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9604321 No.9604321 [Reply] [Original]

I ate the whole thing.

>> No.9604324

Should have stopped before you got to the finger.

>> No.9604330

>>9604324
I got hit by a car.

>> No.9604366

Just ate that last little nub. It was moldy and I spat it out.

>> No.9604369

>>9604321
what am I looking at here? some type of ham I see, but what's in the plastic bag

>> No.9604373

>>9604369
it's liver pate

>> No.9604374

>>9604369
I made a thread a month ago about what to do with the huge bologna on the left. I thought someone who remembers the thread would appreciate that I ignored everything and just straight up ate it.

>> No.9604386

>>9604330
They didn't do a good enough job.

>> No.9604424

>>9604386
hurrrrrrrr

>> No.9604451

>>9604424
durrrrrrr

>> No.9604470

>>9604386
agreed, what kind of cuck mobile only breaks someone's thumb. If I hit OP with my pickup truck it'd be game over

>> No.9604480

>>9604470
firstly, it's my pinky.
secondly, he hit me square on going 70 kph

>> No.9604504
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>>9604374
I remember

>> No.9604505
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>>9604321
>>9604324
>>9604330
replying to yourself, How shameful.

>> No.9605214

>>9604505
Fuck you. Replying to yourself is ok if your joke is screencap worthty.

>> No.9605283

>>9604480
what was he driving? a butterfly?

>> No.9605318

>>9605283
a car

>> No.9605414

>>9604330
While you were eating 10lbs of salami?

>> No.9605521

>>9604505
capitalizing after a comma, into the gaschamber with you

>> No.9607287

>>9605214
What the fuck, No.
>>9605521
, No.

>> No.9607321

>>9605214
Not a samefag and definitely not "screencap worthy".
Kindly return to Reddit. (Wow, 4chan actually things the other wording of that is spam. hah)

>> No.9607342

>>9605414
america is a weird place

>> No.9607371

>>9604470
Luckily OP probably doesn't head out to hicksville, Flyover state, USA where people are so retarded they pride themselves on killing each other and purifying the gene pool of their inbred neighbors.

>> No.9607528

>>9604330
You shouldn't have ate it in the street. What the fuck are you doing?!

>> No.9607545

>>9604330
good thing you are fat as fuck and cloud absorb the impact

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>>9604374
>just straight up ate it.
raw out of the casing?

>> No.9608684

>>9607546
mosty thick sices between bread

>> No.9608695

>>9604321
>Times when you want to shoot /ck/ posters

>> No.9608778

>>9608695
but why?

>> No.9608801

>>9604321
I thought you were wearing white latex gloves at first. Get some fucking sun man

>> No.9609056

>>9608801
It's just the lighting.

>> No.9609072

>>9604480
You’d be dead or at least paraplegic if they hit you square on at 70kph.
My cousin was hit by a car going 30 and can’t use one his left arm and leg and needed a cocktail drugs for the rest of his life, ended up dying from an Oxy overdose.

>> No.9609086

>>9609072
I got super lucky. Just one big hit on my leg (i was on a bike). He swerved to not run me over completely and then rolledd into the ditch,

>> No.9609121

>>9609086
oh you didn’t mention you were on a bike, that’s a bit different.

>> No.9609140

>>9609121
Higher off the ground I guess. Kind of scooped me up and over the bumper. I can't remember what happened exactly.