/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Oh fucking cringe.


I yelled at the mail lady yesterday and I'm like 99% sure I called her a whore or a racial slur then a whore.

I just barely remember it

>>9764647
>using silhouette
>using thread title
>general
S
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G
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I wish someone would break into my house and kill me, But only kill me when I'm drunk. I'm too afraid to die sober

>>9764670
The most common amount of alcohol to be in a person who kills themselves is the equivalent of about 3-4 drinks, the implication being they are too gutless to do it sober but if they drink more they forget about their problems and forget to kill themselves

And that's why I always roll 6 deep

I'm worried that the Asian skewer place near my home hates me or not

I often go by myself on a weekday although sometimes I've gone with friends. I try not to take up too much space and I don't go by myself if it's too crowded/busy. They have a cheap drinks special so I order a few of those, and some skewers. Probably comes to $20-30 on average. I leave like a 50% tip if I ordered just drinks, and I try to tip generously in general, but idk, some of them stopped smiling.

Like a pint of beer is $3 and I go if the liquor store is closed, and I don't want them to hate me because it's a nice drinking hole. Might splurge out and get some more expensive food after I get paid

>>9764662
Way to go. Good way to get your shit dropped, and by that I mean dropKICKED.

>>9764680
Wow really?

I could see that.....

I would want at least 6 shots within an hour before I was killed. That would put me right at the happy/carefree/courageous part I need to be at.

>>9764754
Yeah it's one of those weird things, like how consuming 1-2 drinks a day is correlated with lower mortality than total abstinence

Another unrelated fun fact: The most common height from which children fall and are brought to the ER is 3 stories. More kids fall out of 2 story houses but they don't hurt themselves enough that the parents take them in, ostensibly because they are scared their kids will be taken away for negligent parenting

>forgot to buy more alcohol before passing out
>only 2 beers left
>3am
>they don't allow alcohol sales until 8am

wew

>>9764662
Based. I threatened to kill a census worker in 2014

>>9764662
don't expect to get any mail now

Woke up with a mystery abrasion on my elbow.

>>9764670
Where u live

1st beer of the day...what a feeling

>that feeling when the first shot hits your stomach
heaven

>>9764680
>>9764754
Guys come on 6 shots is like what you do to get ready to leave the house.

>>9765390
>>9765471
Some of the best feelings there are right here.

>>9765284
I woke up two days ago with the worst rug burn of my life, like I had to have had a running start or something. It hurts so bad when it pulses when I stand up, and walking is just plain annoying. I have no idea how it happened, but I did find two blood skids in my house that I need to clean now. Pic related is knees.

>waking up feeling like shit every day edition

>>9765674
fuck that looks painful

Took yesterday off. Didn't have a single beer because some anon got me thinking about what the fuck i've been doing with my life as a father, gambling money away pissed up at the bar and forgetting about it until sober. I couldn't sleep at fucking all, i have horrible insomnia which is part of what lead me to daily al/ck/ crutch in the first place because i work 3rd shift and getting off after the sun rises makes it hard to sleep. So i didn't sleep except about an hr shitnap that fucking sucked. Went to work last night and didn't have much withdrawl symptoms but got my ass handed to me with my workload. Felt completely demoralized when i left an hour late this morning. Told myself all night i was going to go home and take a dab and go to sleep. Kid went off to Grandmas for playday with the cousins and i just went to the store. bought a half rack of ipa. just finishing the first one and i don't even feel guilty. just hope i can get some sleep today.

im very happy i managed to stop being an alcoholic and a smoker. it took my dad having a stroke for me to get it. i miss the ignorant bliss but i don't want to die.

>>9765390
This
>Get a a can of bud heavy
>Crack that shit open
>Pour it into a frosted glass
>Dat golden fizzy nectar
>Dat beautiful white head
>Dat sweet smell
>dat delicious beer taste
>Dat smoothness
>Dat warmth when it hits your stomach and everything is gonna be alright, just for a moment

>>9765863
Lmao

>>9765862
Spoiler alert: you're going to die anyway

>>9764833

just go to sleep, bro

>>9765674

I had that on my knees once. I moved to a new place and got wasted, woke up mostly drunk and naked and forgot I had moved so I thought I'd broken in somewhere. I freaked out and went out a second floor window. The impact was enough to sober me up and realize I'm ass naked at 5 in the morning outside my place. Slept well for the rest of the day.

Havent had a drink for a week, instead ive been fucked up on pregabalin or speed.

i feel depressed as fuck, just end this fucking life now

>>9765786
Yeah my dudd it sucks to have huge scabs on the bendiest part of your body
>>9765883
That’s a little fucky m80, I’ve definitely had the “where am I”s, but I would always assess the situation before jumping out a 2nd story window.
Although I’ve never drunkenly burgled a place before, though. This post reminds me never to start.

>>9765885
That's how I felt since I fucked up my ankle. I've since fixed this by drinking some old Bacardi i have left.

>>9765674
In a blackout you called a handful of BBC's to come to your home and fuck your face. Its amazing that you're still alive and don't have missing belongings, tbqh

>>9764647
>Starting to have mystery pains in your stomach and back
jesus, im in pain right now in the same areas. don't know wether to freak out about it and live without knowing daily or go to the doc and find out im dying or some shit. haven't figured out which is better. i went once and it went like this.
>doc, i have pains
>do you drink alot?
>yeah
>well stop it
>no

>take milk thistle cuz its good for drunks and your liver
>liver starts to ache

why

>>9765992
>wether
im sorry

Day 3 without weed. The cravings are real, and without it I've been losing lots of sleep. Also been getting vivid dreams due to it. Had a few drinks last night to help me get to sleep, but even that does fuck all when my roommate is screaming at League of Legends all fucking night.

>>9766001
fuck m8 you got me. my sides

>>9765989
Face fucking doesn't give such marks. Doggy style can though.

>black out drunk and wake up passed out on the couch with another bottle of vodka next to me I have no recollection of going out to buy

I wonder what dumb shit I did to embarass myself in public this time, sort of glad I have no memory of it

>>9766034
>wake up and car is parked in a different spot and don't remember driving it
My luck will run out some day

How do I stop hating being alone forever? I turn 29 in December and I'll lilely die alone.

