/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9527499
Lawful evil

>>9527499
Chaotic neutral here

>>9527499
>which popsicle flavor are you?
>take this quick personality test to find out!

chaotic evil

>>9527499
Twist and tuck.

>>9527499
Chaotic neutral.

>Dad keeps throwing away breadclips and ties the tightest fucking knots on all the bread
WHY

>>9527499
Lawful neutral.

Sometimes the clip breaks then I'm true neutral.

Lawful or chaotic neutral. Sometimes Lawful evil if I'm throwing it in the freezer (don't eat bread too often.)
Both me and my flatmate have a habit of going full chaotic evil with bread rolls and other bread shit though. To be honest its hard to get through a 6 pack of rolls unless you're eating at least one a day.

Lawful Neutral but if I lose the clip I use Lawful Evil or Chaotic Neutral depending on how lazy I feel at the time

>>9527504
>>9527513
My niggas

>>9527514
My ex did that. Looking back I'd say it was a huge factor in the failure of the relationship.

>>9527502
You should honestly die

Who the fuck even does chaotic good?

>>9527499

Lawful Neutral, it's a perfectly good bag clip.

neutral evil inside of lawful good.

>>9527499
I'm somewhere between lawful evil & true neutral
I tie a slip not so it stays closed, but it's easy as shit to get back into it

lawful/chaotic neutral combined with lawful good

>>9527499
I bounce between lawful neutral, chaotic neutral and neutral evil

lawful neutral until it breaks,then lawful evil but I tie a slipknot

Twist and tuck. The best you can do without peripherals.

>>9527499
Chaotic neutral. But I twist and leave it on the side that has the twisted bit.

>>9527701
>tell my wife i said hello

>>9527499
how the fuck is tying a know lawful evil but twist and tuck is chaotic neutral who the fuck made this shit

>>9527499
There is literally no reason not to be lawful neutral.

>>9527499
Who on earth does true neutral? The middle option should at least be some sort of jack of all trades, but it's the dumbest of them all. You may as well be lawful evil and tie a knot if you don't mind the fidgeting. At least it saves you the trouble of having to find a rubberband.

>>9527499
Most of the time Lawful neutral but some of the time neutral evil

What am I?

>>9527499
I just leave it like this, with hubby and the kids around bread never lasts more than a day

>>9527499
What's really the difference between lawful good and chaotic evil anyway? They should be polar opposites, but a breadbox has enough air circulation to make bread go stale just as fast, maybe even faster if you open it a lot.

Chaotic neutral inside of lawful good. But sometimes chaotic evil or neutral evil inside of lawful good because I forget or CBA to twist and tuck properly.

>>9527499
lawful neutral + tuck

>>9527499
>mix it up between all evil and if I'm feeling it chaotic neutral

>>9528066
That's just called neutral austism.

>>9527499
Chaotic evil, but the bread sits in the freezer

Probably related, how long does it take you to go through the loaf? A week?

>>9527499
Chaotic neutral or lawful evil with an easy to untangle knot. Or lawful neutral once in a while, but buying packaged bread is silly if real bread is available.

Chaotic Neutral: Tim's Twist and Tuck
Chaotic Evil: Formerly Franks

Lawful good, made a drawer in my kitchen into a breadbox to save space on the counter

>>9527507
I'm interested in this thread.

After 7 years I'm nothing more than newfag.

>>9527499
neutral good and neutral evil depends on mood

>>9528101
be less of a slob

>>9528257

>>9528249
Your level of newfag isn't determined by how long you've been on the site but when you first started browsing. Sorry Anon, but that doesn't mean you can't be an appreciated poster.

lawful neutral

>>9527499
Mostly chaotic evil.

Lawful good and lawful neutral my man

>>9528266

Lawful neutral for the most part, if I lose the clip i turn to chaotic neutral.

>>9528266
>>9528377
88?

Chaotic neutral or neutral evil are the most practical and effective options.

Lawful good and neutral good are acceptable but unnecessary. Chaotic good, lawful neutral and true neutral are all stupid and a hassle. Lawful evil is genuinely malicious depending on how tight. Chaotic evil is dumb.

Chaotic neutral

>>9527499
Chaotic Neutral

>>9527504
Only right answer

>>9527499
Why is tying it evil?

>>9527499
lawful neutral

>>9528036
You're dumb as shit. Lawful evil is fucking horrid, have you ever tried to open a tied knot in a fucking bread bag?? It's retarded and such a fucking waste of time. Chaotic neutral is just twisting and tucking, preserving the freshness of the bread with minimal effort. it's the patrician method for high-efficiency bread consumers. If you can't understand that you shouldn't reproduce.

>>9527499
Neutral or lawful evil

>>9528942
It's annoying having to untie it, especially if the knot was too tight.

>>9527499
Chaotic neutral or neutral evil depending on how much is left and the shape of the loaf.

>>9528266
>>9528377
what the FUCK

>>9529128
That a liger?

>>9529141
this

>>9527499
I just use a twist tie. What does that make me?

Just toasting this bread.

>>9527504
this. accomplishes the purpose with the least amount of work

>>9527499
Lawful neutral

>>9527499
I use one of those wooden laundry clips, so am I neutral good?

>>9527499
Lawful neutral

>>9527499
lawful neutral/lawful evil depending on if i lose the fucker or not

>>9529450
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>>9530751

Lawful and chaotic neutral.

>>9527499
Neutral evil or lawful neutral.

>>9527499
I guess True Neutral because I twist and tuck as well as reuse the bag tie/clip.

