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>Hey we're getting pizza, what toppings do you guys want?
>Cheese!
>Pepperoni!
>Ok! And now that the kids have ordered, what do the adults want on their pizza?

>> No.9725507

artichoke hearts, sundried tomato, olives, mushrooms, and sausage

>> No.9725512

>cheese
>topping
That's like asking what you want in your hamburger and answering ''patty''.

>> No.9725514

>>9725502
mushrooms, sausage and peppers
thank you

>> No.9725515

>>9725502
Onions, roma tomatoes, grilled chicken

>> No.9725518
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>>9725502
Jalapeño, pineapple and pepperoni. A well balanced out meal of spicy, sweet and savory.

>> No.9725520 [DELETED] 
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I'll take the biggest sausage you've got, hotshot.

>> No.9725522

>>9725507
This guy know.

>> No.9725524
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9725524

>>9725518
>pineapple

>> No.9725528

>>9725502
Pepperoni.

>> No.9725530 [DELETED] 

>>9725520
>and dont forget to roll it around in the blood of fallen American soldiers and the money the Hollywood pedophiles pay me to ignore their child-sex-trafficking operation to fund my presidential campaign which I will lose to a successful entrepreneur genius who only does politics for fun

>> No.9725537

>>9725502
Can you do that fancy thing where you get a fried egg on a pizza? That's cool!

>> No.9725542

>>9725502
Parma, rucola and tomato slices

>> No.9725544

Pepperoni, sausage, bacon, chicken hearts, mushrooms, jalapeno, and replace the sauce with BBQ sauce

>> No.9725548

Potato, pineapple, sundried tomatoes, and broccoli please

>> No.9725570
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>>9725548
>Potato
chinks get out
NOW

>> No.9725571
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>>9725502
I will have the Large Piny-Tendy-McChicken-Ham please, with 5 sides of Ranch dressing.

>> No.9725577

jalapeno, spinach, chicken and/or sausage

>> No.9725583
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9725583

>>9725577
This nigger knows how to have a good pizza

>> No.9725616

mushrooms, green peppers, onions, fillet of beef and bearnaise sauce on the side please

>> No.9725624

>>9725502
tuna and onions nigga

>> No.9725631

>>9725502
Anchovies!

>> No.9725662

>>9725502
salami with onions , Anchovies and garlic

>> No.9725675

>>9725512

what about the people who want extra cheese

>> No.9725688

>>9725507
top tier
>>9725514
good tier, I make a cast iron pizza with this except I add pre-charred onions and whatever hot pepper I have on hand (plus spicy Italian sausage), try it out anon!
>>9725515
it's good tier if it's not rubbery shit-tier chicken
>>9725518
>>9725528
>>9725537
shit tier
>>9725542
refreshing summer tier
>>9725544
>BBQ sauce
dropped amerifat
>>9725548
shit tier
>>9725571
/ck/ tier
>>9725577
see above about chicken, good tier
>>9725616
>waste of fillet of beef
>bearnaise sauce
now ur just mixing up meals anon
>>9725624
>tuna
DROPPED
>>9725631
god tier
>>9725662
good tier, thanks for salami instead of pepperoni
>>9725675
shit tier junk pizza

>> No.9725692

EGGS AND AGED SALAMI!

>> No.9725693

There is nothing worse than the insipid chunks of ground cardboard and sinew that pizza joints try to pass off as Italian sausage. If you enjoy this "food", your license to have any opinion on the subject of pizza is revoked.

>> No.9725698
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9725698

Parma ham, arugula & parmesan
>tfw some poor nigger always complains

>> No.9725705

>>9725688
>t. Never had barbeque sauce on a pizza

>> No.9725706

>>9725502
Mushrooms, black olives, and ham.

>> No.9725711

Banana peppers, mushrooms, bacon. Artichoke hearts if they have em.

>> No.9725739

Vaseline and kitty litter

>> No.9725754

Salmon, Potatoes and cream.

>> No.9725774

>>9725502
Mushrooms and pepperoni
Ham and pineapple
Six-cheese pizza

>> No.9725778

local pizza place has a white pizza with chicken, ham, cheese, bacon. shits good

>> No.9725813

>>9725754
don't you have some Syrian dicks to be gargling, Sven?

>> No.9725862

>>9725502

The best part about this thread is that as soon as it disappears someone will repost it at once!

