/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9563055
>crepes suzette
Do you flambe them too? That'd def heat things up.

Cheetos

>>9563055
Steak with mushroom and onion cream sauce

>>9563069
abso-fucking-lutely

>>9563071
too heavy

>>9563055
>so far i've got only crepes

crepes are what you serve after you get laid if she is GF material.

the logistics of using breakfast food before getting laid just don't work out.

>>9563090
>He doesn't like thicc girls

>>9563055
Roast carrot and pumpkin risotto. Shit is so good.

>>9563055
Is it the fact that the crepes contain alcohol?

>>9563193
it's dessert too. no one's flambeing shit for breakfast

>>9563397
no, it's the presentation. have you ever watched this being made, dude?

>>9563590
Ah it's the flambé that gets you into her pants

only a girl with no sense of irony would be impressed by you flambeeing her some fucking crepes in chinos and boat shoes. bet you play some fucking keith jarrett on vinyl while you're doing it you dry fucking husk

happy meal (with added Temazepam)

>>9563055
Finger foods in general. They're fun, informal, they get the girl licking her fingertips, it sets the proper mood.

>>9563732
>bet you play some fucking keith jarrett on vinyl

>>9563070
you live in a trailer park, right?

>>9563732
do you not understand women? OP bangs out some crepes and she gets to make her girlfriends feel like shit about their one night stands. bitches eat this shit up, literally.

you faggots are all lying

i've made most of this shit and i'm still a wizard

>>9563821
You have to invite them over, once they are in your house they don't have a choice.... because of the implications

>>9563832
This is true. Get them inside and the door locked, what can they do then? Run away like the girl from American Psycho before she gets chainsawed? Helps to have bare minimum furniture and decorations in your place, so the girls attention is only on you. Mind games.

>>9563818
they're much more likely to embark on a crescendo of patronising remarks and laughter when they hear you invited her over for a fucking 70s hotel dessert and some smooth jazz dude. do you answer the door wearing an apron that says 'kiss the cook' with a blue and white teatowel draped over your left shoulder? 'what can i get you? tea? coffee? creme de menthe? kir royale?'

>>9563840
/ck/
cooking with psychopaths

>>9563071
that's disgusting

FOR ME

Red wine marinated steak, with roast potatoes and asparagus on the side.

The meal I cooked for my current gf before I lost my virginity.

>>9563791
A wet hole is a wet hole. Might as well save some cash for vidya and whatnot.

>>9563832
They do still have a choice, but they will choose sex due to the implications if they dont

>>9563850
have fun never getting laid.

>>9563850
i admire your passion, but you clearly have no idea about women

>>9563832
>>9563879
shut up and let your lawyer get some sleep harvey.

>>9563882
>>9563884
how does it feel knowing 99.999% of all guys getting laid out there either didn't cook beforehand or stuck a chicken kiev and some peas and ketchup on a translucent plastic plate and called it a day?

meanwhile 99.999% of all men who cook crepes suzette with the aim of getting laid are on the register or will be by 35.

>>9563908
are you autistic? I didn't know i said you have to cook to get pussy. I did say that it can help. Oh I know you were raped by a man who made you eat a whole mess of crepes suzette.

>>9563908
i really like you kid, but let me tell you this, women don't give a shit if it's a 70s hotel desert. they aren't in it for crepes either. you look alpha flambeing shit and for them it looks like the hardest and most dangerous shit in the world, that's what makes their panties moist.

>>9563055
I keep a freezer full of off season mcribs for this exact reason.

>>9563938
do you plan on fucking your 40 years old autistic son with those?

>>9563935
>you look alpha flambeing shit and for them it looks like the hardest and most dangerous shit in the world, that's what makes their panties moist.
there is no hope for people like this
>>9563931
>I did say that it can help
it can help the way having a really fucking well painted warhammer collection could help i guess. helps you filter out the judgemental ones.

>>9563850
Haha what is this. What kind of women do you deal with that don't appreciate some cheesey romantic gestures?

