/ck/ - Food & Cooking

It's 4.03pm, I've drunk 3/4 bottle of vodka

Hello

I'm 16 days without spirits and 1 day without beer. Gonna try and go totally sober from here on.

>>9700464
Hey guys how do I make the best Irish Coffee?

/sad cunts/ edition

>>9700477
/yestofags/ edition

>>9700464
What's the consensus on hand sanitizer, boys?

The girl at work dared me to squirt some onto our tongues to try it out and I was shocked at how palatable it was. It sorta numbed my tongue but it tasted just like a strong, floral vodka.

I'm guess it'll make me blind though, right?

Can someone explain to me exactly how this thread is /ck/ related?

I have a trip in 2 days and I'm trying so hard to quit but the WD's are getting to me.

>>9700495
it isn't, deal with it

>>9700495
Spotted the newfag.

>>9700495
alcoholism is rampant among kitchen personnel

you need to get your lives together!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxGRhd_iWuE

>>9700526
You don't have to tell me that.

>>9700526
Nah fuck you. No way to counter sad feels if I don't drink myself retarded.

>>9700477
Fuckin poof I bet you voted yes

hello friends, it's 9am and I already feel the urge to open remaining ales in the fridge from last night

>>9700496
Take some benzos.

>>9700559
Where the hell do I get those at 2 a.m.

>>9700493
You do know there is a difference between alcohol in sanitizer and ethanol, right anon? You will need your stomach pumped if you drink enough. There was some retard way back in my high school years who mixed sanitizer into a water bottle and told people it was vodka. Everyone that tried it ended up puking from just a few sips.

dead thread. Is everyone passed out already?

>>9700780
Sober and bored as hell. Can't keep my mind focused though.
Just realised it's 9:30 pm and I haven't eaten a thing all day.

>thought I was awake and drinking for multiple hours
>turns out I just passed out and imagined all of that shit
I hate this. I hate this so fucking much. I'm gonna pour away the rest of my vodka. I'm only 18, I'm fucking destroying my brain every time I drinj to the point of oblivion. How did I convince myself that this was a good idea?
I just want to die man.

>>9700788
nah dude you got years ahead of you. I bet your liver is still fine. Brian chemestry's prolly fucked tho but who cares. I bet you even saved booze just dreaming about it. live your dreams anon

>>9700796
I don't really care about most organs, they can suffer for all I care. But I am so very afraid of damaging my brain it drives me nuts. It always goes like this
>binge drink like an absolute retard
>"Oh fuck, what am I doing? I need to quit that shit out."
>days pass by
>can't stop lurking this thread, thoughts about alcohol are as common as ever
>gradually suppress my knowledge about the consequences of alcohol on the brain
>"Well...if it's only this once..."
>binge drink yet again
I just don't have anything else to do and college is destroying me. Maybe my next therapist can help me, it's my only hope of becoming normal at this point.

>>9700805
cut, not quit. can't even write man

anyone else drink due to crippling depression?

al/ck/ feels thread?

>>9700781
Same here. Sober at work and cannot focus on my tasks... lunch time's slowly approaching though.

>>9700817
I think we all some kind of "depression" in common for just drinking and reporting here

>>9700833
*have

>>9700493
>>9700259
That doesn't sound like de-naturalised ethanol, but like poisonous isopropyl or something.
If the girl told you to shoot yourself in the head, would you do it? Right. So read the fucking sticker before drinking something.

>>9700443
You're the only chink here.

>>9700495
Many alcoholics in the industry. Also board tradition.
Set up a filter if you're unhappy about it, click "settings" top right of the screen.

>>9700805
>I am so very afraid of damaging my brain
Don't quit cold turkey if you're having withdrawals then, even moderate withdrawals damage the brain.

>>9700464
2 weeks on the ol boredom wagon now. Started jogging, taking an hour or more to cook nice dinners/lunches for work and playing games. Not so bad any more as I appreciate waking up fresh, no longer pissing out my ass and having killer hangovers.
Also the money saved is all going towards xmas presents and better ingredients for cooking/new cast iron pan.
Thing that gets me is when watching shows like its always sunny when its a heavy drinking focused epside - that was fun to drink to.

Applied for a job. Tempted to bring a flask to work. It's just dishwashing. Not like I can't be drunk off my ass.

>>9700887
I did that and got arrested for DUI @ midnight when my shift was over, don't do it.

>>9700887
Brought a flask filled with rhum at the office once, colleagues noticed the smell even though I chewed gum for minutes. How do you guys deal with the smell?

I want to stay sober but I have no desire to live a normie life other than that. I think that makes it harder because the NEET life is so compatible with being a drunk.

I think I'm going to stop drinking now.

I don't feel like it's going to be a difficult change even though I've been drinking heavily every single day for over 10 months

I've not experienced DT's in the past when I stopped but we'll see what happens

>>9700950
*WD's

>>9700938
>

anything except strong smelling booze?

>>9700938
Drink something that doesn't stink of booze, or write it off as after shave. Aqua Velva smells a lot like cheap gin and vodka.

>>9700938
Getting the most neutral stuff, vodka, helps, but once you get your blood alcohol up the booze is coming from your lungs. It’s not your mouth but your lungs pumping alcohol into the air around you with each exhale. That’s how breathalysers work.

You can’t really hide drinking properly in the long run.

