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9283606 No.9283606[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

>Be American
>Cook "Barbecue"
>Smoke meats for 10 hours with some pepper
>Dump the whole bag of sugar onto the meat when its done

Why do you Americans do this? Your meat is as sweet as cake.

>> No.9283607

>>9283606
epic repost brah

>> No.9283613

>>9283606
Damn, I never really thought about it that way. I'm going to go on a diet and lose all this weight. Thanks anon.

>> No.9283623
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>>9283606
depends on the sauce you use. also you could just use it as a dipping sauce if you dont want it.

Chill, us Americans are the best country so let us do things how we want before you get a couple nukes dropped on ya.

>> No.9284101

>>9283606
If you've ever had true American barbecue you'd not feel this way.

>> No.9284103
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>> No.9284114

>>9284103
that's clearly from Usda not America dumbass

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>>9284103
Does it melt?

>> No.9284176

>>9284169
Mmm... pasteurized process topping...

>> No.9284181

>>9283606
Carolina barbecue, especially eastern style, does not use sweet sauces.

>> No.9284183

>eat fast food all
>call it cuisine
>be fat and obnoxious
>claim to be better than other countries while levels of autism are hitting skies

>> No.9284355

>>9284103
Damn. I really could go for some frills with my cheese product.

>> No.9284692

>>9283606
Well, it's not really a whole bag of sugar. Some use honey, some use molasses and chances are if someone's making their own sauce or rubs, it's a significantly smaller amount of sugar than the stuff in a bottle for the sheer merit that it's not meant to be preserved for about a year or so to increase shelf life since homemade rubs are meant for just that day.

So it's not a whole bag, it's up to a cup at best if someone's making a batch for a large (talking 100 people or so) party to as little as say, a couple of teaspoons, maybe 1 1/2 tops for a modest sized one.

Either way, a whole bag of sugar is retarded even if you are exaggerating. Maybe don't go to a chain place for barbecue and try visiting a Southern state or a black owned pit grill.

>> No.9284697

>>9284103
This is all we should be feeding the welfare nogs tbqh

>> No.9284708

>>9283606
>be american
>why do you americans

>> No.9284735
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Things Americans MUST apologise for:
>Bacon weave
>Luther Burger
>Ranch
>Craft beer cancer
>Juicy Lucy
>Tex Mex
>'go 'za

and the entirety of what's going on in this list: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_American_sandwiches
Claiming to invent the cheese sandwich? I know Americans can't into irony, so that excuse is void.

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>>9284735
gargle my cum

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>>9284759
DUDE!
BACON!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bacon_mania

>> No.9284774

>>9284692
this last part especially, the candied meat meme is literally something white southerners fooled themselves into liking because blacks and mexicans couldn't afford to dump that much sugar in

>> No.9284779

>>9284772
It's actually very good but I've never felt more like my food was trying to kill me than after having a smoked bacon explosion