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9476608 No.9476608 [Reply] [Original]

Are you ready to order you piece of shit?

>> No.9476613

>>9476608
obviously cheese monster

>> No.9476614

Peep Show and some Steamed Horse cuz I'm a classy guy

>> No.9476615

I'm feeling some homo fries and a cheese monster tonight

>> No.9476633

>>9476608
I will eat at literally any hole in the wall drive-in with an old school pepsi menu like this

You just know you're in for some good eats when you see it

>> No.9476652

>>9476608
A double order of suicide pills. I assume money upfront?

>> No.9476736

>>9476608
Are the Baked Undergarments Schoolgirl certified¿

>> No.9477038
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9477038

I would like to start with the Important Shit. For my meal I will have a large order of the Mixed Fuck with a side of Homo Fries, and for dessert I will have a slice of Double Ass Cake.

I will also take a Suicide pill and Heroin & Water to go please.

>> No.9477042

I Kill You Platter with I'll Kill You and a Suicide Pill please.

>> No.9477058

I'll take two fried titties and your finest baked undergarments, my good sir.

>> No.9478267

An order of your mother would be fine

>> No.9478272

>>9478267
A fine choice sir, and very popular with our basketball community as well.

>> No.9478275

>>9476608
>Are you ready to order you piece of shit?

No, but I see OP is more than ready to repost-shitpost.

>> No.9478277

Fried titties for the road plox

>> No.9478300

I'll take a slice of double ass cake, extra THICC please
And can you warm it up for me?
:3c

>> No.9478316

>>9478300
>Loses control at 5 mph

>> No.9478325
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9478325

>>9478300
>I'll take a slice of double ass cake, extra THICC please

Bitch, you can't handle the T H I C C N E S S

>> No.9478340

>>9478316
Bro I never lose control
>>9478325
where's the friend chicken and 40s?

>> No.9478361

>>9476608
I kill you platter for here. Suicide pill to go.

>> No.9478408

I'll have the abortion waste and a vomit salad.

>> No.9478435

>>9478300
>>9478340
Kill yourself

>> No.9478611

>>9476608
helicoptor pie every time

>> No.9478831

Ill have Herion & Water with a Suicide Pill. Oh, and make that to go, please.

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9480293

>>9476608
I want a peepshow, a ass burritto, and a double ass cake for dessert

>> No.9481405

How about that shotgun slug in that other crap? And I want grilled shit and a side of homo fries.

>> No.9481427

>>9476633
Sure, if your idea of good eats are salty greaseballs that are 10% grime and human hair by weight.

>> No.9481428

Scrambled Egg & Beer Queer, please. Abortion waste, to go.

>> No.9481465

I'll have a clit sammich please

>> No.9481477

>>9476608
One Large Important Shit

>> No.9481506

>>9476608
yeah I'll have an apeburger hold the sauce with some heroin and water and a suicide pill

>> No.9481514

>>9476608
I'll take a suicide pill to go please

>> No.9482105

I'll take an extra long, extra thick Rubber Sub and your finest Stewed Man to go

>> No.9482112

Are the boogers fresh?

>> No.9482126

>>9476608
One XL Grilled Shit
One Diarrhea Soup
Two small Important Shits
One Crap Ala Sub
And an XS Fart Storm

>> No.9482137

>>9476608
I'll take the bees on wheat, hold the wheat

>> No.9482147

>>9482137
>Not getting the Balls On Toast, hold the toast

>> No.9482156

Yeah I'll have the pot brownies, a crack burger, and an ice cold Heroin and Water to wash it down

>> No.9482173

>>9481405
lighter