Wish life has a painless off-switch. It’s retarded suffering this much just for the sake of it.

>>9701091
it's called a shotgun

>>9701235
UK

>>9701277
>jump headfirst off of a tall building
>helium tank
>home-made pipe shotgun
>fentanyl laced heroin overdose
All painless ways to kill yourself. All available pretty much anywhere in the world.

Back in the hospital for WD's. Again.

Please end this hell.

>>9701277
you can get a shotgun in the UK

>>9701091
>>9701277
>visit America
>go to a shooting range
>shoot yourself
seems painless to me

>>9701444
Are you sure mentally ill alchies are allowed?

>>9701442
The hell never ends. We’ll die feeling this way,

>>9701546
Blood work never gets any easier. I just want to stop.

>>9701514
/k/ here. Don't fucking do this. There have been so many pussies killing themselves at ranges that many of them have stopped allowing people to come without a referral/friend/being watched by an RO. If you are in America, come to a state where private sales are unrestricted such as Ohio. You can sell firearms in a private sale to anyone who looks to be 18 or older. You don't even need to check their id. Buy a used firearm from someone on Armslist. You can find someone selling a single shot shotgun for generally under $100.

Although you can always OD on heroin. From the junkies I've talked to they said their overdoses were all painless and that they just kind of passed out extremely high

>tfw trying not to get drunk after talking to a shrink for an hour

Cashless society where alcoholics have alcohol purchase prohibited via their cards when?

>>9701618
As soon as moonshiners find a way to make booze illegal (and as such massively more profitable)

>>9701543
how hard is it to hide that during the application?

>>9701639
No idea. Obviously my Doc knows though, guessing they’re bound to ask her

>be scottish
>Scottish government introducing a tax on alcohol of at least 50p per unit by next spring
>2liter bottle of cider will rise from around £2.20 to £5..... at least
>litre bottle of shit vodka goes from £13 to £18.50.....at least.

The EU could have stopped this

>>9700464
listen to classical music

>>9701713
Be reasonable now. The tortured have to pay, otherwise normies cant be rich.

>>9701713
Here in Norway the price you pay for 1 litre of hard spirits is 65% tax

>>9700493
Hand sanitizer isn't worth it, you could really fuck yourself up with alcohol not meant for drinking, I'm talking brain damage type shit

>>9701734
Why?
While we’re on the subject, why did Mozart write this? Am I hallucinating?
>”Leck mich im Arsch" (literally "Lick me in the arse") is a canon in B-flat major composed by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

>>9701770
Mozart was an edgy memelord desu

>>9701781
Your statement only proves how little you know about music

>>9701788
explain how

Had a blood test earlier. How long does alcohol stay in your blood?

>>9701797
Well, it's absolute nonsense for starters

>>9701770
It was one of several joke pieces he wrote to perform privately with friends. It was never meant to be published and wasn't during his lifetime.

>>9701806
not nearly long enough am I right folks

>>9701770
Anilingus feels super nice.

>>9701806
Not very long, few hours. There are apps to calculate it.
Damaged liver/pancreas is noticeable for months however.

>>9701905
>Anilingus feels super nice.

I wipe my ass and don't find it a particularly erotic experience.

expand my mind ...... why should i let someone eat my ass. is it a dominance thing?

>>9701926
It's like washing your cock and getting a bj. They don't feel the same at all.

>>9701926
Not that anon, but there’s no nicer feeling than having one girl suck your dick while a second French kisses your asshole. If I was a billionaire I’d start every day with a girl on my ass, one on my dick, each foot, each hand, each nipple, and one to kiss/touch.
Ehm
Brb

>>9701983
A girl on your ass?

>>9701991
Up it, w/e

Well my niggas I think today I will switch to everclear instead of vodka for my drink

Gotta stop drinking 2000 calories worth of vodka to have a good time

>>9701999
Vodka is just everclear with water added

>>9701999
Vodka is ethanol+water
Everclear is ethanol+less water.
Ethanol has all the calories, water has obviously none.
If you want to cut calories from vodka, get on the wagon.

Unless you drink girly vodka with cordial/syrup added, change for actual vodka.

How far do you have to travel to get booze? Proximity to booze shops is a significant factor in my choosing where to live. I absolutely hate the 8am, puke-saturated stumble to the shops, even though it’s literally ten seconds walk from my door. Takes me like half an hour of standing by the front door, shaking, puking and hyperventilating to find the drive to make the journey, and ive thrown up, fallen over, been unable to type my pin and unable to speak like 100 times. I’m never far away from 24/7 booze in abundance, just can’t stand it

>>9702216
>not getting booze delivered or making your own

Hiki life best life

>>9702216
Dealing with puke in the morning is shit, time to change it up maybe or say goodbye to your teeth.