>> No.9725912

Chicken! Broccoli! Roasted eggplant! Yum!

>> No.9725919

>>9725502
Who the fuck says cheese? Cheese isn't a topping, its an inherent part of pizza that no one needs to request

>> No.9725928

>>9725919
Amerisharts refer to a pizza without toppings as a cheese pizza.
Not worth getting triggered about though as they don’t actually get real cheese over there.

>> No.9725949

Macaroni and cheese please

>> No.9725980
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>>9725949

They had this at a pizza place near my house for a daily special once. My friend got one to split, and holy shit. It was so fucking good. Thin crust, just a little bacon, I'm still disappointed to this day it hasn't been a special again.

>> No.9726047

>>9725502
chicken, peppers, pepperoni

>> No.9726068

>>9725577
Spinach doesn't give enough flavour to deserve a spot on pizza

>> No.9726075

>>9725502
>Anchovies, mushrooms, spinach
Anchovies, mushrooms, and spinach for me please, on white sauce.

>> No.9726156

Bacon, Sausage, Beef, Ham, Pepperoni maybe and maybe extra cheese, local place also does garlic crust or thick

>> No.9726186

Pepperoni, Italian sausage, Mushrooms, Onions.

>> No.9726202

>>9725502
Sausage
Onion
Black Olive
>or
Sausage
Broccoli Rabe
Chopped Cherry Peppers

>> No.9726218

salami, corn, jalapenos, onion

>> No.9726241

Anchovies, basil and diced sweet tomatoes thrown on in the last 5 minutes.

>> No.9726250

>>9726068
if its free why not just put it on then? good for your health

>> No.9726255

>>9725502
Remove pepperoni, add tomato sauce.

>> No.9726293

Pineapples

>> No.9726303 [DELETED] 
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>>9725502
What's your favorite frozen pizza? I bought Screamin Sicilian and I'm not sure if it's better than Red Baron. I like that there's a flavor with ranch sauce and another with cheese slices. Still has that distinct frozen pizza taste. I haven't had frozen pizza in years so I guess I should've bought one of each brand and compared directly.

>> No.9726326
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9726326

Just shitload of red pepper flakes. Just like I used to do at Chuck E. Cheese.

>> No.9726363

Chicken, mushrooms, and feta cheese

>> No.9726431

>>9725502
>Hey we're getting pizza, what do you guys want it to be made with?
>Crust!
>Sauce!
>Ok! And now that the kids have ordered, what do the adults want their pizza to be made of?

>> No.9726435
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9726435

>>9725688
Europoor

>> No.9726437

>>9725502
Pineapple, capers, and eggs

>> No.9726447

>>9726435
>Brazil is a European country
Retard.

>> No.9726455

>>9726447
He is speaking portuguese

>> No.9726461

>>9726455
Yup.
And he's a Brazilian (if you're American that's not actually a big number but the word for a native of Brazil).
Lurk Moar.

>> No.9726465

>>9726455
The language spoken in Brazil

>> No.9726474

>>9726455
No fucking shit, Sherlock.

>> No.9726478
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9726478

broccoli meatball on garlic with sauce on the side to dip occasionally.
Best. Pizza. Ever.

>> No.9726490

>>9726455
Americans speak English. Does that make them European too you fucking troglodyte?

>> No.9726495
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>>9726461
>And he's a Brazilian (if you're American that's not actually a big number but the word for a native of Brazil).

>> No.9726622

Smoked reindeer, with tomato, chanterelle and red onion.

>> No.9726759

Broccoli, roasted garlic, white sauce, bacon, red onion, and mozzarella. I dare you to name a better pizza.

>> No.9726763
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cheese please!

>> No.9726813

either
> reindeer carpaccio, red onion and pomegranate
or
>soy-marinated beef, pickled jalapenos. balsamico-onion and black cabbage
both with a white base

>> No.9726821
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>>9725502
This thread inspired me. Here is my onion, spicy Italian sausage, and anchovies pizza

>> No.9726830
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9726830

>>9725502
pork shoulder, calabrian chilies, hand torn basil, smoked mozzarella, fresh mozzarella and sea salt

>> No.9726836
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>> No.9726879

anchovies, zucchini, no moz, burrata, onions

>> No.9726887

>>9726830
but if that basil isnt hand torn...

