can fall asleep early

>>9776593
i've never passed out, its been a slow decline to my alcoholism
these days I dont even count shots I just go by how much is left in the bottle.
I can down anywhere from 2/3s of a fifth to half a handle in a night

>>9777874
I just look at how much is in the bottle to see if I need to go buy more soon

Tempted to sell everything I own and move somewhere cheap in Asia. I want to spend my life in bed, drinking, with a teenager to French kiss my asshole every waking minute. Only worry is that it might not kill me fast enough and I have to return home, just, homeless this time.
Out of curiosity, in all seriousness, approx how much money could be raised by those of us who want to escape our current shithog lives? If we had a shared house over there we could retire for very little money.

>>9777967
Asia doesn't want fucking bums. A minimum of a college degree is required and a lot of the poorer countries require TEFL certs now so they aren't totally taken advantage of by bums

Anyone like prescription uppers? Good strategy to control my downs desu. Recommended.

>>9777973
I’m not saying where exactly, but there are pretty much fuck all entry requirements. You can just buy a tefl. Your jealousy of those who’ve done it sounds like it’s making you a little uncomfortable.

>>9775692
https://discord.gg/qFrW5wc
here we go come on in everybody.

>>9777992
kill yourself

>>9778022
Said no adult ever. Are you just posting this in response to random posts recently? I’ve noticed a few of these cringey bratposts lately.

>staying up to 3 am to start drinking again edition

>>9778036
saw someone post a discord link. came into this thread to tell you to kys

kill yourself

>>9778130
>you
Actually I’m someone else. Not really interested in what’s fashionable and acceptable in the circle of ranting brats from where you came, but it’s probably best for everyone if you run along and join them again. There’s a good lad.

>9777777

>>9777526
>rocks
gross

>>9776593

begone thot

So when do the nightmares from withdrawal stop? They are wrecking my shit.

>>9778378
Upon relapse. Closest I’ve got

>>9777983
>I’m not saying where exactly,
Its Cambodia isnt it?

is there anything worse than passing out drunk midday and waking up in the afternoon with a hangover

>>9778486
Having to do this every day except you get sick as fuck if you don’t. Every morning gf asks why I’m shaking cold but it’s never that I’m cold, I just try and go as long as I can before hitting that 8:00 am booze train. I need to find some downers and try and make it sober for a bit, but I can’t be prescribed and sketchy shit is too sketchy for me.

>>9778541
how long you been drinking in excess?

what did it take for you to get to this point

>>9778378
Withdrawals max out about day 3 and last about a week.
Good luck.

>>9778565
Five years, lately it’s kicked up to a handle a day from getting out of bed to when my head hits the pillow.
When I can quit for a few weeks and get over the wds the anhedonia is so crippling that I’ll eventually relapse.
Now I’m so afraid of kindling that I hardly even try to take a day off.

>>9778590
Guessing he meant the nightmares which start after that. Mine start at about 5 days. No idea when/if they stop.

>>9778608
Oh, the vivid dreams?
They eventually stop, I don't remember when. My last bout of actual sobriety was a long time ago, I now use pot daily to stay dry and it stops dreams too.

>>9778378
Withdrawal brings back the dreams you have been suppressing but constant nightmares are tied to deeper things than alcohol. Withdrawal might make your sleeping mind a lot more anxious and active than baseline as it returns to a normal chemical balance, but take some time to think about what your subconscious is showing you instead of just wishing it would shut up again

>>9778973
I've always had vivid nightmares when drinking but not when sober

who here /canhandletheirliqour/ ? Drinking for many years now, but never drank more than 3 times a week or so. It's really the best of both worlds

Only woke up in a puked bed twice in my life

>>9779076
When I drink my sleep is more like a coma

>>9779082
It's like taking heroin and handling it for years. Not so publicized except on the extreme and nowhere near as accepted but you'd be surprised how many people are doing just that. I don't know what many years is to you but there is no doubt it is a proper addictive substance. There's many a 60 year old pack a day smoker who used to just smoke socially as well, and almost guaranteed you know an alcoholic. Don't numb that introspection

feels like we're getting more shitposters in here, it was a nice couple of months

