/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9622556
Save it.

>>9622556
Go get a good steak my man, Assassins Creed can wait.

>>9622556
This will never not trigger me

>>9622556
>2017
>eating meat

>>9622556
>Not knowing how to cook a perfect steak on their own
>Not knowing how to pirate
You could get both these things for $5

> Medium well

This is bait. Why would you lie on the internet.

>>9622556
>spending that much money on ONE MEAL

what a waste of money

Do you want something that lasts you for a few hours of middling entertainment, or do you want something that's extremely enjoyable for a shorter amount of time? Just follow your feelings.

20 dollar bud sack
20 dollars worth of your choice of alcohol
5 on cigarettes
15 on fast food

This is the over 21 neet special

>>9622556

AC Origins, because that meat looks terrible

>>9622556
>medium-well

Might as well be eating charcoal at that point.

Besides, that money would give you more quantifiable pleasure by buying some nice green tea leaves instead.

>>9622556
>that ""steak"
kys this instant

>>9622556
>medium-well

>>9622556
> Medium well

It'd be more enjoyable to just buy a physical copy of AC: Origins and eat that.

steak

Anything's better than an Assissin's Creed game, senpai.

The meal has a greater replay value too if you take home a doggie bag.

>>9622562
Hey, a man can have his preferences. I'm more of a rare guy as well, but I can appreciate foods of all kind.

>>9622556
Steak and ask for Ketchup.

Your cook will literally want to kill himself in the back if it's not a mexican.

>>9622556
Anything more cooked than medium-rare is an abomination, even medium-rare fucking sucks. I only ever eat blue or rare. You're destroying all taste and moisture. I've worked in a couple of steakhouses, and the employees WILL shit-talk and mock you behind your back if you go for anything over medium.

>Medium-well

That thing's going to be darker than the kangz in Origins.

>>9622564
>buying food at the dollar store

I'd rather you buy the game than ruin a perfectly good cut of meat

>>9622556
Buy 4 good indie games instead for $15 each.

>>9622575
why is it even a fucking option then

Favorite cut of steak
Preferred doneness
Go

Prime Rib
Medium-rare

>>9622577
Jack is a food artisan. His culinary prowess transcends all concepts of thought.

>>9622556
At least with steak you can get it not black

>>9622561
>not knowing that Origins is still uncrackable

>>9622580
Because some people are so scared to red meat that they won't order it if you can't get it well done. There's also some people who actually prefer it well done because they think it tastes better for some reason.

paying for a decent cut of meat and getting it cooked medium well? Obviously your taste is shit so just buy the assassins creed game already.

>>9622573
that honestly is my idea of a perfectly cooked burger. I always try to do my burgers like this. >>9622572
Not dry but at the same time not overly greasy. can't stand it when you cut open a burger and it's basically gray on the inside and shit loads of oil pours out. It's like i may as well have just had meatballs

>>9622562
Medium is the best

>>9622581
My fucking nigger. Excellent taste.

>>9622581
>Filet mignon
>Rare
Prime rib is a close second though. That outer crust is to die for.

>>9622581
Have fun with us

>>9622567
I see that you are a man of taste and culture as well. Drink well.

>>9622556
>medium well
Forget the whole thing, just give the money back or burn it

>>9622581
Sirloin
Rare
With a lot of pepper, buttercorn sauce and either a beer or a glass of red on the side

Also OP is a fag for shit tier double bait

>>9622591
thanks, I love bamboo shoots

>>9622591
Eh, it's not so bad.
Every couple of years you go to the doc, drink some medicine and shit them out. It's just an hour or so of discomfort, worth a good eat.

>>9622591
I buy prime rib and lobster tails from Sam's Club every Christmas as cook it for my family senpai. no problems yet.

>>9622556
steak is really good. ass creed is not.

it's your choice, my man, but I'd know what I'd go with.

>>9622556
Get the steak. It'll satisfy you far better than KANGZ sim 2017

>>9622587
You don't want a rare burger strictly because of food safety concerns, you don't have to fucking char it to shit but when you eat ground beef there is a higher chance that all the outside beef has come in contact with literal shit. Raw steaks can have e-coli on the surface but you literally cook the surface, when you grind the meat surface pieces get mixed into the middle so you need to cook the whole thing.

>>9622556
>Medium Well
Get the game, you would waste it on the steak.

>>9622556
Torrent the steak, ignore the game

>>9622591
Pussy. Buy good quality meat and you won't have that problem.