>>9766057
i play video games or watch shows/movies and get drunk enough to pretend i live that life. if you're looking for a way without being a degenerate who lives thru fictional charchters. i can't help you, hmu if you find it though

>>9766057
there's only one way

>>9765977

cheers anon, maybe this shit will turn around one day

>>9766057

>>9765993
it's flexing

your piss will smell real bad for a couple of days

>>9766099
I heard of thitsle but are there any other supplements you can take to help speed up the healing process? Like vitamin c pills ? I heard those help heal faster.

Drinking already makes my piss smell like shit and too way too foamy.

>>9766099
what? my liver is flexing? wtf?

my piss has smelled bad for like 8 months

>>9766175
maybe he meant deteriorating like your are literally pissing dead liver cells.

>>9766186
dont fucken scare me

or is that a good thing

>>9766190
Can you live without a liver? I don't think it is a good thing.

I am being serious your dead liver or kidney cells have to go somewhere after you practially melt them to death with liquor.

>>9766174
self bump for vitamin answers

>>9766174
>Drinking already makes my piss smell like shit and too way too foamy.
>foamy
isn't that a sign of diabetes?
>>9766175
>what? my liver is flexing? wtf?
I'm joking since milk thistle is supposed to strenghten the liver. If your piss stinks real bad you might want to have your kidneys checked out though.

>mystery pains

stomach issues caused by drinking

u feel it in ur back too but its all just stomach pains

t. genius

a genie grants you three wishes but only if you stop being an alcohol after the wishes are granted, what do you wish for?

>>9766255
I drink a lot of non diet soda to chase the liquor and just a fat lazy american so maybe its that but lately I use diet soda for my vodka because I learned you don't get anny headaches or hangovers the next day because it is not normal and crammed with sugar.

>>9766269
death
death
death

>>9766282

>>9766282
>death three times
>wishing for something that will happen to you anyway sooner or later
>wishing for it three times

>>9766289
He's trying to bring us with him.

>>9766307
I don't give a fuck about others lives to wish them death

>>9766289
>why would you wish it 3 times
>it is sooner or later
nah negroe I want death now is what I meant...

>>9766269
1. able to get drunk on water
2. over 9000 million dollars
3. dead mook

>mfw

Actually shit myself. Haven't eaten in two days and chanced a fart at 5am and it was liquid shit. Time to get a grip of my drinking when I can't control my bowels.Tomorrow though. I'm drunk again. Wish me luck guys.

>>9766624
Are you fucking serious?
You actually sharted?

>>9766628
Not him but I do it at least a few times a week.
Get on shart level drinking, lad

>>9766628
Unfortunately I am serious. Wasn't even just a little squirt.

My shipment of alcohol is on its way. 4 cases of Harboe beer and 2 vodka bottles.

Haven't drank anything in almost a month by then.

>>9766651
godspeed

>>9766632
>>9766639
I'm not judging because I like a drink but if you're at the stage where you can't control your bowels then you have no dignity left.
Time to seek help or come up with a solution.

>>9766661
That was the gist of my post m8. I was asking for wishes of good fortune in getting a grip.

>>9766024
You just smoke to much. I used to smoke heavy (blunts and bowls throughout the day, every day) and then I took a month off and now I only smoke every couple of days. Feels great cause you get higher and there are no withdrawals. Feel less depressed and anxious too.

>>9766057
What do you do in life? My lonelyness p much doesn't bother me anymore when I started working bc most of my time is filled up and I don't think about it

>>9766255
>>9766174
>foamy
It can be a sign of protein in piss too, and it doesn't bode well
>>9766190
You can't really piss liver cells.
What is the bad smell like? What color is the piss

>>9764734
Please respond

>>9766730
>It can be a sign of protein in piss too, and it doesn't bode well

Not the same guy but explain further :S

>>9766632
This. If you're not leaving an oily film on top of the water after spraying liquid shit everywhere, you're doing it wrong.

>>9766731

>>9766057
distraction and refraining from thinking about women

>>9766802
Where do you think we are? Everyone here is discussing their substance abuse

I literally just want to know if I'm breaking social etiquette with alcoholism - their special starts when the liquor store closes so it's a pretty solid place to go

>>9766809
If the op of that pic isn't bullshitting then I know who he is. That is fucking mad.

>>9766826
Help him, anon

>>9766831
He is a cunt and tried to bottle me once, he can go fuck himself.

>>9766773
There are certain types of protein in your blood plasma
If your kidneys work like they should, most is not filtrated into piss, and some are reabsorbed. When kidneys are sick/damaged more protein gets into pee so it's physical properties is different and forms foam when the stream hits toilet.
Occasional proteinuria is normal during eg fever or intense physical activity but is usually not this hard and passes with time.

Help guys, I want to throw a big party soon and I want the guests to get really drunk.
Does someone here know a good drink I could mix that will make them drunk for sure that doesn't taste too strong, so that normies can enjoy it too?

>>9766886
make a big batch of long island iced tea in a punch bowl

>>9766871
I suppose I knew anyway but I'm dying young. RIP me.

>>9766889
First of all thanks for the idea, but do you know a good recipe for that?
Most sources I have found list pretty different things to put into it.

>>9766895
It can still be beetus or something else
If you have insurance you could get some tests done, see what you're dealing with

>>9766903
I live in the UK so insurance isn't a concern. I'm just embarrassed to go to a doc. Haven't been in over a decade. Probably need to suck my pride up and get this shit over with.

>>9764833
This is why you keep drugs handy. I'm no druggie, just a drunk, but if I run out and can't buy more I'm going to down a couple percs or xanax.

>>9766935
you're a druggie lad

>>9766795
The pancreas doesn't grow back.
Source : haven't drank in a year, still shit oil if I don't take pancreas juice pills with every meal. And I have to take more and more until I have no more pancreas and diabetes.

>>9766809
Depends if they mind sustaining your alcoholism and wish to ban you to "help" you, if they don't give a fuck and only want your money, or mind serving alcohol that is literally killing you but know they can't do shit without worsening the situation.

>>9766886
Desert wines. It's way stronger than it taste like.
Or some punch like many normie party.

