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Hi guys. What are some of your tips, ideas, and suggestions for getting the most for your money at a buffet?

I generally bring a backpack in, pretending I'm a college kid, then pour entire plates of egg rolls, crab rangoon, sweet and sour chicken (without the sauce), and any other non-greasy/saucy dish.

Also stuff the fried donuts in my pockets and down my pants.

Wear a baseball cap, and put more food on top of your head, then wear it out.

Lube your ass with sweet and sour sauce, then stick more food up there. If you are lucky enough to have a gf have her lube both her ass and pussy and do the same.

Need more tips, senpai.

>> No.9483270

Only get meat. Don't ever eat chips, pasta or noodles.

>> No.9483295

>>9483266
>being this proud of acting like a nigger
that or you are just a larping teen who has never actually eaten at a restaurant without his family present

>> No.9483317

Bring a therapy dog in, have him chow down.

When you get back home, kick him in the stomach until he barfs it all back up. That can last you for days depending on the size of the breed.

>> No.9483348

include me in the reddit screencap!

>> No.9483369
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9483369

I typically shove potato wedges up my anus, personally, but some people prefer the nuggets. I just can't stand pushing them out individually but then they get a little poop on them if I forgot to do an enema. I'll grab entire steaks and chicken fingers and put them in my panties in the taint area and infront of my cock n balls. Nothing wrong with a big package, or so they think. Little do they suspect my raging hard-on and the blood running down my legs is an entire porterhouse steak.

Heh. Suckers.

>> No.9483847

>>9483348
Boasting in an epic pread!

>> No.9483857
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>>9483270
Seafood is better than beef which is better than chicken.

Avoid empty calories if you want to make them hurt

>> No.9483865

Shit makes me itchy and sleepy. Prob all the msg

>> No.9483955

Eat only meat, period. Most bang for your buck. Carbs and veg are cheap fillers that you can eat tomorrow. Just stuff your belly until it bloats with meat, glorious meat!

>> No.9483969

No italian section, no sushi section.

Just repeated slices of their prime rib and crab or lobster.

>> No.9483972

>>9483266
skip the buffet and save your money

>> No.9483987

Seems like a pretty big waste of money to go to a buffet and not just eat whatever seems most appetizing.

>> No.9483988

>>9483295
He just said he hides food in his ass and you think this is a serious thread? Do you wear a helmet walking around your house?