/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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I eat two in a row, because they are quite small, seems they make them for children

>>9559083
The rib version is vastly superior

>>9559083

>>9559205
Don't eat that

>>9559083
unlimited breadsticks, salad, and pasta for $10
Also I really like the taste of all three of those ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>9559263
good fucking christ, that's vile and hilarious

These are my go to "I'm lazy as fuck and not making anything" meals.

Drenched in Texas Pete hotsauce

My favorite hangover cure.

>>9559319
El Monterey is fine for lazy stuff, but I can't stand the ones with cheese. Something about the smell of that nuked fake cheese shit is unreal.

You fags and your memes got to me and I bought some of these this week. I fucking love them.

>>9559516
I prefer these

But really, I prefer chickun

But out of the beef options, I prefer these

>>9559263
what the fuck is that

>>9559573
why would you ever take delimex over my boy jose ole?

The fake ass KFC mac & cheese

>>9559660
>jose ole
I used to love Jose Ole chimichangas until I unwrapped one that literally smelled like animal shit. Not joking.

>>9559677
This is the best restaurant mac and cheese, the sauce is so thicc. It has the consistency of warm peanut butter with noodles.

>>9559732
>KFC
>restaurant

>>9559732
I think part of it for me is it's one of the few product foods that still tastes exactly like I remember it tasting as a kid.

>>9559697
any animal in particular or...?

>>9559697
>I used to love Jose Ole chimichangas until I unwrapped one that literally smelled like animal shit.
Fucking kek, don't know why this made me laugh so hard

>>9559743
Eh, I dunno. It just smelled like non-human shit.

With american "whey product" slices melted on and Tapatio.

>>9559740
this isn't so bad once you realize people put things like maple syrup or sour cream on their hot dogs

>>9559759
>>9559319
I like these too, I usually dip it in sour cream.

>>9559083
add generic sysco "taco sauce" for the full effect.

>>9559762
I know a guy who slathers cream cheese and sauerkraut on their hot dogs all the time.

the noodles are shit but i love the soup flavour, i'll dip it in some nice bread or even make a noodle sandwich

cheap shit food tho

>>9559787
I like these but Bagel Bites were always superior, Pizza Rolls are a better value though but Bagel Bites are tastier

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>>9559732
This. I fucking hate KFC but their mac and cheese is god tier.
It's one of those things that is so simple yet so many people fuck it up so hard.

>>9559792
ugh, pot noodles man, that has to be the most desperate part of living in the UK, there's no proper instant noodles in any of the mainstream stores.

After a night out you can't have a nice bowl of top ramen and some gatorade, nah it had to be a pot noodle and lucozade or whatever the fuck it
is instead.

Thanks for triggering my PTSD.

>>9559828

what stores are you going to, most uk brands like super noodles are shit but they do stock some nice foreign ones like shin ramyun gourmet spicy.

I do have a cheeky pot noodle every once in a while tho, chopping in some chives extra soy sauce

my mom was a single mom and was always working, i usually was at home alone until 12 am when she finally got home but i was fast asleep. she didnt have a lot of money regardless because faggot dad left the country and left my mom with nearly 30000 dollars in debt he accumulated in her name. She'd rush home on friday with pic related because she could afford them on her tight budget and she'd wake me up with a bowl of four fresh out of the oven, and we'd eat together once a week. I still eat them to this day, mainly because the smell reminds me of her, and as a way to remember her way of trying to forge a special family moment out of nothing.


I miss you mama.

>>9559787

When I was pretty poor and cheap right out of college, I bought these in Kroger style, Banquet buffalo chicken tenders, and Kroger Swedish meatballs. Enough food for like two weeks for under $15. Not healthy at all.

>>9559222
Why is it that whenever I buy these, the chicken is horrifically undercooked?

This right here.

>>9559875
Did she pass?

>>9559083
>>9559155
Add a little butter to the potatoes and corn. And if you have it tony chachere's to all 3

>>9559319
Red package is best.

>>9559940
breast cancer 4 years ago. ill make four but eat 3. my mom always let me have more than her cuz i always had "great man's appetite" as she said.

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>>9559875
Sad now

>>9559973
Hopefully your faggot father died painfully. Did she at least have a good life and pass peacefully?