>>9563952
so yes you are autistic. got it. good luck in life man.

>>9563732
Ooh this got me wet
Keep going anon~

>>9563980
looking forward to seeing you on the next series of the undateables mate. hope you find a sweet girl with a nice mum who has the same needs.

>>9563908
Chads in the kitchen while you're at the gym

>>9563908
Howling at this desu

>>9563732
And what do you do? Bring her Cheetos dressed in a dirty wolf t-shirt and stained sweat pants, no shoes or socks so she can see your long uncut toenails. All while fall out boy plays on cheap computer speakers. You gross humpbacked mongoloid.

>>9563850
>To be fair, you have to have averyhigh IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily fromNarodnaya Volyaliterature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to trulyappreciatethe depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epicFathers and SonsI'm smirking right now justimaginingone of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how Ipitythem. And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

Aglio e olio
Completely impossible to fuck up, super delicious, and she'll feel super dainty after getting satisfied from a small portion.
Plus it sounds super exotic despite just being italian for "garlic and oil"

First we share a small bucket of yoghurt, then we make instant noodle soupe in it. Garuanteed succes.

>>9564653
>serving a girl fuckloads of garlic on a date.

>not plating up a McChicken with hot fresh fries and ice cold coke

It's as if you WANT to stay a virgin

>>9564694
That's the best then she can't tell how my breath smells (like garlic)

>>9564708
For real somehow alot of girls are in love with eating mcnuggets. But i doubt it will get them horny. Best bet is to make sushi, and make it good, with salmon, tuna and caviar. Tell her to eat with the sticks and ask her when she 's skilled enough to handle another stick.

I fried up some tilapia in a pan for my ex, it was honestly super pleb cooking but yummy and she fucked me like an animal the first time.

Even if you're a shit cook just making an effort and not ruining it gives you major points.

>not having her boyfriend take her out to dinner before he drops her off at your place

Why you feeding a bitch for a one night stand LMAO

>>9563986
I agree with u and most of what you've said is funny as fuck but even though the girl would probably laugh and rib you for fucking flambeeing some god damn crepes as long as you're not a creep for some other reason they will def eat that shit up

>>9563850
Negro not getting that the key is to be self depreciating.

If you play up how cheesy you are, you're both making yourself look like a fool and demonstrating how much you're willing to do for her.

This means you're confident, because you're willing to mock yourself.
This means she's desired, because you're willing to mock yourself.

You have to get it right but it works. This is what chicks mean when they say "I like men who make me laugh". They don't mean "I like funny guys", they mean "I like guys who are confident enough to be funny"

Strawberry Marscapone french toast. Brioche works best. The fresh tang of the strawberries cuts through the richness of the custard and marscarpone.

And the fresh tang you get after the meal ain't so bad either.

Bannanas Foster. Liquor, sugar, phallic fruits, fire, fucking magic. Toss in some cinnamon while the fire's going for a fun little spark effect (Don't be a dipshit and catch your date on fire you dipshit)

Creme brulee works too.

Something about handling fire seems to get people horny as shit. Probably some caveman thing,.

a burger cuz my bitches aint no gold diggers

I just throw them a coolaid

creme brulee

bitches love creme brulee

>>9564653
Yeah, binging with babish made it look really good, but it's not that flashy. you could make basically any pasta dish with that logic.

>>9563055
I don't think I ever cooked at home before I was already in a relationship with any of my exs.
Dates I take to restaurants because it's an easier escape if they are crazy.
Hookups get one thing for their mouth and it sure as hell is not a fucking crepe.

>>9563732
>>9563850
>>9563908
>>9563952
>>9563986
My sides. All of this is gold

>>9563055

>>9563983
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>>9563055
>cream of rohypnol soup

>>9563850
are you the egg guy

some dude is owning your cheesey asses, shut up at once and take cock, mongoloids
at least youll learn something good from real life and not crappy romantic movies

>ctrl+f
>no "chocolate"

just buy her candy
save the cooking for when you want to stick it in her butt

>>9563055
>>9563069
>>9563090
This is why you make Steak Au Poivre and don't forget to flambe the brandy.