>>9779137
Sure, I know what you mean. I mostly posted that to bait some people into getting pissed off.
Thing I noticed is that I only drink more and never less, so I wouldn't be surprised if I eventually get proper addicted. I can even see going to 3-4 beers after work and increasing that until I fuck myself up.
But completely stopping seems impossible, so I just try to drink moderately and so far it's working out. Honestly I cannot understand how people can go more than two weeks without getting fucked up on something

>>9779162
I think a lot of people stop only when they cough out a lung every morning, or shit out nothing but brown water regularly, or have a mysterious pain that ends up with them in a serious talk with a doctor about how they won't get a transplant if they continue their abuse.

Or they just drown in a puddle of their vomit rock star 27 club style.

Some people, their addiction becomes their whole life. There is nothing in that but a waste

My dad is traveling through Asia this month and I am thinking about asking him to get me a bottle of this. It's like $300 to order it online, but I'm betting that it is much cheaper when you are actually in Vietnam or wherever.

>>9779258
for what purpose?

>>9779258
Why...

>>9779272
>>9779274
It would be a badass thing to put on my shelf.

>>9779289

>>9779410
Why the hate towards snake wine? That bottle would look cool as fuck in my kitchen.

>>9779662

I mean he isn't wrong. It is pretty neat. Plus shots of courage before you go out and rampage

>>9779662
Just not very alchie. I run out sat least once a week and wait counting the seconds to buy more, it’d be gone straight away. Plus a bottle of booze which I don’t intend to drink, is the last thing i want in the house, incase I manage to sober up.

>this morning
>hanging out by the liquor store
>waiting for it to open at 10
>bored and have other errands still
>go to walmart and buy the new pokeyman game and food
>get back to liquor store
>buy a fifth and a beer
>pound beer down in 2 minutes by the railroad tracks
>go back home and sip whiskey until i cant feel anymore
this is my life now, this is what i did everyday for the past 4 months
where did it go so wrong?

>>9779731
It was probably the Pokemon.

I'm about 40lbs overweight and I know I have to cut out all beer. But I don't want to stop drinking. What liquors should I go buy? Huge-ass liquor store is like 5 minutes away from me and I have $116 in my wallet.

>>9779731
There's something like a beautiful melancholy in this story, anon.

Sounds to me like you need to find purpose in life.

>>9779756
Any mid-range vodka

>>9779703
I would definitely drink some if not all. Perhaps I could make some sort of brine with coloring and recork the bottle to put back on the shelf.

>tfw instead of being able to control your drinking you just chug a 60 and probably come close to dying of alcohol poisoning
miss the days where i wouldnt drink before 7pm and it didn't take as much to make me fall asleep
otoh been sober 3 days, should havve that first night of restful sleep tonight

>>9779756
>I want to lose weight without making any effort or sacrifice

Tough luck fatty

Went downtown last night looking for Valium or Xanax at the local shelter. Couldn't find any so I found speed and crack instead. Hung out with some bums at McDonald's all night

>>9779863
Climbing that social ladder I see

>>9774797
no idea, i like the taste of beer more than liquor but it doesn't get me drunk, only piss 400 times. so i drink everclear cause i just want to feel it and not pee even though it's gross

>>9779905
Is it cheaper than vodka? I can’t get it here. Don’t you mix it with water?

Does this actually work? I have a prescription for ativan but it isn't enough. My doc is actually trying to wean me off it. I don't even try to get wasted on it, it just helps me sleep when I have work in the morning. I have a friend who would hook me up with that stuff but he just got sent to prison for stealing cars.

>>9779934
lorazepam is really good at relieving alcohol withdrawal symptoms, but is kind of garbage on it's own for getting you fucked
benzos over all are kind of a bad substitute for alcohol, but they stop the [physical craving

>>9773980
Just drank 10 yo Talisker for the first time. Tippy top

>>9778173
>Oban 14 years
Mein neger, my abslute favourite

>>9779963
Oh I know the wonders of benzos. I have a job and I cant drink on work nights, those pills help to put me at ease and get to sleep at a reasonable hour. But the ones my doc prescribe me aren't enough, so I'm wondering if I should head down to shelters and halfway houses to buy more.