>>9766979
Thank you, but I meant moreso do restaurant/bars not like people who come and eat/drink alone?

I only go once every few weeks so it's not like a daily thing

>>9766886
One of the most drunk parties I went to (although that was back in school) was when the host just got a bunch of ingredients for Mojitos and caipirinhas.

>>9766988
restaurants are there to serve you. They want your business and don't care if you're alone or not. Unless you sit there for hours taking up space and only order one thing, I wouldn't worry about it

>>9766598
Nothing like a good vodka/hemlock mix to make the court session bearable.

>>9766988
>>9767137
Some restaurants ban singles, but you should be fine

>pain in upper right abdominal region

>>9767197
Liver pain is usually game over m8. You're fucked.

>>9767197
Probably ulcers. Taper down a bit and eat more nutritional fibres.

>>9766979
Yeah.. I actually looked that up. My uncle died of pancreatic cancer too :/

>>9767207
I guess 'pain' is exaggeration. But they told me it'd take five-ten years, not one. Shit.

>>9767212
What's some good fibres? I could use Google, but I wanna hear from others.

>>9767207
>>9767236
End stage cirrhosis is not painful
It's awful any other way though
Unless you were taking something else, you shouldn't be dying yet. Maybe you just have fatty liver

>>9767207
Nah.

I've had liver pain for literally 6 years daily. I'm still alive and my normal skin color, It takes at least 10-15+ years of severe liver abuse and pain for it to get even moderately serious.

The liver can take a beating

Damn, I was sober for over 100 days then I started drinking on thanksgiving weekend, alone at home. I started at like 7pm and stayed up until 7am drinking alone on my computer, mostly watching russian music videos and talking to people on twitter. I blacked out and don't really what I did for most of it, and I felt really ashamed after. :(

I don't think I did anything that bad except maybe whine about not having a gf to my twitter friends.

>>9767324
Someone needs to tell my liver then because I have portal hypertension from liver damage and I am only 26. I bleed from my belly button at least once a week.

>>9766057
This is an easy one.
>pretend to be normal and Merry a girl
>lie to the world and appear to be great boyfriend
>propose and get married
>buy a house
>find out she's a cunt of a whore that fucks the neighbor while you work
>get divorced
>get depressed
>get to your bottom on the verge of suicide
>get committed
>become better
>some series of events that can never be explained
>end up with great job and tons of money
>buy your own house
Can't believe how far I've come since then. But now my favorite thing in life is being alone with my dogs and a beer. Sure, I'm back to being an alcoholic, but now that I can afford it it's not a problem, and I can be happy when drunk instead of depressed or angry. If you make it past the suicide attempt there's a 100% chance your life will be perfect.

>>9766263
What about sharp pain in the liver area and debilitating pain in the shoulder blade on the same side? Like can't even turn my head to the right without wincing kinda pain.

>>9766269
>become 16 year old girl (must be attractive)
>immune to all STDs
>never age or die

>>9767399
Almost certainly from muscular pain, a lot of drunks sleep awkwardly so if you drink you should consider that first.

>>9766945

>>9767236
Just straight up veggies. Will do wonders in cleaning your intestines.

>>9767423
Couldn't possibly be the cause, I always sleep perfect, on the floor, on the toilet, on a love seat with my knees in my chin, or slumped over on a chair in a puddle of piss. Thanks anyway. I kid, but always had my suspicions because I really do sleep on a love seat on the side that aches with all the pressure on my liver. The shoulder pain comes and goes.

>>9767460
>I always sleep perfect

I know we are playing now but god I wish I could sleep. Passing out is no substitute. I need to dream again or I might actually an hero.

This is the most depressing thread on 4chan, I just wanted to some some discussion on what spirits /ck/ likes.

>>9767521
Wrong thread friend

>>9767489
Know the feeling. I've been this way since I realized that at least alcohol would work. Even Ambien only works for about an hour and a half. Just being able to sleep like a fucking human would solve about 70% of my problems in life.

>>9767521
There is usually a thread about drinking, this is the thread about alcoholism. It might seem depressing but it is a good space to vent. For some of us it is actually helpful.

>>9767521
Plastic bottle vodka

>>9767521
I don't drink I just come here for the bants

>>9767570
I seen the documentary about you, fight club I think?

>>9767387
No need for marriage if you stick your dick in a crazy enough girl. You can save half your money (but have different mental scars instead)

>>9767521
Bottom shelf vodka seems to be al/ck/ favourite.
That being said, there are other threads for people who enjoy the taste, not just the limited effect of stopping terrible withdrawals.

>>9767432

Can you imagine having all of this dudes shit going on, and then to top it all off, whatever asshole is in charge of your grooming gets you that haircut?

>>9767521

don't worry about the spirit, find the "mixer" you like the most and then find a boozy match for it. I prefer fruity drinks!

>>9767588
Usually I'd agree with you, but I really didn't lose anything except our shitty starter house that we sold and split the money. And at the time neither of us had anything worth fighting for. Just took our own shit, moved on, and made about 2500 each on the house sale.

>>9767521
>some discussion on what spirits /ck/ likes.

35% abv at the absolute minimum.

what was the best time of your life

>>9767710
College probably. Had a job as a paramedic, class full time, drinking with my friends and coworkers. Someone who loved me. Ruined it with pills though. Now this.

>>9767710
right now, before I slip even deeper into my vices

>>9767710
18-22. Just moved out of home and was going wild, had a new girl every other week. Selling so much overpriced weed I could smoke as much of my own supply as I wanted and my neighbour was selling so much e we were taking as much as humanly possible at weekends. Shit was just wild. Was living in a flat with 4 other guys and our neighbours were three others and their neighbours were 4 others. The entire street was a warzone on thursday to sunday. It was amazing. Never going to see those days again. Tbh I probably couldn't handle those days now so it is probably a could thing. I would die from exhaustion.

>>9767710
quite literally never been happy at any point in my life. any song or movie that gives me nostalgia makes me sad because I remember a time when I was even more depressed than I am now.

>>9767755
>Was living in a flat with 4 other guys
That is wrong, we had a dude living in a closet as well. So 5 dudes in our flat.