>>9559762
>people put things like maple syrup or sour cream on their hot dogs

>>9559973
>ill make four but eat 3

>>9559987
Living with being a shit father is pain enough I think. She did pay off her debt, it might have been the stress from the workload she faced that caused her cancer. But id like to believe she was happy, she never spoke of being afraid of dying, not once, even in the hospital we'd look at memes on her hospital bed and gossip about family. If she was sad, she hid it well.

>>9560024
I wouldn't but those seem kind of inoffensive.

>>9560059
At first I was sad, but now I feel fuzzy. I'm glad your mom was in good spirits til the end.
Best of luck anon.


Relevant to thread - the other day I ate a dark chocolate bar with spicy pork rinds. It was delicious but felt entirely wrong somehow.

These will kill me one day, but until then.

>>9559875
>>9559973
>>9560059

Crazy how it rains at night, huh?

>>9559573
This. A couple of these drenched in hot sauce would be my lunch most days when I was losing weight

eat mr noodles kimchi bowl almost every day there than that just drink monsters and coffee

>>9560059

I looked at this thread for pictures of shitty but addictive food, not to feel. You're a good son, you were your mother's light when things were dark.

>>9559973
lmao how is breast cancer even a thing just take them out during wisdom tooth removal it's not like their are needed for anything roflmao

>>9559875
Q Q

I'm crying so much.

>>9560082
Enjoy your stoke or heart attack

>>9560059
Respect for both anon and his mother. The world would be a better place if people were like this more often.

McDonald's and Taco Bell

There was some type of Jose Ole burrito that was served at my school from middle to high school that I got nearly every day. Those were good shitty tubes of meat goop. Can't for the life of me find them again or even remember what flavor they were. Just a fine slop of ground beef inside and a red package like this.

>>9559740
FUCK YEAH

>>9559759
came here to post this.

>>9559781
Sauerkraut is fucking great on hotdogs, cream cheese sounds shitty but I won't knock it til I try it.

>>9559759
Beat me to it. I prefer this one though.

Red is a very close 2nd though.

I like mine with Jalapeno salt, MSG, some TB Diablo sauce, and a small amount of Ghost Pepper sauce (still building dat tolerance)

>>9559875
<3

>>9559828

Nissin ramen lines are great. Do some in ASDA, possibly other major stores.

contributing my fave

>>9560025
I once worked with a woman who's son worked at an armour factory. That factory a few years ago had a guy on the night shift get stupid and climb into a machine with the safety turned off to clean it. Someone accidentally hit the power on the machine, and the guy was turned into vienna sausage. They had to close down the factory a few months during the investigation.

>>9559263
Murlocs are not for eating!

my cooking

>>9559875
This is the first time I've felt feels from a post on 4chan in years.

>>9559875
I'm sorry for your loss.

Learned how to make instant noodles and those Lipton instant soup packets when I was a kid. Nobody really had time to spend time with me and we grew up poor and emotionally dead, so I would watch what my family ate and then teach myself how to do it or would ask for some for myself at the grocery store instead of toys or stuff.

As an adult, I still overeat because it has become my way to connect to things I otherwise feel I cannot, whether it be food from anime or food someone else was eating and it stuck with me for some reason.

Lately it has been hi-chew and the cotton candy bubbleyum my grandmother liked a lot. Also I was drinking coke and eating Munchos because I watched Umaru-chan. I love the taste of Munchos. Soda is terrible but I really like the taste of cola, like the RC my dad used to drink. When I feel depressed, I make that instant Lipton noodle soup. My brother ate that shit by the box when was a kid. Everyone else outside my family I've met says it's gross, but it tastes like my home.

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>>9560059
Your mother sounds like she was a true angel who graced earth with her presence, I'm so sorry for your loss.

These tears though, did not expect to get hit with feels tonight.

>>9559083
op you should buy that red plate to make it look edible.

>>9559875
I'm not crying, I've just been cutting some onions.

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>>9559973
i didnt come on /ck/ to cry

the fact that I could get 2 of these for the equivalent of 5 bucks neatly fullfills my needs

>>9559973
i hope you have a good life anon

>people actually buy and eat the Banquet pot pies

for gosh sakes love yourself a little more, /ck/ and spring for the Marie ones

>>9559732
Even Bourdain loves this shit, it's like his hipster Kryptonite.