>> No.9726891

>>9725502
I'll take the sausage and fig

>> No.9726974

>>9725502
Anchovies

>> No.9726979

>>9725502
Pepperoni and Sausage

>> No.9726988

>>9726821
I'd take a slice.

>> No.9727003 [DELETED] 

>>9726836
Jäbä postaa mun pizzaa

>> No.9727026

Artichoke heart and iberian ham, any more than that on a good quality pizza is overcomplicating things.

>> No.9727042

>>9725688
faggot

>> No.9727047

>>9726622
Damn, that sounds fucking delicious.

>> No.9727058

>>9725502
vodka sauce base, thin slice mushrooms, finely diced red onion, crumbled farmers sausage, fresh buffalo mozzarella, minced basil & good olive oil, and topped with arugula before serving

>> No.9727138

>>9726250
>free toppings
most places charge a topping fee for every single extra item, even if its a piddling bit of spinach

>> No.9727142

>>9726821
that looks semi-edible, i'm in for a slice

>> No.9727144

>>9725502
onions, ham, pineapple

>> No.9727160

Bacon, Tomato, Green Onion, Red Onions, Ham, and Anchovies.
Also, no marinara. Garlic sauce please.

>> No.9727196

>>9725502
Why is American pizza floppy?

>> No.9727230

>>9727196
In most non-American countries, they cannot afford to put toppings on the pizza, and many can only put a meager bit of sauce and cheese on the dough. It's very sad.

>> No.9727277
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>>9725502

>> No.9727283

bacon, light onions, and jalapenos

>> No.9727289
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>>9727142
>Semi edible
This pure sex right here my dude

>> No.9727306

Goats cheese, spicy sausage (because pepperoni is for kids) and spinach.

>> No.9727482

What the fuck is wrong with you Anchovies Lovers? Fucking disgusting neck yourselves.

>> No.9727499

>>9725514
id trust this man with my life desu

>> No.9727549

>>9725502
Hotdogs and walnut sauce.

>> No.9727571
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9727571

Stop putting so much shit on your pizza. It's about the crust. It's not a contest to see which of you fat fucks can stack more toppings onto your pie.

>> No.9727614

Onions pears gorgonzola

>> No.9727646

>>9725502
pepperoni, sausage, bacon, canadian bacon, green pepper, onion, jalapeno

>> No.9727653

>>9725698
that looks like a tasty pizza

>> No.9727696

>>9725502
Chicken, Honey, Goat cheese

>> No.9727726
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>>9725502

>> No.9727896

cheese

>> No.9727911
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>>9725502
>Hey we're getting pizza, what toppings do you guys want?
>Cheese!
>Pepperoni!
>Ok! And now that we've ordered the kids, what do the adults want on their pizza?

>> No.9728025

You faggots seriously can't go a month without posting this bullshit can you?

>> No.9728140

>>9725502
cheese pizza is the best way to eat a pizza

>> No.9728160

>>9725507
>Sourness
>Umami
>Salt
>Umami
>Umami

God damn, if that's not the perfect ratio right there.

>> No.9728170
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>>9725688

I'll have some wolo

>> No.9728195

>>9726821
looks retarded enough to be rustic and delicious looking. Just need something for that pale, flour-y bottom m8. Use less flour and work your dough less to prevent curl like that, cook on an unglazed tile at like 500 degrees

otherwise actually looks really good

>> No.9728198

>>9726836
I know lots of people like that burst of tomato but i'm autistic, slice them tomato's thin like the (artichoke i'm guessing?) or dice and it looks nice

>> No.9728260
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>Hey anon, we're getting pizza, what kind do you want?
>Pepperoni
>Cool, I'll order in 5 mins!

>Hey anon, we're getting pizza, what kind do you want?
>Artichoke hearts, sundried tomato, olives, mushrooms and sausage
>wtf? you're such a picky retard anon. better be contributing extra to the bill for that disgusting concoction, lol!

>> No.9728298

>>9725502
Stink bugs.

>> No.9728302

1/2 Ragù bolognese + 1/2 Strawberry, buffalo mozzarella and white cocoa chocolate.

>> No.9728313

>>9726326
Nightmare material

>> No.9728411

>>9725502
Proscuitto, mozarella, basil leaves, black olives, melanzane slices.

