/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>/r9k/

Life is just gonna keep fucking going isn't it?
At least hockey season is almost upon us.

>approximately 2 months of sobriety

Feels weird man

My favorite things about being an alc are waking up feeling like death and the liquid shits.

>>9476580
Good for you anon, I always wonder about the folks who quit and then still come to these threads. Why do you it? Enjoy the company?

Going to quit drinking eventually. Getting tired of hangovers

>>9476543

One of the most pathetic things I do is listen to intense music and eat. I pretend like I must eat in order to save something important or someone I love, and I will go through a couple large pepperoni pizzas and a 40oz of vodka in like 30 minutes or less. 2 of my favorite songs to eat to

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbxZargtXug


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAwWPadFsOA

And before anyone here dares question it. Yes. I am fucking obese.

i am so close to suicide, the most I got for me is I am not broke, have some drugs and I hate people thinking I copped out.

fuck everyone tho. I just want to curl up and cry

drinking so much I fporget if I am inside my house or outside, it takes me a few minutes to realizr where i am sittinh/

reminder// i am outside

God I wish i was drunk right now

>>9476621

Well I'm still an alcoholic, but used to be in them a lot more when I was drinking, I'm still that person after all. idk how long this will last, found a good AA group then moved and haven't found one I like here.

Was smirnoffbro confirmed RIP? That's about when I stopped going all the time

>>9476642

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https://youtu.be/xRB1kUdCyZQ

>>9476682
He was here last thread but he could very well be dead soon. He was talking about going cold turkey.
>>9476657
I love you anon

Is this a good guide on making mead?
https://youtu.be/H6i0PdDDsjs
I want to do it the "traditional" way, since I'm more interested in the process itself than the results (though I do want it to taste good).

3.30am, can't get back to sleep. The closed-eye visuals are so fucking vile that I keep throwing up.
Jesus fuck this CT is going to be brutal. Only 4 hours in and I can feel a million symptoms coming on.

>>9476558
>implying anyone on /r9k/ is old enough to be an alcoholic

alt thread theme for cool dudes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1oHgM2ZNNI

>wake up
>everything hurts
>death can't be worse than this can it?
>check my phone to asses the damages
>sent messages to my ex
>fuck
>banking app says I spent the remaining $100 in my checking account on booze
>fuck
>voicemail of manager on my phone asking why I "no called, no showed"
>fuck
>realize alcohol is ruining my life
>mouth waters as I open the fridge and grab a cold one
>the sound of it opening is music to my ears

>it will never not reek of urine again
>it's everything, it's everywhere
>I am in a world of piss

Should I buy a whore or a half oz of shatter?

just please let me sleep
i'm sorry for existing
fuck fuck fuck

>>9477165
The latter and beat it like a lifer for two weeks straight you mong

>>9477165

obvs the half oz why is this even a question

>>9477209
beat it like a what?

>>9477210
I haven't had sex in 3 years

>>9477165
>>9477210
Right? What the fuck is wrong with this man?
Also you don't buy a whore, you rent it.

>>9477213
A lifer. Like someone who has a life sentence in prison and no remorse about beating off 50 times a day.

>>9477213

The last time I had my cock sucked was by a slighty chubby 6/`0 slut who was my former best friends ex. That was a year ago. The last time I even had sex was like 4 years ago. The last time I kissed someone or god knows what the fuck we did was 5 months ago. She was way out of my league and much older and I ended up black out wasted and screwing things up.

If I can go weeks, months, years on end mother fucker so can you.

You always choose the bottle. Always. There is only the bottle.

>>9477217
ohhh lol

>>9477219
I never realized how important regular sex was until my ex finally left and I wasn't having it.

I've had regular sex from 16-27 almost daily, Then NONE for 3 years now. I haven't even touched a woman that I'm not related to

Sex should be a fundamental human right

>>9477228

Think about it. AIDS vs the bottle.

How am I supposed to maintain a day job if I have to liquid shit every 30 minutes?

>>9477232
Higher end whores don't generally have diseases.


An even if you were to somehow get HIV, You can live forever with it. Look at Magic Johnson

hey guys, just sayin hello.
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0qArTzDOop3

>>9477248

What happened with your ex?

>>9477247
Take opioids before work


>>9477250
hey senpai

>>9477252
So long story short...

I met this amazing woman in 2005, Literally my dream woman. Incredibly beautiful, nice thick body (my thing), great personality, shared all the same interests, An even lied to the police for me to prevent me from being arrested for a ccw violation.

Literally a once in a lifetime woman, A true ride or die bitch.

I constantly cheated on her, lied to her, drank constantly (of course), ignored her, and even slapped her once.

One day after no particular argument, She said she loves me very much but can't be with me anymore because I'm turning into her dad (alcoholic). She started crying and I thought it was just an episode so I left and went over to my brothers house.

Came back home 2 days later and all her stuff was gone, I was shocked how little I owned when she moved out.

Tried to get her back 3 or 4 times then completely gave up.

Haven't seen her since, But I know she has a boyfriend now.

>>9477258

That's sad. Sorry dude but you definitely took her for granted.

>>9477271
Yea I know. I fucked up majorly

I would even quit drinking to be with her now, But It's too late. Her family already hates me

>>9477275

Maybe...I could be your girlfriend tonight O_o?

>>9477258

what a piece of shit you are

cheers

>>9477428
Cheers to that

Pay day today, gonna get fucking wasted

>>9477165
Buy a quarter of shatter and an eighth of a whore.

Anyone ever used weed to power through withdrawals?