>>9622556
Medium rare cunt

>>9622560
>t. soyboy

>>9622581
Prime Rib
Rare

Ribeye
Med Rare

>>9622565
>he spends twenty dollars on "bud"

Get some taste you fucking nigger, holy shit you're bad. Either smoke highs or don't fucking smoke at all.

You could alternatively also go for a nice burger and a cheaper game. How's that sound?

>>9622605
I've never even gotten mine checked. I lift and run every other day and eat plenty of protein, am I good?

>>9622580
Because they can take meat that's gone slightly off and save money by serving it to people who ask for well done because you literally can't tell the difference when you have cooked it that long. If you ask for medium well or well done you get the stuff they were going to throw away anyway so it's essentially free money. It's like paying to eat out of the dumpster. They'll take the money but think you're a fucking retard.

>>9622556

You will never see a Steak on 75% sale anon, you know what to do. Though I would go for sushi instead.

>>9622611
I feel you, a good slab of seafood is always a great idea.

>>9622603
>2017
>quality meat
>with all those illegal mexicans working at ranches
uh-uh

>>9622612
it seriously makes me hurt inside to watch Jack fuck up cooking my favorite meals. I'm not even a big seafood person but Salmon is my one weakness in that area.

>>9622607
>Being this stuck up about weed.
Stoner culture has evolved from shitty middle school humor to full on pretentious cunt levels.

>>9622611
>tfw you're thrown out from the all-you-can-eat sushi place after your 50th roll
It was a good day.

>>9622609
Depends. Do you use a lot of plastics? Do you drink public water? Do you eat shit quality quality meat? Do you eat soy?

Exercising and sleeping well are good enough, but all of the above are full on anti test agents.

>>9622613
>I have no clue what I'm talking about: the post

>>9622556
Steak is way better than origins
>medium-well
>medium-well to perfection
>perfection

Get origins.

>>9622609
Your probably still lower than the "average" because of all the shit in the drinking water. The average will be 300 in 10 years.

>>9622613
>he lives in a country where it isn't against the law to feed cows anything but grass

Sorry but the jews pretty much fucked you already, not much you can do.

>>9622617
I drink public water but use a regular fridge charcoal filter. I buy meat in bulk (mostly pork tenderloin, ground chuck, haddock, and chicken) from local grocers and freeze it. No soy really (that I know of).

>>9622621
isn't grass cheaper than corn? it seems like they do this dumb shit on purpose, just because they can.

>>9622618
Do you have a clue what this is though, and why you shouldn't touch any piece of meat which hasn't been properly thermally treated? And people claim americans are not retarded.

>>9622556
>Should I buy a shitty game or a piece of meat I'll eat in less than an hour?
Both are a huge waste of money, just fucking save it for later.

>>9622581
>filet mignon
>rare

Also, my buddy bought a smoker and we've been making smoked tritips once a week. It's unbelievable, try a smoked steak at least once in your life, it works great for cheap cuts.

>>9622556
>medium
>$60 steak
>Cook it till it tastes like wood please!
Just buy Assassin's Creed

>>9622581
Porterhouse Medium-Rare ofc.

>>9622625
>eating food
>waste of money

What is a good way to spend money?

>>9622624
Sorry for not living my life like a jaded, paranoid child.

>>9622565
>ever consuming alcohol or cigarettes
I can understand that wacky tobaccy since it has actual medical use and benefits but the other two literally why would you do that
$25 towards Final Fantasy or something

>>9622621
Do you realize those parasites lay their eggs exactly on grass?

>>9622556
put it into your savings account to accrue interest, goy.

>>9622631
If I can't pirate it urs not worth playing

>>9622623
Not sure if cheaper, but they use corn to bulk the shit out of the cow and yield more meat. Also, if you farm corn, you get to sell corn and just feed the cows the shit quality infested corn leftover. Its all about money really.

>>9622612
Those cuts are way too fucking thick.

>>9622564
The only time I'd cook a steak well-done. Who knows what fucked up shit that meat has been through to become worth a dollar.

>>9622624
>search Google for image
>moon runes
Yeah fucking Americans am I right?

>>9622565
>15 on fast food

why would you do this to yourself?

>>9622585
My parents usually cook steak to medium well but I do mine rare to medium rare. I can eat it either way as it doesn't make too much of a difference to me. I prefer to stick with our family dishes (Jewish and Taiwanese cuisine). Pretty weird mix but hey I'm used to it.

Steak isn't amazing like everyone always hypes up, chicken and seafood are much better.

>>9622635

oh is it now? I figured they just did it for fun.

>>9622571
It's a feature. Do you know what the term Historically Accurate means? fucking brainlet.

>>9622641
Chicken really is underrated.