>> No.9728420

anyone who ommitted onion or any other root veggie is turbo pleb

>> No.9728425

>>9725502
Sausage, mushrooms, garlic and some oregano.

>> No.9728438

>>9725502
Chicken, feta cheese and bbq sauce

>> No.9728441

>>9725502
Just pepperoni. Thanks.

In fact, just order pepperoni for all the adults.

>> No.9728448

>>9728170

What is 'Wolo Stupid' made from? How does it taste, OP?

>> No.9728451

onion green pep musshroom, sausage or pepperoni depending on how the room is feeling..

>> No.9728459

Pineapple, ham, coconut, onion

>> No.9728470

Sausage, anchovy, raisins, cauliflower

>> No.9728496

>>9725688
holy shit you are such a faggot

>> No.9728510

Salami, Bacon, tomato

>> No.9728519

>>9725502
Jalapenos, spicy chicken, pineapple, and sunflower seeds.

>> No.9728525

mushrooms, garlic, pork, shrimp onion, some sort of sauce. Would like jalapeno on it too, but don't think it fits here.

>> No.9728527

>>9725502
Pepperoni and pineapple.

Suck it pineapple haters.

>> No.9728569

>>9728195
Thanks. I did it on a whim so the dough was pre made from WinCo. I don't have a proper baking sheet so I baked on an upside-down casserole dish, hence the slightly rectangular shape. The crust I rolled over on purpose so I could have sauce and cheese crust.

>> No.9728588

>>9725502
Mushrooms and sausage, but only if it's a place with good sausage, not dog food crumbles or paper-thin kielbasa.

>> No.9728592

>>9728569
Oh and I preheated the oven to 500° but then dropped it to 425° when I put the pie in. Baked ≈15 min

>> No.9728596

BBQ sauce instead of tomato sauce
Chicken
Caramelized onion
Peppers
extra cheese.

>> No.9728720

Peperoncini peppers and roast beef.
Friend introduced this to me, it's great.

>> No.9728775

>banana peppers
>olives
>bacon
>italian sausage

>> No.9728814

Mushrooms, roasted spinach, grilled chicken, cherry peppers

>> No.9728910

>ctrl+f "Tortellini"
>0 matches
reported every single person in this thread for being underage

>> No.9728924

Donuts.

>> No.9729005

>>9725502

Pepperoni and chicken.

>> No.9729030

corn

>> No.9729185

Broccoli and chicken was my easy favorite.

I began to enjoy the works, though.

Now my pizza days are behind me. Don't get diabetes, folks.

>> No.9729197

>>9725502
Supreme pizza with the lot
(Anchovies, Sausage, Onion, Capsicum, Ground Beef, Olives, Pepperoni, Pineapple, Garlic, Mushrooms and Ham with extra cheese)

>> No.9729207

>>9725514
Mein nigga add onions for me though. Well it really depends on the place itself I want a super sweet onion like a Vidalia on my pizza.

>> No.9729223

>>9725693
My pizza joint has housemade sausage and mozzarella. Why do you assume that everyone is ordering dominos?

>> No.9729229

>>9725502
Pepperoni, bacon, banana peppers, pineapple, and onions. My mouth is watering just thinking about it. I dont give a shit about your shit tier taste, this is top 99th percentile tier. Try it.

>> No.9729251
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9729251

Meat Sauce, Ricotta, Pecorino Romano, House Made Sausage, Meatballs, Aged Mozzarella, Basil
Or
Tomato Sauce, Pecorino Romano, House-Made Sausage, Slab Bacon, Molanari & Sons Pepperoni, Aged Mozzarella, Basil

>> No.9729288

Peanut butter, cilantro and rusty screws

>> No.9729329
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>>9725980
I thought it would be meh, but I was surprised how good it was. A place in south Pasadena has it every Saturday. I would never tell my Italian friends about it though. It’s like bad mouthing Jesus to them.

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9729366

>>9725502
>mfw american pizza is so shit they consider it childish to not pile on multiple clashing flavors

>> No.9729749

>>9725502
ham, salami, tomato and onion

>> No.9729791

>>9725502
Aha well my fine man, i would like steak chunks, rare of course, a handful of white truffles, the crust garnished with gold flakes, and a helping of caviar.

On second thought just deconstruct the whole thing into individual piles and give me a fork so i don't have to eat it like a savage.