>>9477464
Fuck yeah I have. Weed doesn't make me para though, I can imagine that it'd be terrible for anyone who get anxious after a smoke.

>>9477464

ALWAYS TAPER

>>9477490
Never works, I always end up wasted

I woke up this morning to a Minefield of half empty beer cans. Plot twist; some of them still had beer, the other's had piss that smelled like beer. The only way I could tell was pouring out a little bit into a glass and examining the color.

>>9476864
Maybe you shouldn't quit alcohol and benzo at the same time?

>>9477228
>Sex should be a fundamental human right
Let's include prostitution in health care.

My uretha stings post ejaculation during drinking. fml

>>9477528
That's one to tell the grandchildren

Jesus Christ, I feel ferociously bad. I've got days of panicking to look forward to. Fuck this life.

>>9477608
Buy benzos

my mother just offered to let me stay in her house for 3 months or so to pay off my debts without the concerns of rent or food bills.

i think it's for the best. as much as i enjoy staying in the bachelor pad i'm in and drinking to my heart's content, i've been unemployed for way too long and could really use the financial assistance.

it's across the country, i'll have to go dry, and i won't have any social life, but i'll have access to good food, a gym, and a living situation that doesn't consist of regular drinkers. dunno what to do.

>>9476617
>liquid shits
I'm jealous. I stopped eating to allow alcohol calories and still lose weight, haven't shit properly in weeks

>>9477640
do it, you fucking idiot. How is that even a question

>>9477657
>I stopped eating to allow alcohol calories and still lose weight, haven't shit properly in weeks
eat more leafy greens anon, you can keep food calories down while getting some fiber that will help prevent liquid shits

Nope.
Day 1, 11.30am, shaking, puking and anxiety are fucking killing me.
I need alcohol.
Now to figure out how the fuck to get to a shop and back.

hows schwarzbier

>>9477688
Made it. Grabbed 4 cans of tramp cider, now downing their 16 units of booze, which should make me capable of going back for more if I feel like I need to.
Phew. This is totally, brutally shit.

only drank 6 beers last night, feel pretty good

>>9477734
I think once you're in withdrawals you start to overcompensate to make up for lost time and booze. That's how it was for me anyway. Stay strong, anon

>>9477734
Good luck, CT is fucking miserable. Tried tapering but ended up just getting drunk as normal again. You got stuff to do today, or just sitting around waiting for this to pass?

>>9476649
Underrated post

how do u even become an alcoholic lol alcohol tastes like shit

>sister coming to visit me from out of state on thanksgiving
>have to try to keep it together
>she doesn't know I'm an alcohol


Whew, This is going to be tough.

we should have an al/ck/ meetup

>>9477777
>the get is in /alck/
sounds about right
>meetup
bonus points, enjoy the cum brownies

>>9477749
I've nothing to do, just sitting here feeling intense fear.
The booze I just bought will stop WD for maybe 6 hours. Then I'll be straight back into it again.
Awful. We create our own personal hell in our minds. My brain focuses exclusively on the worst conceivable things possible in my life, and I throw up with fear maybe 50 times a day because of it. Not to mention the fucking dozens of other horrific symptoms. Puking, insomnia, shaking, panicking, sweating, heart exploding, organs hurting, fear of seizures etc... fuck, it just doesn't relent.
It'd be so much easier if I could sleep. I normally don't sleep for at least 3 consecutive nights when I go CT. Last fucking thing you need when you feel this bad. When you do manage to sleep, you have nightmares so vivid they feel real even hours after waking.
I wish I could just be drugged unconscious for a week, then put on meds which will make it impossible to get drunk.

Cider has hit. I feel fine now. Can't say I'm looking forward to tonight though.

I’m 24 days sober. Would recommend if you want to live on easy mode. Literally nothing to worry about except food, clothes and shelter.

>>9477640

Go to her

>>9477786
>I wish I could just be drugged unconscious for a week


Ever heard of phenazepam?


It's not a controlled substance in the U.S.

Im so fucking ashamed i went to on a 40 min bus ride to buy enough alcohol to fuck me up til atleast saturday.

Havent had a drink for a while and im sweating like a fucking pig

>>9477786
What do you do all day, even when you are drinking? Just sit about at home on the computer?

>>9477777
I'll have a drink with anyone in London

>>9477823
I was down in London on a work thing a few weeks ago, holy fuck everything is so expensive. How can anyone afford to live there unless they are minted? Got offered a transfer down there but declined as there is no way I would be able to afford the lifestyle I like with the prices there

Anyone else say as a kid that they would never drink? Anyone else laughing at that stupid kid?
Anyone else wondering if things could have turned out better?
Anyone else drinking so they can't see these better futures?

got into my concurrent disorders unit at my local mental health hospital (aka loony bin)

im an alcoholic, bulimic with pretty bad anxiety. valium helps. hopefully they give me a prescription for some good stuff, they helped me apply for medical insurance because pills to really reduce the cravings for booze would bost $300 a month.

mall drinker out.

>>9476621

"there but for the grace of god go i"

or schadenfreude

>>9476657

watch jordan peterson - the necessity of virtue on youtube. it started a journey that really helped put things in a psychological framework.

tl;dr we're all fucked, find something to make the suffering of existence worthwhile

good luck man. my best mate killed himself a few years ago and i still cry because it was such a fucking waste.

suicide doesn't take away your pain, it just gives it to everyone who cares about you.

>>9477892
Free will is a meme, everything is exactly the only way it can be.