>>9780076
>the ones my doc prescribe me aren't enough
Benzo are a worse addiction than alcohol. If they're not enough, don't take more or more powerful ones. Don't use them regularly.

>>9779926
not as cheap but it's about the strongest drink you can buy so you only need a little. i've been desperate enough to just drink it mixed with water but it'll fuck your throat. i just add a bit of sprite or dr pepper. a dab will do you in quick.

>>9779926
the whiskey i buy is shit tier, 40 proof and 13 dollars a 1.75 liter.
(i actually have golden grain, it's a little cheaper, just as good)
190 proof and 22 dollars for a liter.

>>9780119
Makes sense to just buy vodka if it’s cheaper. They’re both just ethanol with a different amount of water added. I’d still be interested to try everclear.

>>9780144
you'd be amazed how little you need. make sure to try just a little at first and see how it does you.

>>9779731
>wake up at 7am
>drink vodka
>binge watch Netflix or HBO
>take nap
>go get more vodka and fast food
>continue drinking until I pass the fuck out around 3-4 am.
This has been my life for almost a year now ever since I fell off the functional al/ck/ wagon. Day in day out, everything is the same. I just have my shows, not even vidya entertains me anymore.
This is going to have to stop soon when I go broke or seriously injure myself, but I really have no desire to change at the moment.
At least I have my hygiene, that part is cool.

>>9780144
I have to drive past state lines to buy that stuff, but holy fuck it’s something you can run your car on. We did the math and it’s something like 2.75 shots of cheaper liquor for every one of everclear that you take.

>>9780212
are you me? been about 2 years for me though. what shows do you watch? i need some good ones while drunk

>>9780212
That sounds like my daily life, But I lost my job a year ago

I can only afford to drink popov.

>>9780212
I know how you feel, this is almost identical life to me though I still play some games and I never leave the house to buy food unless I need more alcohol (delivered food mostly)

I've got trashbags full of empty vodka bottles and boxes like your pic full of empty vodka bottles all throughout my house and then ontop of that empty bottles all over my desk/floor/kitchen/bathroom wherever

it's gotten to a point I don't even know how to get rid of it all without it being blatantly obvious to my neighbours (some know my family) that I'm a raging alcoholic, which I try to keep on the down-low for obvious reasons


what's your fav food to eat when blackout drunk? i like to get blackout drunk then force feed myself garbage food until im physically ill and extremely bloated, there's no enjoymeny in it(not overweight somehow)

>mom has a friend with a son my age
>she keeps talking to me about his success and how he keeps moving up in the world
>dunno if shes intentionally making me feel like shit about my life or unintentionally
>either way its depressing as fuck
welp. time to get plastered and cry

I don't know if I am the only one, but I drink because drinking is fun. Fuck expectations, fuck where you've been, fuck where your going, it's all about where your at.

the worst part about being sober is forgetting the pain and why you are sober

>>9780414
yeah I've never understood people who drink and mope around, even when I've been having 10+ drinks a day and doing fuck all else I'll still be listening to metal or dance music or something and talking shit with people online or playing a game, multiplayer only though when I'm drunk. It's not cause I haven't "burned out" or something yet either I've been drinking heavily on and off for years

I guess once in a while I listen to really sad country music and mope

>>9780427
so you get drunk then fill your time with shit to avoid the underlying sadness

>>9780441

It's more about accentuating the fun of life than the opposite

>>9780441
I don't think so, usually if I'm feeling depressed or angry I don't want to drink. Even in the period where I was drinking 20 beers every night and not working or anything the idea was always to have a good time and fuck around with some friends online. It's not that I don't get angry or depressed, sometimes I do very badly, it just isn't tied to alcohol. 90% of the time I'm drinking cause I feel good and want to feel even better, just got off work or if there's some event I want to watch.