>>9700464
Currently not doing too bad, finally dropped to 2 pints of 5% beer every 2 days and drinking until I black out on friday. Not perfect but we're getting there.
>hobbies
Binging on comics and vidya to keep busy.
>Comics
Finished 100 Bullets yesterday, read The Crow this morning, and currently reading volume 3 of Sin City.
>Vidya
Currently playing through Mass Effect trilogy (at the beginning of 2 right now) and also Duke Nukem 3D.

i hate myself because i want to fuck my ex wife so badly right now

>>9702609
I hate you too, quit being a loser

>>9701999

>>9702609
>Ex wife
And this is why I gave up on relationships. I'll fap until the day I die but at least I won't fuck up this much.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=gRKwg1VMRSw

I've managed to be sober 1 day and a half
and there it goes I just opened a bottle of redwine
fuck my life

>>9702627
>>9702639

I just want to fuck her, never relationship again you fucking cucks

>>9702773
You have to be some kind of sadist to drink red wine if you’re an alchie, the hangovers are outrageous

I have to take a piss test soon for a job, alcohol showing up will cause me to fail. Should I stop drinking two days before it or what? Obviously I'm not going to get wasted the night before.

>>9702817

Just start drinking water right now.

>>9702784
Fuck someone else instead.
You want to fuck her because of a relationship, and as you say it yourself : never again.

>>9702752
>that accent

>>9703007
>alchie-tier_heartburn.gif

>>9701983
>>9701905
>tfw cant even get a girl to text you back, let alone rim your stink ditch

feels they didnt prepare you for in school #99999

Very drunk and just clogged my toilet. Neither plunger nor gloves at home which means I have to get in there with my bare hand. Wish me luck, bros.

had a sober streak going for a while and now i'm wasted again. thought i could drink in moderation just have a few and relax. Guess not it's either drunk as fuck or sober. i can't have any alcohol in this house.

>>9700788
>>9700805
you're small time anon and that's a good thing.

>>9703336
Mission was a complete success. Still, pretty scary.

Well fuck.

Here I am, drunk on malt liquor, and all I can find for an al/ck/ thread is this pitiful thing...

>>9700475
you don't
hot alcohol is disgusting

>>9700495
Because alcohol IS food faggot, the only food sometimes

hey alcoholics I have a question
I used to get drunk every other week or so when I was 16-17, started with beer and eventually was just downing whiskey to feel something. I keep hearing about how much brain and liver are probably fucked from that but is it true? I only got blackout/puke drunk a handful of times during that period

this morning, i got drunk for the first time in over a year. vodka and sugar free rockstar.

i remembered why i stopped: alcohol doesn't feel good.

it's just a dirty, uncomfortable buzz which eventuallys transforms into fatigue and nausea.

i get zero dopamine release. no euphoria.

Just got fired from another job. It's hard to keep your eye on the ball through the bottom of a glass.

>>9703635
You're fine amateur hour.

how much will it take to die
i just want to stop living

>>9703672
So much that you’ll regret having tried. Drinking yourself to death is immensely painful and terrifying.

>>9703645
I get like this when I drink on an empty stomach, the drunk is not enjoyable at all

>>9703694
well ive figured that out
but try and stop me

>tfw even two drinks will make me feel bad now

I think I broke my drinking lads

>>9703756
>try and stop me
I’d be sober, not to mention rich, if I knew how.
See you in hell, bruh.

Amnesia guy from last thread.

Just spent a day in the ER.

Labs and CT normal.

Could just be stress and the DTs.

I'll drink to that.

did bleeding vodka enema anon survive?

>>9703848
I’m great actually. Got some absurdly powerful weed, which compliments the vodka beautifully. The ass syringe of vodka kicked in just enough booze last night that I could stop throwing up every drink, and I happily went on to get monumentally hammed and fall asleep. Woke every few hours to drink more, but managed to keep it flowing sufficiently that I had no more withdrawals. Even had a substantial meal today of Home-made grilled asparagus wrapped in Parma ham, with poached, saffron and star anise pears in vanilla cream. I’ve had a comfy day for a change. Now smoking this psycho-tier weed, chuckling at 8 out of 10 cats does countdown, occasionally sucking a bottle of vodka and generally feeling cosy. For now.

>>9703884
what's your daily dose like these days famalam?

>>9703884
What did you use as a syringe?

I'm drinking tonight. Fuck you guys I love you

>>9703916
Of booze, typically 48 units/24 hrs atm. I spend most of my time in a state of... near-withdrawal because I’m tapering. 2-3 units every 2-3 days. It’s more than a little precarious feeling, constantly tempted to just get blackout rekt, but this shit is a painful way to die, so approximately one remaining atom of my being is still trying to believe that maybe one day I can be sober. Got to keep trying I guess. Trying to avoid benzos this time too, because I keep getting addicted to those little fuckers on top of drink. Dispensary-tier weed really does help enormously. Would recommend giving it a try to all who are in withdrawal, or being rekt by the seemingly endless tedium which is PAWS.

>>9703980
I have a few syringes. Just used the largest.

>>9704002
I thought you were smirnoffbro, do Brits have dispensaries?

>>9704002
You should try vaping your pot (and/or wax). For health, but mostly because it uses less for same effect. When smoking a large part of THC and cannabinoids are lost in literal smoke, vaping saves on quantity.
You can still smoke what's left if you don't care about health and it leaves some THC in the leaves.
The only problem with drugs is acquiring them without having to do a surprise rehab in prison, so you might as well try to see your dealer less often.

>>9704066
Nah, couple of people in this town smuggle weed in from Canadian dispensaries.

>>9704081
I’ve got an iolite and a magic flight, but a joint/bong hits harder. Plus vapes take 20 mins to use, I can smoke it ten times faster.
I can’t really smoke weed regularly, it’s too dodgy in the uk if you’re well known to the police. It’s superb for short-term booze relief though. Gives me a chance to heal. I’ll have to pack it in soon, but right now it’s the only thing stopping me from blacking out on vodka for months.