>>9563055
>all these middle aged cucks in this thread trying to pretend like they're sophisticated by preparing dishes they learned from the Food Network.
If a girl is already over at your house, you're pretty much guaranteed to get laid.

Look at it from a woman's logic:
>she's vulnerable
>in another person's home
>she's either thought this situation out, or if she hasn't she knows she's in trouble
If you're charming enough to get a girl back to your place, you're already in bed.

>>9565940
man if only i knew why those romantic movies were made. its almost like women like to pretend they are the main character.

>>9566083
see
>>9563832

>>9563840
Unironically, that's the scenario.
Unless you're a true beta cuck, women have no reason to leave your house without taking a dick.
Women think these details through.
If they're in your home, you're getting laid.

That's what numales tend to forget.
Words are very meaningless. Actions are what define you.

>>9566167
>Words are very meaningless. Actions are what define you.
hay gais, check out the batman of pussy over here!

>>9566083
Just because women are afraid you'll sexually assault them doesn't mean that they're scared of that with everyone

>>9566208
Cool son, you pull quotes from movies like a high school kid that thinks smoking pot is real hip.
I can assure you, if that's a quote from a movie, it wasn't the first time it was said.

Maybe if you spent less time consuming hollywood culture and more time living your life, you wouldn't be trying to impress girls with frivolous cooking magic.

>>9566222
If a woman doesn't see you as a sexual interest immediately, she will not in the future.
If the thought has crossed her mind, she would only go to your house for one reason.
Unless you're trying to woo a feminist, you have no reason to butter her up with horse shit.
You beta males need to understand this.

>>9563055

>>9566223
d'awww, the batman of pussy is pissed I made his pseudo-intellectualism look bad. I'll shed a tear for your bitterness, anon!

>>9563055
>what are some dishes that will *WITHOUT A DOUBT* get you laid?

What did Bill Cosby feed all those women to make them pass out before raping them?

>>9566248
>pseudo-intellectualism
Are you a woman?

>>9563055
stuffed or regular eggplant parmesan. you can make it "dank af" with cheese if you aren't into eggplant alone, and it's a good dish for a wide range of bitches.

>>9566276
also use a pink/vodka/tomatoe basil sauce. whatever name you use, pour it on after baking and that's half the dankness

>>9566233
while this is true when out at a bar, it is wrong when applied to other situations. just because you get friendzoned and cant get out doesn't mean its hard for the rest of us. simply saying you can cook and talking about the things you have cooked can get a female coworker/friend to reconsider her options. as long as you aren't a walking freak show that is.

>>9566251
>What did Bill Cosby feed all those women to make them pass out before raping them?

Harvey Weinstein, assaulted 2 women and lost his company, his shows, and will likely go to jail.

Bill Cosby drugged and raped over 40 women in the span of 20 years. Yet Niggers & dumbshit white people bend over backwards to protect this criminal.

OJ Simpson. Murdered 2 fucking people in Hollywood. Is not free on the streets.

> 2017, you can literally get away with rape and murder if you play the race card right

>>9566290
If a woman "friendzones" you, you've done something wrong, and it's time to dump her and move on.
If you're trying to manipulate a coworker and convince her to have sex with you, you've got more problems on your plate than what's for dinner.

>>9566292
>> 2017, you can literally get away with rape and murder if you play the race card right

Seriously.. I don't get why Bill Cosby is being treated like a BLM hero while the Jewy Weinstien is being destroyed in the media.

>>9566292
>likely go to jail
You don't know how hollywood works do you?
He's got connections with the Clintons among many others.

