/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9405309
What is that?
Mine is probably roasted almonds.

French fries, i could bathe in them.
Don't even need mayo or Ketchup.

>>9405309
Salt, sugar, and oil.

>>9405338
>Kryptonite
>Bathing in it

gluten

>>9405314
Liquorice ice cream senpai

>>9405344
well they will probably kill me some day but yeah i misread you intention

>>9405344
Kryptonite as in what you can't resist

This shit right here

>>9405366
I've always seen it as a negative or something you avoid, but I see your point.

>>9405369
>tfw it burns in your nose and you truly feel alive

>>9405375
Have you never heard the phrase
>What's your poison?

Boiled spinach, even seeing them being cooked make me throw up.
I guess it all started in kidergarden, I didn't really enjoyed the smell back then, nothing weird as a 3yo not liking vegetables, but the teachers forced me to eat them when they were on the menu and even prohibited me from going outisde playing if I didn't ate all the plate so I guess it got me on a psychological level. Now if I need to puke I just think of the smell and it comes really natural.

>>9405439
reeee
>>9405366
>>9405384

>>9405446

But kryptonite is bad, it kills the superman.

>>9405459
So does me eating a tub of peanut butter which I just did JUST.

>>9405464

I don't think you could beat superman with some peanut butter

>>9405309
apple pie.....grocer sells apple pies $5.29 regular/$4.00 on sale..yet the single desert individual ones are $3.59 and less then a quarter of the regular size
so i basically end up eating a full apple pie every sunday night

>>9405473

>>9405480

This changes the situation

>>9405309
anything "gummy". I was like 4 or 5 when someone gave me a gummy bear and I had no clue it would be so hard to chew.I mean it's called a "gummy" bear so I thought it would chew like gum. It just flattened out between my teeth. I spat it out and can't look at gummy bears without gagging now.

>>9405309
These and girl scout thin mints. we are born of skinny mint cookies, and we will be returned to them in time...

Baked beans and bananas, can't eat them, no earthly idea why.

I can tolerate banana mixed in with other stuff like in fruit juices but I resent it's presence. But no fucking beans ever

>>9405366
>Kryptonite as in what you can't resist

That's not what kryptonite is. It's the think that you hate the most, because kryptonite kills you

>>9405309
Martha.

>>9405439
Spinach is definitely my kryptonite, but I also hate walnuts. I hate their taste with any seasoning, and they even look like spiders which makes me feel sick.

>>9405568
It's your weakness

>>9405582
It's also a negative

>>9405590
It's usually something unhealthy you can't resist gobbling down when the phrase is used like this

>>9405576
man, white women in general

>>9405384
"Poison" is nineteenth-century slang for alcohol

Absolutely cant go past a cheeky bowl of mac n cheese.

It's so easy, too.
Just chuck it in the microwave for two minutes.

I'm still having a hard time wrapping my head around something that you indulge in (food) and something that makes you physically weak (kryptonite) have the same connotation. But I think I'm just thinking too much about it.

>>9406080
Who the fuck is shilling this shit and why?

>>9406097
It's not hard. Think allergies.

>>9405578
>I also hate walnuts
>they even look like spiders

If your brain worked properly, you'd see that they look like tiny brains.

>>9405309
liquorice coated ice cream - yeah those are nice

Hägen Däzs makes my dick diamonds.

>>9406107
I dont want to indulge myself with everything that im allergic to. Like im going to be putting myself in a room full of cats. Its not going to bring me any type of enjoyment. Ima start kicking those furry fucks until they learn to stay 10 ft back.

>>9405369
This and strong mustard. It hurts so good.

>>9405309
Sourdough bread
I can eat entire loaves of this shit by itself
Non-crumb fags just don't understand our struggles

>>9406201
Now think of something you really enjoy eating but you're allergic to it. Just like I absolutely love blue cheese but I know that if I eat too much of it it'll probably kill me.

>>9406261
breh... same here. are you from germany? because a lot of bread here is based on sour dough.Cant get enough of it. cheers with an altbeer

Banana nut bread or anything banana nut flavored. I love bananas, i love nuts, but cooked together makes a flavor I can't stand

>>9406285
Okay, but if you actually were allergic to blue cheese, like people are with peanuts, seafood, dairy, etc., you would end up in a hospital. Not staining your asshole over the john because your constipated from all that cheese you ingested.
Does this next sentence make sense:
>OP is allergic to cock. Every time OP see's one, he can't help but suck the life out of it.

>>9406261
good bread in general is delicious
very underappreciated

>>9406413
Quite the opposite anon, it makes me cramp up and shit projectile diarrhea, and that's just from a little bit of cheese. I don't really want to try eating some more of it since it might actually permanently harm me. And no, your sentence doesn't make sense since being allergic to something doesn't automatically imply pleasure.

>>9406285
>being allergic to anything
must suck, mate

Tree nuts. Literally, I'm allergic to all tree nuts like walnuts or almonds. They irritate and inflame my esophagus asphyxiating, even just a tiny sprinkling is enough to ruin my day. Eating a handful of nuts would literally kill me.

>>9406619
>Tree nuts
>inflame
>esophagus asphyxiating
>literally
You can't be this much of a fag

What the fuck is this?

Pic related; Google thinks it is a mouse.

>>9406632
not who ur quoting, but there is a distinction between tree-nuts and peanuts. you can be allergic to one and not the other

>>9406632
Cut me some slack, I'm just a poor ESL. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tree_nut_allergy
What I meant was that they irritate the skin of my mouth and esophagus, making it swollen.