>> No.9729811

>>9725502
out of curiosity, when americans order a cheese pizza, are they getting a regular margarita or is it more like quattro formaggi or something?

>> No.9729841

Vegetarian pizza with exactly one slice of pepperoni in the center so they can't enjoy it.

>> No.9729952

>>9725502
Still pepperoni, but with olives, bell pepper and a buttload of onion.

>> No.9730012

>>9728198
it's zucchini pretty sure, unless anon is an absolute dingus and put cucumber on his pizza,

>> No.9730034

>>9730012
I think it's zucchini, you can see on the end slices what looks to be zucchini skin. But recently on /ck/ someone posted a pizza from Germany that had the same ingredients as a Cuban sandwich. It had pickles on it, but pickles really work with that sandwich so I think it would be good.

>an italian food made cuban-style in germany
beautiful

>> No.9730049
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>>9725502
pepperoni ham red onions olives beef mushroom

>> No.9730063
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>>9725919

>> No.9730138

>>9730034
I like spicy pickles w/ pizza as a condiment or on the side, but am too scared to cook them on top of the pizza as a topping.

>> No.9730143

Good pizza is best enjoyed without toppings other than cheese, just as steak should not have steak sauce.

>> No.9730147

>>9725514
this, unless it's one of those places that rakes you over the coals for each extra topping

>> No.9730180

>>9728470

Raisins?!?

>> No.9730201

>>9730143
This is what boring white people say who have broken tongues that get "overwhelmed" when there are more than a couple flavor components in a dish. Normal people can eat food with toppings, seasonings, and sauces and still taste the individual components if the dish was properly put together

>> No.9730206

Sourdough base
Cured ham
Mushrooms
Mascarpone and Ricotta

>> No.9730213
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marinara
oregano
>>9725919
>implying

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9730230

>>9725502
In Southern Italy, Kids order Fries and Hotdog sausages as toppings. Not even kidding.

>> No.9730247

>>9730230
>muh italian cuisine
>muh italian pizza

>> No.9730253

>>9725502
Pineapple and ham

>> No.9730260

>>9725698
This pizza looks fucking delicious

>> No.9730265

>>9726068
Spinach don't need to strong just pair well with something like fetta cheese and some grilled chicken

>> No.9730267

>>9726218
That actually sounds like it wouldn't be that bad

>> No.9730271

all pizza is kids' food
feel free to get whatever toppings you want on it, but don't pretend some artichoke hearts or basil suddenly makes it a refined dish for mature adults, because it's still kids' food

>> No.9730272

>>9726363
Muh nigga

>> No.9730359

>>9725502
Extra cheese, feta cheese, banana peppers, bacon, light pepperoni, light onion. As for sauce, I'd just use a crystals or tobasco. If you're not a fan of all that cheese just take the extra cheese off, keep the feta tho.

>> No.9730387

>>9730359
>tobasco
I see this a lot on here.
Is it a regional spelling?

>> No.9730395

>>9729791
Your faggotry extends well beyond the boundaries of the universe

>> No.9730407

>>9730387
It's specific to /ck/ region full of autistic faggots who spell palette for palate.

>> No.9730410

>>9730407
stop replying to copypasta

>> No.9730412

>>9730201
Nah pizza just tastes better without the other shit

>> No.9730416

>>9730410
OK sorry

>> No.9730419

salami, ham and shrimp

>> No.9730423

>>9728160
Just say savory you weeb motherfucker.

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9730468

>>9727047

>> No.9730470

>>9725544
>Chicken hearts
What the absolute fucking fuck

>> No.9730511
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>>9725502

>> No.9730534

>>9725502
Adults don't eat pizza you hormonally stunted fatties

We know it's a junk food and avoid it like the plague

Empty calories, fatty cheese, processed meats, starchy garbage!

>> No.9730543

>>9730534
>Empty calories
No such thing.
Stop reading women’s magazines.

>> No.9730544

>>9730534
t. Skye Summerwind

>> No.9730546

>>9730423
There's a distinction you swine

>> No.9730550

>>9730534
>empty calories
I hate this meme.
>fatty cheese
Oxymoron you moron
>processed meats
Nothing like a good tendie snackable or a subway sandwich though right?

I know this guys just memeing but so many pseudo dietitians believe that just abstaining from pizza or some junk food while eating 600 calories a day of lean cuisine makes them a health expert.