>>9477904
What kind of pills? Good luck m8

>>9477253

or naltrexone to help fix both.

alcohol hits a similar dopamine path as opiates.

>>9477934
I think we decide right now what to do. That creates the past.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=JtE3cj8AeQ8
I think some of are just choosing death over sobriety. The guy in that vid was a hardcore alchie and died young.

>>9477937

I forget the name but I don't think its a opiate

also has anyone had any luck with gabapenden? did fuck all for me

thanks anon!

>>9477949
Gabapentin seems to be very effective for me if taken alongside Valium. A lot better than Valium alone.

>>9477960

have you been prescribed valium long term? doctors here in my province seem to be really weary about it

>>9477968
I used to get them handed out like smarties. It's a lot more difficult in recent years, it seems.

Just went for a quick fap in bed you know the good kind of fap where you use your imagination. Thought it took about half an hour but it was 2 hours 20 minutes judging by my browser history.

Also got cum all over my arm somehow how did I do that

>>9476649
Holy shit

>>9477228
I'm 27 and I've never had sex with a chick. Ever.

>>9477934
Free will is a meme if you're omniscient. No one is omniscient so it's not a meme, brainlet retard.

Had been 4 days sober and cracked and bought a bottle of Wild Turkey. It was so slow going at the start but before I knew it whole bottle was polished off. Didn't even feel that pissed. I've been drinking green tea for the last 3 hours and have made about 8 cups.

>>9477968
Benzo are as addictive as alcohol, and it's worse with alkies.
They're useless long term, because of tolerance. Doc don't want to give you a second round of withdrawals and DT.

GIMME ME THE GREEN LIGHT

>>9477584
>Sex should be a fundamental human right

I think they do that in one European country.

>>9477941
Well I take opioids or a mild opioid like kratom so I am not constantly shitting at work, Also calms you down so your not pouring sweat with paralyzing anxiety

I finally accepted being a failure. Life is gonna suck, and I'm mentally preparing for it. I'm not that much of an alck, but it speaks fucking volume when the highlights of your week is drinking by yourself in a bar and looking at the pretty girls around you. Otherwise, the high points of my day are the first cigarette and fapping.

>>9478024
Not knowing something isn’t the same as being free from it. Compatibilism is a meme as well.

Got muh chips
got muh liquor
time 4 a movie

>>9478439
Your idea of free will is magical randomness. How free being tied to random magic, brainlet.

>just drank a half a fitfh 120 proof in 2 minutes

catch you on the flipside

>>9477708
It's "heavier" than pilsner/lager and goes more in the direction of stout ale, usually tastes more like malt than hops, I like to drink it in winter

>>9477640
It's your way out. It will be uncomfortable not drinking but you need to go.

Any of ya'll ever had Vana Tallinn?

>>9478507

isnt it that creamy thing?

tried it, drunk as fuck on a shitty booze cruise between Stockholm - Tallinn

>>9478517
Yeah, there's a few variants
I think the 16% is the super creamy one
I'm sipping the 40% one atm

>>9478461

Now i feel content with life despite all the shit around

>That comfy warm feeling in your tummy
Lovely

>>9476562
Damn, I feel this anon.
It's be a void without hockey

come on in fellow al/ck/s, we're chatting it up and getting drunk

https://chat.mibbit.com/?channel=%23al/ck/&server=irc.rizon.net

>>9478000
The best. Pornfaps are unsatisfying fastfood in comparison.

>>9478398
Start with the Stoics, it’ll help.

>>9478459
Exactly, the very idea of freedom is nonsensical.

>>9477777
Shitty get desu

>ctrl f
>no whiskey
>no gin
>no rum
>no brandy
>not even wine

>beer, cider and vodka get hits
So this is the college hipster thread I guess? Come on.

>decide to stick to beer tonight to reduce tolerance
>2 cans in decide some bourbon would go really well with it
>bottle of WT101 is looking at me from the shelf
FUCK

>>9478566
Is there a way to join this on mobile?

>>9478649
It's the alcoholism thread, not the alcohol thread. Why would we drink expensive fancy stuff when we drink for the ethanol only?

>>9478649
Wine is the cheapest stuff in my country due to sin taxes. The silver lining is that it's not too awful quality.

Why is alcohol such colon greaser?
Whenever i stop drinking for a while i return to shitting logs.

>>9478655
Becuase you can get a 10 dollar bottle of gin and get drunk faster at 90 proof than with a 15 dollar case of baby's first 5% abv?

What drinks can i make with vodka

>>9478651
the link should work (but it's a bit clumsy). You can also download an IRC client (Andchat or SimpleIRC for Android) and then put in the details:

title: whatever you wanna name it
server (host): irc.rizon.net
channel(s): #al/ck/
nickname: whatever you wanna be called
port: 6667

everything else doesn't really matter

>>9478651
I know this feel

Literally last night
>had 2 beers and a xanax to try to not drink for a day or two
>after 2nd beer switch to gin

>>9478352
kratom has no constipation effect on me (although actual opiates don't either, so maybe it's just me)

>>9478649
obv alcoholics would prefer cider and vodka to brandy etc., brainlet.

>>9478649
Normie lightweight detected

>>9478673
Cheers, I'm on an iPhone sadly. I'll join in tomorrow when I dig my old android out of the drawer.

Bourbon is calling my name. Beer 3 and not even 7pm, might need to happen

>>9478704
There are irc apps for ios silly

>>9478692
>>9478695
>durr i enjoy drinking 10 bottles when i could have just drank one with a higher alcohol content

>brainlets calling others brainlets
Pls

>>9478710
>drinking brandy when you wake up when you could be drinking sweet neutral vodka

Do you even drink?