It absolutely doesn't make it any better to drink 20 beers for days in a row like I used to if you're partying and having fun the entire time I'm not saying that lol, if anything the enthusiasm can end up getting you in more trouble

>>9780245
HBO is a goldmine but I have it through amazon prime (which also has a lot of good shit). Anything Marvel Universe on Netflix is also good, there’s a lot of stand up I can recommend, otherwise unironically The Wire and The Sopranos. Bored To Death is a lesser known show but I really liked that (Jason Schwartzman and Ted Danson). It only ran three seasons, though.
Keep volleying replies and I’ll think of more stuff, let me rack my brain.
>>9780250
Sorry m80. I’m fortunate that the abc by my house sells handles for 15.99-16.99. It seems to constantly be on sale. >>9780262
Dude I have a shed in my backyard that is FULL of bottles and I feel the exact same way. I’m moving soon and my recycle guys are dicks that won’t take it unless it’s in a box that size. I’m frustrated but I can’t bring myself to throw them all away at once.
My go to hammered foods are
1. 20 piece Publix wings, non breaded hot and spicy, call them in (fresh), walk there, get home, oven roast and then batter myself with hot sauce in a stainless steel bowl. It’s a lot of effort but they’re dank af and 8.99/20.
2. Checkers. Two chicken bites boxes and a 2/4 anything. Sometimes two if I’m hammered. They have walk up windows near me so I can walk there fuckin’ lit.
3. Mcgangbang. Or two. Or just like six McDoubles.
Sorry about the delayed response, my lawn dudes came over and I had a few beers with them. I literally only buy beer to give to my lawn dudes.

withdrawal starting to fade, been throwing up for 24 hours. This fucking aquarius has been staring at me for ages

>>9779863

jesus christ anon

>>9780521
Partially slushified and smelling like the most godly beverage ever. Don't care if I have to slurp it down and staple my mouth shit, you will enter me you saucy beverage

>>9780535

super cold drinks are the only thing I can keep down when I'm deeply fucked and that blessed blessed suger

>>9777359
>asking about how things work
I want to stick your dick in a meat grinder. Fucking kys you faggot nigger and get the fuck off my board.

It was pretty low for me. More than a liter of booze, 3 pills of speed and $50 worth of crack.


It was surprisingly easy to score drugs.

>>9780513
*batter them myself
Batter myself with hot sauce sounds like a whole ‘nother kinda party.
For the record I’m 6’3” and just weighed myself at 210 elbows. I’m also the same retarded anon that got rugburn this bad, update.

>>9780527
It really isn't all that different from finishing bottles of vodka one after the other mang, if anything shit like that is more self-limiting cause you get to the point where you stop getting high when you do more instead of becoming physically addicted like you do with constant doses of booze

mixing amp and coke is a terrible idea though

>>9780527
This is pretty easy when al/ck/. You get those weird outings, and stay out too late, make new “friends”, and wake up in the morning with crippling regret and self hatred/ feigned guilt.

>>9780212

I have a drawer that has exactly as many bottles of whiskey which are of similar size. I'm getting it together from now on.

>>9780568
What in the fuck?

is drinking every night for the past four nights too much?

>>9780865
I wish you luck. Keep it together before things get too bad, at least you’re still on whiskey, anon.
I have a shed full of those fucking things. If I counted them $16.99 at a time I would probably cri.
>>9780869
Yeah dude I ate shit the other night and somehow leaned in enough that it got that bad. Got some blood skids on my carpet, and my shit is all retarded.
Pic related is when it was ripe.

>>9780988
Not really, especially the night part. Shit only starts to get rough when you drink from the time you wake up until the time you go to bed

>>9780988
Depends, daily drinking can be a slippery slope, but many normies do it without things getting out of control.
Stop before needing a drink in the morning to stop withdrawals.

Drinking thunderbird in a a frat house right now. Got a 40 of steel reserve waiting for me at home.

How's your night going?

>>9781122
better than your morning will go

>>9781122
enjoy the malt liquor hangover, my dude

>>9781124
>>9781154

I slam a Powerade before I go to bed. Haven't had a hangover in like two years.

>>9781122
Go do something al/ck/ worthy, anon. Post results. Call someone a sigourney weaver to their face.

I'm trying not to slip back.
On my 5th beer though, no turning back.

>>9781122
Whew, trailer park boys in the frat house sure brings me back. Enjoy it while you can breh.

