/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9385698
where's the full vid
doubt it would cook at all like this

>>9385704
This. As cool as it looks, I can't imagine any side getting enough heat to actually cook with that much fuckery around.

>>9385698
That pizza is being trained for delivery to the ISS.

>>9385716
That's not a pizza.

>>9385728
that's no moon...

>>9385698
really brings gyro sandwiches to a new level

>>9385728
it's a space station

>>9385716
That's a bunch of meat and some onions.

>>9385698
DARET?

>>9385740
>>9385748
how the fuck is this reference applicable?

>>9387628
It's useless and full of chickens.

>>9385728

it's part of the pizza alliance and a traitor. take it away.

>>9385698
I wrote a short story set in the future where there was an anti-gravity cooker which opened up new ways of cooking. Futures bright bois

>>9385716
No idea what it is

>>9387713
Spatchcock beaver

>>9387713
a space station

>>9387713
Those are chicken legs with the thighs attached.

>>9385706
It looks like some stupid hipster shit, like if you went there to eat it'd be nothing but dudes in skinny jeans with stupid mustaches.

>>9385698
That's neat.

>>9385698
Is this an adult Gyrobowl?

>>9388335
>hipster shit

Do you know what "hipster" means? Because this isn't hipster.

>>9388435
It's spinster.

remember in the 90s they had a a ride in the mall like that?

>>9385698

>>9387906
that's no space station

>>9388439
I see what you did there

>>9388427
That's no neat.

>>9388444
>tfw never dared to try that ride
So many kids vomiting

>>9388335
>everything I don't like is "hipster"

>>9388537
it's a space station

>>9388580
that's no space station

>>9388335

Go back to pol you fucking bitch just fuck right off

not everything gay is fucking "hipster" shit you trash, go back to your troglodyte containment board

>>9388659
>gb2/gaia/
>gb2/sa/
>gb2/reddit/
>gb2/pol/
The times, they are a changin'.

>>9388659
wew

>>9385698
>>9387713
>Have you ever seen grilled meat with fire in zero gravity?
>It's beautiful. It's like liquid it... slides all over everything. Comes up in waves.

>>9387992

Those looked so good when i was a kid, and they still do

>>9385698
>Year of Our Hamilton 174
>not using quaternions to rotate your meat
fucking plebs

>>9385728
That's amore

>>9388659
Hipster numale lashout in progress

>>9388659
I know right these fucking problematic, cissexist, racist, antisemetic assholes!

>>9385698

"Cooper that's not possible" "No, its rotisserie"

>>9387713

>>9388659
>>9388557
>>9388435
Wow, these hipsters got triggered bad

>>9388595
It's a big guy

>hipsters doing metalwork
>hipsters having any mechanical knowledge at all

Yeah this is clearly rednecks.

>>9390439
>hipsters doing metalwork
When they do it's usually with scary family heirloom firearms.

>>9385698
Reminds me of the space machine from Contact.

>>9387682

>>9385698
by not flinging hot oil at you?

>>9389848
Oh you son of a bitch.

>>9389848

>>9385747
I appreciate the effort

>>9388335
>some stupid hipster shit

le sigh

“Hipster” is a term co-opted for use as a meaningless pejorative in order to vaguely call someone else’s authenticity into question and, by extension, claim authenticity for yourself.

It serves no conversational function and imparts no information, save for indicating the opinions and preferences of the speaker.

Meanwhile, a market myth has sprung up around the term, as well as a cultural bogeyman consisting of elusive white 20-somethings who wear certain clothes (but no one will agree on what), listen to certain music (no one can agree on this either), and act a certain way (you’ve probably sensed the pattern on your own).

You can’t define what “that kind of behavior or fashion or lifestyle” actually is, nor will you ever be able to. That’s because you don’t use “hipster” to describe an actual group of people, but to describe a fictional stereotype that is an outlet for literally anything that annoys you.

The twist, of course, is that if it weren’t for your own insecurities, nothing that a “hipster” could do or wear would ever affect you emotionally. But you are insecure about your own authenticity - “Do I wear what I wear because I want to? Do I listen to my music because I truly like it? I’m certainly not like those filthy hipsters!” - so you project those feelings.

Suffice it to say, no one self-identifies as a hipster; the term is always applied to an Other, to separate the authentic Us from the inauthentic, “ironic” Them.

>>9390459
That's such a good fucking movie, goddamn.

Why is there such hate for it? Because it wasn't another Armageddon Michael Bay 'splosian flick? Were audiences cancerous even back then?

>>9390945
The love plot was forced and unneeded for the more important parts that Sagan was trying to convey. Interstellar basically copied the basic premise with an armageddon backdrop.

>>9385698
Is this from good eats?

>>9388685
>no love for spacehorror kino
Here's your (you) anyways F A M.

>>9390968
I think having them be romantically involved makes the conflict between atheist and theist more pronounced.

Was the romance even in the original novelization? It seems like something Hollywood would add to a film adaptation to make it "easier to digest" for audiences.

>>9388685

>>9390910
I wouldn't entirely say they don't exist, there's a subculture here in LA that conforms very closely to the "hipster" stereotype and is probably the source of it. Most of the "real" hipsters of yore are in their 30s with kids now.

>>9391047
I honestly don't remember, been a while since I read it. I think it's mostly implied and the theist v. atheist stuff is more pronounced.