>>9478710
Should add that I refer more to the cider and beer when I say this. Vodka is fine, it's just more a college hipster drink. Has he same alcohol content as better tasting stuff.

Alcohol is the grease that lubricates the downhill slide called life.

>>9478720
Lo cal, bruh.

>>9478720
You’re an amateur. People drink vodka because it’s clean and neutral. The flavour you like in brown liquors are impurities what wreck you when you really drink. Try tearing into your second fifth of laphroaig of the day.

>>9478730
Doesn't matter for shit, bruh.

>>9478736
Flavor doesn't mean that much in a mixed drink.

i am ndor expremtely drunkedn

hah3d231r

>>9478735
>callind me an amateur just because I don't like what you like
>>>/r9k/

>>9478741
>m i x e d
Too much effort desu. I just drink my shit straight.

>>9477777
I guess naturally, it would be at a bar. Someone green text this scenario of 20 anons converging on some unsuspecting bar/restaurant and all getting shitfaced

>>9478749
But you gon get the dehydration

>>9478756
Never been an issue for me. Good diet and I drink plenty of water to balance the alcohol out later.

>>9478760
That's the way to do it

At what point did you alcoholics get worried that it be an problem for you?

Literally every single time
>Doing something
>Pass the point of X in drunkenness
>Lose all interest in what I'm doing
>Start doing something that came to my mind a few minutes before

Literally every fucking time I drink enough to get drunk enough to pass this point, without a single failure

>>9478798
When it comes time to get out of my chair.

>>9476859
Hit or miss. You can't beat a well sanitized carboy and a packet of champagne yeast. Slowly feed honey into your mead until the yeast dies of alcohol poisoning and then some for sweetness, mature in a dark cool place for a year or more. Making mead, melomel and metheglin the traditional way has its charm but you might get weird tastes and infections. Personally, if I were to make it traditionally I would pick a bunch of blueberries with a sanitized rubber glove and pitch them as yeast. The saccharomyces strains that live on berries and fruit are really close to wine yeast.

>>9478830
I usually dont remember getting out of the chair when drinking.

Listening to "Love Never Dies" 2012 musical
i cri

>>9478798
When i got fat because of drinking 2000+ cal extra per day.

>>9477640
Plus lots of dirty panties.

>>9478798
Went to the hospital and detox for withdrawal

>>9478905
>>9478936
Seems to me like it should be apparent it might be sort of an issue before both of those reasons?
Did you guys just shrugged of all the small things before getting to be an fat slug and the guy with dt tremors in the sickbay?

>tfw did 1.2g of Temazepam in 4 days, blacked out twice and self harmed with a kitchen knife

oops

>>9478950
not feeling shit > health common sense

>>9478963
That's a lot

>>9478649

You don't appreciate the level of dedication it takes to drink beer or lager consistently every day to fuck yourself up

>>9478991
You're a big dose

>>9479002
For you

>>9477777
>the get is this shitty general about addiction
why the fuck is this shit allowed on /ck/

>>9479014
>getposting
Why is this shit allowed on 4chan?

>>9478798

When a blood test indicated liver issues and an ultrasound scan showed fatty liver.
I tapered off to normal drinking levels for a year or so and now I've noticed I'm tapering back up.
I'm not going back down the route of 8-10 beers a night though.
>I'm not buh huhh huhhh ;_;

>>9479032
It's not.

>>9479043
What is normal levels to you?

>trying to not drink for the night
>take 2 shots to make me sleep better
>try to go to sleep
>feels like I just drank a cup of coffee, Can't sleep until I drink more

whew

>>9479196
https://youtu.be/r6WQEGULvH8
This is probably why. Alcohol will act like a cup of coffee for people prone to alcoholism

Anyone else that views their alcohol issue as just and side effect of other compounding issues that still leads towards death evenif the alcohol was removed?

>>9479223
>jordan peterson

self-help gurus make me sick

>>9479289
It's about biology and genetics you fucktard. I don't give a fuck about his other shit.

>>9476900
YOU NEED TO DRINK MORE IF PEOPLE ARE STILL PHONING YOU FAGGOT

First time drinking on a worknight in almost 7 months, first time since starting my new job

Dismissal can be only weeks away

I often feel the best right before I run out of wine. Still got one glass left. Should I watch an episode of YRYR or Ichigo Mashimaro?

Feels like everything's great.

>>9479258
Yes and no.
There is often a combination of factors that leed to alcoholism, but the fact that alcohol is addictive is enough to form an addiction.

>>9479258
I'm not an alcoholic, I'm an alcohol abuser.

My drinking ias to medicate by anxiety and paranoia, not an addiction

>>9479427
What i meant was that the underlying issues in ones life that might lead to alcoholism is still larger than the alholism itself.
Like this guy>>9479433

>>9479452
addiction is a symptom of another underlying problem

>>9479433
Well, "alcoholic" is not a medical term.
But if you can't stop, it's an addiction.
Alcohol increases your anxiety once you get to the point to have withdrawals, saying you drink to ease it is like a snake biting it's own tail.

>>9479452
I hear what you mean, but alcoholism tend to worsen. Slippery slope and all that, but it doesn't stop once you're an alkie, it continue worsening to stuff way worse than whatever made you start. And obviously doesn't help much.

>>9479472
No, addiction is addiction, but it's often hiding an underlying problem. You have to work on both to get out.

>>9479490
>But if you can't stop, it's an addiction.