>>9701713
boo fuckin hoo, I pay more for that in British Columbia. Just be grateful you got access to cheap liquor while you could

>>9700464
My wife sits beside me and watches me down 4 bottles of wine per day. She doesn't drink.
Thank fuck I got a new job starting next week so I can get out of this rut.
Thank fuck for my Mrs especially.
Wish me luck?
Good luck guys!

>>9701926
does rubbing your dick with dry toilet paper get you off?

like honestly I've never done any butt stuff but it's not like gay dudes' asses are built differently than straights dudes'. Like there's literally a gland that gets stimulated by anal sex in men, straight or gay. I want to get rid of this idea that a dude putting something in their ass is inherently gay (not that there's anything wrong with that).

i keep pissing literally every 5-10 minutes, drinking hard whiskey straight. am i dying? i know alcohol makes you piss a lot (diuretic) but i've never pissed this frequently. starting to worry. maybe over hydrated or dehydrated?

Anyone here been fired for being drunk on the job?
I used to take care of literally retarded people and after a few months I couldn't handle it. Started drinking before work and during and was fired within two months. Rightly so I suppose.

>>9704294
no but i quit a job because i wanted to go home and drink instead of work. i regret it

>>9704294
yup
dont even remember showing up that day, just woke up and my dad was like "you got fired yknow"

>>9700464
Gonna try this again.
What whiskey should I get to drink alone on my 29th birthday friday night?

>>9704294
yeah I drank regularly at work, nobody said anything I'm sure at least one person noticed

though I was mostly working alone in my own area I doubt everyone noticed

>>9704340
fighting cock

https://vimeo.com/243030976
is my house as bad as i think it is

>>9703605

you are such a faggot

>>9704612
depressing desu

>>9704612
nah, looks pretty comfy

also quite clean

what makes you think it's bad?

pulling cheap butterscotch schnapps

how are you fellas tonight?

>>9704612
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bt9zSfinwFA
It's OK.

ahhh why did i not learn about how good food is before this
restorative truly

26h since my last drink and I'm feeling fine

A bit jittery but that's normal after drinking strong coffee for me

not drinking during the week is going well, but im hungry as fuck all the time. I think my body got used to those extra 1500 calories everynight.

tryna lose weight so i guess thats good

>>9704612
cleaner than mine.

you sound sad anon? you bad enough for seizures? also is that a canadian accent?

>>9704824
yes yes and yes
dont think ive had one this week but hey shit gets crazy when you sleep

>>9704294
had the police called after i trash talked an old lady while drunk at Subway. I also got in trouble for providing the jagermeister to a 16 year old girl who was working the same shift. went to jail and they spent about 40 minutes interrogating me trying to get a confession. i got so tired of it i eventually said yes i knowingly gave it to her. fucking cops.

>>9704833
not cheap being an alcohol up there.

hope things look up for you anon. at least you have a nice clean house. im only a mod alcy and my place is always a mess.

do you have a job?

>>9704715
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnTU4dKpoB8

>>9704842
not the past few weeks i did but missed bout a week straight drinking
so no

>>9704858
not tryna be a fucking narc or moralist here but have you tried quitting or cutting back? ive have mild WD and that was fucking terrible. Seizures fuck your head up good though.Hope you dont have to suffer that anon

>>9704871
yeah i did
i have nothing else besides alcohol though so it all seems so hopeless

>>9704877
what makes you think your place is bad?

>>9704838
Well what the fuck else were they supposed to do? Without context, you seem to be in the wrong in that story. Did granny treat you poorly?

>>9704892
its becoming a mess
youll note the vomit in the shower, the cup i havent picked up behind my desk, the general disarray and unpacking
only thing im proud of is my tool closet which i forgot to show, and even then im too fucked up anymore to use half of them

>>9704903
did you recently have some bad news or event happen?

also what do wd seizures feel like

>>9701618
Its already happening with younger millenials and genZ. I havnt carried cash for almost 4 years.

>>9704911
ive only had them once while awake before
best i can describe it is incredibly disorienting, thinking youre going to wake up on the floor but then youre in the same spot you started in
other than that, pissing, shitting, and biting your tongue in your sleep are my indicators

>>9704920
shit that sounds like something i had once but wrote it off to sleep paralysis.

i didnt shit, piss or bite myself though and ive had episodes similar before the heavy drinking.

>>9704911
oh and other than that, not sure if this was dt's or just a result from a bad infection i got due to malnutrition
>go to hospitale for nut pain
>vague memory of scrotal ultrasound
>apparently get wheeled into room and was watching yukon gold, only reason i know is i took a pic on my phone
>fall asleep or something, have dream they're brainwashing me into making food
>go complain to head nurse, she denies it, accuse her of being one of them
>attempt to escape hospital to inform police of whats going on
>can't find exit, eventually peace officer catches up to me
>get fire extinguisher and attempt to brain him with hit
>he takes me down
>next memory we're on a bench and i ask him how they knew to choose me to star in a film
>he asks where the camera crews are, think this means its all a "found footage" type movie
>ask him to remove my hand cuffs, he says no
>think this is because it'll ruin the movie
>???
>get strapped to bed
>think there's a bomb in it and they're going to frame me
>try to move it into bathroom to contain damage
>eventually sleep again i guess
>vague sensation of pissing pants
>hear some guy say he cleaned me up
>not sure what comes next, family visit or being barely able to walk in a walker with 2 dudes assisting me
>next thing i know i wake up ok except i shit myself a bit

>>9704896
She was a complaining bitch who wanted her 5 dollar sandwich made like it cost a billion.