>>9779756
Vodka and tonic water

>drive to Taco Bell
>get a shit ton of tb
>come home and gf is drunk as fuck
>drink a lil
>she throws a fit/ tries to be real sexy, and then passes the fuck out
I’ve got a bunch of room temp Taco Bell and half a handle of vodka. Tonight is gonna be a decent evening.

>>9781122
Looks comfy

Where can a curious fella find some bum wine in the suburbs? I want to wreck myself on some MD 20/20

Profile: drink white wine, red wine stains your teeth and lips

>>9781667
I’ve actually found that this varies from person to person. I don’t get wine lips/teeth, but friends get them so badly that it warrants a comment to let them know. It’s about how sloppily you drink.

I'm 30 years old, and I don't remember anything about my 20's

>>9781752
I don't remember much since graduating highschool. I have vivid memories from before graduation but the past 5 years are a blur

I blame antidepressants

>>9781599
Still getting drunk and watching Netflix, shit is tight.
The lettuce is still kinda crunchy but I bought way too much Taco Bell and it’s gonna be shitty tomorrow.
I must get drunk and eat it. For economic purposes.

Who had al/ck/ parents? Real question.

Mom drank herself to death four years ago and dad's working on doing the same.

>>9776305
>IPA
Enjoy your man-tits soyboy.

>been doing a lot of day drinking the last few days
>not going in as hard as normal, but going all day
>ate a bowl of ground beef and then shat myself half an hour later
not sure i'm gonna make it boys

>>9780568
I'm saving this picture so I can make fun of it later.

I'm a fair man, so here's a picture of my head after I got drunk and smacked it into my sex rack last year.

God I was so drunk; it was great.

Daily binge drinker during college. Managed to recently get a job so it's been three weeks without a drink. The first three days I tapered down and didn't die, however I've noticed my short term memory is absolutely fucked. Any else abstaining suffering from poor memory?

>tripfags

>get blackout drunk watching football
>partially break bathroom sink apparently
>pass out
>wake up an hour ago and see my team win
>start drinking again
Heh, please help

post your al/ck/ scars;

one on the top brim of nose
one on the bottom nostril brim
one right eyebrow

>>9782099
I started tripfagging just to annoy people like you.

Well also because it helps me find my own posts, but mostly to piss you off.

>had a bad breakup, go in harder than normal yesterday
>wrote a bunch of unintelligible code for a class I'm in, worthless and will have to be completely redone
>peed at least one pair of pants
>wall has a dent in it, across from my bedroom door
>head hurts beyond normal hangover head pain
>junk food wrappers all over my bedroom
What a fun time. I hope next time I binge I just don't wake up.
>>9782114
>split forehead open running into a corner of some sort
>bit through tongue
>tried to ride bike to the liquor store for more and fell on it, landed kneefirst on one of the gears (somehow) and had to get stiches
>tried to be productive after getting drunk and accidentally sliced the palm of my hand open on a nail
These took place over about a decade, mind you. I'm also naturally clumsy which contributed to all of these except the tongue.

>>9782114
Right eyebrow too. Also a faint Harry Potter looking scar on my forehead.

Anyone else losing their hair?

>>9782114
Many on my hands from burning them while using the oven
Cutting scars
The missing sideview mirror of my neighbor's car

Anyone else seriously contemplating suicide?

>>9782146
>Cutting scars
Ooh, I've got something like that too. I used to burn back in the day to relieve emotional pain. The "letters" were me testing out branding as body modification.

It's strange, but Ive come to love having scars.

>>9782145
Not losing, but I'm 25 and already have many grey hairs. It could be unrelated to booze, I am an anxious person.

>>9782157
what a fucking loser

>>9782157
I don't wanna' endorse self harm, but that does look neat in its own odd way

>>9782163
Youre in a thread full of alcoholics mang. Pretty sure most of us are losers.

>>9782114
Fell in a fire, burnt my arm and hand.
Fell in a fire another time, burnt my entire right asscheek.

Now I stay at home and drink and this doesnt happen anymore.