I can stop - my job requires me to be on-call 24/7 on a rota and I don't drink at all during that time

I just don't stop because trying to sleep without obsessing about all the tiny mistakes OI make in day to day life is nigh impossible.

>>9479472
These issues goes hand in hand, sort of makes me wonder where the basic issues with the local 65+ winos started! Happy go lucky guys that got shat on by life or just proper fuck ups.

>>9479490
No i see that. One have to be stupid to think it actually makes anything better at all. It just makes it seem not so bad for the moment.
Problem is chasing that never works out i guess.

I'm becoming a total hermit. I get into so much damn trouble every time I go out drunk. Especially drunk and on benzos. If I don't stop this shit I'll end up dead or in a cell somewhere.

>>9479494
Have you tried other options that don't slowly kill you?
Mindfulness meditation, medical MJ or CBD, or pills a doctor would prescribe you (hopefully a good doc, not one just prescribing you whatever a pharmaceutical lab bribed him to) could work.

>>9479522
I have my first councelling session on Friday and a GP appointment to get put on SSRIs on Wednesday

My drinking was fine when my anxiety was manageable. But recently, I've started spiralling and can't cope with work anymore, and I can no longer cope without pills

Maybe the side effects of mixing pills and alcohol will make me taper off

>>9479532
Ssri meds make me aggressive, and make me drink more.

>>9479545
Even better

I looked at a train track really intently the other day. Never really been suicidal, I could never go through with it, but staring at it made it really tempting

>>9478749
>>callind me an amateur just because I don't like what you like
Calling you an amateur because you don't know the obvious reasons for drinking vodka over any other drink.

>>9479550
I only use them for as short a time as possible, and only when incredibly depressed. If I'm mixing booze and ssri's I'm guaranteed to get into some kind of shit. Currently off them.
https://ssristories.org

>>9479532
Good for you.
>Maybe the side effects of mixing pills and alcohol will make me taper off
There isn't necessarily obvious "bad" side effects.
On anti depressant, drinking made me drunk way faster, and made me depressed on medium term (about a week, like how long the pill effects start stabilising.)
I'd suggest quitting booze before or when starting SSRIs, not after, to at least be sure of what effects they have on you, since they're not obvious (it takes more introspection to feel them) and it can be the wrong molecule for you. (Keeping in mind you might experience minor WD and PAWS.)
About wrong molecule, there are several molecules in each sub-category of SSRI, and it's kinda random what will work on who or totally fuck up. Or (I'm not sure about conditions, they're examples) you might be borderline or maniac-depressive instead of depressed, and they need totally different pills even though they have similar symptoms and doctors often get it wrong.

>>9479550
A weird anti-depressant side effect is increased risk of suicide.
During the first two weeks, while your brain chemistry balances and adjusts. (For me, worsened by alcohol.)

>>9479560
I think they're supposed to be used to get you undepressed enough to get your ass out of the situation that makes you depressed, or work on underlying issues, but not be used long-term.

>>9479258
If you go to any meetings, you'll always hear "alcohol is the solution, not the problem." Rings true for almost all substance abuse.

>>9479433
Addiction is addiction, man. If you want to get real technical, you can even call it alcohol misuse like they do in the diagnostic and statistics manual.

>>9479649
So most of the people abusing really want to die but it is scary as fuck so they drink sniff and inject instead. Sounds about right!

>>9479663
Or they sit and wait for doomsdays and try to summon demons, like /x/. Or purposely go on dangerous treks without protection, like /out. Or they build without concern for their safety, like /diy/. Or they go out and contract as many STDs as possible, like /soc/.

>>9479649
>Addiction is addiction, man

And I'm not addicted.

I can stop, I just don't

>>9479691
classic addict meme

>>9479688
I wish i was /x/ for the first time, Not with the slow death like the school bus guy though!

>>9478805
Are you me?

new to this general and the board in general, y'all got tips on how to keep a steady buzz throughout the day? Any cheap shit that's easy to mix? Right now I have a flask of whiskey i keep in my car but there has to be a better way. Also any good cheap mixers with coffee?

>>9479740
Vodka red bull

Except instead of red bull, drink euroshopper energy drink

>>9479691
kek, good one mate

>>9479740
>how to keep a steady buzz throughout the day?
Keep drinking through the day. It's what raises your tolerance the fastest, so I suggest killing yourself in a less horrible way than with booze. That's what you're aiming for anyway.
>Any cheap shit that's easy to mix
Bottom shelf vodka, OJ.
>there has to be a better way
See >>9477228
>any good cheap mixers with coffee
Kahlúa

I let other tell you to jump in front of a train because you drive drunk.

>>9479791
>I let other people tell you to jump in front of a train because you drive drunk.

Fuck if this wasn't the only thing that ever got me sober, though. Going from self-destructive to others was my rock bottom. You'd be surprised how quickly terrible shit like that becomes normal to you.

>>9479791
Drunk driving is pig disgusting.

That's degenerate/teenager tier


Lost my best friend to a drunk driver

>>9479808
>>9479816
Every time I drive drunk I hate myself. All I do is go down the block to the gas station for more booze and cigarettes but there's so much that can happen between here and there.

>>9479841
Can't you walk or bike the distance?

Don't drive drunk alckies, seriously it will ruin your life.

>>9479841
Just walk like I do.

Remember how just not seeing a kid walking behind your car or in front of it when you look down or to the side could cost you 50 years of your life.

>>9479892
>>9479898
And rightly so.

>>9479740
Vodka.

Steady buzz is a meme though, tolerance is either increasing or decreasing. There is no equilibrium.