>>9704903
don't beat yourself up over it though, it's really not bad

Other than the vomit not being cleaned I wouldn't think anything of it if I saw that house, just looks normal

>>9704945
shit, so did all of this actually happen or just some dt craziness

>>9704957
i thought it was a dream for a day or so, then the dr told me no one wanted to press charges so....
again not sure if dts since it had been a few days since i drank but they can occur after that time i guess
also i think i almost died due to the whole testicle infection but im not really sure
if i had of went home i would have probably but the doctor wanted me to keep drinking and i was throwing up too much to

>>9704963
sounds like a combo of febrile hallucinations and wd.

i hate when i have normal dreams after heavily drinking, makes me wonder what i did.

how old are you?

>>9704972
27
yeah i guess the dr ordered some random test that basically saved me
spent a month in the hospital, though after the first week i was mostly find

>>9704952
She's at the end stage of her life and you curse her out because she asked for a bit of special treatment. She overreacts (just like your drunk ass did), calls the cops and they come to handle a case of public drunkenness only to discover that you also got a 16 year old drunk during work. Is that the story?

>>9704976
yea im 25.

was drinking bout 8-12 beers a night but tapered and im having luck not drinking during the week. its easy to ramp up once something like a family member or job goes away.

hope things improve for you anon, try and taper or get help if you have it in you

>>9704986
i think im all out of hope here
theres no jobs in what i want to do because i fucked it all up
just getting up the courage for the 'cide
i have my way prepared but fuck its spoopy

>>9704995
how about outside your field?

life gets us all eventually, i know youre suffering now but 27 is still young man. never know if something out there might make life worth it for ya.

not tryna be preachy, never got as deep in the sauce as you but i know after a few days of really hitting it my thinking gets dark, shitty and illogical.

>>9704981
Yep. Being old isnt an excuse though.

>>9705020
is it illogical if this is how you've wanted to do it for 3 years
i just dont know anon theres no future for me on this earth

>>9705042
do you like the woods? Nature? Dogs?

think this might be it
i feel my breathing slowing
rip

>>9705042
>>9705046
but anyways canadabro, i gotta catch some sleep. i hope you dont an hero.

you seem like a cool guy.

>>9705050
falso alarm HOW THE FUCK
DO people sleep sober or even relatively

>>9705104
i notice during the days of withdrawals that i suddenly gasp, when almost asleep. like i stop breathing. thats scary.

>>9701091
Just go to Rothertham & rip Qran in public.
>>9704187
Good luck. Having a day job helps a lot, yes.

>>9704187
you will need to taper down. four bottles a day is a ton. beer is probably easier than wine. look up beer tapering.

>leaving the house sober for the first time in 6 months
This is horrible, my arms are shaking I feel physically ill

I didn't realise I had become this anxious as a person

Drinking gin here, like every night.
I love cookingxdrinkingxmusic
what music do you listen to while you cook, guys?

>>9705171
Its just the elevated cortisol and adrenaline + other nervous system chemicals. using alcohol steadily makes your body compensate for alcohols depressant effect.

It’s been some time since I’ve checked into this thread. Just wanted to send good thoughts to my fellow alcs, wherever and whatever your goal is with the hooch.

I’m on day 4 of drying out. First two days tapered, last night cold turkeyed and woke a little with the jolts. Fucking had the craziest hallucinations when close my eyes, but I’ve gone through this WD cruise enough times to know how to internalize everything and ride through it.

God speed anons

>>9705132
me too. have no idea what it is. sleep apnea i guess except it doesn't happen (or i don't notice) when i've had even a couple of drinks

>>9705171
Sounds like WD mate. The sweats, anxiety, shakey overall malaise feeling.

Get your hands on some water and at least baby sip it. If you weren’t an anxious person before drinking, then it’s not you, it’s the body reacting to the lack of booze.

Hope the waves reside for ya mate

>>9705201
Interesting comments. Last few wd's I had, it occured to me that the mental hell we alcoholics learn to tolerate (withdrawals) is insane. It's a huge amount of panic and anxiety, and we just deal with it.

>>9705032
So the right thing to do is drunkenly curse her out? That old, crabby person might be you one day if you don't calm the fuck down. Ethics aside, you should be careful about triggering a cop visit if you have something to hide.

Unrelated note, sober for a week now after 9 years, gdhxjgxyf km cyc is the way i feel right now

I'm a it over a week into not drinking. How long do I have to keep this up to fully repair my liver? Would a month be over-doing it?

>>9705242
congrats on the week. A week is not easy. How do you feel?

>>9705245
according to my doc it takes a minimum of 2 weeks for the liver inflammation to go down to normal levels.

>>9705250
Thank you. As i said, gdhxjgxyf km cyc

Really though, the worst of it is over in terms of physical pain. Still having trouble sleeping and staying positive, but time heals all

An alcoholic needs a drink, I'm not an alcoholic because I already have one. xD that's where the rubber hits the road gents.

