/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Ask him if it's because I can only use his supplied ketchup or if he has a moral objection to the use of ketchup. In the former case I ask him to bring me some ketchup, in the latter case I autistically ask him to leave me alone and spill spaghetti until he leaves.

Take my food into the bathroom and apply condiments in pace.

Use my ketchup anyway

I mean what could he do, punch me in the face?

>>9489151
Squirt it in his face

>>9489151
>tfw lived in chicago all my life but still never had a chicago dog
they wont kick me out if they find out right?

I don't know who the bigger asshole is, the twat being pretentious about the garbage parts of animals, or the twat who carries a personal bottle of ketchup with him.

>>9489208
northern suburbs aren't chicago

>>9489208
No, they release you in south Chicago and you can't leave until you find a place to get a dog.

>putting ketchup on a hotdog
What the fuck

Ketchup is a condiment for children and no adult should ever use it.

>>9489185
[quote from man punched in the face]

>>9490355
Ketchup is good on shitty food.

>>9490355
this

You know what's worse than the guy who used ketchup on his food?

The fucking loser who cares what condiments other people use on their food.

>>9489151
If a person carries a personal bottle of ketchup with them, I would avoid making even a fleeting eye contact with the, obviously, deranged lunatic.

I carry a personal bottle of Tabasco with me everywhere, is that autismal? I mean at least it's not ketchup, r-right guys?!

>>9490422
>The fucking loser who cares what condiments other people use on their food.
It's a matter of tradition. Some places actually have food traditions where there are right and wrong ways to do things. There's nothing wrong with having an anything goes mentality toward food, but it does lead to lots of awful shit like pineapple, ranch dressing and/or Buffalo chicken on pizza. And all kinds of other atrocities. Tradition is kind of a hedge against shit like that. Start off with ketchup on hot dogs and who knows where you end up? Ranch dressing on tater tots? Shrimp Alfredo pasta? Taco Bell?

>>9490442
correct answer

>>9490460
you know the truth, in the black, shriveled lump you call a heart.

>>9490468
There is literally nothing wrong with pineapple on a pizza.

>FRUIT on a PIZZA????
Google "tomato"

>>9489151
Thank him and then wonder why I have the worst condiment

>>9490355
Hotdogs are meat scraps in a collagen tube. The food you're objecting to putting ketchup on is arguably more low-grade than the ketchup.

>>9490468
>Food traditions

Yeah, and those places are backwards shitholes. You enjoy being told how to eat your food? You like some sanctimonious cocksuckers telling you you're enjoying things wrong?

>>9490468
>it does lead to lots of awful shit like pineapple, ranch dressing and/or Buffalo chicken on pizza. And all kinds of other atrocities.

So basically what you're telling me is that anything you don't personally like is an "atrocity." Don't really know why I expected anything else from this board.

>>9490468
By that logic, we should only be drinking water and eating plain meat cooked over a fire.

>>9490468
>Start off with ketchup on hot dogs and who knows where you end up?
oh my fucking god

Apologize sincerely, then proceed to apply barbecue sauce from my other personal bottle to the dog.

>>9489151
>in here
Who eats hotdogs under a roof? you either buy them at a cart or a kiosk for gods sake.

>>9490355
gay

>>9489151
You know what would be funny?
Asking for Ranch dressing on your Chicago Dog.
It's basically salad to begin with. What could it hurt?

>>9490736
>What could it hurt?
chicago's precious little feelings

>>9489151

Easy.

Say you're a diabetic and what you have is sugar free ketchup.

Ketchup is an obsolete condiment. For any instance of using ketchup there is always a superior option available.
Prove me wrong.

>French fries?
Ranch
>Hotdog?
Mustard
>Hashbrowns?
Tabasco or Country Gravy
>Meatloaf?
BBQ sauce.

>>9490778
Ranch, mustard, tabasco, country gravy and BBQ sauce are obsolete condiments. For any instance of using them there is always the superior option available.

>French fries?
Ketchup
>Hotdog?
Ketchup
>Hashbrowns?
Ketchup
>Meatloaf
Ketchup.

>>9490778
>fancy sauce/fry sauce
Checkmate atheist. Give your life to Jesus.

>>9490468
>MUH TRADITION
So you only eat open fire roasted unseasoned meats right? It's tradition after all.

>>9489151
>"excuse me sir, you can't use that in here"
But you don't work here...

How would I bring my own bottle of ketchup? I'd need a portable refrigerator

>>9490796
You at least make different kinds of ketchups for different things, right anon?

>>9490854
No. Great Value brand ketchup on everything, preferably in amounts such that I can't see the food I'm eating it with.