>spill beer on MacBook 5 months ago
>turns off
>won’t turn back on
>only get black screen
>leave it in trunk of car for the entire 5 months
>pull it out just now
>plug it in
>turns on and starts up fine

What the fuck. The only noticeable thing is that the charging light on my charger doesn’t work. Maybe I need a new charger? Has anyone ever had something like this happen?

>>9767755
>>9767774
(Those posts were both me btw, just in case anyone gets the impression it was two dudes who knew each other, it sounded like that when I read it back)

>>9767777
>laptop gets wet
>liquid is conductive and diverts current
>laptop gets dry

>>9767777
probably didn't turn on because it still had moisture in it, now it will because it has dried out

>>9767795
>>9767793
Why wouldn't it fry though?

After a month of consistent liquid shits and passing out in my car for 4 hours after work from a pint bottle of Canadian Club before driving to my gf's apartment pretending like nothing happened, I think I should really cut back. Took everything in my power to resist the urge to drive out to the liquor store and get something for the night.

What do you folks try to do to pass the time instead of drinking? At this point in my life I feel like my motivation went from depression to boredom. Was able to kill time today just playing Super Mario Maker.

>>9767816
Computers tend to only use conductive materials in the parts that need electricity. Every other part is earthed, to prevent damage and connecting a person to the electricity grid. Spilling liquid on a circuit board is actually not a huge deal, you can clean the corrosion it causes fairly easy.

>>9767710
Probably when I was dating my now ex wife. Looking back now it's easy to see we weren't meant for each other but we both loved that brief time together. Had a nice apartment that was close to work, little worries about bills since I made a decent wage, and was able to go out to bars whenever the mood struck.

Now I'm divorced, depressed, and live with my dad making a fraction of what I used to.

>>9767859
>What do you folks try to do to pass the time instead of drinking?

You might be in the wrong thread lad.

Job interview tomorrow, only have 5 tallgois tonight, cant miss it :(

Hopefully I can get a job and suck in that sweet, sweet $14/hr

>>9765885
>fucked up on pregabalin

Ew, why? How is it even remotely enjoyable?
I had to take that shit for nerve pain, and it made me constantly tired and puking chalky tasting shit in my mouth. It was better than crippling pain, but not much.
And they withdrawal was a bit of a bitch, did not see that one coming. Be careful with it.

>>9767859
Develop a hobby. Could be anything, I don't know what interests you. Art? Wargaming? Writing? Knitting? Could be anything really, as long as it's something which will both eat up time and give you a genuine sense of accomplishment when you complete a project or improve your skills.

>>9767938
Drinking? No, wait, not that one.

>>9767993
Drinking sure eats up time but I assume if you're in the depths of alcohol fuelled depression, you don't get a sense of accomplishment every time you polish off a bottle.

is alcoholism hereditary? my dad was an alcoholic, my aunt is one, and my grandpa was one. will it hit me too?

>>9768017
It really does seem to be something passed down in the male genes, sorry bud

>>9767777
Next time, dry it out immediately to avoid rust and oxidation : put it in a box with uncooked rice.

>>9767816
It didn't create a short of high voltage in parts where low voltage is used, so no frying.

>>9768017
There are some "tendency to addictive behaviours" genes.
Try becoming a workaholic, or a pot head. Far better for health than alkie.

>>9768017
Yes but having the genetics for it is a necessary but not sufficient condition for alcoholism. In other words just stay away from the bottle if you haven't already flipped the addiction switch.

>>9768017
Genetic predisposition is definitely a factor, but it's not the only factor.

Keep a good handle on your mental health and drink responsibly and you'll do fine. If you think you're spiralling into alcoholism, seek help BEFORE it gets bad.

It's all in your hands bud, you've just got slightly shittier odds.

>>9767345
>I bleed from my belly button at least once a week.

London?

anyone feel really depressed and horrible after an especially big binge

I usually end up lying on the couch all day holding down vomit and feeling like shit, takes at least 24hr before I drink again

yesterday it was 1L of vodka in 6 hours, feeling ready to drink again soon but still sick as fuck

>>9768299
A litre of vodka in six hours? I'm pretty hardcore but that is nuts m8.

What you are describing is a come down. Doesn't just happen from stimulants.After a full binge I usually can't leave my bed for at least 24 hrs. Need to force some booze down or my heart races so fast I think it might actually explode and I can't breathe properly unless I lay on my side.

>>9768353
yeah I drink everyday but not much maybe 400ml vodka

then every few weeks I go on a binge and drink fuck tonnes, taking 24hr or so off drinking after that, I hate being too sick to down a drink so I try to avoid doing that as much as I can

>>9768364
>maybe 400ml vodka

seems an oddly specific amount, do you not just buy a bottle and drink it all?

>>9768017
>tfw 23 and both my parents are dead from alcohol
time to live up to my heritage

>>9768399
not that guy but i only ever down 300-400ml a night before blacking out

>>9768399
well I could say "half a bottle" but that could mean anything

egg flip with spiced rum

HOLY SHIT

best fucking thing ever

I stopped drinking 2 months ago and i've lost 30lbs

My pulse rate is 152. Panicking hard. Out what f vodka.

>>9768598
i started binge drinking and lost weight. The vodka meal replacement diet is pretty practical

>>9768631
get some water and lay down. your supine heart rate is always lower.

>>9768598
what were you drinking?

did you want to lose that weight?

I just drink vodka/juice/water mix, so I don't put on weight when drinking

>>9764647

dude that shit happened to me on monday. it was hard to eat a decent amount of food without dry heaving. wtf?

>>9765992
yeah I don't go to doctors for this reason, I'm not going to lie and tell them i don't drink or tell them I'm going to stop

>>9768660
vodka/scotch and diet soda

>>9768763
>soda
no wonder

>>9768708
>>9765992
What are you afraid of

>>9768634
the thing is, it's not though. low blood sugar + low inhibitions = bad dietary decisions. i dont understand how actual alcoholics can function.

>>9768798
nothing, but they're just going to tell me to stop drinking and I'm going to say no

Daily reminder that 100% of jumpers regret their decision as soon as their feet leave the ledge.