>>9705264
ive done a week, two weeks, three weeks, a few times this year. never got out of the PAWS area yet. extreme boredom and flatline emotion is what happens after the withdrawals fade. at first it seems like heaven because the pain is gone, but then it gets so dreary. Still trying though! people say its good after a couple months.

>>9705274
I guess the silver lining is I've never really been that emotional a person. I get what you mean by boredom, I've just been forcing myself to do everything a "normal" person would do. Goddamn it's boring. That's awesome that you made it to a few weeks. Good luck my friend, i hope we both see what all the fuss of a few months of sobriety is

>>9705226
Home now and I feel perfectly fine

Genuinely believe it's social anxiety worsened by being a recluse and alcohol just calmed me

see how I go over the next few days, hope it's fine

I did get angry though and my first thought was to drink

>>9704294

Not yet but at my old warehouse job some high schooler showed up piss drunk and got fired. Yet a bunch of guys would do lines of meth in the trailers and nobody ever told them shit.

>wisdom teeth removed
>not allowed to drink alcohol until my mouth has healed
;__;7

>>9705902
Vape it/shove up ass

>>9705915
>shove up ass
is that a fucking thing?

>>9705918
Yeah, works

>>9700464
So I don't get how people enjoy alcohol so much. I love getting high and playing video games, I can't do that while drinking. My head is always cloudy and heavy and I can't focus 100% while drunk.

When I smoke or do opiates I can feel warm and nice and happy. It helps me play ffxi which is what I've been playing lately. Just feel nice while I grind all day.

>>9705928
>So I don't get how people enjoy alcohol so much
Get unemployed, friendless and desperate, start drinking everyday, you'll get a good approximation.

>>9705928
>My head is always cloudy
this is what I enjoy

For the most part being drunk isn't that great, a nice buzz is enjoyable though

I drink because it stops my brain, I just zone out and stop thinking and stop giving a shit

>>9705931
>>9705934
I'm a friendless neet though.

>>9705918
>>9705920
it works but be careful not to die, alcohol gets into the blood stream much quicker this way than through the stomach

I know people here would probably be at a lower risk than teenage lightweights but still

>>9705934
My everyday's first drink is to get the buzz, I use the buzz as a pretext for drinking because I hope the bustle I get from it will get me happy, serene and anxious-free to do my daily tasks. But most of the time, 90% of the time, I end up drinking more. I black out, and it's the next morning already.

>>9705902
buy a 5-10ml oral syringe
pull up your dose
lube well
deposit alcohol in rectum

hey al/ck/oholics. i'd appreciate some advice.
my girlfriend told me the other night that she thinks i become a monster "when i drink" (she doesnt know that i always drink, so i assume she means when i drink openly in front of her.) she told me i have to stop drinking, but i obviously cant do that.
i was sober for 2years but last year i stopped taking my antabus and started drinking again. i really dont want her to break up with me because she's legitimately the only friend i have. i dont want her to be worried about me. i thought about just covertly drinking, but i realised she will smell the booze on my breath. i'm not sure what to do because i really dont want to give up drinking.

The cravings I get for sugary shit after quitting booze is intense.

>>9705981
The moment you have to start lubing up to gset drunk is the point you really should take a long hard think about cutting down and fast. Fag.

>>9705995
I would recommend quitting drinking

>>9706015
nothing gay about rectal administration
you sound insecure

>>9706015
Even if it were gay are you seriously homophobic? Are you some retarded inbred or something? What kind of modern human can't accept the fact that any sexuality is natural.

I feel bad for you insecure repressed subhuman.

>>9706072
please refrain from trolling in al/ck/

>>9703694
>Drinking yourself to death is immensely painful and terrifying.

big guy?

>>9705995
rule #1 for keeping a woman is caving in to her every demand and seeking her approval. Women like it when a guy can be swayed and manipulated so easily

>>9706165
>taking an animeposter seriously

>>9706165
I honestly think women are all sociopaths, the desire to sway and manipulate someone and take pleasure in doing so really seems evil to me. Lost my best friend because he shacked up with a girl like that who was constantly changing him into the person she wanted and now the poor fuck is alone, not a real friend in the world.

What are those flashlights I see when hungover?

how do I deal with codependent friends? I can't keep sober around them and the bitterness and selfloathing I feel because of it is enough to make me drink alone again. keep in mind im an autist and I can't just tell them how it is because we live in a small town and people are insane enough to take absolutely everything personal.

>>9704002
How old are you? How long have You been drinking?

>>9704903
Dude there are people who aren't alcs and don't have mental issues who have messier houses than that. Forget about it.

>>9705995
Two solutions : quit drinking or quit your gf.

>>9706165
I hope you die of organ failure, since that seems like a positive outcome to you.

>>9706609
I'm afraid your female gender is showing. May I buy you a drink, m'lady?

Every time I think about giving up drink I just have to go to work and be surrounded by people I hate and that thought immediately goes away.

>>9706630
That depends can I fuck you in your ass until it bleeds?

>>9706682
Not him but what were you responding to?

It's bux day again, lads.

>>9706682
Poor thing, did this happened to you?!

fucking Leffe
its so good
and so strong

>>9706710
Are you incapable of following a comment chain?
>>9706764
Maybe

I feel like a faggot because I fell in love with a beer that legitimately smells and tastes exactly like fruit gummies.