>>9782200
Gonna need some stories anon

am I lonely or do I just not need social interaction as much as other people

What's your favorite word for drunk?
I think my word is trash but I used blitzed

Lol retards

>>9782259
no u

>>9781937
My mums been an alcoholic since the divorce, which was 20 or so years ago now. She regularly does things like take all of her valium script then drink a cask of wine and go driving, though thankfully shes lost her license now and sold her car. Been to rehab probably 10 times, but hasnt managed to stay sober for more than a few weeks after leaving. Health problems are starting to catch up to her: alcohol induced gum disease, frequent falls, fractured spine from falling, and recently diagnosed with early stage cirrhosis. I've seen her probably 5 times in the past 8 years, since she rarely manages to make it past 10am without getting drunk and hence cant make it to any planned meetups.

I find it strange that she has managed to outlive alot of my friends parents, all who led seemingly healthy and active lives. I dont' expect her to live beyond another 3 years though.

>>9782306
>I find it strange...
I think of it as drunk luck. I drink like a fish, but according to my doctor I'm in surprisingly good shape. Normal blood sugar levels, great cholesterol levels [Especially considering I also smoke}, liver and kidneys function great. Hell I heart myself weekly but I always get lucky and it ends up just being a small cut or bruise.

For some reason most drunks I know seem almost invincible until age 50-60.

>>9774078
On its own? Meh. In a Sazerac? Heavenly.

>>9781937
I had my first drink when I was 5. My mom was working and it was just me and my dad at home. He made himself a drink and put it on top of the fridge. I was really thirsty and I drank the whole thing, not sure how I didn't die. My dad died this year, un related to alcohol but alcohol was involved. My mom drinks every night but she's not a raging alcoholic. She has 1 beer a night with some white wine. My stepfather drinks daily and falls asleep on the couch.

>>9774586
If you worked at a liquor store, I would say this is the equivalent of a 2 pack a day habit for cigarettes.

Like, it's the accepted LOWER limit for heavy use. It can get so, so much worse. I've had customers kill handles in a 48 hour period by themselves, and come back for more.

>have black shits after drinking
>look it up and likely cause is upper gi bleeding
>keep drinking anyways and it always happens
>recently started peeing Brown
>look it up and it might indicate cirrhosis
>haven’t seen a doctor in 5 years aka the before I started drinking
I have an appointment Tuesday, am I going to make it?

>>9779258
I don't think that's something you drink to enjoy. It's like a medicinal thing.

>Sunday

Starting day 6 of sobriety. Had my first major craving last night, but managed to push through somehow. Magnesium, Ashwaghanda, l-theanine. I try all that shit but it's never the same as just getting fucked up on booze.

Oh well this shit has to change. I need to get a better job and a gf. Recently my fucking mom suggested I should move back intomy parents house. Wtf, it wasn't supposed to be like this.

>>9782347
You don't drink really dark beers like stouts or porters, do you? I freaked out about that once too, and that's what it turned out to be.

The brown urine might just be severe dehydration. But I'm not a doctor, and I'm sure drinking less is usually advisable for most.

>>9774750
i have tapered ssris, if it effects you badly then you have to go really slow, taper over a few months. Then never take them again, they are fucked

>>9782378
I occasionally drink stouts but not too often. Even on the day after when I only drink vodka I have dark shits. As far as dehydration I’m not sure. I try and drink as much of it as I can (aka an 8 oz glass for every cup of alcohol). It might be dehydration but I’ve been following the same recipe for years without this issue so I’m hesitant

>>9775732
il kys u

>>9782371

On the plus side I haven't spent a dollar other than on groceries on day one.

>>9782399
I should clarify, by cup of alcohol I mean how much I pour in my cup which varies. I usually go through a handle in 2 days

>>9773980
have been drunk for 14 straight hours.

going hiking tmrw. this is gonna blow

>how i know im fucked

reading this thread with one eye because two makes everything a double imaged mess.

here is to hoping i dont throw up tmrw

>>9774188
How would you even know it's your liver that's hurting and not you muscles or something?

>>9782465
>reading this thread with one eye
kek. I know that feelings. Have to close one so the text will come together

>>9782114
My left ringfingernail is now all black and encrusted with yellow around the edges. I injured it about 2 months ago but I don't remember how.

It really should have fallen off by now and I think it will in the next few days.

