/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9507905
Is that an MG?

>>9507909
No. It's a Crispy Buffalo Chicken Melt.

>>9507905
It's only $1.29 and tastes great between the patties of a McDouble?

The cheese on that thing is a fucking disaster. Honestly just buy a McChicken™ and add your own hot sauce. Cheaper too.

What the fuck are you driving in 2017 that doesn't have power steering?

>>9507905
>melt

Um....sweetie.

That's a "burger" sandwich. Not a melt.

>>9507905
are you in a speed boat?

>>9508217
who mentioned power steering?
if you know that thing doesn't has power steering, then you know what he's driving, asshole

>>9507905
AMERICANS LITERALLY DRIVE AND EAT BURGERS AT THE SAME TIME.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST LMFAO

>>9508496
OBSESSED
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>>9508496
>Euros don't know the comfy feeling of driving around the city on a sunny day and chomping on a burger

O B S E S S E D

>>9508724
>>9508754

>>9508754
lmao being proud of that shit

>>9507909
>>9508217
>>9508248

Looks like a Factory Five mk4 to me

>>9508779
>not

>>9508496
he's clearly in a "car-park" you fucking bong.

>>9508817
What audio book do you suppose he's listening to?

>>9508823
You nailed it... Thomas Piketty's Capital in the Twenty-First Century. See, that's why I hang with /ck/, you guys just get me. That and the /sip/ memes.

>>9508954
You got that baby seat in there so you can take your wife's son cruising?

>>9507905
this is what you want op

>>9508981
Oh, a cuck joke. Never change /ck/.

>>9508995
Is that Arby's? I think I saw a commercial for those and instantly lusted hard.

>>9509011
yup. they are slightly addictive.

>>9508760
my family told me aliens are demons (evil angels in christian theology so i guess same difference)
this magazine cover seems pretty accurate
nothing wrong with a well trimmed mullet

>>9508781
why is the e brake clear the fuck over on the passenger side?

>>9508954
Can I have money please?

>>9508954
kek I don't think that's what >>9508823 was referring to. Look up fatty mcautism.

>>9509304
this tbqh

>>9507905
It was alright, way too much cheese though. One slice would've been enough.

>>9508760
kek

>>9508254
You're literally retarded. I'm not kidding, you are actually retarded.

>baby seat
>is literally a 2 seater
>single man carrying for his ex-wife's child
how sad

>>9509732
I picked up my kid from school today because it was super nice out. The seat is almost never in the car because its a fucking retarded car to use for child transportation. Its usually my wife and I, out for lunch, or just me out for a drive. I thought about taking the seat out for the picture, but I wanted you guys to know that its possible to be rich, successful, and to have nice toys, while also doing the family thing - which is what's really important.

>>9509918
Well no fucking shit, I don't have to look at 4chan to know there are rich, successful people with families out there, I can look at my goddamn brother for that.

Thanks for the kick in the face.

>>9509935
>Thanks for the kick in the face.
You need to fix your attitude.

>>9509918
how do people like this exist?
become successful and have a family yet still shitpost on an anime cooking board about eating fitter trash

>>9509957
>shitpost on an anime cooking board about eating fitter trash
Crazy to think that the gods of men, are still human.

>>9509918
oh boy another blog post im not reading

Fuck me do you drive an AC Cobra? Thought most people on this board would be scared of true sports cars (the kind that try to kill you)

>>9510633
>Thought most people on this board would be scared of true sports cars
What did he mean by this? People that are interested in great food are not interested in great cars? What did he mean by this?

>>9507905
The crispy chicken parm was better imo

>>9511327
Foodies are almost always effeminate.

>>9510501
It's just some dude who thinks he won't get divorce raped by his whore wife

>>9509957
Trust funds.

>>9511425
>>9511437
Jealousy does not look good on either of you. You can imagine a past, or future for me if you need to for your fragile egos. But the reality of today remains.

>>9507905
>>9508112
>buying a McChicken

>>9508240
Um sweaty it's not a burger if it has chicken

It is official. For me, the Buffalo Chicken Slider from Arby's is THE WORST fast food chicken sandwich. I've never had such a low quality, thin, piece of horrible chicken. These guys need to stick to bagged roast beast slurry. This shits gonna give me the meats.

>>9513140
This is reviewbrah's dad

>>9513463
Two points. First, I'm probably only 10 years older than rb. Second, I'd never raise such a racist beta.

>>9513959
Joey?

>>9513959
S-Steve?

>>9513140
Was it like a sponge?

This thread is pure cringe, jesus christ. I hope OP dies tomorrow.

>>9513959
>>9513959
Being racist is an alpha make trait

>>9510633
That's not an ac cobra

>>9514034
It was dry and hard and mostly fried batter. Fucking awful. At least it was only 1.29, or whatever disgustingly cheap price it was.

>>9508954

Definately what I picked OP's car as

Nailed it

Krystal™ should make a buffalo version of their Chik™.

>>9514175
On a personal level, I am exceedingly proud of you.