>>9768833
well that's wrong

>>9768833
>100%
don't believe that for a second

>>9768833
how many times have I dreamt of jumping off the GGB...
why is hitting water like that so appealing to me. it should'nt be. it's supposed to hurt like hell.

Daily reminder that 100% of base jumpers feel rad as soon as their feet leave the ledge

In WD. The fear is savage. I feel like I’m going to die, not a penny to buy more.

cant fathom being with a partner so attractive you'd want to eat their ass, or someone who loves you enough to eat your ass. Normalfags might as well be aliens

>>9768784
I still drink 2 monsters a day so it wasnt the soda.

>>9768988
After a shower it's not gonna be any dirtier than a pussy. It's not like you're shoving your tongue in deep

>>9769012
im cool with that but ive never been with a girl so pretty i thought "wow, not only do i want to have sex with you i want to tongue your stink ditch." kudos to those that have

>>9769028
Realistically you're probably eating shit particles every time you have oral sex with anyone of either gender unless they're like, fresh out of the shower.

>>9768946
Found enough to get 3.8 units, fucking shop won’t serve me until 8 though. I can’t stand another hour of this. Everything is scaring me to death.

>>9765842
Where's the mom?

>>9769037
yeah

>>9767236
>What's some good fibres?
I agree with >>9767455, I'm usually a vegfag in general and since I have been drinking heavily since yesterday(again) I've had a pretty strong craving for veggies. I think my body knows the drill and is telling me to prepare for the coming storm.

If you are a lazy- and poorfag like me, my advice would be to get something like pic related, or any kind of pre-packed frozen blanched veggies. Just put some in the microwave for about 10 minutes, or until a fork easily presses into it, then if you want to be fancy(relatively speaking) sprinkle a teaspoon of ground flaxseed(not whole) over that. Easiest way to get some quality veg with the least amount of effort.

>>9768988
i'm with you, buddy. absolutely nothing about the concept of rimming and tongue-punching a woman's asshole is sexually appealing to me. i don't even consider anal to be hot, although if my partner requested i would oblige.

>>9768017
I think sometimes it has less to do with an "alcoholism" gene and perhaps more to do with factors that would lead one to be drawn to alcohol as a way of coping.

In terms of my family, my father and my uncle on my mother's side were both alcoholics, and like me, both of them were always referred to by the rest of my family as "very intelligent".

And I sort of understand that. Everyone I know says they like me more when I've had a few drinks. And the reason is simply when I'm drunk I become dumber, to the point where it is easier to communicate with the average person because I'm no longer thinking about metaphysical philosophical crap about the nature of existence or reality. My mental processes shift from a more rationality oriented mode of operation to a more emotionally oriented mode.

And this is sad, because I can see why my father drank himself to death, and why my uncle nearly did the same.

Sobriety is the same as loneliness. It is the kind of loneliness where even if you are surrounded by people you can't make that connection.

And alcohol is something that can enable that connection, but you can't be a functioning member of society and be drunk all the time. I seem to have a higher alcohol tolerance than most, but I know I won't last too long to be drinking at the level I need to be in that sweetspot between being an sober autist or a drunken degenerate.

I guess then there is the irony that because people like me more when I'm drunk, I drink to drown out the pain of not being loved for who I am when I'm sober.

/blogrant

>>9769194
it sounds gross but if the girl is fresh out of the shower supposedly the butt only tastes like skin, according to anonymous accounts on the internet
the point i was making is that you wouldnt want to rim a fatty, or a girl who you can barely get it up to. You'd barely want to bang them at all. But a girl (or boy? im not judging) who's a 8-10/10, that looks like they got carved out of stone, who just got back from yoga practice, who watches what they eat and hasnt coldly rejected you in public yet. You might be inclined to mouth lube their funk box. Hats off to the studs who get to experience this

>>9769221
t. Rick and Morty fan

>>9769240
Never seen it.

>>9769221
DESU dude I think you just have an inflated ego and are introverted as fuck. It's nothing to do with how intelligent you are.

Either way therapy would do wonders for you, seriously consider it.

Finally,
Guck licensing hours.
And fuck the fact that I just had to walk to the shop in heavy snow.

I DEMAND A GIRLFRIEND GOD DAMMIT

>loud helicopters in my neighborhood
>3AM
Is this because I browse /pol/? Are they watching me?
Should I seek professional help?

>>9769296
You need to take control of your life first.

>>9769308
I'm not kidding btw

>>9769308
>>9769316
If you genuinely think the helicopters are after you, yes, see a psychologist.

>>9769310
dudes with no control of their life at all still often find love
see: drug dealers, junkies, musicians, murderers, thieves etc.

>>9767710
2011-2012.
I was engaged to the best women in the world, had a solid job with career prospects, debt free with plenty of disposable cash.
But it all got fucked up.

>>9769332
how? what did you do

>>9767710
Being an babby, remembering been hypercosy in my pram, which had a waterproof cover. Being pushed around rainy streets warm, dry and comfy. Godlike cosiness.

>>9769323
I hear suspicious shit all night long. My house borders a major highway. I've heard loud helicopters a long time, sometimes even shining lights into my windows. I don't know if it's me or someone they're looking for.

>>9769355
Are you growing weed?

>>9769369
No, I fucking hate weed. I liked it when I was young, but now it only makes me feel horrible. Makes me think too much, it's not fun.

>>9769342
turned out my future wife was a drug addict and relapsed after we were together two years. I mostly ignored it and instead of addressing the problems or putting her in rehab, started hitting the bottle, hard. This continued for about six months; she out for days at a time partying on methamphetamine, and me out of my skull on whisky.
I ended up losing my job because of my drinking, and finally left her and moved cities.
Still fucks me up inside about how I should have been stronger and handled that shit differently.
Thanks for reading my blog, I haven't talked about this with anyone for years.

>>9769328
And their relationships are always dysfunctional, abusive on both ends, and doomed to failure.

>>9769373
You're almost definitely suffering some kind of acute anxiety or paranoia, dude.