>>9559516
24 million Australians cant be wrong

>>9560408
I bet he tasted delicious in the end

>>9559787
Post a comment on my webzone

>>9560837
double filet o fish is legitimately a good sandwich so doesnt belong in this thread

>>9559973
God bless you, anon.

>>9559875
I'm sad now. Thanks.

>>9559222
Hungry man used to be top tier tv dinner nows its garbage juice

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>>9560059
Your own good character is a reflection of the kind of person she was and the positive influence that she had on your life despite what you both struggled through. I bet she's proud of the person you've grown up to be. Bless you and her.

>>9559263
Is this real ?

>>9559319
>good source of protein

Does anyone believe this?

>>9560955
bean and cheese are both protein heavy but they are wrapped in a flour tortilla which means carbs and its probably full of HFCS which is literally just carbs so yeah, its lying by omission if anything

>>9559855
>extra soy
Are you insane ?

>>9559828
Not a Word more about lucozade you uncultered swine

>>9560972
>all cheese in the world is the same
>the beans Arent filled with sugar and of sub par quality.

What i am trying to say is the production is made with below inferior products and suggests to its customers that this would be a viable source of protein

No wonder americans are so fucking fat and sick.

>>9561034
did I say it wasn't?

>>9560973
More like INSOYNE

>>9559083
Sometimes I smash up oreos and eat them in a bowl with milk like cereal

The spicy jamaican beef patties at 7-11

I loved turkey twizzlers before that fat-tongued spacker Jamie Oliver stole them from me.

>>9559875
Man. I used to hate my mom. I was convinced she was too harsh, that she was taking out her stress on me. Now I can see that she was scared for me and just wanted me to know that as a man, I had to be vigilant of certain things. But I took her bluntness the wrong way and basically was looking to shoot the messenger.

I love you mom. Im sorry I wasted all that time being angry. Only God knows.

Fuck you for giving me the feels.

>>9561105
We never know what life has in store for us man. Don't beat yourself up too much about it.

>>9559762
sourcream and cheese would be great on a hotdog, the fuck u thinkin

>>9559886
Undercooked as in raw or undercooked as in cold? They shouldn't be raw, but if they're still cold it's probably because your microwave isn't as strong as the one they use for cook times. It'll usually say like "5 minute cook time for 1000 watt microwave", so if your microwave is only 700 watts you'll need to do like 7 or 8 minutes instead of 5.

>>9559875
i love these feel/depression posts. Does anyone remember back in 2011 there was an epic ongoing thread about depressing food stories? that thread is what made me a regular here.
One story was about an old man that lived alone in an old dusty apartment and could only afford ramen, one story about a girl that had to resort to prostitution to pay the bills and her only comfort was a mcdonalds cheeseburger which she ends up accidently choking on and dying. I think what sparked the thread was me mentioning I ate a turkey Hungry Man dinner with cranberry sauce as Chistmas eve dinner one year when I was snowed in a barracks.

oh also,
>7/11 hot dogs with that fake chili&cheese
>Tostinos pizzas
>movie theater "nachos" with a ton of shitty pickeled jalapenos that have probably been in that jar for 8 years

>>9559779
I ate 3 of those at night. I destroyed the toilet at work

>>9560837
yeee niggga, needs more sauce and cheese tho

>>9559875
What country did he go back to?

>>9559350
>Shitty food
last time i checked that shit was delicious

>>9561524
it is delicious but it's still shitty food

Living without electricity for a month showed me the value of various canned foods. Not that I really want to go back to eating them again.

>>9560576
>van Gogh poster

>>9559350
>no artificial

a flat out lie

I love gas station hot dogs

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>>9561285
Wow, I didn't expect this to resonate with so many of you, thank you anons, I love you all.

Maybe I'll make a thread of remembrance for her by doing a cookalong of her fried veal recipe. With the NoName burritos on the side.

>>9561310
Brazil.

>>9559875
I was not ready for these feels. I was not ready at all.

>>9559875
This hit me really hard, anon.