>>9566292
>doesn't mention the millions of dollars lost by each individual and that they were millionaires to begin with

>>9566292
/pol/tards can't resist pushing their nazi agenda. Did it occur to you that Bill Cosby and OJ Simpson were on-camera star comedians and athletes beloved by millions, while Weinstein was an off-camera producer most people outside of TMZ wouldn't recognize if they saw on the street? Of course it didn't because /pol/acks are fucking retarded and can't see the forest for the trees.

>>9566321
what does that have to do with anything?

Hollywood is a criminal ring. Case closed.

>>9563055
With a sophomoric approach to yet another /ck/ sophomoric thread...

>what are some dishes that will *WITHOUT A DOUBT* get you laid?

...the ones you spike with roofies.

>>9566292
>Bill Cosby drugged and raped over 40 women in the span of 20 years. Yet Niggers & dumbshit white people bend over backwards to protect this criminal.
>OJ Simpson. Murdered 2 fucking people in Hollywood.

I blame all of 'Merica's nigger problems on white people and their racist double standards.

Whenever blacks commit crimes, sheltered white faggots bend over backwards to make excuses for them.

For me,its Hotpockets

Scallops with a raspberry thyme reduction and lamb chops with pommes de leon

>>9566302
>implying woman don't change their minds all the time.

>mentioning a skill "manipulation"

didnt you say that woman make up their minds right away if they want to fuck or not. So how would falling under the not(friendzoned) be considered doing something wrong?

>>9566321

Look at this racist little white sjw spewing ignorance.

Keep apologizing for those criminals. It's always "somebody else's fault" right?

>>9566304
>Seriously.. I don't get why Bill Cosby is being treated like a BLM hero
He's not. When the Cosby allegations came out he was shit on just as hard as Weinstein is now. The difference is that right now the Weinstein scandal is current and popular news so it's all over the place. The Cosby scandal is old news and his high-dollar lawyers are keeping things moving nice and slow in the legal system. He'll probably die of old age before anything happens legally.

And I'm sure the exact same thing will happen to Weinstein as time moves on. Something new will take over the news headlines and Weinstein's lawyers will likewise drag his legal issues out so long that little will happen.

>>9566321

> OJ & Bill Cosby dindu nuffin wrong!!!

lol

>>9563055
Take out the garbage, Justin.

>>9566335
Because if you manipulate a woman to fuck you, she'll likely change her mind later. And if you've used shady tactics to get a coworker to sleep with you, you're gonna have problems on the back-end.
Did you people not have fathers growing up to tell you this?

>>9563055
anyone woman who is in your home alone with you while you cook for her has already decided to fuck you, it's not about the food you dumbass.

>>9566328
>nigger problems
>double standards
What are the odds that you'd convict a white man on trial for lynching? Slim to none. I bet you have a fetish for black men fucking your wife, and use cuck as an insult.

>>9566337
>racist sjw spewing ignorance
What ignorance? That's what fucking happened. I didn't apologize for shit. Let me guess, anybody that doesn't support your "gas the kikes" agenda is racist, right? Go back to /r/uncensorednews. We can tell it's your favorite sub.

>>9563732

>>9566345
a normal conversation between adults is now manipulation and shady. your father should have beat you.

>>9563832

>>9566337
>Look at this racist little white sjw spewing ignorance.
>Keep apologizing for those criminals. It's always "somebody else's fault" right?

This. Sheltered white kids are dumb as fuck.

>>9566328
>I blame all of 'Merica's nigger problems on white people and their racist double standards.
>Whenever blacks commit crimes, sheltered white faggots bend over backwards to make excuses for them.

There is a very good reason we call Blacks the "Privileged Class" in america.

Hell, in 'Merica a nigger only needs a 1100 to get into great colleges while an Asian needs 1400+ test scores.

'merica, land of the racists.

>>9566382
>Hell, in 'Merica a nigger only needs a 1100 to get into great colleges while an Asian needs 1400+ test scores.

Love the white people mental gymnastics on why Niggers are too dumb to use the same test scores as Indians and Asians... lol

Whites are basically saying niggers are too dumb to achieve the same test scores as us.