I'm hearing more helicopters outside as I'm typing this

I taken da plunge, lads. I been drinking isopropyl mixed wid sum wine, cuz I know I can't get more alky fer some hours, and I'm spose to be back at school at 10:30, liquor stores openin at 10. Car's got a breathalyzer in it and I'm gonna be shitfaced fer days, bike got a flat. No can do. So rubbin alkie. It's not as bad as I thought it'd be. Hopefully I die in my sleep though.

>drink rubbing alcohol
>feels good man

>>9769256
>inflated ego
>introverted
>therapy
Do you even drink?

>8 units in
>the fear not dissipating
This is new.

>>9769308
Don't worry, they'd send a car if they had a problem with your browsing habit. You're not worth $500/hour of fuel for a chopper.
Also comcast hasn't implemented internet censorship yet, it'll take a few days. Then they'll just ask you to pay up.

Hello
I bought 3 4 litre boxes of red wine.
I finished 1 this week and I think I'm going to pour the rest into the sink (:
It feels good that I am in control of my drinking because it will be very easy to just pour it down and since I suffer from crippling anxiety I probably won't leave the house for another 2 weeks.

>>9769518
yeah but old men come into my job and literally seek me out pretending to be "friendly regulars" but they're all very very strange and creep me the fuck out. they act like they're my friends and sometimes they've given me bottles of wine for no reason and fast food. I'm nearly 30 and work in a grocery store and have never given anymore than an awkward laugh because I'm not social. someone's after me

>>9769519
Where do you stay? Maybe if you live close by you can give those excess boxes of wine to me?

>>9769525
Anon please get in contact with mental health services, you have nothing to lose.

What do you lot eat? I can’t seem to eat anything at all without it making my already horrific heartburn, twice as painful. I’ve had one bite of a sausage and half a pear in 4 days.

>>9769525
They're awkwardly flirting with you.

>>9769542
You'll burn out your brain if you don't get some B vitamins, anon. Maybe buy some tablets or something if you really can't eat.

>>9769542
fatty/dairy foods

also fresh veggies

>>9766269
Legal weed
A fully equipped dungeon containing multiple clones of Victoria Justice
An pet Alsatian doge which shits gold

Bet I’d still relapse

>>9769565
>>9769558
Welp, it’s officially hopeless. I reheated some pulled pork with chipotle mayo. Ate half a bite, now it’s just going to sit there until it rots and stinks so much that I make the effort to clear up.
This is god-tier good IMO ( https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=An9FA6a8dyc ) but I just can’t stand to eat a damn thing.
Thiamine on order.

>>9769756
consider:suicide

>>9769764
That doesn’t sound healthy

>>9769513
22 units down, all anxiety gone. I feel like sleeping for weeks after that.

>>9765569
This, I am not "carefree" until u
I've had half a fifth

>You will never have this

Kill me

>>9769971
You don't want an attention whore

>>9769971
>Not putting some fruit or berries in there to make it look less like gruel
Shit tier smoothie construction.

>>9769971
>wanting a girl based purely on physical appearance
literal trash tier taste

>>9769971
>drinking out of mason jars
disgusting

>>9769983
She's a vegan authority dude
>>9770002
Lmao cope more

>>9770004
Would eat her out and F the shit out of her petite body....

>>9770004

>She's a vegan authority

Females are not an authority of anything except being nigger gendered

>>9770008
L-lewd

>>9770011
This.

>>9765866
Roastie

>>9766632
Wait till the hemorrhoids kick in cos it's liquid 8 times a day. Baby wipes Central and the pain kicks in so much adrenaline that you sober up. Then you grab the vodka and start chugging :D

>>9766676
Man up. This is /Al/Ck/.

>>9768011
Fuck no. You start worrying "Do I have another bottle?"

And we're talking spirits. None of this social beer shit.

>>9768419
>>Raises vodka bottle in your direction

Valé, bud. Sucks you're in a hole, but enjoy the ride to the dirt nap. God knows I am.

>>9768804
Why the fuck are you here, plebbit? This thread isn't for fucking civilians!

>>9768833
Sauce?

>>9768988
Do you even drink? Fuck off you pissant millennials. Go smash an avocado.

>>9768833
I drank a handle of Johnny Red and tried to fall out of window. Didn't work. Kept sobering up when I got to the tipping point.

Fear of death is powerful

>>9770089
Get vodka and gin, 50/50. You'll be immortal desu.

>>9769971
Holy shit who fucks girls like this???

Today I’m back into the routine of actually waking up instead of just rolling around for an extra two hours. I’ve had an hour and a half of drinking and watching my stories before gf wakes up. Pretty comfy desu.

>>9770115
I’m planning getting drunk enough to just drunk eat the block of blue cheese I bought last night, helloooo lunch. Thinking a little honey/pecans or cashews/whatever crackers I can find.

>>9770115
>watching my stories
?

>>9770124
It’s just a grandpa saying for catching up on my shows. I’m surprised you’ve never heard it.

Everyone in my life claims i'm intelligent. I feel like they're all patronizing me.

>>9770139
You probably are. Most potential on earth is wasted

>>9770141
I've been told I have ADD but it's so over diagnosed and overblown these days i just dont believe it. I think i'm just a lazy, stupud ass. One of thr reasons i drink. Makes me feel more exciting and interesting

>>9770148
Same here. I'd advise you to stop caring and enjoy what you can. Get a fast motorcycle. Worked for me.

>>9770148
Told by who?

>>9770165
multiple psychiatrists

>>9770193
You've probably got it then, bud. Over-diagnosis might account for one bad opinion, but not several.

>>9769135
Flaxseed is the shit

also if you're able to get some kimchi that stuff is a miracle when it comes to gut issues. Lots of fiber and the fermentation is great for all the good bacteria in your system.

>>9769296
>demand

see that's why women don't like you

>>9770242
>t. Cuck

If a girl is attracted to you you can do whatever you want

>>9770246
lol k.

>>9766914
don't be a pussy if i had access to a doc without getting financially raped id have been in ten times over in the last decade ffs

day 2 sober
fuck this whole fucking world
fucking fuck

>>9770420
Day 2 of sobriety is the worst day, IME.
Lotsa water, vitamins, and food helps.

>>9770420
how long were you drinking for?

have you gone sober before?

