/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9652031
Just spray you beenis load all over it and call it done, man.

>>9652031
If my spouse asked for a cake like this I'd probably call it off

>>9652031
I wouldnt even want to eat it, but the again I'm probably a poorfag compared to the people who had this made.

The bigger and showier the wedding cake the more shit it actually is to eat desu. I'd rather just order a diorama/sculpture of the thing rather than have it in cake form so it wouldn't end up broken down or in a freezer by the end of the night.

There has only been one wedding that I've been to that had decent cake, but that's because the mother was a baker and it was a non-flashy wedding.

>>9652031
Shit like this confirms that we were right to just make a few trays of brownies, arrange them in a stack, and put the topper on it.

>>9652039
The only people who can afford a cake like that are so rich, they honestly don't give a fuck.

You're obviously not rich or anywhere close to rich. At a certain level of wealth, none of this bothers you.

>>9652065
Yeah yeah totally, I'm quite poor
It's a common thing to see couples spend outside their means for wedding/honeymoon and I hope to avoid that should I ever get married

>>9652065
Spoken like a true new money pleb. Guess how I know your only second generation?

>>9652065
Not that anon but how much would a cake like this run? I have no idea about wedding cake prices or really any cake costs desu

>>9652039
>>9652065
>>9652070
I'd probably just take the time to make it myself, if I had a cold enough room.

>>9652039
>spouse
Fuck off with your safe words tumblr

>>9652081
For reference, this is an $80,000 cake. But this cake is mostly cake, whereas OP cake is mostly sugar work and non-edible pieces.

Even so, I'd estimate OP cake is somewhere in the 60-80k range, because it is more artistry than bakery expertise.

>>9652107
That's a nice looking cake. So the majority of the cost is really in the artist work going into the cake and not that it's a kick ass cake?

what percentage of the cake is edible material?
I declare using anything more than a dowel to stabilize layers for transport and it is not a cake

fucking duff
WOOD AND RICE CRISPY TREATS ARE NOT CAKE YOU FAT FUCK!

>>9652118
Correct.

>>9652107
Fuck, how things have changed. My wedding cake looked remarkably similar, minus two tiers, AND was delicious to boot, and it only cost $600. But, that's been a decade ago, so I guess the wedding industry has gotten even more greedy than I expected.

>>9652105
How is spouse a safe word

>>9652156
If it makes you feel better, that cake belongs to a Royal family, so it probably had diamonds studded around it, as well as "premium" ingredients like the rarest of rare vanilla. They most certainly paid for the brand as well. Whoever baked it is undoubtedly a designer level baker who only bakes extraordinarily expensive things for expensive customers.

>>9652156
Normal people don't spend much and don't need to. That cake is expensive because of where it is coming from, not actually what it is. Like it is a "name brand" cake and yours was a knock off China model.

>>9652167
Excuse me, but my cake was made by a private wedding cake specialist, and we picked her on purpose because of her reputation and exquisite quality of the cakes. We didn't go "cheap" in the least, I just think it was a different time. She also made the groom's cake, which was also amazing.

>>9652107
There's actually only six layers of edible cake there. The bottom three layers are for all the guests, and the top three are what they call "anniversary cake", because the tradition is to save some of your wedding cake to eat on your first anniversary for good luck. We did the same, but just with the top layer.

>>9652031
Notice the two chinks in the center are actual people.

>>9652159
Same shit as "partner"
Not the other guy btw

>>9652185
Get a load of this guy.

>>9652159
Just say wife or husband you fuck

>>9652156
>>9652107
There's a difference in expectation too.
If you're a billionaire and you take the wedding party to McDonald's you're probably gonna be on the news.

>>9653169
>>9653148
>Term is used for centuries to describe husbands and wives
>OMG le tumblr safe word!!! Quick, make a bad screencap and upload it to /r/4chan!!

Fuck off, you fucking faggots. Eat buckshot. Nobody is going to change the English language because of some fucking internet teenyboppers who go on here instead of doing their algebra homework.

>>9652065
Isn't the point of a wedding to spend so much of your money that you can barely afford it?
So even for a rich guy I'd assume that this cake actually cost a lot for him.

>>9653843
No, the point of a wedding is to get married.

>>9653844
If that were true then people would just get their slip for marriage and not have a ceremony.

>>9653815
Thats the party I wanna show up to tho.

>>9653848
And many do.
Wedding parties are a celebration of their "union".
Do people always spend as much money as possible on weddings where you're from? That seems insane. Especially when the couple is just about to start a life together.
>>9653849
Yeah, but everyone can do that. Some people are expected to do better.