>>9566370
works like a charm

>>9566361
>thread talking about convincing women to sleep with you by showcasing your superior cooking abilities
Come on dude, don't play stupid. We're all trying to get laid here, but betas are thinking up ways to do so without actually being a man about it.

>>9566394

>>9563850
>>9563732
not everybody's an ironic faggot that does things for sour comedic value.
There are some people that actually hold standards in this world--conservatives being one of them.
I say this sincerely.

>>9566392
>Love the white people mental gymnastics on why Niggers are too dumb to use the same test scores as Indians and Asians... lol
>Whites are basically saying niggers are too dumb to achieve the same test scores as us.

Affirmative Action = Government Sanctioned Racism

no way around it.

>>9566410
they will ask you about hobbies or skills, this is apart of a normal conversation between two people of opposite sex.
>betas
please stop projecting

>>9566446
this

>>9566416
we could all learn a thing or two from the golden god.

>>9566451
you're creating a false argument.

Look at the big picture:
Unless the woman is completely dumb and totally disconnected with the outside world (unlikely), she will know exactly why she's at your house.
She would not make herself this vulnerable unless she knew that she would be okay with fucking you.
If, however, she said that she wasn't interested and you invited her over anyway, and you're under the presupposition that you can "convince" her to fuck you; you are using unethical means by which to achieve the end to your goal. Accept what you are. A beta male.

Now what can really get things going, is whether women have consent at all.
And that's why feminists are all pissy these days.

Regarding the content of your post, people bullshit to pass the time.
You need to understand the motives at work. She doesn't care about your hobbies, you don't care about hers. You are there to fuck, and she is there because you have convinced her to be there.
If she has chosen to be there, without false pretexts (see above regarding manipulation) then she will fuck you.
You don't have to impress her with stupid culinary tricks.

>>9566446
Affirmative Action= less-racist response to previous government sanctioned racism.

No way around it.

>>9566468
Your samefagging isn't fooling anybody.

>>9563055
jizzing on your crepes suzette doesn't count as getting laid

>>9566481
not once did i say you need to do more once they are in you house.hell this is one of my posts
>>9563850
so no i am not creating a false argument. and betas should refrain from using beta as an insult, its sad.

>>9566521
That’s not one of your posts, that’s mine you bellend. Get off my post.

>>9566492
>solving previous racism that doesnt exist now with more racism against the children of all the fathers of that generation, even fathers that hadnt committed those sins. also lets discriminate against jews and asians even more than whitey
that sounds like a great way to prevent races from hating each other more. lets do that.

>>956652 shit ignore that, i posted this>>9563832 not the autistic one

>>9566492
>Affirmative Action= less-racist response to previous government sanctioned racism.

lol. @ your white boy mental gymnastics.

Less racist to who? Blacks?

It's 100% more racist to Asians, Indians, and EVERY OTHER RACE in your shitty country.

>>9566521
>not once did i say you need to do more once they are in you house.hell this is one of my posts
what's the fucking issue?
We shit posting now?

>>9566492

Racism only creates more racism, dumb white fuck.

By condoning Affrimative Action, you condone all racism. You don't get to fucking pick and choose who you're "more" racist to.

>>9566524
calm down you autist i miss clicked.

>>9566538
Damn fucking right you misclicked. That’s strike 1, by the way.

This thread got really fucking angry.

>>9566533
>If a woman doesn't see you as a sexual interest immediately, she will not in the future.
I disagreed with this. you went off on beta males.

>>9566542
shut up faggot. no one cares about your strikes.

>>9564708
Sometime I should start a thread where I take a McChicken fries and a coke and plate them, complete with ketchup smear

>>9564785
Bananas foster is delicious as a vanilla ice cream topping too

>>9566561
2 strikes

I can tell exactly how sex starved you all are from how busy this thread is. The answer is whatever you want to eat.