>>9770434
6 months of drinking every day since I last tried to quit

>>9769403
all relationships are doomed to failure since they all end
the point is you dont have to have control of dick to be loved by multiple partners. This meme that you have to be an upstanding member of society to find intimacy was killed and buried thousands of years ago but for some reason we forgot it

>>9766979
Thanks, I didn't think about dessert wines, even though that's what I usually drink.

>gf took the bank card and car to work
>have to decide whether to wait until 8 when she gets home or shamefully paying for 40s at the gas station with quarters
what do /ck/

>>9770563
quarters duh

>>9770563
>shame
>gas station
I mean, I know where that feeling is coming from, but someone that works at a gas station has no right to judge you for your life decisions (and vice versa imho). Don't think about it too much.

>>9766886
if you are sincere about this. Have some vodka and/or whiskey out in the open for when people want to take it to the next level
do that and be constantly playing some meme drinking games like beer pong or flip cup. Death/stack cup is fantastic for group participation and getting people in a party mood. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJp_clyfvy0

you want to sensory overload these people. Have a good playlist ready with some nostalgic songs thrown in to start conversations (R Kelly's Ignition, Nelly, Schoolboy Q, Ludacris etc.) This will subconsciously make people feel like kids again and make them want to do impulsive things like drink

just be ready for puke, hysterical people and cops while you yourself are intoxicated

>>9770234
>Flaxseed is the shit
Indeed, flaxbro.

>kimchi
Unfortunately I don't know of any korean food sources around where I live, so I'll have to see if it is possible for me to make it myself, but right now I'm on a low-effort-food mission so that ain't happening anytime soon.

Why is this allowed? It should be a criminal offence to be this good looking. It’s nothing but a source of miserable, resentful orgasms. Bitch.
>cries into drink

>>9770752
You're pathetic.

>>9770752
Just settle bro

>>9770580
>>9770662
now I just have to work up the energy to walk down there

Just got my blood drawn. Will find out if I have pancreatitis in a couple days. Thanks to anon who brought up the whole "your pancreas doesn't grow back". I've had steatorrhea for months now. Never looked into what that was all about. I have gall bladder and pancreatic cancer in my family so I should get that ruled out.

>>9768833
how would anyone know that friendo?

>>9769059
Hey back today. The mom works during the day so we don't get to ee each other to much. I get home and she's out the door to work. When she gets home i try to sleep if i can. Usually pretty buzzed by 5 then sleep shitty until 10 and go to work

>>9767710
When I was a kid and kept playing in my bedroom for hours with no care for anything else

>>9770420
Withdrawals max out around day 3 or 4. Hold on to it, it gets better eventually.

>>9770889
You're welcome, steatorrheabro. Hope you sort it out.

>>9770980
Survivors.

>>9770203

Get on that adderall and enjoy a new lease on life.

>>9768017
It is very hereditary. That being said, my grandpa was likely alcoholic but that was long enough ago where no one talked about it like that, he was born in the 30s. My dad, he liked to drink a lot, but he never smoked like his dad did, he never beat me even though his dad beat him, and he didn't turn out alcoholic despite drinking a shit ton and liking it a lot. Me, I'm alcoholic no doubt about it. But my dad truly wasn't, he stopped drinking almost as soon as I was born and he was 40 when I was born.
Jogs the noggin makes you think etc.

>>9766694
I definitely smoked too much prior to this. I make eatables and everybody I give them to pass out and say they were the highest ever for 8 hours. I eat 2 of them and I'm baked for like 3 hours lol.

>>9771232
That's BS, they were probably females seeking attention and they usually fail at suicide

>>9771351
You're more attention seeking than my first gf who was a cutter.

>>9771370
You never had a gf, probably why you are an alike

Should I
a) give work 10k to help them out short term because I've seen the accounts and know they making bank long term but have short term cash issues and I have cash sitting in the bank doing nowt
b) just do my job and wait because ain't my name on the directors list and if shit goes down I'm not losing my house
c) drink because it's oh so goooood
d) drink and do a or b

>>9771512
Well, do you want to continue to grow with this company? If so, you need to be more than a guy who just had 10k to fork over. You'd need to see an attorney to make sure you don't get screwed when you draw up the contract. Or just drink and let them take out some predatory loan.
Don't drink if you're going with the former.

>8 page paper due yesterday
>Decided to get drunk instead of doing it, figured I'd do it today
>why did I do that

I even got drunk on my fucking clear-spirits project. I fermented a bunch of sugar in some water as an experiment. I wanted to create a neutral-tasting, somewhat strong "spirit" (not really a spirit but a water wine) to mix into juice. The problem is that while it's ready, it tastes like straight fucking yeast still because I haven't filtered it. Stomach is paying the price today I tell ya hwhat

>>9768017
If you do drink alcohol you will get addicted more easily than other people, but if you stay away from the stuff you wont have a greater risk than anybody else.

>>9771512
>a) give work 10k
unless you own the place or are at least partner you shouldnt be giving them money

if you do this you are a maximum cuck

>>9768017
depends on whether youre a soviet or not

This weekend will be the first weekend in years since I won't be drinking. I think if I can get past one weekend I'll get through the others. I've since been using CBD tintures and they seem to take the edge off, even though I'm not a daily drinker and I tend to stay away from hard alcohol. It'll be weird not drinking beer but I think I can do it. God speed anons

>>9771613
Have you considered colonizing yeast in your rectum? For science obviously.

The pain in my liver has gone away but I'm still worried about drinking this weekend

Is the irc dead, or do just not want me to be there (chaumurky)

soberbros, what made you stop?
I've been sober a couple weeks and stopped when I put on my belt and went down a loop from a diet of nothing but vodka. Looked at myself in the mirror at how terrible and unkempt I was and just couldnt take it anymore. Dumped the vodka I had straight into the toilet. Its amazing how I lost weight yet looked so bloated at the same time, i'm really glad that look doesn't stay around for long
that first time after a long binge when you take a good long shower cleaning yourself thoroughly, trimming your nails, shaving, cleaning your house, etc feels amazing. Really helps starting anew

>checkers .69c all american cheeseburgs
>limit 10
>buy 10
>10 burgs and 2 handles of vodka
>just chillin
Sometimes things are okay, guys. I know I’m just leaning into shitty habits but hey, it’s a good time.