>used to be happy while drinking alcohol alone
>started thinking if I might be an alcoholic
>now it's just depressing
I don't even drink that much.

>>9479871
>>9479898
I walk sometimes but there's no sidewalk or lights. I might start biking if I can stay on the bike.

>>9479973
The drinking alone thing seems mostly an American meme if that makes you feel better.

>>9479974
Get a flash-light.
Alternatively, they have them for the forehead.

>tfw wine doesn't cut it anymore
I think it's time for a break.

>>9479993
Drinking alone is a meme? Shit that's literally all I do.

>Jeans have some yellowish stain near the top above asshole
>Just noticed
>It smells if I touch it and put hand near nose
>Doesn't smell like shit exactly
>Actually can't even determine the smell
>No idea how it even got there considering it's above the asshole and if I shat myself it should be lower
>Every time I actually shat myself it didn't touch the underwear and was contained between buttcheeks

Mother of god, that tramp-tier cider will inflame the fuck out of your intestine after a few weeks. The heartburn alone, its like your whole stomach and throat are on fire.

>>9480024
I can't drink beer anymore. Sometimes I'll think "oh pizza and beer, what a classic combo!" I'll pop open a cold one and the thing is FUCKING WORTHLESS. I'll leave it half empty and make my way to a liquor store.
I've got boxed wine that people gave me for Christmas when I was a blossoming al/ck/ie that's still in it's wrapping paper.
Anything below 35%abv is a waste of time.

>>9480189
I think Anon meant "drinking socially only means you're not an alcoholic" is a meme in Murica.

>>9480201
You sat in shit. Possibly bird shit.

>>9480201
If it's on the inside, you shit yourself. If it's on the outside, you sat in shit.
50/50, you do the math.

>>9480189
“Drinking alone is problematic” is an American meme.

Had my first five drinks in a month today. The first one was pure bliss and they became more underwhelming with each following one so I stopped.

This is not how it normally worked for me, usually beyond three drinks I can’t stop and go all night.

Feel a bit like a normie desu.

Split a bottle of wine with my mom tonight at a restaurant. Resisting the urge to go buy some cheap booze to get drunk

Every morning I get up around 5am, to go to work.

It's 9:34 pm and I'm on my third drink. I have eight total and I plan on drinking 'em.

I work in a daycare.

>got shitfaced
>added qt from work on facebook and then sent her sexual messages

wew lads, work should be interesting tomorrow...

>>9480411
Life ruined. Abandon all hope

>>9479808
There's a reason why they speculate alcoholism levels will increase when self-driving cars become the norm. People will never have to not-drink because they know they have to drive, or watch what they have at a bar so they can drive home

>>9477777
Sick quints. 4chan meet ups are always garbage though. This isn't reddit.

>>9480431
How's that faggot doing at google? Anyone wanna guess what his "job" is?

>>9480431
4chan meetups should be outlawed

I am drunk now listening to Grimes alone.

Should I drink more.

My body points yes.

>>9480520
You misunderstand. He is the one giving the jobs at Google.

>>9480431
I miss moot

the site has deteriorated since he left.

>>9479791
The flask is generally so i can stay buzzed at work and when I'm out and about, I chill in my car for a good amount of time before driving if I'm buzzed. I don't even smoke while driving because of the high I get. It's not for drinking while driving but for drinking while I'm out. I do recognize it's still bad though.

Dude why is Jameson so shit

McNulty is a dumbass

>>9480520
>How's that faggot doing at google? Anyone wanna guess what his "job" is?
No one knows outside of a few of his close friends I would assume.

>>9480574
I wouldn't really say much has changed moderation wise since he left, but we're suffering from a massive newfag overload. Granted, it's been going on for years, but 2015/2016 was the worst year yet.

>>9480574
Chanology was the first blow, then smartphones and 2013 happened and reddit faggotry ensued. So many mobile users weere doxxing themselves, so now exif is scrubbed from photos. He's partly to blame but this place is still magnitudes better than the cancer from just about everywhere else. Chans and bbs style forums are the last bastion from faggotry

>>9480598
>2015/2016 was the worst year yet
This too. Just type nigger and watch the ensuing meltdown

>>9480588
He's a dumb mick >muh heritage 1/8 "Irish-American"--what else would you expect him to drink?

>>9480606
I've started looking for non-faggy, active chans. infinity chan is ass and everything besides that are infested with microcosms of tripfags

>>9480530

heavenly blessed beauty on the left

Can anyone tell me how to tell if my whiskey's been watered down besides taste? my recently purchased woodford reserve tastes and smelled weak and had no alcohol burn tonight when I was drinking it and I think my brother took some and watered it down

>>9480632
What's the claimed ABV?

>>9478745
get well soon bud

>>9480640

45.2%

>>9480643
Should have had a mild alcohol burn. You would probably not smell it, but could taste it and feel it on the tongue (unless you're an alcoholic). Sounds like it was probably watered down a bit.

>>9480648
I have a single drink a couple times a week but the last few weeks its just been mixed drinks so It should burn like it did the last time I had it straight I think. But yeah Its gotta be watered down.

>>9480657
Do remember that some people "cut" whisky with a bit of water because it apparently "opens up the whisky" or some such.

>>9480664
yeah I tried putting a few drops in a shot out of curiosity and it has less taste than that. my brother blew the 16K he had saved on drugs this summer so its highly likely with him being broke as fuck that he had to resort to this.

I regularly drink 2-3 drinks every night.

Am I going to lose weight if I stop?