>>9406660
It's ice cream with liquorice coating and filling.

Drinking the jizzy, cold, syrupy poz load of 10,000 niggers in one sitting with a single straw as I get reared by Niggus Maximus aka The Big Dick Nigga of Niggerville, Nigger States of America then draining his balls of every last drop of fluid before letting him consume me from my bum to my brain so that I am one with Nigger. I call this the "Cum Bum Conundrum."

>>9405309
Kryptonite as in weakness - can't resist
Or as in - can't eat or i'll puke my own intestine out?

>>9407967
I think that's where this thread got fucked up because people are posting both and many of them are ambiguous between which one the poster meant

You fuckers need to read a superman comic.

>>9408807
I don't have to do a goddamn thing.

>>9405309

>there are people alive right now who thought a kyrptonite thread was about posting things you hate
>I share a board with people like this

Kryptonite is synonymous with "one weakness", typically people refer to their "one weakness" in the food realm as being the one food they can't resist. I understand why people could confuse that, but context is key.

>>9409070
it's exactly the same as getting bullied on the internet.
You could walk away but you're too busy having a tantrum.

I love cottage cheeses with peper, salt, some chives, maybe thinly sliced raddish, Amazing.

I vould eat it every day, especially on some toasted bread. And I do mean that. Every. Fucking. Day.

>>9409129
Fuck off you utter prick

>>9409146
Hahahahahahahahahaha

>>9405309
Cashew nuts

>>9405568
Unless you are being literal, no its what you cant resist in this context. You are just an autismo.

>>9405369
Little pussy, wasabi isent even spicy, more like nosy.

>>9405350

>>9406660
kek

>>9409435
You're a fucking idiot.
Go back to /co/ or /tv/.

>>9409797
Im not the one thay doesn't understant the context of kryptonite and is havinf sperg rafe over it.

>>9409946
>havinf sperg rafe over it.
Retard.

>>9405309
Seafood in general. I hate the smell, and I puke everytime I try to eat it

>>9409946
Did you just have an epileptic fit as you typed this?

>>9406365
Wrong. Just plain wrong. Banana nut bread is my vape flavour.

>inb4 fedora and reddit spacing

Mongolian beef. Holy fuck this shit is just too good.

>>9405314
If you're looking at it from the catalog, a keyfob.
Then you're left wondering why OP is so weak to vehicles.

>>9405459
>>9405375
>>9405344
>>9405568
>>9405578
>>9406097
Was it autism?

>>9405309
Basil. Fuck basil.

>>9410262
There's a simpler explanation. Many younger people have never encountered some idioms before. We're living in an era of technologically-driven insularity.

>>9406127
No, he meant spinach looked like spiders.

cheddar bay biscuits

THOSE THINGS ARE LIKE CRACK!

Ice cream, in both senses of the term "kryponite." Fuckin' love that shit...also fuckin' regret that shit an hour or two later when I'm nearly puking from pain because of lactose intolerance.

>>9410787
Why not just go for sorbets or alternate milk ice-creams?
That seems like a good alternate to puking yourself out from eating it.

Asphalt on a stick?

>>9405309

>>9411284

>>9411284
I lose all sense of moderation and end up scarfing down like a quarter of the jar with my breakfast like a fat ass

French fries
Ice cream
Burger
Pizza
Pork
Beans
Cake
Cookies
Oreos
Cereal
Chocolate milk
Iced tea
Donuts
Pretzel
Gummy bears
Pringles
Cheese
Ice cream sandwich
BLT sandwich
TLC sandwich
Pepsi
Nutella
Peanut butter
Almonds
Chocolate bars
Chocolate cake
Cheese cake
Ham
Brownies
Cupcakes
Vegetable salad
Mayonnaise
Gumbo

Chicory, no fucking matter how it's prepared I can't stomach that shit. I try to eat it every year or so but I just gag like a small fucking child.

I can handle most other things, though certain blue and goat cheeses can fuck me up and I'm not fond of artichokes either.

>>9408822
>mfw I used to be addicted to this shit
>nearly rotted all my teeth
Not today old friend.

>>9412150
I am still but cant buy it here so I am saved

These are still my downfall more than anything else

>>9405309
>kryptonite

You're allergic to a specific brand of ice cream?

>>9405369
I would like to taste actual wasabi. Isn't most of the commercial "wasabi" just coloured horseradish?

>>9412476
It's blacheads from livestock mixed with Green colouring and horseraddish juice.

i will eat the whole pack in two days

>>9405578
>he doesn't eat spinach with yogurt

>>9412525
insert reviewbrah reference

>>9405369
>hate wasabi when I first tasted it
>now I crave it

>>9405309
Actual Kryptonite. I am Superman.

It's a good thing none exists here.

My kryptonite is kryptoniter

any kind of japanese bakery goods, but red bean ones in particular.

>>9411837
>Life is my kryptonite

>>9405309
Plutonium.

>>9405568
Kryptonite in the general sense is your weakness or something you can't resist. Like, you can't help but chug a handle of whiskey every day. Or you just can't eat just one potato chip. The original french fries post means he could eat that shit until it puts him into a coma because he loves them so much.
>The more you know

>Superman created by the Jews
>Kryptonite is something from your ancestral homeland that kills you
Kryptonite is Palestinians.