/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9414494
8/10
Needs more salt.

Put a slice of REAL cheese on the toast and then put the beans on top, the cheese gets all nice and melty. A poached egg and some cracked pepper will take it to another level.

>>9414502
>>9414499
Or ketchup. I like my beans with ketchup, George.

>>9414494
Put it in a sandwich maker!

>>9414502
Kraft cheese won't work?

>>9414502
>>9414512
Both great ideas. Will keep in mind for next time.

>>9414515
Kraft cheese has no taste, it needs a sharp cheese like cheddar so it's not hiding behind the tomato sauce from the beans.

>>9414521
Won't all of those heavy ingredients just fall through the toast when you pick it up?

>>9414502
amen brudda

>>9414529
Knife and fork mate.

>>9414494
You have to butter it with real butter.

Hahaha it's just a meme fucking faggot. Nobody eats that crap for real lol!

>>9414598
I eat it for real. I'm American but my parents are Portuguese. Apparently the Portuguese like beans and eggs as much or more than the British.

>>9414494
English guy here.

1) You didn't butter your bread (don't use crap American HFCS spreads or whatever it is that fills your fridges)

2) It looks like you're eating 2 tins of beans, which is excessive, you just tip a single tin on the plate over your beans.

How is it? Other suggestions in this thread are good, such as some melted cheese on top of the butter below your beans, and maybe a fried egg. Some cracked pepper would probably be good.

It's a lot better meal than people expect but there are better snacks out there like sandwiches.

I tried this once.

It was alright.

>>9414610
>you just tip a single tin on the plate over your beans.
I mean, when you've cooked a single tin, pour them on the buttered toast.

>>9414494
>adventurous

>>9414609
I honestly think this is still a forced meme, I don't believe anyone eats it. I remember this started appearing when people started mocking American food, I just took it as an asspained American uploading it to Wikipedia and forcing it.

"Toasted sandwich", if it exists, I assumed was just southerners (Londoners) naming a normal slice of toast.

If anyone here can confirm that this is an actual British meal, that would be great. I highly doubt it.

>>9414625
I eat that everyday. I put salt on it though. Sometimes butter but very rarely.

>>9414549
I will never eat toast with a fork.

>>9414625
I like the difference of texture with the butter. never underestimate an englishmans love for bread

>>9414620
>american """"education""""

>>9414625

Bongs eat shit. Not a joke, not a meme. They willing pay for and eat things that starving tribals would refuse. It's bizarre.

>>9414598
>meme
Retard.

>>9414494
Is this the Full English?

>>9414512
Tell me about the rabbits, George.

>>9414494

Why do you have a whole tin of beans in a bowl on its own.

>no mention of Lea & Perrins
Going to divide opinions with this one but sometimes I do the toast with Marmite on it too.

>>9414610
>1) You didn't butter your bread (don't use crap American HFCS spreads or whatever it is that fills your fridges)

>>9416252
No, it's about 10% of a full English.

I eat something similar every day, often twice a day.

>>9414502
>cheese
cheese is high in fat and saturated fat. It is rotten dairy fat. It does not belong on any food. It is not healthy. Beans taste cheesy all by themselves and don't need cheese at all.

>>9416259
Leftovers.

Why do you buy such small plates?

>>9414494
Needs white pepper

>>9416430
>cheese is high in fat and saturated fat. It is rotten dairy fat. It does not belong on any food. It is not healthy.
Fat it not unhealthy to consume.

>>9417034
That's a normal sized plate.

>>9416430
DON'T TALK ABOUT CHEESE LIKE THIS. i will murder you in your sleep if you continue to talk shit about the most delicious food on earth.

>>9414494
It's a meme. Don't degrade yourself by eating things from emasculated countries.

put it in a sandwich press thing if you have those, with beans, cheese and maybe some ham
watch out for third degree burns tho

Now take it to the next level

>>9414625
The 'toast sandwich' is poverty food, or 'oh shit the shops are shut, I'm hungry, and all I have is bread' food.
Kids are fed it on the cheap, and it's comfort food as an adult.

It's a forced meme on here, by butthurt amerilards.

>>9417034
> He doesn't have small plates for sandwiches or snacks

>>9417521
take off those bastard peas, a man eats a pork pie with his hands you whelp

>>9414494
Make sure you add Worcestershire sauce to the beans and cook them well to reduce Thame sauce and mush them up a bit (you've got too many there), butter the toast liberally.