>>9480676
Assuming you change nothing else about your diet, yes, a small amount, but you will lose weight.

It also depends on what you mean by "drink". 2-3 regular beers a night and then going cold turkey yeah, you're going to lose some weight. A couple vodka crans a night and you might not loose that much, but still a bit.

>>9480287
Oh, well I don't think it's problematic that I drink alone, I think it's problematic the amount and frequency with which I drink. But what do I know I'm an ameritard.

>>9476649
...Quite unique friendo

dear al/ck/s, is there a way to make Gin and Coffee go together?

>>9477253
wow just great advice there

>>9480878
hold your nose and throw it back

>>9477749
what is ct

>>9480878
Gin and Milk is a legit (if olde-timey) drink, so in theory a cup of coffee with sufficient milk added might work.

>>9480899
I'd assume cold turkey

Im drunk and have to be up for work in 5 hours

What do

>>9480916
Go to bed and get us much sleep as you can.

>>9476543
Whose your favorite alcohol tuber?
I like this guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EnODAn9Lfk

>>9477258
me too, cheers.

Hungover and up at 6am for work

Last night was a bad idea

>>9477228
>Sex should be a fundamental human right


lmao you fucking sad sack sex is a fundamental human right, there is literally only person depriving you of this right
its you

al/ck/ please don't rape anyone

Any programmers here? I'm trying to learn right now.

>>9480972

Why is this stuff so good? Not even memeing.

>>9481087
>asks to have own opinion explained
>not meme
Pick one.

Off-topic question:
Anyone here ever take CBD? What does it feel like, is there a real noticeable body "high"?
I'm thinking about buying some. Weed often just makes me paranoid and anxious.

Drank 6 Milwaukee's best 32 oz and snorted the last of a 40 of coke. I Think I have to go to work tomorrow. Honestly, just fucking up my sleep schedul back to normal is hard

>>9481276
I like to drunkenly punch holes in the wall

>>9480606
>>9480598
Pic related.

>>9480702
You're right, that's why the other theory is a meme.

>>9481038
"how drunk u?" -> "How drunk are you? "
With a space before closing ".

>>9481138
It's hard to tell what if feels like, it mostly makes me less anxious when I am and vape some.
No high if no THC, some high if some THC present.

>>9481511
>mostly makes me less anxious
is it a pronounced kind of relaxation, or is it just a mild effect like valerian root or chamomile tea?

>>9481564
To me, it's mild, but I smoke pot too. I've read it was more pronounced on other people.
See /r/cbdinfo/ (they separated from /r/cbd/ when they got pissed by mod's corruption) for more info.

>inb4 reddit
The comment tree system makes conversation impossible in large threads, but sidebars and small threads can be interesting.

>sleep schedule is fucked
>for some reason ACTUALLY tired at 10pm
>praise jesus, I might actually fix this thing
>doze off
>wake up at 2:23 am shaking and sweating
>FUCK
>go back to drinking and watching HBO on amazon
>it is now 6:18 am
I want off this wild ride, mr bones.

>>9481288
Why does a country so prone to tornados build houses out of cardboard?

>>9481758
I'm no expert, but maybe they're cheaper to rebuild?

>>9481758
The important question is why do some morons like to punch or wreck stuff? I get like, Lahey drunk and fall snd shit (doors, toilet seats, buckets, etc), but I never get angry as shit and just break stuff for no reason.

>>9481773
*fall and break shit

>meet hot mom at fireworks show
>she asks if i want to come to her house
>finally getting some pussy
>she gets stopped by the police because her tags are expired
>they arrest her for drunk driving and smoking the weeds
>i have to walk 7 miles home

This is my nighmare

>>9481767
Have you not heard the story of the 3 little pigs?

>>9481896
Shit u rite

>>9481892
What did we learn?

>been up all night drinking
>all I can think of is a publix chicken tendie sandwich with lots of buffalo and ranch
>live less than a block away from publix
>can bike
It's 8:00am and they opened at 7:00am, what's an appropriate time to go and get one? I'm afraid they'll give me tendies from last night if I go too early.

>>9482012
Am I better off just going to mcdickles and binging on breakfast foods?

>>9477528

>feeling like a jackass at 7-11 buying whiskey at 8am
>guy walks up behind me and puts a 40 on the counter
my man

>>9477640
im doing that rn. except they didnt offer me a stay and I kinda took advantage. and im a shit son who wont amount to anything because i cant even bypass the ID verifications to buy ether to invest in the knowingly soon to be mooning shitcoins to regain my lost bequeathed wealth. my only hope is joining the moss- US military and I cant even stop drinking (and start jogging/change routine) to lose the weightor bring myself to a recruiter to tell them i need them more than they need me. i forgot who i was replying to when i opened this reply but if youre anything like me just follow your instincts bc ive fucked up everything i loved by over-analysing and not being pragmatic and fortuitous. gl anons imma kms but i hope this helps one of you

>>9481731
>>9482012
Same anon, if I can make it until 10am, I'm fucking going there.

>>9482012
based publix poster

>>9482153
What's up fellow southeasterner? Every time I travel I get sad as soon as I see a Kroger or a Food City because I know I don't get any more sweet sweet publix goodness.

>>9482153
I even make sure I stop at my favorite last known publix on the north route when visiting friends who've moved up north- and I grab them some fried chicken that we heat up in the oven as soon as I touch base. They love me for it.

>>9482140
Taking a shot of vodka every 10-15 mins is the only thing keeping me awake at this point. T-minus 37 minutes until tendie sandwich.