>>9706939
what is it?

>have to go to work in 34 minutes
>didn't have a drink today
>haven't drank in 4 days
>want a fucking drink so bad
I work at a liquor store. HELP

>>9706334
Rule #1 for any situation: do what you gotta do to survive.

>tfw i had two glasses of red wine yesterday when I was cooking and eating dinner and called it a day

Is this what being a smug normie feels like?

>>9707051
Just spend your shift watching all the pathetic losers come in and buy 5 40oz king cobras and ride away on their rusted bicycles.

>>9702216
3 minutes

>>9706939
Black cherry ain’t it? Black cherry Mike’s tastes exactly like gummy lifesavers.

>>9707110
The boozers here mostly grab Sköl or Fleischy Whiskey...nice people but I sweat if I have to hear one more time "I'm having people over" I'll choke my chicken behind the counter.

>>9705995
do it for her anon

>>9707110
I wish we had 40z in Europe. Something about it seems comfy about it.

>>9707203
Having a 40oz as a high school kid, likely while smoking mediocre pot, is indeed very very comfy. Probably not as much as if you were 25 or 30 though.

>>9707216
Here it was more like 500ml cans of extra strength lager and hash spliffs.

Also pretty comfy though.

>>9707037
>>9707159
Jolly Traveler Winter Shandy. Average scoring, but I find it really easy and fun to drink.

I'm 22, no job, no car, and no phone. At this point I'm seen as a failure by my family. After High School I bullshitted around with my whore ex of three years and worked retail. I didn't drink yesterday but will today as I make up an excuse. I think I might do Khan Academy and try to join the US Army. Too stupid to join Chair Force. Maybe then I'll be an alcoholic soldier with mediocre income. Cheers

>>9705915
>>9705981
>taking blood thinners while you have an inch deep gaping wound in your jaw

>>9707216
>when you end up drinking 5-6 7% alc 40s out of a beer mug per day at $10-12
>smoke a $20 gram per day
>eat 6-7lbs of food

How did we get like this? The inebriants aren't working, send help.

>>9706923
Nevermind, you seem so angry I regret trolling you.

>>9707890
>trolling alkies on 4chan
If only I could be as cool as you

>>9707718
How fat are you?

Its a friends never respond while drunk episode, told them to fuck off and deleted them.

>>9707947
I'm a 145lb autistic kid. I do not know how I got to two gallons of beer a day without it affecting my weight.

>>9708020
It's the mountain of food as well.

I bet you're quite young to have such a metabolism.

>>9707920
You're too angry for that

>>9708539
FUCK YOU IM NOT ANGRY

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/11/15/scotland-become-first-country-world-introduce-minimum-pricing/

F

4 days of sobriety under my belt, fellows. Now I must survive my first weekend without a bender. Wish me luck.

How many days a week do you guys drink on average?

>>9707322
The army isnt some easy thing that you automatically give up and find success in. If you cant control your alcoholism you wont last in the army.

>>9708618
Thats going to be really hard. My only suggestion would be to go somewhere away from your usual hangouts. and stay there.

>>9708569
Drunk then ?

>>9708010
this pisses me off so much

i've ended lots of friendships because of it

>>9701713
M8 I pay more then that here, by quite a bit

Its BS, the govt thinks it stops drunks, all it does is make them pay more and commit more crimes (the really desperate ones who steal it)

>>9708010
>>9708683
Same here. Alcohol is a great catalyst to tell people what you want to tell them.

>>9708010
friends don't respond when they're drunk or you are?

>>9708625
>>9708625
6

>>9708707
not that person

but friends not responding in general

nothing to do with me drinking

though I'm definitely more inclined to delete people when drunk

I just got a 300 dollar fine for flying my drone in a empty rite aid parking lot, Literally not one fucking person in this parking lot (It's a closed rite aid).

The police drove up behind me and asked me for my registration for the drone, I didn't know what the cop was talking about and thought he was mistaken so I tried to argue my point politely that I'm not even close to an airport and the drone isn't in record mode filming anyone.

Then I got a 300 dollar fine and told I would go to jail the next time I'm caught flying an unmanned aircraft system without a permit from the FAA and I would also go to jail the next time he saw me drinking alcohol in public (I had one unopened beer in my pocket).

Literally standing 4 blocks from my house minding my own business in a dark ass rite aid parking lot, Not driving a car or being disruptive and that is what I get.


Fucking worthless pigs, They probably could have arrested 4 REAL criminals in the hour that cop bothered me

>>9708975
probably could have avoided it all if you treated them better

>>9709007
How did I treat that cop badly?

Please tell me, Apparently you were there so you should know.

>>9708856
i often respond days later to people if at all

you girls need to be less sensitive and give people space

>>9709044
did I say you treated him badly? no

however you treated them I'm sure you could have done it better and avoided the fine

What's the most cost-effective way to get drunk where you live?

>>9709162
why are you asking? do you need assistance?

>>9709162
boxed wine

4 months sober, decided to buy a bottle today

i think the cashier recognized me

>>9708856
I'm more inclined to be unfriended after saying shit when drunk.

>>9709164
I'm asking out of curiosity and I'm running low on cash.