>> No.9730562

>>9730546
>Hi can I get the burnt cream?
>It's crème brulé you uncultured swine!

>> No.9730569
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>> No.9730584

>>9730550
Pizza is a bad food. There's no pizza that exists without being calorifically excessive


One slice being two hundred calories. Excessive

No human needs to eat more than 1430 cals

>> No.9730587

>>9730569
Wtf is wrong with him

>> No.9730594

>>9730584
Wrong
A bodybuilder wouldn't win many awards eating only that much

>> No.9730621

>>9730594
Bodybuilding is unhealthy and they retire into fat pigs and conditions them to overeat

Takes more effort and dedication to be slim, toned and healthy.

>> No.9730630

>>9730584
>no human needs to eat more than 1430
How'd you come to that number? Plus even for a mostly sedentary male i think 1900-2000 is a healthy amount.

>> No.9730634

>>9730630
Shitposting, that's how he came to it.

>> No.9730639

>>9730621
>toned
You have revealed your lack of knowledge

>> No.9730643

>>9730621
Lol

>> No.9730669

>>9730639
If you are above 19 bmi you are fat

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>>9730669
>Bmi
Kekarooni
Pic related an "fat" man according to bmi

>> No.9730685

>>9730677
Thats excessive muscle and body mass is still fat and muscle. It's still unhealthy

>> No.9730689

>>9730677
>giving any credence to the national felon league
kek indeed

>> No.9730697

>>9730685
What? So which eating disorder do you have? Anorexia or bulemia?

>> No.9730698

>>9730697
Beauty

>> No.9730702

>>9730049
Are the toppings inside?

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Banana pineapple ham
Ty

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>>9730689

>Nice meme

>> No.9731015

Every meat, plus mushrooms and pineapple.

Worked at a pizza place for 2 years in high school, sill crave it

>> No.9731093

>>9730713
Ut ur mitt land bögjävel

>> No.9731262
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Red onion, chicken, chorizo, peppers.

>> No.9731367

Pinapple and blue cheese faggots

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Red onion makes a pizza.

>> No.9731463

>>9730213
order bruschetta, save 10$

>> No.9731522

>>9725502
Hawaiian please

>> No.9731524

>>9725754
Don't forget to replace the cheese with Isis smegma you fucking nordcuck

>> No.9731542

ay these sound great and all but nothing like a good ole well done steak slathered in some ketchup and a1 and bullseye barbecue sauce. oh and my pizza would be pepperoni, sausage, ham, salami, bacon, chicken, pork. pretty much as much meat as you can get XD

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>>9731524

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>adult
>eating pizza

>> No.9731582

"combination pizza"

>> No.9731594

>>9725688
Get off of my pizza, I didn't order faggot on it.

>> No.9731612

>>9731577
>adult
>choosing what you like based on what others think
Sounds pretty childish anon. Didn't they teach you not to fall for peer pressure in school?

>> No.9731625

>>9726836
>cucumbers on pizza
What the fuck is your problem Man?

>> No.9731635

>>9731625
They're pickles, anon. Think of them as a poor man's olives.

>> No.9731640

>>9728260
Finally someone with some sense. It's fucking pizza if I want all that extra faggot shit I'm not getting it delivered anyway

>> No.9731644

>>9726836
Why is there only enough grape tomatoes for like three or four people to have in each slice?

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>>9731577
>adult
>getting peer pressured

>> No.9731648

>>9725502
Dick

>> No.9731686

>>9730569
>he doesn't know how to eat pizza with fork and knife

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>>9730546
"Yeah, there's a distinct difference you bakas! Savory isnt a word they say in the latest animay I've been binge watching instead of being a productive member of society." *wipes greasy face with cumcrusted body pillow*

>> No.9731704

>>9731555
Lol my dad used to wear that.

>> No.9731711

>>9731704
ok

>> No.9731715

>>9731711
Well now ya know

>> No.9731720

>>9731262
>Chorizo
Best sausage confirmed. Quick question, have you ever tried linguica? How would replacing the sausage compare to your original best toppings?