>>9653859
Some people go into debt from the wedding alone. It doesn't help that people feel like they need to spend a ton of money on a ring as well.

>>9653863
How absurd.

>>9652041
>I wouldnt even want to eat it
it's probably inedible

>>9652031
but nearly all of that will just be icing.

fucking stupid

The better question is, would it hurt if you landed on it? And can I fuck it without slicing my dick up on razor sharp glaze?

I went to a wedding recently where the cake was an understated affair, and to my surprise was a red velvet cake.

It was absolutely amazing and it wasn't even that expensive.

>>9652185
It was just an analogy dude. It's like comparing a high quality drawing to somethif by da vinci. Your cake was good, but the maker didn't have the aura.

>>9653975
>the aura
This is why people laugh at you.

>>9652185
>Excuse me
hahahaha

In Ukraine they have wedding bread known as korovai.

>>9653826
Actually I'm procrastinating classical mechanics

>>9652031
What's the rent like in these things?

>>9653148
>>9653169
It's been a term used for I don't even know how long.
Also if someone uses "husband" they're usually berated for being a woman or a faggot.

>>9652031
I guarantee that whoever's cake that was will be divorced in a year.

>>9654421
Looks delicious tbqh famalam

>>9656457
Ok.

>>9652074
>guess how i know your

All I can imagine happening with this cake is someone tripping and falling into it in some 80s or 90s comedy.

>>9652105
What the fuck, anon.

>>9652031
is this even edible

>>9652105
You people have serious problems. Add to the discussion or don't respond at all. Triggered faggot.

>>9652201
What a terrible tradition. I wouldn't eat cake that's one week old, let alone one year old.

>>9652031
Needs more piped frosting rosettes OP.

>>9652185
Haven't seen someone get this defensive over a fucking cake in ages.

>>9658794
Jesus Christ it's a pink splog sponge penis.

>>9657415
Don't be stupid. You freeze the cake. As long as it's been wrapped properly, it tastes fine. The frosting ( fondant works best) protects it as well.

>>9657027
No, it's mostly sugar work and plastic supports.

>>9652105
>gets triggered by words on the internet
>calls someone else tumblr

I don't even like cake. If I got married I'd just pick one up at Safeway on the way there, or better yet just not get one and order in wedding pizzas instead.

>>9652118
Not the work, the quality guarantee and the name involved.

Could get you get 10 cakes of similar quality for her per hour costs? Sure. Would they be flawless 100 times out of a 100, doubtful.

>>9654421
Damn, that's a beautiful cake. Very old world

>>9657027
100% edible. Everything you see you can eat

>>9660639
>implying you wouldn't just do whatever the fuck your wife wants

>>9652185
go back to facebook normalfag,

>>9658794
>alright anon, here's your production list for the day
> - 100x batch of buttercream frosting
> - 1000 white rosettes
> - 1000 light pink rosettes
> - 1000 pink rosettes

>>9660704
Ha, I just check back in this thread. People sure got riled up, huh? Just fyi, I've never had a Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Pinterest, or even an ancient MySpace account. I don't do social media, at ALL. It's for the stupid. So bite me, faggot.
t."normalfag"

>>9660700
This. Since most brides families pay for the wedding, she'll get whatever she wants. If you want to make the decisions, you'll have to pony up.

>>9660700
>implying I'll ever have a wife

I can't even get a job, let alone a date. The entire scenario was hypothetical anyway.

>>9660741
>no reddit listed in his no frequent list

Go bag to reddit then, normalfag.

>>9652031
i just realized that those are figures in the centre and not actual people

i thought this was some massive wedding cake

They spent that much on the cake and the figures look like they came from the dollar store.

>>9652107
I had a piece of this cake it was pretty good desu

>>9657331
>policing comments
fuck off back to l e d d i t faggot

>>9652201

save a piece for the day you sign the divorce

>>9653863

my dike cousin spent $50k on her gay wedding just to piss off her parents

>>9661379
that's a roastie thing not a dyke thing, my straight roastie cousins each spent like six figures on their "dream" weddings. thinking about it makes me sick

all of my gay dude friends who have gotten married did the ceremony at city hall. I wish I was a fag, life would be so much simpler without roasties

>>9655340
Exactly why it’s a safe word. It’s a way to avoid revealing information

The best wedding I personally ever had wasn't even a traditional wedding cake. Every table had a huge bowl of trifle in the middle. The cake was rum soaked, had the lightest airy cream and the raspberries, strawberry's and blackberries were all the perfect mix of not too sweet and not too tart.

>>9652185
Roastie detected. No man cares about wedding cakes this much

>>9661426
you sound gay as fuck faggot

>>9661432
Why are you so insecure with your sexuality anon?

