/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9599341
I'm getting kidney stones just looking at this shit.

>>9599341
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA

Guacamole doritos were my shit

>>9599341
*clogs your heart*

>>9599341

>>9599341
what is that shit? wasabi doritos?

>>9599341
Post your HEALTHY gamer fuel to stop the Jews from advertising trash food for kids.

>>9599341
nastypatty.jpg

>>9599341

what the fuck is wrong with Americans?

>>9599350
>gamer fuel
>healthy
You're missing the point of gamer fuel.

>>9599350

this. America is so jewed they're cutting off their foreskins and think that's a normal thing to do

post yfw Americans

if I post a penis will I get banned?

just wondering heh

>>9599350
this chart is so fucking wrong
Gala apples taste like fucking paper, that's why poor people buy them by the bag full

Golden Delicious 4 lyfe

>>9599350

stop capitalising the word "jew"
capitalising is for important things, not jews

don't worry, it took me a while to train myself to stop doing it too

>>9599351
monkeybowl.jpg

>>9599350
>no gala apple
DROPPED
R
O
P
P
E
D

>>9599350
implying the food industry as a whole is not run by jews
your apples also give them shekels anon, even if you only purchased the seeds
the only way out of the jew circle is to steal everything and have your own food grown and raised

>>9599353
>living a meme
>not pathetic

>>9599350
>red delicious
>good for anything other than feeding horses

>>9599350
>Honey Crisp
So damn fucking good, got that excellent crunch, sweet taste, and a bit of sour aftertaste. Mhmmmmm.

THE ONLY FUEL

>>9599357
This, desu. And it took me a while to get it down too.

>>9599361
I didn't say it isn't pathetic.

>>9599352

>>9599341

>>9599364
what the shit

>>9599367
This is like some 70's food disaster

>>9599360

this

the entire food industry is jewed. they put soylent in everything and things that they can't put soylent in and are naturally grown they manage to put different types of phytoestrogens and endocrine affecting chemicals to fuck your masculinity up

here's a picture of 2 healthy 14 year old boys from Germany. modern day 14 year old boys look like fucked up girls on hormone therapy, some literally are

don't jew your body, it's the last thing you have that's not theirs yet

>>9599367
Is that just a fucking ice cube?

>>9599364
LOL nigga you gay!! XD

>>9599364
niggers are the biggest homos holy shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_4SXR11eTo

>>9599368

enjoy your 3rd world country in 2 decades you dumb burger lmao
pic related: Minnesota, USA

>>9599372
looked like this when I was 14, feel sorry for you burgerlards tbqh

>>9599367
What's this a 70's food tray?

>>9599369
> milk
> palm oil

Cancer incoming.

>>9599341
Sandwiches with ham, cheese, mayo and some piri-piri sauce. Sometimes pickles, fresh cucumber, radish, maybe mustard or ketchup. I might try with tomato.

>>9599343
Still the best

>condensed milk

the best.

>>9599341
Those are the ones your not meant to eat right?

Or am I thinking about another Doritos Xbox version?

>>9599380
> milk gives you cancer meme
kys

>>9599341
Literally eating Triti cells

>>9599350
granny smith every fucking day

Well I like to get an Oreo then take a little Hershey's syrup and drizzle it on top, just enough to really tingle my tastebuds, ya know? Then I like to grab a little bit of Hershey's caramel, just kinda dollop it on there. That's not all I like to do; then I like to just squirt some Easy Cheese just like that, just cause I kinda like cheese on stuff, ya know? Then, have you ever had this Coffee Mate stuff? It's real good on drinks but sometimes I just like to kinda pour it on stuff. That's good. Then that's not it, I like to kinda just sprinkle cayenne hot and spicy pepper over my treats. Then I like to just pour real grinded pepper on there, just grinded pepper, just kinda pour it on there, just so its a little bit spicy, ya know? Then I like to grab Kirkland's signature Omega fish oil 3, just kinda pour it on, cause that's good for your mind and soul. Then last but not least I like to reach for some Smucker's, just, applesauce, dip it in, and just bite it.

>cook rice in non stick pan
>throw in some spices
>stirr 2 eggs in a cup
>pour eggs on rice
>stirr rice
>fry the whole thing
>throw in some frozen veggies
>let it sit for like 10 minutes with the lid on
Only recently discovered the ecstasy that is fried rice.

>>9599368
>guy says something bad about america
>assume he's a bong

you aren't any better

Plant your OWN food to trigger a jew. Take care of your health.

mods need to fuck off with moving every thread

cu/ck/ed

>>9599389
>non stick pan
Pleb detected
>frozen veggies
Total fucking pleb confirmed.
Wanted to add to never come to /ck/ but here we are anyway.

Mods confirmed jews.
>"oy vey! shut it down!"

>>9599341
>/v/ mods moving a shitposting thread falseflaging xbros to /ck/.