>>9566242
got that reference buddy

>>9564694
>ive never had it

>>9565315
His ingredient ratio was complete dogshit, i cant imagine how slimy it must have been from how much oil he used

>>9566582
show me strike 3

>>9563850
I show up to the door and say something like "hey, whats up, i just made some food" and then show them my food. The trick is that it's really fucking good food, but I act like it's nothing.

>>9563055
xanax

>>9566555
no, you went off on beta males, being overly defensive, and calling me a beta in the process, you're showing evidence of beta male tendencies (trying to manipulate women).

A woman determines if she wants to sleep with you upon first meeting her.
Anything you do thereafter is just meandering and manipulation. Betas waste time with those endeavors.

>>9566613
you gotta fuck up somehow first

>>9566947
>You beta males need to understand this

literally in the first post i responded to, you idiot.

>>9566984
shut the fuck up faggot, you're mad you can't get a girl the real way, so you try to be a sneaky little cunt.
You wonder why you can't keep a long term girlfriend.

>>9566989
Look at me I'm projecting again

>>9566992
look at me, I can't defend my point of view so I spout stupid shit I heard in a high school psych class.
you're pathetic.

>>9567005
You just got your ass spanked, intellectually speaking.
Deal with it and move on, retain what shred of dignity you have left.

How do I get a girl into my apartment to cook for her?

>>9567005

>>9567005
why did you just describe yourself

>>9567021
>>9567033
Retards.

>>9563055
I've been reading this thread and I've come to the conclusion that the illicit hardcore drug market is based on men trying to get the pussy loose. That is all.

>>9563055
pizza

>>9565573

>>9567016
>>9567021
>>9567033
same fag
what a stupid faggot

>>9567016
>intellectually speaking
It's ironic that you're talking about projecting, when you're projecting this hard.
I think you're just mad that I called you a beta for having to cook for women to get them to sleep with you.
Learn to deal with it, beta bitch boy.

>>9564551
lol

>>9564551
Truth.

>>9567127
nice try

>>9564757
The only adult in this thread.

>>9566135
this guy isn't bitter

>>9567150
you wish, you fucking pedo

>>9566167
in before your eventual rape conviction.

>>9566947
Your both retards if you use the word beta to talk about other men. Your insecurities are showing.

>>9567146
>>9567033
You fags think I'm projecting?
I've had long term girlfriends.

What I know about women, is that they're interested in you the moment you meet.
If you have to pull a bunch of shady tricks to get them to fuck you, then fine, but it won't last.
The point of this entire discussion, which I don't think you people seem to understand, is that if you get a girl in your house, it's game over. They made the decision to show up, and be there alone with you.
Whether you're too big of a pussy to pull the trigger, is up to you; if you need to distract them with outlandish culinary feats learned from youtube then so be it, but none of that shit lasts.

Beta males try to distract women from reality, while the alpha male embraces it.
White power.

>>9567162
>denying that betas exist in the world
spotted the post-modernist

>>9567170
I don't think anyone cares what the guy trolling a cooking board on 4chan thinks about the three woman he's interacted with.

>>9567172
At least I don't make believe some bullshit meme sociology crap in order to avoid thinking about my own crippling loneliness and unlovability.

>>9563850
If you lift heavy enough things she'll be in your pants before you even finish making the dessert.

>>9567118
No joke this sounds fucking AWFUL

What's the limit on how long it takes to prepare a dish? 45 minutes? An hour?

>>9567170
>You fags think I'm projecting?

>I've had long term girlfriends.

>Beta males try to distract women from reality, while the alpha male embraces it.

No,now i think you are lying to yourself and trying to sound cool on a vietnamese basket weaving forum.

>>9567341
also i really hope you are a troll. it saddens me to think you are actually reeeeing at your computer while bashing out the word beta on your keyboard.

Isnt it better to cook together? also racewarring faggots get out.

>>9567462
second but they need the attention or they'll be faced with the reality of their shitty lives.

>>9563055
Pic related hasn't failed me and it's easy as fuck.