>>9527499
I need a fucking bread box.

I just make it and leave it under a dish towel, then get annoyed when it's hard as fuck.

>>9527499
I never buy bread. I make some when I want it because I prefer it unsalted so I can put a pickle on my unsalted hummus sandwich.

>>9527504
Same

does yours line up with what you get when you take the test?
>lawful neutral
>yes

>>9527499

lol tying a knot what is your bread gonna run away

just tuck, faggots

also bread goes in the fridge because i'm tired of throwing away the last few slices due to mold

>>9527499
Chaotic Neutral

I bake bread 2-3 times per week and just keep the finished loaves loosely wrapped in plastic grocery bags. The bread doesn't get sliced until immediately before eating, and sourdough breads don't go stale as quickly anyways, so it doesn't make much difference to me how I store it.

>>9531508
I just wrapped my rye bread the same way. Nothing like as pretty as yours though so I will hide my shame.

Chaotic Evil

I bake bread 2-3 times per week and just keep the finished loaves loosely wrapped in plastic grocery bags. The bread doesn't get sliced until immediately before eating, and sourdough breads don't go stale as quickly anyways, so it doesn't make much difference to me how I store it.

>>9531090
Bread in the fridge won't mold as quickly but it goes stale faster. Just leave some out on the counter and freeze the rest while it's still fresh.

>>9531055
same for both results

>>9527499
I'm a lawful neutral but my boyfriend is a fucking chaotic neutral - neutral evil. He probably doesn't even know I'm this petty

>>9527499
Lawful Neutral. I really don't see how someone could do any of the others desu. They all take at least as much time and at least as much effort (more in most cases) and it is much easier to reuse the clip... why do anything else? It comes with something which you can use to close it already.

>>9528036
the evil ones all have this in common: they do not use anything external to close the bag.

all the neutral/good ones have this in common: they have various ways of closing the bag.

what separates neutral from good is each method's effectiveness at keeping fresh, sensibility, ease of reuse, and how overall good it is for the bread.

What the hell is the bottle hack

>>9527499
Chaotic neutral at about half way. Until then twist tie

>>9527502
Actual subhuman

>>9527499
Neutral Evil. Why put so much effort into it?

I guess I should be lawful neutral but I always instinctively lose or throw away the clip.

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>>9528036
Good/evil = more organised vs less organised
Law/chaos = high effort vs low effort

Neutral evil and chaotic evil can be read as one line
>Just fucking
>Leaving the bag open
>Just fucking leaving the bag open

I'm sorry my autism has blessed this thread.

>>9531788
>the evil ones all have this in common: they do not use anything external to close the bag.
Wrong.

True neutral and I put the bread in the fridge

Neutral evil baby
Neutral fucking evil

>>9527499
LAWFUL GOOD YOU FUCKING DEGENERATES

>>9527499
chaotic neutral here

Lawful evil, but I tie the knot so it will release if I pull on the end.

>>9527499
>not putting it in the freezer

>>9532502
God can you let me please cum right inside you I want to nut so hard in you and spoon you please god I'm so lonely

neutral evil most of the time

>>9527499
Lawful good + lawful neutral (I tie the bag up by reusing the bag clip and put the tied-up bag inside a bread box)

>>9527504
the thinking man choice

>>9527499
I just eat the whole bag at once.

>>9527499
true neutral

>>9529128
That's why it's evil you sweetie.

>no option for people who just leave the shit out on the counter without the fucking bag

>>9533017
That's his point, ya dip

>>9527502
Lawful evil every single time. It's the most convenient

>>9527499
What if you eat the whole bag?

i tuck it in, then put it in a bread box
what am i?

>>9527499
neutral good
ive got so many clips

>>9527499
I didn't know it was a debate. I thought lawful neutral was the only way

>>9527499
Lawful neutral for bread bags that come with the little clips.

Neutral good for bread that doesn't come with a clip

Chaotic neutral, but I do it by swinging the bread around like a morning star. Any one else?

>>9527499
Lawful Neutral and Chaotic Neutral... But first I always suck out the air. As soon as you see the bread squish a little, twist, reapply original bag clip, & tuck. I'd genuinely be more surprised if someone spergs about their bread as much as I do.

>>9528059
>with hubby and the kids around bread never lasts more than a day
Why? Are you raising a family of fucking ducks or something?

Lawful good

how is neutral evil neutral evil it's literally the fastest method of them all (besides chaotic evil)

>>9527499
I remove it from the shitty bag it came in and put it in a ziplock.

>>9535841
>Lawful Neutral and Chaotic Neutral... But first I always suck out the air.

same

>>9527499
>Lawful neutral
If you do anything else youre a fucking animal and need to be put down

>>9527499
I put it in the fridge.

>>9527504
The only sane choice. Good job bois

>>9527499
chaotic neutral

how long are you trailer park idiots going to keep this shit up? It's like watching bangladeshi's lick each other's assholes for nourishment. you're profoundly depressing human beings.

>>9527499
>Bag half full; Lawful Neutral
>Bag half empty; Chaotic Neutral
>one or two pieces left; Neutral Evil

>>9527499
Chaotic neutral.
>>9527502
Die.

>>9527499
>no wrapping in tea towel.

chaotic neutral

>>9538685
>It's like watching bangladeshi's lick each other's assholes for nourishment.
so you are pretty familiar with that?

>>9538903
Exactly this

>>9527499
Chaotic neutral always. Also the first end is saved as a buffer.

>>9527499
>no option for twist ties

Lawful neutral normaly

Neutral Evil if I'm lazy or in a rush.