>>9490460
I don't

Don't get me wrong, I totally would, the only thing holding me back is the fact that I would drink the entire thing almost immediately if it's small enough to carry around. Well, that and because I'm a shut-in NEET, so I don't go anywhere anyways.

>>9490468
>It's a matter of tradition.

No, a tradition is something that is _accepted_ by people, otherwise it's an imposition.

>>9490691
I will never not love this meme. It's so fucking ridiculous and stupid, it's awesome.

Do Americans really base their identity around hot dog condiments? Adults don't even eat hot dogs in the rest of the world, it's childrens food.

>>9490778
You unironically have shit taste.

>>9490954
No, Chicago does.
And Chicago is a garbage city, so it makes sense they'd base their identity around the presentation of a garbage food.

>>9490546
Degenerate detected.

>>9490866
Does it contain corn syrup? Anon?

>>9490991
It does by the time I'm done with it.

>>9490954
>Adults don't even eat hot dogs in the rest of the world
dumbass

>>9490954
>>9490962
I forgot to add, I do love the South Side however. That's where my son's father lives.

>takes bottle of habanero hot sauce to cook outs.
Acceptable or autistic?

>>9490460
Did they give you the leather belt bottle holder for Christmas?

>>9491009
haha those negroes

>>9490981
You're on 4chan. Be prepared to detect a lot of degenerates.

>>9491009
Flyover detected. No self-respecting Californian would settle for a Chicago bull. I only breed my girlfriend with Detroit or Cleveland bulls.

>>9490468
This guy's got the right idea! Also, gays shouldn't be allowed to marry, and neither should interracial couples!

Yeah, down with freedom!

>>9491025
Worst Coast is basically Flyover, desu. Here in the East it's got to be Chicago or St. Louis, but I don't personally do much breeding ever since my new girlfriend (male) moved in.

>>9491035
>gays shouldn't be allowed to marry, and neither should interracial couples
you make it sound like those are controversial stances around here

>>9491044
It's not our fault that /ck/ is so infested with Flyovers. My wife's son is literally fearing for his life ever since they got Cheeto-Voldemort elected.

>>9489151

>What do?

Tell the guy to go fuck himself.

>>9490355

>Ketchup is a condiment for children and no adult should ever use it.

Are you aware how much food snobbery like this has in common with people who are considered "picky" eaters?

If you like ketchup, have ketchup. If you don't like ketchup, don't have it. Any opinion on the matter, as far as I'm concerned, is verbal diarrhea that nobody should give a shit about.

>>9489151

break it over his head

>>9489169
requiescat in pace :^)

>>9491086
>Any opinion on the matter, as far as I'm concerned, is verbal diarrhea that nobody should give a shit about
Including yours?

I stand up and shout "FOR HENRY HEINZ!" and strike him down previous to taking his head as both a trophy and a warning to those who disparage ketchup

>>9491110
not having an opinion is, actually, not an opinion. you can go ahead and stuff your semantics right back into your fucking face hole

>>9491146
But you do have an opinion. Opinions aren't bipolar.

>>9489208
The suburbs aren't Chicago bud

>>9492658
There are like 7 hot dog places within 20 minutes of my house.

>>9491038
Go fuck yourself.
West coast = Best coast

>>9492775
>There are like 7 hot dog places within 20 minutes of my house.
Glad you admit to being suburbs. There's 10 hotdog joints within walking distance of my apartment

>>9492938
California would be bearable if they didn't actually think they were the best there is. New Yorkers are arrogant but they legitimately have the best city in all of the Americas.

Californians are arrogant because the weather is decent but everything else about living there sucks.

>>9490778
Just checking back in to see that no one has successfully proved me wrong. Feels good.

When is ketchup going to go out of business?

>>9490778
>Fries
I'm more partial to BBQ Sauce or maybe a little mayo with some Old Bay in it.
>Hotdog
No condiments you fool! Only onions and maybe some Chili.
>Hashbowns
Ranch easily
>Meatloaf
Again nothing, You slather your meatloaf in shit like ketchup or BBQ sauce, it means you have a shitty meatloaf.

>>9493001
Both are terrible and should be broken off from the rest of the USA and made in to prison colonies or degenerate dumps a la "Escape From New York" and "Escape From L.A"

>>9489151
The only people who get mad about ketchup on hotdogs is people from the suburbs
>t. chicago anon

No one's going to fucking stop you if you use ketchup and it's available everywhere. Personally I wouldn't because chicago hotdogs are already way too messy

Is this kinoposting, /ck/ edition?

>>9492658
i moved out into the city
shits too expensive in the burbs

>>9492978
nibba i live above a hotdog shop fite me bitch