>>9709180
Funnel a beer up your ass

>>9709162
Cheapest per unit of alcohol is probably shitty lager for €0.34 per 500ml. Getting drunk off of lager is shit though.

>>9709180
Do you have a calculator at hand?
volume*ABV/price should be the highest.

It depends on local taxes. Everclear, bottom shelf vodka, hobo wine, hobo beer/cider have the cheapest ethanol depending on taxes, regulations and availability.

>>9709222
Flat beer then. Carbonation isn't recommended there.

>48 hours sober
Feeling fine desu
No withrdawals
Not feeling an urge to go out and get alcohol

I think the real test will be when someone sets me off cause I used alcohol as coping mechanism

I have to say, with the clarity of thought my mind has spiraled down even more into bad thoughts

>>9709239
I made a calculator ages ago for exactly this

It works brilliantly, the lower the end number, the cheaper it is

>>9709162
the asnwer for this is the same everywhere: DIY

Been without for four straight days now. Been more productive and active already.

Feeling too much bros. I just accepted a really great job offer. 10 grand more than I was making before, great environment and opportunities. I dropped the hammer on my current job just a couple of hours ago, put in my two weeks. I feel like such shit. They are like family (super small company). I legit love my bosses like parents. I fucking hate feeling this shit. So I'm going back to my usual bullshit of numbing it with Knob.

I wish I wasn't afraid of feelings bros.

>>9709554
good on ya lad

Don't understand how I time after time manage to convince myself to 'just have a couple of pints with friends', that everytime turn into me drinking by myself for the rest of the week.

how do u all drink and deal the the nausea afterwards?
genuinely curious, i drink but not at some of these posted levels

DAMMIT I NEED A DRINK HERE WE GO

>>9709625
When I feel good, I drink, eat, and be merry. When I feel bad, I puke, lie in bed, and stare longingly at the shotgun and imagine how quick I could end it all.

That's basically my life for the past 10 years.

Those of you who have been able to stay dry for a longer period of time, how do you cope with the boredom that comes with it? After a while I always start feeling like 'changing my mind frame' again, and that's when I always relapse.

>>9709665
for me it helped when i had someone to hang out with or do stuff,
otherwise id just relapse back into booze like you

its tough being sober man

>>9709665
its not just the boredom. its also the emotional flatline. nothing feels good.

so it becomes a fight between drunkenness and withdrawals, and boredom and feeling dead.

>>9709698
You need to be sober for a while before the anhedonia starts to pass. If you won’t give it time you’ll never make it past the surf into the open waters of healthy sober neurochemistry

>>9709869

when the fucking anhedonia passes, your just a fucking empty shell of a person. Alcohol has destroyed anything that resemblance a personality or anything.

not the same guy, but i know what he goes through. Its mental hell

>>9709869
I have heard that and I believe it. Problem is, I have burnt my pleasure centers with IV heroin and tons of alcohol abuse. I dont think I can get back to normal. Hehe.

>>9710045
Bipolarfag here. I know what you mean. I only feel happiness when I drink.

>>9709564

You shouldnt have left

i love liquor, especially whisky/whiskey
mostly scotch, but bourbon too.
i love the taste of a good bottle of some quality spirits
but i think i drink too much, so try to go a day or a few days or a couple weeks without
i had some sake w/lunch and i’m trying not to drink anything else today, but this thread is really tempting me

>>9710092

so fucking drink you piece of shit instead of being a tease

>>9710113
nah i’m just going to go to sleep.
good night faget

>>9710170

sleep tight "faget"

Hi /ck/. Getting drunk with an online friend tonight, but live with roomie and no car so just drinking what they have. Just polished off about 5-6 ounces of captain morgan coconut rum 45% alcohol and now onto some banana flavored rum 20%.

I am a little bitch when it comes to alcohol, I hate it. Hate the taste, hate sipping it, hate the burning, so I've only ever been drunk once and I dont even know if I noticed myself being drunk. How can I tell when I get drunk? I'm mixing it with coke and the banana rum seems so much more smooth than the coconut. My eyes feel a bit weird, head lighter, but I don't feel that drunk, I'm still coherent and no cognitive dissonance. 6'1 220lbs btw

>>9710553
>How can I tell when I get drunk?
keep drinking until you notice

trust me you'll notice

>>9710565
I think i might be buzzed. It's hard to type words, even though I seem to be doing a good job at it. Head super light now. Gonna keep drinking though, feels nice and I keep giggling at stupid youtube videos.

>>9710567
>i think I might
just keep drinking, you will know when you're fucking drunk.

what a dumb question

>>9710576
Hey dont bully, I wasn't a drinker in high school. I only smoked pot. And when i turned 21 i didnt even get drunk. This is basically my firsttime.

>>9710580
it's a dumb question

>>9710602
but there are different levels of drunk. you can feel "different" than normal and just be buzzed, you can be slightly drunk, very drunk, shitfaced, etc. You're just a dick

boredom is a recovering alcoholics worst nightmare

next >>9710632

Working 70+ hrs a week is the only way I can stay sober. One job is not enough for me still too much idle time, boredom which leads to drinking.

>>9706072
>any sexuality is natural.
Like fucking children or animals?
You pathetic braindead liberal degenerate...

>insecure repressed subhuman.
Marxism 101 - anyone whos opinion differs from the one our jewish masters put in our heads is a subhuman.