/ck/ - Food & Cooking

dirt?

>>9663684
>what are you making?
>dirt

bad answer anonymous

please clean up
please stop making whatever that is

>>9663690
It would be accurate

>>9663702
See? It's annoying when things don't have names.

Please post more pictures of your kitchen. Mine is in a similar state and I need motivation to clean it up.

>>9663726
this is where the magic happens

>>9663682
>>9663734
Kill yourself you disgusting hoarder

I come to /ck/ to feel better about my life and it always works

Why is it so hard to throw away literal garbage? Jesus fuck, you are lazy and disgusting.

>>9663734

I deny having knowledge of this image.

>>9663771
the garbage can is just a concept

Crackhead Surprise.

>>9663829
hahahahaha!!!! fuck. that was funny.

>>9663682
>I can think of
so why don't you go ahead and do it

> People sometimes ask me what I am making

I don't think so.

>>9664478
I think so. They are probably very very concerned.

>>9663682
fridgebro is that you?

>>9663682
The masao?

>>9664513
>the sour cream

>>9663734
Why would you ever choose to live like this

>>9663734

post pics of bathroom

>>9663734
I recognize those cabinets..

>>9664520
>open it

>>9664565
This

>>9663734

>>9664520
YES

>>9664517
My thoughts too

>>9663734
>inb4 S O U R

>>9663682
Stove-chan doesn't deserve this.

>>9663734
why even pay for rent if you're going to live like you're homeless?

>>9664988
why even post on an imageboard if your reaction images suck

mysteries abound

>>9664478
it happened once!

>>9665082
Says the retard posting animu.
Ironing.

>>9663682
jesus the state some of these niggas be living in makes black people look good.

>>9663734
arite show me... toilet for 500

>>9663734
Fucken nasty ass nigga

>>9664565
>>9664660
>>9665473
Fine

>>9664593
anyone have the /b/ screen cap of the the dude microwaving rancid sour creme and eating it in his shit tier hoarder home?

>>9665560
My stomach literally just turned. You need help.

>>9665560
Why has this happened?

>>9663682
call it "infection"

when they find your dead body in your house and autopsy it, that is what your intestinal tract will look like

>>9663682
>>9663734
>>9665560
okay now show us your piss bottles

>>9665560

>>9665560
great thread great thread

>>9665609
I got a few (You)s ;^)

>>9665567

>>9663682
>people sometimes ask
please dont tell me you let people in that hoarder tier disgusting kitchen

>>9665617
hey dickhead I was letting you impersonate me because I was too lazy to photograph my bathroom but now you're just giving me a bad name why couldn't you even properly crop the image so that wouldn't happen god you're dumb

>>9665667
>but now you're just giving me a bad name
Yeah man. Your first wo photos left such a positive image of you.

>>9665681
tch. they left an image of a man who's positively unconcerned with his image, unlike you new-males.

>>9665667
>>9665689
>implying your bathroom isnt as bad or worse
you probably have dead cats under something

>>9665726
i wish that fucker was dead, but he's just like me. Alive for no reason.

post your bathroom already

>>9665798
honestly i don't even consider it dirty, i mean, my kitchen is objectively dirty, but the way you guys act you'll probably call the health inspector for your phony ptsd

>>9665560
You're a disgusting fucking animal

>>9665810
Sorry bro. It's dirty

>>9665625
Thank you, I've been looking for this

If you choose to live in filth that is your perogative.

But I cannot condone you torturing an animal. I have to ask you remove the animal from your home and place it into the care of someone who can properly facilitate it.

Please do not allow your poor life choices to harm your pet.

>>9665864
>thinks a person who lives like this has any sanctity for life whatsoever

>>9665864
my poor life choices are the only reason that animal is still alive in the first place and not dead on the street. Should have never taken it in.

>>9665810

you are a subhuman disgusting trash.

looks like cincinnati chili

>>9665109
anime website

>>9663734
i recognize this meme

also toasting in an ebin bread

>>9663771
i find it easy to throw garbage, what i find it difficult is to throw paper garbage out, and yah, this thread is making me feel better about the state of my room which looks like a princess's quarters by comparsion.

fuck you guys i'm going to bed and maybe to teach english in the middle of russia for all the difference it makes at this point.

My brother spoke to me and I realized I can do him a favour and not live his life and go be a freewheeler like I should.

>>9665810
Let's see the bottles. You're not getting away without posting them.

>>9665560
Motherfucker, I'm drinking coffee.

>>9665810
More pics please Anon!

>>9664520
>Sour cream

>>9665667

POST THEM

>>9665810

now inside fridge

>>9665810
Does it hurt to get some fucking clorox and a scrubber??

>>9666001
>>9666011
there's not much more to see. my bathroom adjoins the kitchen, it's my only "seperate" room, and my computer and chair is right next to the stove. My bed is just a bed on the other wall. I live a quaint life in my slummy part of town. I'm not even the dirtiest resident of this apartment block. The girl next door, she doesn't keep her trash nicely organized in a pile like mine, it is spread out over the whole floor about a foot deep, with paths where one would walk, whereas mine is piled high, but only in one corner.