For a super fat boy treat, try (layered like this from top to bottom):

REAL Cheddar or Red Leicester
Black pepper
Beans (with Worcestershire sauce)
Salt
Fried eggs
A smear of ketchup or HP
Some half decent ham
Plenty butter
Toast

Maybe a bit of kebab shop chilli sauce on the side.

Serve with strong white tea.

>>9417521
Thumbnail looks like Hulk vs. Thing.

>>9417546
>it's a forced meme
Actually it was a serious study by a British university.
Now shut the fuck up, newfag.

>>9416430
t. black with chip on shoulder because dairy intolerance

Sorry it made you shit your pants but let us differently evolved specimens enjoy wonderful cheese.

>>9417521
Why did you ruin that pork pie? The only augmentation a pork pie needs is mustard and cherry tomatoes, chutney or piccalilli. You're a tinker.

>Bread isn't buttered
>No cheese
>No pepper
>No worcestershire sauce
Beans on toast isn't literally just beans and toast

>>9418552
Why even have the toast, do Europeans really do this?

>>9416430
>beans taste cheesy
Wut

>>9418552
And they think Americans are fat.

>>9414513
Which orifice?

>>9416430
>Beans taste cheesy all by themselves
BlackGuyWithAConfusedExpression.jpg

>>9414494

>>9414494
You've fucked it up retard
>toast
>butter
>baked beans
>grated cheddar (of your choice)
>worcester sauce
>black pepper
Do in that order and you have a tasty and filling snack

>>9419316
literally nothing about that is fatty except arguably the cheese
bread isn't supposed to be a fucking cake, you blubbery yank

>>9420166
why do bongs get this angry over food

>>9420502
Hungry

>>9414494
It's best with just butter or margarine. The flavour depends heavily on the brand of beans too.

t. aussie bean pro

>>9414494
BUTTER THE TOAST YOU MONSTER

>>9417521
WTF WHY WOULD YOU HAVE GRAVY AND MUSHY PEAS WITH A PORK PIE???

>>9420564
>not liking hot pork pies
It's the patrician way, mate.

>>9420553
But there's more than enough bean sauce to moisten the bread.

>>9414625
Six years ago the RSC made some to celebrate the 150th anniversary of Mrs Beeton's: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-15752918

>>9415991
t. someone who comes from a country where you make a sandwich with

I can't believ it's not butter
american "cheese"
wonderbread

>>9414609
Is that a bread sandwich?

>>9421462
toast sammich

>>9414494

Are those actual baked beans or those shitty American imitations.

>>9414494
Step up your game faggot

>>9416430
>beans taste cheesy all by themselves
Stop buying shit like Aunt Flyovers Beanz 'n Cheez w/ Snausage Bites

>>9414494
Beans straight from a can is shit-tier anglo crap.
You need to wash that shit sauce off and make a new one.

>>9417546
>kids are fed it on the cheap

No they aren't. I've tried this out of curiosity but have never in my whole life living here heard of someone actually eating this on a regular basis.

It's not bad incidentally, but it's certainly not ubiquitous in Britain.

>>9417546
I am 33 and have never seen this in real life, I grew up poor too my dad was a postman.

How do the beans not fall off when you take a bite?

Adventurous finn here, I went outside today and saw strangers.

>>9424394
Adventurous finn here too, I went outside to watch you outside and masturbate.

>>9424406
You're the reason why no one goes outside anymore. I hope you mistake a tub of shit for mämmi

>>9424744
you're the reason I go outside I'm still watching you while I masturbate on methamphetamine.

>>9414494
Next time add canned tuna before heating

>>9420502
they are world renowned for having shit food and have developed an inferiority complex

>>9417546

>3 pieces of cheap sliced bread
>comfort food

>>9414625
Foreigner living in the UK here. I used to work at a cafe and this is not a meme. People ordered this for real. Or sometimes just the deep-fried toast on the side along with their breakfast

>>9425107
>meme=untrue
>deep fried toast
>toast
Retard.

OP here. I'm going to try again tonight. I'll take all of your suggestions and use them to make my ancestors proud.

>heat up beans with a little worcestershire sauce added
>meanwhile, make some cheese toast with aged cheddar or other sharp cheese
>spoon beans over cheese toast, sprinkle with pepper
>eat with a cup of tea

>hardcore mode: add a little marmite
>average mode: add a little hot sauce
>hungry boy mode: top with fried or poached egg