>>9622609
Brah I lift 3x a week and eat pretty decently and my test is only 410. Three different doctors have refused to acknowledge an issue and think I’m trying to get roids because I mention I lift.

>>9622632
Yes, but a cow that has a grass diet will naturally have a stronger organism and better bacteria to combat parasites. Not to mention this results in the production of good healthy bacteria that is actually beneficial to humans when they eat it. See: vegans who desperately need B12 supplements after not eating meat for years.

>>9622638

>>9622644
what the fuck

>>9622646
The entire fucking india is vegan and they did not require any supplements for centuries.

>>9622624

why does that steak have seeds in

>>9622616
Sorry anon the deal was for humans not whales.

>>9622647
>infect poor
Poor people buy shitty quality meat. Is this support to be surprising? Buy a fucking prime cut and you'll be fine.

>>9622611
>You will never see a Steak on 75% sale anon
Just make the steak yourself in a pan at home. I went to a steakhouse and got a $60 steak, and yeah it was the best steak I've ever had, but cost $50 more than a steak I made at home and it was better but definitely wasn't $50 better.

>>9622650
how the hell do you think they grow the steak, retard?

>>9622556
Go buy youself some cherry cordials and pop tarts.

>>9622605
>meat gives you testosterone

um, what?

>>9622624
I worked at a steakhouse for 3 years and had never seen that my whole time working there.

>>9622564
For a dollar that actually looks pretty good.

>>9622616
>50 rolls

goddamn anon. I'm completely bloated after a small kani salad + 10 rolls and I'm a fatass.

>>9622556
You can make a steak at home
You can't make a assassin creed game at home

>spending that much money for one meal
just burn it in a fire m8, because obviously you make piss poor decisions anyway

THIS IS BORDERLINE PASTA STOP RESPONDING

>>9622649
indians eat beef too.

>>9622662
No, it's steak.

>Google the reverse searing method for cooking steak
>buy thick cut rib eye from grocery store
>use knowledge gained from aforementioned googling to cook steak
Bam, add in a nice red wine and some potatoes and I just saved you 30$

>>9622581
Top round London Broil cooked medium rare. Most of my life I've used a marinade that's half and half balsamic vinegar and worcestershire sauce with solid amount of salt and pepper and both a fair amount of lemon zest along with some juice and I stand by it.

Throw in some asparagus and something like cottage cheese salad or au gratin potatoes to go with. Best fucking meal on the planet.

>>9622649
Yes, a country where people literally shit in the streets like animals, are ignorant and dumb as fuck, have crazy disgusting diseases, can't even produce one athlete, and are third world low iq people in general really shows the accomplishments of a non meat-eating society.

Fuck off soyboy.

>>9622649
I think you mean vegetarian. At least all the ones I know are, because they'll eat eggs, just not meat.

>>9622662
Fuck off. The occasional off topic /ck/ thread is fun.

>>9622666
>asparagus
good taste. best veggie. makes your piss reek though.

>>9622556
Buy a knife and stab yourself in the neck you degenerate

>>9622561
>buying a shit $5 cut of meat

Turbo pleb

>>9622663
Traditional and modern Hindus do not and never have eaten beef. Only non-Hindu Indians do.

>>9622556
please don't waste that much money on steak or video games, buy good times with friends if you had any, fucker

>>9622581
Bone in ribeye medium rare

>>9622666
It'd be better if you didn't cover good meat with all that cheap shit, let the meat shine. anything as a side is fine, but you're covering up the reason it costs more than a dollar

>>9622657
clearly you've never poured coca cola on any of your steak and watched it squirm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2eEw26J0z8

>>9622668
they do eat meat though. not sure where this comes from.

>>9622662
No it borderline beef

Get a hooker to suck you off OP

>>9622581
ribeye, rare. i've had plenty of steak in my life, and it's just how they turn out best on my stove, medium rare is good

>>9622678
Maybe non-Hindus eat meat or something? I dunno, I work IT and there are shit tons of pajeets everywhere and they're all vegetarian.

>>9622647
You literally lost any argument you had lmao

>>9622676
If you mean the marinade, top rounds need it. It's a tough, traditionally cheap cut. The best marinades emphasize the umami and I personally like a bit of sweet/tartness from pineapple of lemon thrown in.

If you mean the sides, sorry I'm sticking to my asparagus you can't stop me.

>>9622558

2nd. The Steak most likely is going to please while the new assasins creed has a chance that it won't.

>>9622673
who said anything about hindus? you act like it's the fucking law over there or something.

>>9622682
to be fair, they use a ton of different herbs and spices, and actually make their food good. over the past couple years I've found myself barely ever using meat. it usually winds up being a third wheel.