>> No.9731730

>>9731720
Linguica is the best sausage and of fucking course I've had it on pizza. Not the best use of linguica tho imho

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>>9731612
>>9731646

Keep deluding yourself with your "adult" toppings on your happy meal

>> No.9731765

pesto deep dish cottage cheese mozzarella

>> No.9731815

>>9730180
its how we make pizza in the old country after the raisin harvest

>> No.9731831

>>9730584
>One slice being two hundred calories.
sounds like a numale euroslice

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>>9731831
FUCK YEAH MURKAPIZZA

>> No.9731931

>>9730702
it left them behind, as it was travelling too fast

>> No.9731951

>>9730584
>No human needs to eat more than 1430 cals

No human child maybe. Any man besides a completely sedentary petite one and most active women will need more than 1430 calories/day to maintain body weight.

>> No.9731988

>>9731951
I think our ancestors survived with about as much or less.

>> No.9731996

>>9731988
Which ones? Steady diets didn't exist until agriculture and after agriculture society often had a surplus of food.

>> No.9731997

>>9731988
ancestors were manlet dyels with tiny benis

>> No.9732000

>>9731996
I mean the hunting game & collecting fruits ppl

>>9731997
How did the fugg then? Has /fit/ lied to me?

>> No.9732015

>>9732000
Yeah the hunter gatherers would feast after big kills then go with less. Really hard to estimate their daily kcal average but I one would imagine the constant activity would had to have required more than 1400 kcal

>> No.9732023

>>9731988
>I think our ancestors survived with about as much or less.

Our prehistoric ancestors were, in general, much smaller than modern humans. Their BMR was also lower to compensate for the increased physical activity.

Here's an article that discusses it a little bit.

http://healthland.time.com/2012/07/26/modern-lazy-people-burn-as-many-calories-as-hunter-gatherers-so-what-makes-us-fat/

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I made pizza.
No pizza shovel tho

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>not being more than okay with cheese or pepperoni pizza
>not appreciating pizza in any form with any toppings equally
all your pizza combinations are great and id eat the fuck out of all of them
pizza is a gift from god

>> No.9732075

>>9725502
Just fuck my pie up senpai

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>no sauce

>> No.9732303

>>9725502
pineapple, ham and jalapenos

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Hear me out

>Pineapple
>Bacon
>Green Olive

If you have not tried it, you cannot reply negatively to this post.

>> No.9732312

Sausage, pepperoni, black olives, green pepper, mushrooms, and anchovies.

>> No.9732325

ham or italian sausage, pepperoni, and bacon.

>not having your own veg
>banana peppers, pineapple, olives, tomatoes, mushrooms, feta

>> No.9732695

>>9730569
>>9730587

It's a parody you dumbfucks

>> No.9732730

>>9725502
>get pizza at work sometimes
>usually large 1 topping since it's at a set price
>usually just get pepperoni, sausage, or cheese
>leave the uneated slices out for rest of office
>"gee anon why don't you get better toppings, you should add on x,y,z!"

I don't mind if people chip in for pizza and wanna talk toppings but free loaders suck

>> No.9732876

>>9731703
Uh...
Not him, but there IS a difference. What you're saying is like calling someone a Nazi for using the word "schadenfreude" instead of, say, "gloating." There's some overlap between "umami" and "savory," but they're not the same thing. I wouldn't call foods like tomatoes or cheddar cheese "savory."

>> No.9732907

>>9725502
Best options here coming through
>BBQ base, banana peppers, jalapenos, spicy sausage, bacon, pepperoni, sausage, onion
Or
>Pesto base, spinach, tomato, onion, bacon, feta

t. Worked at a pizzeria for 3 years

>> No.9733260

>>9725502
Supreme Pizza, no pepperoni, feta cheese/anchovies, spinach

>> No.9733280

Pepperoni is the best pizza topping. BBQ, Jalapenos, and Sauted Onions are a good runner up.

>> No.9733284

>>9725688
>>>/r/eddit

>> No.9733337

>>9732876
Still a weeb.

>> No.9733367

>>9730584
>pizza is bad food
then why am so /fit/ brah?

>> No.9733376

>>9725518
this is me except i also add anchovies

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>>9728425
Top lad right here.

>> No.9733770

>>9725502
just spinach, man. maybe some tomatoes too but spinach is all i want/

>> No.9733832

>>9728496
>faggot
Why the homophobia?

