/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9432645
>58 years of selectively breeding a thing has no effect.

>2050 (predicted)

>>9432645
>the new face and body of the republican party

This is not normal

>>9432666
>Those "pls put me out of my misery" eyes

>>9432666
SMASHED

>>9432645
You're right. Both those chickens are the result of selective breeding.

>>9432645
>this is beter
Ftfy

>>9432680
>2X CRIME BOSS MINI MICRO ALIEN!!!
>MR. BUFO!!!

>>9432649
that's a big chicken

>>9432907
u u u u

>>9432649
>Dino steaks going to be real thing in near future

good time to be alive

>>9432645
This is not normal

>>9432649
>Dinosaur shaped chicken tendies from dinosaur shaped chickens

I'm ready for the future

BATTLE CHICKEN

>>9432680
okay I've been googling this and now I'm even more confused

>>9433066
The website and Facebook are even worse.

These dogs look disgusting.

Oh well maybe they are good to eat?

Look like 4 legged turkey

http://www.toadline.com/HOME.html

>>9432680
What in the actual fuck does any of that gibberish mean?

>>9433012
>>9432645
They are by definition the "norm".
That's the whole point of those pictures.

>>9433080
:((( no

But m-muh fat chicken

>>9433171
surely they must still taste good otherwise we would never have started cultivating them in the first place

>>9433171
Any source besides random images on the internet?

>>9433195
>what is botanical genetic history

>>9433195
you're using the internet

>>9432645
who cares nigger

>>9433012
It always amaze me to see that with all the /gofit/ trend of the last 4 years

>>9433171
Look at their latin name

>>9433195
Your local library

>>9433501
>/gofit/ trend
Nah, mate. It's just that with the endless platforms for people to spout their shit, the narcissists have taken to social media like moths to a flame, hungry as ever for the approval of others.
Even as little as 10 years ago people in your friend circle would have given you shit for posting pictures of yourself half naked online.
Now people have that shit as their profile picture.

>>9433545
It's too hard to compare with what was happening 10 years ago.
Maybe there is a direct relation between narcissistic people on social media and obesity

>>9433577
>It's too hard to compare with what was happening 10 years ago.
No it isn't.

>>9432645
>the virgin chicken vs the chad cock

>>9433516
Unironicly

>>9433801
I kek'd

>>9433179
Bananas were practically inedible and only cultivated after accidental cross-polination. I don't know about the rest. Bananas have been operating off of a clone population for the past 100+ years.

>>9433081
>SLAMS your path
http://www.toadline.com/MALES.html

>>9433801
kek, can someone draw this?

>>9432649
>present day

>>9434004
what the fuck

>>9434004
>in another 50 years they'll be bigger than humans

>>9434710
>Chicken breast the size of a medium sized dog
>bad

>>9434728
how to you plan on harvesting it when those giant chickens will fucking murder everyone?

>>9434004
>Dinosaurs never existed

>>9434742
That fuck can barely walk down a tiny flight of stairs without tripping over. I think we'd do alright what with our guns and tanks and planes.

>>9432680
when will stancefags be purged?

>>9434758
and what are you gonna do when the chickens get guns?

This is not normal

>>9434898
All lifeforms should have unlimited access to popguns. That's how we keep our well armed highschool, elementary school children (think columbine and sandyhook, etc., etc.) and barnyard chickens safe from muh boogeymen. God bless the NRA! Concealed carry for our chickens, yes!

>>9434898
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQMbXvn2RNI

>>9432680
So apparently you just throw any combination of nonsense words together and call it a sentence.

>>9434898
That's the beautiful part, when winter time rolls around the chicken simply freeze to death.

>>9433801
virgin
>takes a long time to grow, doesn't have much meat
>doesn't reproduce, weak genetics didn't give him a sex drive
>can't even protect himself from predators, other farm animals get constantly killed or taken
>accepts its death without even thinking

chad
>grows instantly, feeds a family of five
>impregnates all females five times over, all chicks are born in perfect health
>predator slayer, goes outside the farm constantly to hunt, feeds on predator's meat
>requires 3 people to even get a hold of it, severely injures them before dying

>>9435182
The chickens will just fly south for the winter

>>9435034
WHAT THE FUCK DO aMERICANS REALY DO ThIS?!??!?!?!?!?!?

WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKk?????????


WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK??? WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>>9434004
my god its beautiful

>>9435176
>>9433066

Sadly, I can sort of understand this now that i've seen the site. Toadline is the company, all of the dogs are "Toadline" + name. That dog is Toadline Heisenberg. It's your last chance to lock in a stud with it at 2k. The next two lines are extolling it's qualities as an animal: 2x Crime boss mini micro alien, it's a swag god. Bone girth smashed and slammed - it's got that squat frame. It's the littermate of Mr. Bufo. 2 more slots for breeding available, a down payment of 500 needed to lock in.

The dude breeds Bulldogs. It's pretty disturbing

>>9434004
THICC

>>9435314
god has given you the talent of interpreting the negro

>>9432680
S M A S H E D
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>>9432680
This is like that Spiderman and Elsa shit but with selling dogs (I think).

>>9432645
I'm pretty sure this has been proven fake and the comparison used is literally chicken at different stages of life

>>9434004
W-well I say I say pay attention to me boy. I ain't talkin' jus ta' here my head roar.

>>9435034
>one guy has 15 to himself

How is this possible?
3 hot dogs is too much, and that's without whatever is on top of those

>>9435381
so your pic is fake too?

>>9433080
What the fuck

>>9433179
>surely they must still taste good otherwise we would never have started cultivating them in the first place
>because we have always had other options throughout human history
fucking moron

>>9435391
This video gives an example

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKFfXYUT_Tk

>>9435385
Zoz

>>9432645
>>9432649
>>9432907
>>9432957
We can breed back Dinosaurs using Cassowaries and mating them with Komodo Dragons.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cassowary

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOPVVdg8noc

>>9434004
I would fucking mash those wings

>>9435650
That's retarded and impossible

>>9435696
Maybe with that attitude...

>>9433012
>>9433012
>amerilards WILL defend this

>>9434004
is he a big guy?

ok

>We've got chicken tonight. Strangest damn things. They're man-made. Little damn things, smaller than my fist - but they're new!
>So I just, uh... I just cut them up like regular chickens?
>Sure, just cut them up like regular chickens

>>9435034
>cinnamon in chili
You're damn right.

how to fuck a chicken?

what if CUM made him big

>>9432645
the chicken on the right is a bodybuilder

that's the difference

>>9436013
for cock a dooldal you

>>9437749
yummy

>>9434004
Halfway to Blaziken

>>9433171
That corn is actually 2 or 3 generations of breeding from the original grass.

>>9435203
That's a British restaurant.

>>9434004
How, or maybe what?

>>9438322
No it isn't you fucking idiot.

>>9435327
The guys white. He's from southern california, so he's barely white. But sadly still counts.

>>9438362
Oh right. It's a Canadian one. Made me google it.

>>9438930
ohio actually

>>9432649
I cant fucking wait.

>>9438945
Actually it's Indiana

>>9434758
>having to use tanks to kill chickens

>>9439006
>strawman
:^)

>>9439004
Actually in your mom's asshole

>>9439180
Ah, so we're back to ohio then...

>>9433885
when I clicked on that I did not expect to feel such sorrow for another living creature

>>9434004
Called a Brahma chicken, interestingly used to be more common but they're cheslets and take too long to grow so commercial farming uses another kind. It's not a GMO freak, there's only about 7,000 left and they have strict standards among the breeders.

>>9434004
this scared the fuck out of me holy shit

>>9439441
Interesting that it was the primary meat breed for the US up until the 1930's.

>>9432645
The weak should fear the strong.

>>9434758

>The year is 2050
>Super engineered chickens are so large they've pushed mankind almost to extinction
>Our only defense is to use firearms and tanks to blow them half to shit

WE PLAYED GOD

>>9437697
Fuck you, it's actually decent.