>>9771695

Have you ever considered

>>9771613
Based KOTH reference. You’re gonna make it, anon. I believe in you.

>>9771766
I've never had the shakes, but I figured I was close to getting to that point. So, fear I guess.

>>9770103
not alcoholics.

Today I rolled up 600 pennies to go to the store on a beer run. The cute cashier girl giggled at me but I was able to play it off. Tomorrow is payday, and also a work day where I will get a free drink for my shift. It hurts to be sober even one day.

>>9771766
>when you take a good long shower cleaning yourself throughly, trimming your nails, shaving, cleaning your house, etc
I did this yesterday, but I continue to drink. I felt amazing, but I didn’t have to get sober to do it.
I’m injured as fuck and haven’t left the house in almost a week, so I left a moustache just for shits and giggles, but otherwise I’m super happy the place/me is(are) clean.

so, I'm a few days into a bender and yesterday at 3 am I puked up a lot of blood. I'm still drinking. I'm a retarded or what? I just don't want to be sober.

>>9771774
..anal yeast? Yes.

>>9771770

these are the best days

>>9771766

The amount of money I owe my mom has become embarrassing and the whole family knows about it. I either straighten out or cut all ties and it would kill her if I just walked away

>>9771889
Yes but you don't really need us to tell you that.

>>9771889
Here’s your (you)
Yes, you’re fucking retarded.

>>9766255
>isn't that a sign of diabetes?
Diabetes causes a sweet-scented urine

>>9771922
>>9771981
Rude and NOT very cute

>stopped drinking daily but started smoking
one vice to the next i guess
only like 5 cigs a day max but still

>>9771889
>alcohol hijacking your reward system to the point that puking blood is ok if you're drunk while doing it
you just got your first warning of things to come.

Drinking キリン一番搾り and listening to 1980s jpop. I do this a lot lately.

>>9772080
Every once in a while I get drunk and fag the fuck out to some 70’s-80’s classic rock. I think it’s me trying to channel attention from my pops.
You’re not alone, now you know what it was like for your pa to be a weeb.

>>9772097
I'm such a weeb every birthday is watching anime while drinking japanese beer and or sake, and eating japanese takeout for dinner.

By myself, of course.

>>9771889

Are you drinking wine? This is a simple beginners error

>>9772124
I’m actually the guy you were replying to and I really don’t want to be a fucking faggot but
>beer
>rice wine
You might be in the wrong thread, my dude.

>>9771876
Pics of moustache or it didn't happen.

>>9771889
What were you drinking and eating?

>>9771999
*sweet tasting (for real, that's how ancient Greeks discovered it. Ants would drink piss of some sick people.)

>>9772080
>>9772097
Listening to https://www.arte.tv/en/videos/079668-000-A/jamiroquai-at-the-accorhotels-arena/ currently. Not sure if geographic restrictions apply.

Very big bottle of Very Old Barton. Its only like 80 Proof. I have it on the rocks regardless of its lack of strength, guess I have a preference to a cold glass. What I enjoy most is that each time I empty the glass, the remnant ice cubes are larger each time. So the more I drink it, the faster I drink it. Funny little thought.

>>9772040
there's no way puking blood is a 'first warning'

this is hopefully be my last night. Switching from cigarettes to vape, no ore garbage food, no more drinking alone. I want to go totally sober but I'm scared of the holiday season coming up so we'll see. 4.5 dry ciders left, two cigs, almost looking forward to getting it over with. I just want to be a normal healthy person. This isn't fun anymore.

well round 2 of rum and coke it is. I took a massive shit and there was blood, hopefully unrelated to drinking

>>9769971
disgusting, you have bad taste

>>9772429
she looks pretty annoying in the video but that's her job. She's probably not like that in real life. She's probably a sweet intelligent person in real life.

>>9772375
Can be if blood was from some cuts in the throat and puking was just some kind of alcohol poisoning.

>>9772384
You're trying too many things at once. You'll eventually fail one, blame the world for making life too hard, and give up all at once.
Even quitting cigarettes with a vape easily takes a week of vapo-smoking before getting used to it enough to also quit the "important" cigarettes (coffee, after eating, before bed are the usual ones), and quitting with a vape is considered easy.
Unless you're the kind of person who has enough self control to pull it out, but then what the fuck are you doing itt.

>>9772392
Fresh and red or old and black?

>>9766628
i did this like three times and immediately attributed it to my shitty diet of bread and ramen and started eating cheetos instead and continued shitting water on myself randomly for years until i gradually forgot my cravings for bread and noodles and brgan just eating yogurt and vodka and stopped shitting myself

>>9770525
It's not about being an upstanding member of society, it's about having control and direction in life. People want long-term partners they can actually build a life with.

Drinking some bourbon. Got a 6 hour onsite coming up. Dying just thinking about it.

>>9766269
>anyone will give me whatever I want,, i.e if I walk into a car dealership and tell them I want a new car they will give it to me
>I can eat as much as I want and maintain a fit body without ever working out
>Teleportation
Perfect 3 wishes right there lads.

How do you guys afford being al/ck/ies? I'm a neet on SSI because of schiphrenia so I don't get a lot of money for spending. Just drinking a cheap six pack a day (around $4.00) is using pretty much all my excess money after paying bills.

I can't imagine that most of you are high functioning alcoholics that can hold down a job, so how do you afford it?

>>9772934
Half the regulars are functioning alcoholics

I'm a spoiled rich NEET

>>9772934
You need to be high functioning alcoholic to maintain a job

And alcohol is cheap when you buy bottom shelf spirits, 6 pack of beers is a very expensive way to drink

personally I am NEET with savings, worked hard for it myself and now I live a comfortable life of shitposting and watching tv while blackout drunk

WHY DOES $3.8 PER LITRE SHITTY FUCKING BOX RED WINE TASTE SO GOOD
HELP

>>9773389
cant stand the hangovers

>>9773297
*you don't need to be a high functioning alcoholic to maintain a job

>>9767916

it helps day after a speed race, atleast with some anxiety and to sleep, i know its a shit combination.

atleast 10 days alcohol free, dont miss it.