>>9782465
>>9782502
been there too, it's a clear sign of how fucked up I am, not always so obvious but I can't deny it when I'm squinting through one eye to try to make things not blurry

>>9782091
Sex rack?

>>9782529
>tfw I have to squint when really drunk even though I wear glasses

>>9773980
>tfw low key alchoholic

>>9782546
stop yourself before its too late

>>9782568
I think it already is
I need to go to rehab or some shit to survive WD

>>9782371
good job anon. i hit day 30 yesterday. it's my first month sober from alcohol in >5 years, first stretch of over three days in at least two-- barring one random week, anyway. it's kind of bullshit and pathetic because i'm a grown man living with my mother for three months to get my shit together. (two down, one to go.) i just had to admit at some point that i wasn't above it, and that i couldn't go more than three days sober on my own. you seem to be doing well for yourself, though. just try not to put your pride before your health, that's the only advice i feel qualified to give.

DUUD just stop DRINKING.

>>9782574
how's that lowkey senpai?

you're in company here though, dw

>>9782672
Low key meaning people don't know
Thanks

>>9782651
nigga how is alcoholism real haha like nigga just put down the bottle haha

>>9781937
that's very fashionable, very mcconaugheyesque I would say.

Haven't slept in two nights now after i added crack and speed to my I take of liquor. Only have a liter left today

>>9782808
jealous desu!

Of which part? I've been refreshing /b/ for like 8 hours straight lol

>>9782827
>crack speed booze
fashionable kino life...

>>9782335
>I've had customers kill handles in a 48 hour period
They were alternating stores...

>tfw can't even drink more than a sixpack of beer or a bottle of wine without feeling intensine rekt for the next two days

my body doesn't want to be a drunk anymore

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9zxQsUeFLc

Can't stop listening

It's not healthy to drink alone. So what are you niggers drinking with me today?

>>9782921
cuppa cawfee

sort yourself oot

>>9782921
Water. Plain boring water.

>>9782114
I have a ton of cigarette burns on my ankles and some on my arms because I have a tendency to self harm in guilt while I'm nearly blackout

>>9783095
this thread is a congregation of some really really fashionable people

>>9773980
In under 48h I drank 3 beers, 1 bottle of wine, 1 bottle of sparkling wine, 1 bottle of liquor. Do I qualify?

>>9783103
do it every day for the next year and come back

>>9783103
that's a lot of booze by normie standards. doesn't mean you're an addict necessarily though.

>>9783107
I've got roommates so I have to plan around that.

>started to drink 6-10 beers a day again
it happens out of nowhere

>>9783103
>drinking X amount means you're an alcoholic
when will this meme die

>>9783141
are you a big guy???

>>9783168
I thought it was about the mindset/setting. I drink alone at home because I hate my life.

>>9783189
it's a mixture of things

definitely not just "I drink X amount does that make me alcoholic" especially all the posts ITT about drinking a lot in the last two days or week

Made a decision to nip this shit in the bud (drinking between 375ml and 750ml of whisky a day) last month, so far so good. I am trying to get a routine sorted which I think has helped - bed at 11pm and up at 7am every day. Sorted my diet out too which has made a huge difference - used to tell myself it was expensive to eat healthy but it is a tiny expense compared to alcohol so that is good. Even started going to the gym which was tough at first but gave me something to do in the evenings that wasn't drinking.

Minimal withdrawal, brain fog gone, and I am sleeping much better. Plain tonic water has helped too when I have craved some alcohol. Think I might be out lads

>>9773980
Anyone know where I can buy West African booze online or in the UK?

welp im out of weed so its time to go be an alcoholic again until i find more. is drinking beer on an empty stomach really that bad for you? i so enjoy beer for breakfast

>>9783316
>Think I might be out lads
>>>reddit

>>9783316
good on ya, glad you're feeling better

I'm still in the depths of it can't break loose yet but hey I'm alive and got no health problems, life's ok

>>9783351
Goodbye comfy sleeps, goodbye healing organs, goodbye no hangover/withdrawal. Hello again throwing up, mailing ex’s, pissing everywhere, cuts and injuries, heartburn, never sleeping, lethal diet, organ pain and wanting to die.
I’ll run out of weed tomorrow. I’ve spent like a grand on weed recently, but it kept me off booze for 3 months. Every time I’ve got none left I instantly fall back into the torture pit of alcoholism, and I’ve got no money left now.
At least it was nice healing. Maybe the memory of how nice this was, will help me to leave it at least a few hours before relapsing.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5gFnCwVqbWs