Top kek

>>9599396

>>9599396

yeah well this is what happens when you bring non-whites into white countries

now everyone's walking on egg shells their whole life and easy-to-trigger politically correct homosexuals scared of upsetting a minority's feelings. it's only downwards from here as you give up more and more to appease the never satiated growing """minorities""" until you see yourself become the minorities

can't even talk about some dumb American diabetes flavoured corn chip anymore because it's probably hurting someone's feelings

>>9599386
Arla..
your doing it wrong

>>9599348
Enjoy your cirrhosis, fatty

I never eat when I game, and when I stop I eat a regular meal.
I just don't understand snacking while gaming, no wonder y'all doritofingers are fat

>>9599369
as big a meme as avocado

fuck off

>>9599389
dude just crack the eggs in the pan and stir, no need to scramble in a separate dish.
fried rice is goat poor people food.

also, sautee some garlic and onions and peppers first then do egg and rice. that's how I do. sometimes i'll throw in some leftover cut up fried chicken tenders or a crumbled veggie birger paddy. enjoy fri ry bro

>>9599400
Why the fuck would i not use a non stick? I hate rice sticking to the pan but i like it fried crispy. And what the fuck is wrong with frozen veggies? I just can't be arsed with buying fresh green beans, chop up carrots and mix em with peas and corn.

>>9599357
That's not how language works you fucking idiot.

sautee garlic, onions peppers, put to side, throw some more oil down and fry a couple corn tortillas melt cheese on top once torts are crisp, add your sautéed shit. tostadas for the poor.

>>9599465
I use a cup for the rice and water anyway so i scrambling the eggs in it just makes sense. Plus i don't like the boiled unmixed egg white clumping up. Sometimes i mix the veggies with ground beef, garlic and onions first.

>>9599472
>Why the fuck would i not use a non stick?
cast iron pans are naturally non-stick if you don't wash them in soap like a retard.
also a good source of dietary iron

>>9599350
>>9599362
You and whoever made that chart has never had a ripe red delicious before. The apple turns red long long before the inside is ripe. However, all the farmers pick them while still unripe. Thus, they are tart as fuck when you compare them to a ripe red delicious. I only know this because I have my own red delicious tree. They are pretty amazing, but you lose like 1/2 to 3/4 of the crop before they get ripe, hence everyone picking them before they are properly ripe.

>>9599388
>balloonshop

;_;

>>9599353
What's the point of gamer fuel then? To reduce the chances anyone else will ever touch your genitals?

>raiding the kitchet at 3a.m. for some salami, stale bread and a can of tuna

A NUUUUU CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE

>>9599831
bread is pretty good but have you had "bread"?

>>9599842
r u tryin to tric me agen?

>>9599862
>femstalker
craziest myth in the Zone, and you know it.
I always thought of the Tourist's Delight as a really shitty goulash or something. Not just tuna.

http://stalker.wikia.com/wiki/%22bread%22

>>9599372
actually that's a 6 and a 7.

>>9599344
Gotta love those

>>9599345
Thank you!
I'm so mad they discontinued them because of the green color, but then have the gall to release that xbone shit.

>>9599894
Being from the commie block, I would propose it being some sort of luncheon meat of unknown (for the best) origin.

>>9599341
This shit was fucking incredible for lan parties. This and Bawls root beer. I'll never eat them again. Never again experience that amazing combo of s'mores gamer grub and super caffeinated root beer. Or play Halo 2 team split screen again. I didn't ask for these feels

>>9600132
Me LANparty crew:
>One got married and moved away to Canada to start his family
>One got himself trapped in a loveless marriage
>One got cancer and passed away last year

I'll never be able to have a LAN party with my friends ever again.

>>9600140
>When the good old days were actually great

>>9599350
pink lady and golden delicious
fuk wit me

>>9599377
kek, pot calling the kettle black much?

>>9599364
Lol he looks like nas

>>9599350
>mfw when a cuck says Pink Lady aren't the best apple variety near me

>>9599342
god damn. you need better genetics.

>>9599341
I can tell from your fingers that you are autistic

>>9599341

>>9599342
it's corn, dude

>>9599341

>>9599343
>mayo
because merica right.

>>9599372
I live in Germany and guys around here mostly look like that unless they are hipster vegan nu-males.
Are you American by any chance? Because I did notice that Americans on general are more feminized.

>>9599341
i dont gayme very often but when i do, this does the trick

>>9599341

My gamer fuel is what ever is for dinner

>>9599341

nootropics

>>9599350
>>9600290
>>9600160
>>9599387
>>9599359
I assume Honeycrisps are too expensive for you poorfriends? Or perhaps unavailable in flyoverville?

>>9599350
Since honey crisps are so expensive I bag them up but put in a different code in for cheaper apples at the self check out... I have yet to be caught.
I also do the same with oyster, portobello, and enoki mushrooms, putting in the code for the cheap white mushrooms instead. Best part about the mushrooms is that they have brown bags that you can bag them up in, so if a checkout attendant might get nosy I can always cover the more expensive mushrooms with white mushrooms, making it seem like I have big full bag of the cheap ones.

>>9599342
As someone who had kidney stones, you're probably more likely to get them from eating a bunch of spinach than eating those chips.

>>9599896
Are you rating children? Fuck your numbers

>>9599388
Great skit anon

>>9599344
I used to sell this shit to 70 year olds for several years. You cant be serious?

>>9599373
I believe that is aspic

With a nice tall boy Yeungling