>>9437697
Have you ever made a chili before? Most good chilis have shit like honey, cinnamon and cocoa powder to balance the flavor. You don't put enough in to make it taste sweet, but it boosts the taste of the savory ingredients (the same as how you can add salt to caramel/chocolate).

>>9435182
Sneed

>>9433885
Fuck. This is wrong.

>>9433171
wat
most of these are changed due to cultivation over hundreds of years, not muh genetic modification.

Whats next? Saying that horses and cattle are bigger now because of muh gen mods?

the faster it gets at reproduction age, the quicker it can be altered.
1950 chicken breeding also had different targets, they needed animals that could survive without pumping out medicine in their food

>>9433171
AFAIK That particular banana was cultivated to what it is today because all other banana species went extinct due to some banana disease. Can't really remember where I read that though.

>>9439441
>brahma chicken
>brah

>>9440832
brah... mah chicken!

>>9433801
The Virgin Chicken
>weak, barely audible cock-a-doodle-doo
>meekly pecks at crumbs, grows very slowly
>goes out to get slaughtered without a fight
>will never fuck a hen

The Chad Cock:
>vocal glands have been replaced by 30 airhorns, impossible to sleep within 100 mile radius
>eats 65 pounds of meat daily, born an adult
>it takes a 1,000 man army to kill one, maybe
>has thirteen penises being serviced at all times

>>9436009
It's good because if you're not fat you have a leg up on more than half the population when trying to get women.

>>9433026
Chickens are literally dinosaurs, not just shaped.

>>9433885
SMASHED
2x MINI MICRO ALIEN BRED BACK TO GAMBINO BONED UP BONE GIRTH SMASHED AND SLAMMED CHOPPED AND TUCKED BAG DRAG

>>9432645
Less food for you then, buttfuck.

>>9440307
But deep down it's the same thing, you just don't have to wait for a genetic lucky hit that might or might not happen.

>>9433801
>>9433970
>>9435186
>>9440935
someone caption it

1980's Chicken Head

>>9442161
> 1980's Chicken Head
> 2017 Chicken Head

This is not normal

>>9442144

>>9435434
I've stated this like 5 times since I opened this thread.

>>9435442
>>because we have always had other options throughout human history
yes, yes we have.

>>9442144

>>9434004
That chicken can fuck my wife any time

>>9442218
>chicken

>>9432680
We /an/ now.

>>9442183
No, not really. For the overwhelming majority of history living in a city has been the exception, the average person had little opportunity to eat anything that wasn't available in their immediate area. Even in cities the speed of travel and less effective refrigeration hugely limited the kind of food products you had access to.

>>9440307
Which is better:
>a bunch of ignorant farmers unknowningly selecting a plant's genes based on taste and size, but not on things like nutrition or disease resistance; leading to periodic famines and serious pest problems
>a bunch of geneticists and botanists selecting plant genes based on size, taste, nutrition, disease resistance, frost resistance, hardiness, water consumption, large seed production, and year round growing season

I mean, if you want the famines, you can just say so.

>>9443013
Whichever one maximizes share performance until the executives making the decisions have collected their severance packages, of course

>>9443023
Well, feudal landowners or CEO's, take your pick.

>>9443026
I pick stakeholder capitalism, but nobody asked me

>>9432680
I'm pretty sure these are bred for fighting. Smashed and slammed means short (front to back) and stout. I think crime boss mini micro alien is like the league and division?

Fuck... what the FUCK did he mean by this?

>>9443013
>ignorant farmers unknowningly selecting a plant's genes based on taste and size, but not on things like nutrition or disease resistance; leading to periodic famines and serious pest problems

Niggah, you so stupid. One of the things they were selecting for was disease and pest resistance. The current pest infestations have developed from the application of broad spectrums on scorched earth monoculture GMO factory farms. And if you think for a moment GMO's aren't promoting the development of weeds resistant to the carcinogens they currently saturate the soil with, you've got another think coming.