>>9622573
M O I S T
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>>9622639
I love chik file a

>>9622556
buy 30 mcchickens

>>9622573
man I like a little bit of a tinge of pink in my burgers but that's just too much. It would be cold in the middle.

>>9622689
A sandwich meal there costs like $7 not $15 you fat fuck.

>>9622690
>not 15 mcchickens and 15 double cheeseburgers and making 15 mcgangbangs out of them

>>9622686

>>9622629
What I meant is that it's fine to spend money of good food occasionaly but 60$ for a single steak is a bit too much for something you'll enjoy for few minutes and just shit out anyway.

>>9622692
I'm a neet i and frugal with my spending and consumption of alcohol food nicotine and food. 15 dollars would get me like 3 days worth of chick fil a

>>9622692
maybe he wants two. ever consider that?

>>9622564
Christ that is terrible. Both the meat and way he prepares it.

>>9622575

>I give a shit about people that serve me what they most likely couldn't pay for themself

>>9622694
why ddi you post an image of texas? we're talking about india, m8.

Someone explain to me why you can sear the outside of a steak and eat it no sweat, but if you do the same with minced meat you risk all kinds of shit.
Had some chef-memer explain it had to do with bacteria, but why is steak fine then?

>>9622577

The only dollar store food I'd consider buying is shit like ramen noodles, chips and candy. Meat is more than likely just ground hog cocks and sheep labias mixed with "generic beef flavoring #214".

>>9622564
>dollar tree

I didn't even know dollar trees sold actual groceries, just little bags of junk food.

>>9622700
>i-i was just pretending to be retarded!

>>9622561
>$5 can somehow give you a good steak

You need to put down at least $45 if you want to have a decent steak

If you like an unoptimized Witcher 3 clone with it's decision making and RPG elements striped for some stealth go ahead.

retarded mod

>>9622701
Hey /ck/ please answer my noob question :^)

Mods should have moved the thread to the >>>/trash/ or deleted it

>>9622556
That steak looks awful.

>>9622705
You are dumb as fuck. What a good goy you are

>>9622701
I eat medium rare hamburger all the time.

>Oh, an ongoing conversation on /v/? Better move it to a board nobody gives 2 shits about

CAN'T HAVE POPULAR THREADS BUMPING TO PAGE 1
GOTTA MAKE WAY FOR THE PAID SHILL THREADS BOIZ

>>9622701
Because with a steak any contaminates will be more than likely seared off when cook it. With ground meat it's all mixed. So something from the outside might be on the inside and not get killed when cooking. That being said I still it med rare burgers.

>>9622701
>>9622714
When you eat a steak medium rare, its delicious but you risk the cow passing on bacteria.

When you eat mince medium rare, you have tens (or hundreds) of cows that are mixed in. Thus, if bacteria exists in one of these cows, all the mince is now contaminated.

You can play it safe and cook mince all the way through to destroy the bacteria. Which is what I do, despite eating steak medium rare.

Do anons agree on this?

>>9622556

Skip the steakhouse

buy a bunch of steaks wholesale.
>Flat iron
>Sirloin
>Rump
>bit of ribeye
>cheeky bit of filet mignon
Cook them yourself, its easy.

Fuck assassins creed, its a shit series.

>>9622701
Surface area.
Every piece of ground meat touches some surface and therefore risks picking up bacteria. If you just get a cut then the inside parts have never touched a surface or someone's hands and therefore you only need to cook the outside of it. Searing it isn't necessary for anything but flavor and texture.

>>9622750
>>9622775
i think that we can all agree that with modern processing techniques that risk of any serious contamination in beef is exceedilngly rare (pun intended)

>>9622701

Surface area that contacts a surface increases with mince, alongside factory-made mince basically being made of like 20 different cows in some instances.

If you buy a cut and mince it yourself, you can eat it tartare

>>9622564
Amazing both in itself and in the light of natural reason!

>>9622564

more like meat glue steak.

hey guys what's up, it's me your favorite condiment

>>9622830


Smokey BBQ sauce

1 onion
3 garlic cloves
salt and pepper
tablespoon of brown sugar
teaspoon of smoked paprika
vinegar 2 teaspoons approx
worchester sauce 1 teaspoon
squirt of ketchup

get some graham crackers n the little marshmallows n the little chocolate bars and well make some smores man.

Cook your own steak OP

>>9622624
>stab hole in pork
>shove chopped garlic in holes
dipshits

>>9622597
ditto even tuna steaks to eat rawish, my Costco got floded so no 400 bill until November 30