>>9563850
I'll have the cream of sum yun gai

>>9563908
Chicken kiev. As in, the dish that you have to hammer on the chicken with a mallet, stuff with cold butter, skewer together with toothpicks, dredge in eggs, flour, eggs again and then breadcrumbs, and then deep fry.
Wut?

>>9566257
I'm 99% sure that's a woman. Matches up well with my experience of how most women construct sentences. Also note the emotional arguments.

>>9567565
Meanwhile in reality, you're all kissless virgins arguing over what food to use as bait.

>>9563908
>a chicken kiev and some peas and ketchup on a translucent plastic plate
How does /ck/ consistently make me access repressed memories from my childhood dinners? Fuck you asshole

>>9567542
Obviously a frozen one.

>>9565315
>binging with babish made it look really good
is the joke that he has no idea how to actually cook well, just to make food that instagrams well? watching that guy chop onions is hilarious.

>>9568048
Someone's jealous.

>>9568070
The dude makes a living making one amateurish dish a week on youtube. He's not even a professional cook. Obviously I'm jealous, why shouldn't I be jealous?

>>9563908
I'd rather have my standards and be seen as a creep than just throw some slob on a plate. If she goes to bed with someone who can't cook she isn't worth considering for marriage anyways, and if she isn't worth considering for marriage she isn't worth dating.

>>9563882
i dont mean to be a dick but it says here you're pretty fuckup up

>>9564551
That was creepily specific anon. Would you care to share the rest of the story with the class?

>>9563732
Goddamed nigga you salty

>>9568086
He's not bad, he makes a decent meal.

>>9567496
hrmm something garlic forward seems like a dicey move -- maybe a lil cacio e pepe tho

>>9563732

>>9563732
OP getting smashed

>>9568112
My first wife was tarted. She's a pilot now.

>>9563055
Dunno since I'm a kv, but do women like souffles? Seems fancy and dainty enough.

>>9563850
lmao fucking roasted

>>9568092
>thread about going out of your way to get laid
>WELL EVEN IF IT GETS ME BANNED FROM PLAYGROUNDS I'M GONNA COOK CREPES SUZETTE OUT OF PRINCIPLE

this whole thread smells of ball sweat

>>9563850
>they're much more likely to embark on a crescendo of patronising remarks and laughter
who hurt you anon
WHO HURT YOU

>>9564551
>let me try to dispel the criticism raised against me by mirroring it with far less wit and accuracy
Yeah no dude. The guys who fantasise about flambeeing their way into a warm cunt are exactly the kind of people who spent most of their lives in filth and Cheeto packets

>>9566083
>or if she hasn't she knows she's in trouble

Because of the implication?
Is your name Dennis?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oyvz_g5bnFc

>>9563055
>>9563071
>>9566042
>>9567118
>>9565573
>>9566276
>>9567071

>But anon, I'm a vegan/vegetarian

Now what, cucks?

>>9570879
>Women
>Adhering to their beliefs if they actual feel attraction to you
How can one post contain such virginity?

>>9570879
>vegetarian
halloumi
>vegan
indian food

>>9568857
when you both eat garlic, neither of you notice

>>9563055
>be disgusting bridge troll
>drag human female into my den
>she's screaming the entire time
>"let go of me you disgusting monster!"
>whip out my crepe suzette
>she stops screaming
>pounces on me and we bang all night

>>9563732
GOAT

>>9566551
thats usually what happens with /pol/. Also, I think the dude who got mad at the crepes suzette thing was just a decent troll, and everyone's forgotten what trolling actually looks like

>>9563055
It's mostly about your attitude to cooking that will impress. If you're fast with a knife and use high heat, cavalierly throwing seasonings as necessary, you're in. That said certain dishes do have their advantages, I'd suggest seared duck breast or lobster thermidor. Not using the "usual" meats and fish (chicken, beef, pork, salmon, tuna, most white fleshed fish) tends to be a plus. Also bonus for having a catchy descriptive phrase in the title (sauteed, pan roasted, seared etc).