Crawl out of your monsanto idf office sometime and visit a small or medium sized organic farm that uses no broad spectrums or herbicides in any form. Stop being cucked by big agri, faggot.

https://www.chicagotribune.com/business/ct-gmo-report-0518-biz-20160517-story,amp.html

SOON

>>9440854
+1

>>9432645
but do I care?

>>9432645
>The Brahma was the principal meat breed in the US from the 1850s until about 1930. Some birds were very large: weights of about 8 kg (18 lb) for cocks and 6 kg (13 lb) for hens were recorded.[4]

And this is?

>>9443692
Must go faster

>>9434004
Just imagine the wings on that bird!

>>9440961
>men change +12%
>women change +12%

Nope. You just get them fatties easier.

>>9442133
No it's not. The weak have been bred out or died out over thousands of years. Now we rush genetic modifications as fast as possible to compete with others doing the same. And to fill the gaps, the farmers just listen to their local chemical company rep who tells them to spray brand xy on their crops this year.

>>9443705
What do you mean imagine, I'm looking at them

>>9440181
You say that like we aren't amazing at blowing shit up. We've killed hundreds of species, even if we engineered something dangerous it would only serve as a new sporting animal that you're allowed to kill with drones and vehicles.

>>9443715
Not if i keep winning thede duels. Soon i will be the last skinny man.

>>9443728
I mean after they've been cooked.

>>9432647

It doesn't. These are GMO's, not that that's a negative thing. It would take much longer than 58 years to selectively breed a chicken that large, especially given the adverse health affects that size has.

>>9432649

just 30 more years, I can make it

lord jesus let me make it

>>9432645
Wow, so we're body-shaming *animals* now, huh? Just when I thought this place couldn't get any worse.........

>>9435034
I'm not even drunk and I could go for one of those right now

>>9443773
Oh. Mmm yummy

>>9434004
You're in the club and this guy walks up and slaps your girlfriend's ass. What do?

>>9435203
I think I've gone insane. This post made me laugh hard enough that I cried. You have broken me.

>>9444048
made me laugh too

>>9444125

who is this female girl

>>9444142
nich0lael on instagram but she's a lezzy bins

>>9444150

Thanks. I'm a lesbian too :)

>>9444153
and also in a committed relationship

>>9442194
beautiful :')

>>9443727
This is one of the most ignorant things I've ever read. Farmers have to practically become practicing chemists and be current on their classes because of FDA regulation. They are some of the most learned people around when it comes to crop or livestock development.

>farmers, not farmhands

>>9434004
That's a fucking huge cock

you think how long with this chicken ??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGbBA9VN-Hs

>>9443816
[citation needed]

>>9444350
Kek most of em hire a crop analyst. Don't put these old money/old land rural trust fund babies on a pedestal.

>>9442168
Uberkek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPYYwdI0tIc

The Chicken of Tomorrow. (sans riffing)

>>9444988
Thanks honey, spread your cheeks and squeeze something, maybe grit your teeth – I'm going in with spit and just spit. It'll hurt but you won't care.

>>9434004
>monster_cock_can_barely_fit_in_this_tiny_hole.wmv

>>9435182
Chicken lasts longer when you put it in the freezer retard, it'll just come back

>>9440987
>everything is a dinosaur, just not shaped like them

>>9433171
That is not a "banana". Well it is but not the one we have now. It was older and there whole species was plagued and became extinct. Also that is what banana flavoring was based off of, and that's why banana flavoring does not taste like bananas.

>>9445457

Wilczynski, J. Z. (1959). "On the Presumed Darwinism of Alberuni Eight Hundred Years before Darwin". Isis. 50 (4): 459.

Buffum, Burt C. (2008). Arid Agriculture; A Hand-Book for the Western Farmer and Stockman.

Purugganan, M. D.; Fuller, D. Q. (2009). "The nature of selection during plant domestication".

There is literally nothing wrong with eating dinosaurs.

>>9447969
It's karma really.
100 million years from now there will be creatures eating tiny people.

>>9449378
>100 million years from now there will be creatures eating tiny people.

>>9433195
idiot

>>9435326
kek