>>9666028
what's the point. what happens if it's clean?

>>9666035
Post the bottles already. Don't pretend you don't have them.

>>9665625
That's the one thanks!

this is the opposite wall

>>9666066
I see your piss pot but where are the bottles?

>>9666066
Play any vidya?

this is my fridge

>>9666071
mister my dick is too big alright i use toilets and urinals and and forests and one time I just stayed in my chair because I was too lazy to rise and later just left the chair on a streetcorner but honestly it just felt great everyone should just piss themselves where they sit once to see how wonderful it is.

>>9666072
yeah I am playing trails in the sky 4 right now

>>9666089
>kurisu
Is that banana pudding or lemon jello in there?

>>9666122
well I have neither of those things in my fridge if that answers your question

>>9666089
i mean you said what is the point of cleaning your toilet and maybe just maybe we might understand it is where you shit. but the fridge? it is where you store your food my nigga.

>>9666134
What's in your anime cups?

>>9666138
water and cream

>>9666141
Why???

>>9665911
>cincinnati chili
I had to look that one up and OMG, you called that.

>also, Cleveland Steamer

>>9663734
Wait, are you the cooking with hoarders guy?

>>9664513
Oh god, I forgot about fridgbro

>>9666141
water okay, cream though?

>>9663682
Spaghetti and beans?
Also clean your stove.

>>9665911
thanks mister

>>9666676
no thanks mister

>>9666780
what is wrong with keeping my extra cream in cups?

I hope the anon who webm related couldn't open his fridge is doing OK now.

>>9666089
How are you still alive?

>>9663682
CLEAN YOUR FUCKING KITCHEN

>>9663734
>tfw hoarders who can't possibly hold a decent job smelling like feces and rotten food all the time have better kitchens than you could find wagecucking and then ruin them by being filthy animals

>>9670004
>that extra feel when you realize most of them are on Section 8, that all Section 8/housing assistance places end up somewhat like this if not worse, and you have to wagecuck almost twice as hard for your overpriced nofeatures apartment in order to pay taxes for the places nicer than you can afford to be occupied and ruined

>>9668946
Wew

>>9663734
Cooking with hoarders is kino

>>9663690
Who is this cream machine?

>>9665560
>this fucking who seems awfully clean
How?

>>9671442
*toilet sea

>>9663734

>and my mother thinks I'm a failure

Why the fuck would you live like this?

>>9666066
hey dude whats your cats Name? greetz from germany

>>9671522
well no one ever comes to clean it like they say they will, there was a cokehead who actually had a work ethic for a while, that's why my bathroom is so clean, but he's gone.

>>9671636
I don't tell people my cat's name, generally.

>>9672914
i would be a loyal friend to ya and help to clean your apartment
but please tell me its name, give me a reason to Smile

>>9665617
>/tv/
Why am I not surprised

>>9663682
damnit dave stop being a packrat and do some cleaning

>>9663682
Vomit

>>9663734
Why is there Tide in the kitchen?

>>9663734
HAHAHAHAHH

inb4 cottage cheese bro is back

>>9665560
anon wtf stop being a gross caveman and clean that bathroom up gross

>>9665625
too gross and funny at the same time oh shit zaahahahahahh man that anon is fucking sick guy must have some mental illness so i shouldent laugh but still its kinda funny

>>9666089
You could easily clean that up in 30 minutes. I've seen much worse

>>9668946

>>9666066
morgana is clearly disgusted by your life choices
now go to bed

>>9663682
slop

>no word for it

You just don't know enough words

>>9674144
Well mister, that's how you learn, isnit?

>>9673440
cookie
>>9673539
where else would it be
>>9673577
I know, I've cleaned it before. but it all just returns to nothing

>>9674144
That's no stew
It's obviously fried pasta with garlic and beans in tomato sauce

>>9663682
Jsut call it what it is OP. Different half cooked pasta and beans... You damn bean boy

>>9665810
I feel really bad for your cat, anon
it's one thing to choose to live in squalor yourself, but your cat doesn't have a choice about how it lives

>>9666035
marry that girl

>>9666089
>condiments, liquor and cheddar cheese in the vegetable crisper

>>9666089
Why do you refrigerate unopened ragu?

>>9674899
it's also a cat

>>9674402
Image search slumgullion and see what comes up

>>9676652
Looks tasty desu

>>9675033
I dunno so it's cold I suppose, never much thought about it. Refrigeration is ideal for most things though.

You guys might have a point though it's almost time to clean this up it's kind of getting bad.

>>9668946
I don't understand why you wouldn't just grab some garbage bags, and throw EVERYTHING out.
The computer too.
You need to a fresh start.

>>9665810
Fucking retard give your cat to a loving family. And then kys. Trashscum

>>9680562
*continued
If your too subhuman to get on a minimal level of cleaning.

At least clean the fucking cat toilet