>> No.9733852

>>9725502
truffles, caviar, and gold and silver shavings for the decadence

>> No.9734177

>>9725502
black olives, arugula, orange bell pepper, and feta cheese

>> No.9734178

At a place with decent toppings: Pepperoni, garlic, feta, green and/or black olives, anchovies about once a year
At a place with shit toppings: Just pepperoni

Why do the vast majority of pizza places use that dog food sausage? It tastes fucking vile. Most places are pretty bad when it comes to ham and bell peppers too. And then there's the canned/jarred mushrooms. Fucking disgusting.

>> No.9734209

>>9731756
OK kid

>> No.9735224

>>9725919
you've never heard of a fucking cheese pizza?

>> No.9735278

>>9732730
Just wanna tell you that those people fucking suck and people who leave food out for others at office jobs are princes, kings, and queens.

>> No.9735369

>>9732695
Care to share the source video?

>> No.9735578

>>9725502
thermal paste

>> No.9735627

Blue cheese
Raw ham
Mushrooms
Egg

>> No.9735640

tiramisu

>> No.9735645

Meatball
Red onion
BBQ Saucde
>or
Any variation of meatlovers pizza

>> No.9736039

Jalapeno, pepperoni, pineapple. Hot sauce drizzled on top.

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>>9725518

>> No.9736240

>Pepperoni and cheese is for kids
No, I just don't want to give those fucking jews an extra $2 per topping.

>> No.9736279

>>9732876
why not? I would.

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>>9725502
>Me and BF (yes bifag)
>Order quattro Staggioni pizza, each season has 2 slices, perfect, we both get one each.
>He eats all the ham section then all the mushroom section right away.
>MFW

>> No.9736860

lmao why does this shit get like a thousand replies

>> No.9736871

Just mushrooms please

>> No.9736872

>>9725502
veggies and beacon
or prosciutto with olives
or tuna
or garlic
or ground beef, prosciutto and pepperoni

>> No.9736878

Lemon slices
Diced Potatoes
Oregano
Softshell crab

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I am waiting on a pizza from Domino's. Extra large, extra cheese, pepperoni, beef, mushrooms, and pineapple.

>> No.9736900

>>9725698
best pizza

>> No.9736918

>>9725502

give me some original serrano ham and rucola with a bit of olive oil. or are we talking about an american pizza? I'd rather eat shit then

>> No.9737218

>>9728170
>WOLLOLOOO
>WOLLOLOO
>your pizza is now part of my tribe :^^^^)

>> No.9737221

pineapple and bacon

>> No.9737281

>>9733832
what website are you on?

>> No.9737613

>>9725507
based

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>>9726821

>> No.9737680

>>9731756

>using Japanese cartoons to tell everyone how grown up you are

>> No.9737729

>>9728170
Fuck, i ordered a large pizza and forgot about the sriracha sauce in the fridge.

>> No.9737746

>>9732876
schadenfreude isn't even close to gloating.

>> No.9738159

Broccoli, peppers, and chicken.

>> No.9738367

>>9725502
green olives.

fresh green peppers

maybe some onion.

some dipping oil on the side for the crust

>> No.9738399

>>9725502
sausage, red onion, and cherry peppers.

but i like a slice plain cheese if the pizza is one of those huge thin new york style pizzas.

>> No.9738405

Spinach, gorgonzola, lots of Garlic and perhaps some prawns.

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>mfw dumb palatelets who can't appreciate pineapple on pizza

>> No.9738542

>>9725502
>>9725675
sometimes just extra cheese is good as fuck

>> No.9738648

>>9728170
>>9728448
I need to know what Wolo is

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>>9725514

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>>9725502
>POST YFW YOU WILL NEVER BE AS INSECURE AS OP

>> No.9738993

>>9738542
this

>> No.9738997

>>9725502
lobster, shaved black truffle, dried sliced fruits

>> No.9738999

>>9725502
pepperoni and jalapino.

Simple is nice.

>> No.9739001

Red onion, green peppers, and sausage

>> No.9739011

Anchovies are the only true answer. If you don't like anchovies, you are a pleb. Plain and simple.

>> No.9739082

Spicy chicken, onion, green and red pepper

>> No.9740226

Gorgonzola and walnuts
Onions and tuna
Olives, mushrooms, artichoke hearts and ham
Margherita otherwise

>> No.9740755

>>9733376
We must be the only two people in existence that eat pineapple, jalapeno, pepperoni, anchovy pizzas.