>>9783387
i feel ya man. weed is the only thing that keeps me away from alc

>crack open expensive breakfast beer five seconds ago
>fucking slip slightly in my chair causing it to fountain all over the god damn place and soak my fucking pants and chair

im so angry right now

>>9783494
hilarious to picture though

>>9783494
Hahaha you dunce
If it makes you feel better I went to visit friends where there were real 40ozs (they only sell 32s in my state), and I went nuts, had three for breakfast
>go to get a coffee with friend I’m visiting to sober up before his gf gets home
>barely noon
>fall UP a bunch of stairs leading to coffee shop
>sprawled out
>random couple walking past/ over me
>”woah dude are you ok?”
>reply loudly and drunkenly “I’M ON VACATION!”
Shame, they seemed like nice people who were genuinely concerned, too. I just wish they thought my reply was as funny as I did.

>>9783588
dude, nice.

>>9783534
>tfw continuing to drink in my wet fucking undies with dried beer on my legs

i guess i belong in these threads now huh

>>9782465

when my inner voice can't even think in english that's when I know I'm fugged up

>>9783598
>not knowing that spilling alcohol on yourself counts as a bath
Get a load of this 1%er. I once spilled vodka on a foam pillow, so ate the wet bits. Hurry along now, your manicurist is due.

>>9783608
>spilling alcohol on yourself counts as a bath
i have so much to learn... teach me master

>>9783316
>eating healthy is expensive
It's not, but you have to learn how to buy food all over again.
Good luck with sobriety.

>>9783330
You'll have to pay UK taxes, it makes it less far interesting.

>>9783606
Is English your 2nd language? Just curious if you’ve got your own internalized gibberish language or if you know another real language.

>>9774118
>Cutting down a lot now I got a job again

Getting money to buy booze is pretty much the main reason I have a job.

just bought 4 tallboys

>>9781002

When I'm looking for honest human communication in here I've either failed so hard I can't see up or I'm helping bore wells for fellow travellers.

anyone else exercise drunk?

I go for jogs at night as long as I'm not so drunk I'll vomit

it's kind of strange running drunk, weird mix of feelings

>>9783690
yeah, when i started going to gym, i could only go there drunk
for about 2 months, 2 and a half even maybe, i went there 4-6 times a week, always at least moderately drunk
otherwise i had terrible anxiety

>>9774797

Having shit taste

>>9783695
why the gym instead of cardio like running/swimming?

>>9783710
i dunno, cardio achieves fuckall. gym is better at both building muscle (obviously) and at losing weight/burning fat.
if i had a private pool though all for myself i would swim there everyday, probably first thing in the morning

>>9783731
I'm lucky enough to live right by the beach so I swim there pretty regularly, I lifted weights when I was younger but I stopped because it felt like I was doing it for appearance rather than health

>>9783742
>felt like I was doing it for appearance rather than health
ah, this is the difference
i give no fucks about health, it's all about appearance for me

Coming down off of withdrawals is literal hell.

im starting to feel a level of personal guilt for doing nothing with my life when I think I'm so capable of doing so much if I put any effort in

>>9783141
me everyday for the last 5 years. 8% or higher

>>9783742
Living right on the beach is based because you get a LOT of wind, but living “near” the beach is so shitty because it smells like low tide constantly, and it stagnates.

>>9783806
I know that feel.

>>9783911
I just know that I'm a disappointment to my family and friends even though nobody tells me that

I just sit here getting drunk and wasting my life all day everyday
>time enjoyed is never time wasted
can't even use this argument because I hate my life

>>9773980
new thread
>>9783894
>>9783894

>>9774001
>first sweet, sweet night of actual restful sleep
this alone is worth quitting the booze for

>>9781358

I'm the thunderbird guy reporting in.

I woke up in a mcdonalds with a bunch of sorority girls I don't recognize.

I can't feel my left leg and I'm not sure where my keys are.