>>9482024
No bro, go to Publix. I used to live in the South. No Publix around here.

>Beer belly growing larger and larger
>Promised mom i'd stop drinking
>she knows

>eat a bunch of cheese while drunk a week ago
>have to take a max dose of laxative today
Such is life

>>9482160
>>9482168
>>9482271
Yes b0ss, if you've read this you know I don't take it forgranted.
I tried to sleep for an hour and just couldn't stop moving my legs so now I'm back up. Working up the courage to go out, I think I'll probably shower first and drink some more.

getting back on the sauce isn’t what i hopes it to be. probably going to stop again, not worth the bother

3 days sobriety everytime, then im back with a beer in my hand. The ride never ends.

Had a panic attack and spazzed out in front of my manager today because the paranoia and anxiety got the better of me. He's probably going to sack me.

Guess it's time to start drinking

>>9482975
Pretty much the same. 3 days of fear and pain seem to replace the need for booze, but when they begin to subside I have nothing to focus on but boredom and hopelessness. Not immediately coming home to booze feels impossible.

>>9480878
Gin + green tea works OK

>>9481773
>why do some morons like to punch or wreck stuff?
Because their parents didn't raise them right, basically. Wanton destructiveness is a developmental phase that corresponds to "boundary testing," i.e. when a toddler-brain decides not to listen to mommy and daddy to see what happens. If that instinct doesn't ever go away and continues to come out when you get fucked up, it's because you never learned an appropriate reason not to do it, and maybe even developed some kind of disposition to expect a "rewarding" consequence. For example, if your parents just beat you instead of helping you learn to understand boundaries, you might have learned to restrain yourself, but if you are depressed, desperate, and uninhibited the impulse would come out again begging for some attention.

>>9482976
have you tried low, non-recreational doses of benzos?

don't fuck around with them too long as coming off them make DT's look like a walk in the park

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rL4J-XIAKvw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPm8UZodIEU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ug8p5pVsj9U

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19XP8KjpWy8

>>9481288
I went to a kegger at a fighting gym once and it was the best thing ever. All of the chicks wanted to fight each other and so they did. This was pre-smart phone by maybe half of a year but I know someone videotaped it and would give anything to see that shit. There was a ref at all times and my gf at the time knocked out her crackhead sister who everyone thought was the toughest chick in the building because she had a penchant for getting into street fights and was 10 years older.

Retrospectively I can see why no one from that gym made it big in MMA or boxing.

Discovered that drinking steals a lot of time from me. I was dead tired at 10 pm when I drank every day. Now the sleeplyness doesn't hit me until like 11.30

>>9483315
>non-recreational doses of benzos?
Don't reccomend this to people who drink to much, I bought 40x30mg Temazepams intending to take a couple a night and did them all combined with alcohol over a long weekend

>>9482975
i call them "liver breaks"
beats drinking every day i guess

can't go to bed without having at least 3-4 whiskey glass
feels like i'm going down the wrong path

>>9483460
I think drink-for-drink, binge drinking is supposed to be worse for the liver than sustained drinking. I.e., if you are going to drink a fixed amount of alcohol this week, it's better to drink 1/7th of that amount every day than it is to drink the whole amount over the weekend.

>>9483460
If you're withdrawing each time, you can call them "brain breakers".
Repetitive withdrawals give brain damage.

>>9483470
That's also how you increase your tolerance faster.

new thread
as we're at bump limit

>>9483581
>>9483581
>>9483581
>>9483581
>>9483581

>>9483460

My nigga!

But yeah, this is basically my life, drink heavily, stop for 2-3 days, then get bored as hell and go on another bender just to restart the same pattern.

>>9483432
I read a story on Blue Light, I think about some idiot buying a large amount (like 1000mg) of some benzo-derivative you can buy online, in powderized form, and they were simply dipping objects into the bag and licking the powder, obvi making them extremely intoxicated and blacked out, with some crazy story involving police, heroin, begging etc. I don't guess it was temazepam, because it was on the first page of google search, but it was some -----epam. Good reading for sure.

>>9483432
i take 5mg diazepam when im hungover. works a treat.

mix high doses with booze at yuor own peril.

if you don't have the will power you're going to choke on your vomit or, a few months down the line, experience horrific withdrawl

>>9482278
a couple times recently I've eaten a large pizza from dominos in one sitting and it plugged me up like crazy

constipation fucking sucks but something about that feeling when it all finally comes out is so satisfying

>>9477770
Fuck off kiddo

>>9483306
I really want to punch you right now, mom and dad obviously raised me right

>get flu
>become dangerously dehydrated
>cant stay hydrated
>can't drink because will cause further dehydration
>continues for 5 days
>feel absolutely like shit and cant move
>cant tell if flu or detoxing or both

Worst flu I've ever had. Good thing I can drink again so I can forget about it. Back of my knees still feel swollen and my legs go numb if I stand in one place for more than 5 seconds. Not sure what that's about.

>>9481904
When you're going to fuck a milf make sure she has good tabs on her car?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cr4Rw3mNX4s

>>9484426
I feel you man
I had the flu and it basically felt like someone dropped a pile of bricks on me

Every muscle ached
Fevers all day
Could barely get out of bed

>>9484426
senpai I just got over the flu myself/ drinking made it worse, for 3 weeks, I couldn't leave bed. my mom came to visit thought it was withdrawals till she caught my cold. it felt like mono, every muscle hurt even laying down was painful

>>9476900
Get rid of all the alcohol in your fridge if you are serious about making a change otherwise you're not trying.