>>9661409
>I wish I was a fag
Pretty sure you are a fag.

>>9661379
You are also a dyke.

>>9661373
Decent people who marry for the right reasons don't get divorced. Only shitheels, and people who've been involved in donestic abuse get divorced.

>>9660823
Lol, as if. I said I don't do social media. Plebbit, afaik, is still a social media site, because you have to sign up i think. So no, I don't use that either.

>>9661491
>forums are all social media because you have to sign up to use them

Think before typing next time.

>>9652185
>excuse me
hee hee
I love the smell of butthurt in the mornibg.

>>9652105
lmao

>>9661409
>roastie
You are a fag, silly.
You don't like women, ergo, fag.

>>9661507
Goddamn, you're stupid.

>>9661535
wanting to have sex with something doesn't require you to like it

>>9652105
Imagine being this triggered over words on the internet.
/pol/ truly is the new cancer.

>>9653863
>people falling for the 2 months salary meme
Anyone who legitimately thinks that's an acceptable amount of money to drop on a ring needs to be fucking castrated.

>>9661824
Tell me where she shits and I'll go roll in it.

>>9661857
Kinda depends on your salary but yeah you can get a big diamond for $2k

>>9661888
>diamond rings
They don't even look good senpai

>>9661923
If you want to kick your engagement off with disappointment then be my guest. It will sufficiently lower her expectations for the wedding night at least

>>9661940
I dunno, I think a silver ring with a nice blue gemstone would look a hell of a lot better than a gold ring with a diamond.

This isn't a money issue.

>>9661985
No you do silver or white gold ring with a diamond. But stick with the diamond

>>9661940
What's funny is I actually got what >>9661985 described and she still loved it. It all depends on the girl, really.
>>9662024
>other people aren't allowed to do things differently REEEE
Okay boomer.

If she really loved you then you wouldn't need to bribe her with a ring in the first place.

>>9662048
poorfag much?

>>9662059
No, but I'd still rather not waste money on a piece of junk jewelry when that money could be better spent toward buying a better house later on down the line, especially when she's just going to get another ring at the wedding anyway and the engagement one will just sit in a drawer.

>>9662039
>she still loved it. It all depends on the girl, really.

I think the term is "it's the thought that counts." If they're getting all pissy about not getting the most expensive ring, maybe they're not quite right in the head.

In a perfect world, they should be happy to get a ring and the wish for you to marry them.

>>9662130
Yeah that's what I meant. Either way she absolutely adores it which is the important part.

>>9652031
looks retarded and overpriced desu

>>9662126
The sentimental value is priceless, but I doubt you'd understand you soulless jew

>>9652185
Huh, didn't know older women posted on 4chan. See new posts every day huh?

>>9662202
That's pretty hurtful anon.

>>9655340
this is a women's board though.

the ridiculous thing is, everyone knows in heterosexual weddings only the woman gets to choose things like the cake.

>>9661836
Fuck off back to your safe space, cuck
also >>9657331 can join you since he’s clearly a triggered numale
>>>/reddit/
Now fuck off

>>9662143
I'm sure she didn't just pretend to like it to spare your feelings

basic but delicious

>>9662779
It's okay anon, I'm sure you'll find a girl (female) some day who won't spurn your advances.

>>9662837
>liking a fucking gemstone as an engagement ring
where on the scale of quirky fat bitch to full tumbrl landwhale is she?

>>9662614
>using a cartoon character to express yourself
>still using outdated words like cuck

Son, you've outed yourself as a dumbass. I suggest rethinking your life.

>>9662217
Oh my dear anon, you are so naive.

>>9661985
Quick and useful story:
>I was the first of my older sister and I to get engaged
>my husaband had his grandmother's old mine cut, emerald cut diamond ring reset in a new, more modern gold setting for me when he proposed. It was a total surprise, I had no idea, and he picked the setting and his father gave him his mother's ring, and even with zero input from me, it was so special and beautiful.
>a few years later, my older sister gets engaged. She told her husaband what she wanted and helped pick out the ring.
>she wanted something the polar opposite of what I had, so she insisted she wanted a sapphire ring in white gold with diamonds, like princess Diana, except smaller.
>to this day, she still gets pissed that my ring is valued by insurance and gemologists more than hers, even though I honestly don't care about that aspect, it's important to me for sentimental reasons
>mfw you either love someone enough to appreciate everything they do to make you happy, or you're constantly unsatisfied and bitter because of your own choices.

>>9662614
>calls everyone else triggered when he is clearly the one triggered

Feeling a little sore over not having, ahem, an SO, anon? :^)

>>9652105
Boi /pol/ is the new tumblr