/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9219581
Subway. "Eat fresh!"
What the fuck in that "{[(restaurant)]}" is fresh?

If Arbys appears smug to you, your bar is absolutely low. Life must be a constant barrage of insults and sleights of hand directed toward you by everyone

>>9219581
"It's WAY better than fast food!"

>>9219883
The eggs, obviously. I mean, what better breakfast sandwich comes from a "restaurant" that
DOESN'T HAVE A FUCKING GRILL?

>>9219581
I LOVE TO ENGAGE WITH MY FAVORITE BRANDS ON SOCIAL MEDIA

>>9220913
The bakery by work par cooks a bunch of scrambled eggs in big batches every morning in large pots. When they're making the sandwich they stick it in the broiler, open faced to finish cooking the eggs and heat everything through. They take about twice as long to make but are super tasty.

>>9219581
Just like us black men, when you "have the meat", you can be cocky/smug as fuck and still have white bitches all over your meat 24/7. What now, limp dick white boi?

>>9221566

Okay Jamal

>>9219581
It's a good strategy. People always feel bad about eating fast food. You're not going to convince them that it's healthy. You're not going to convince them that it's classy. Might as well go full machismo and arrogance without overstating or dwelling on it and coming off as insecure.

Budweiser tried a very similar campaign where they positioned themselves as the alternative to pansy craft beers. But they didn't execute it well and it ended up sounding insecure.

I don't think you understand what "arrogance" means.

>>9221465
Subway's egg patties are shipped in by truck and microwaved to order. Still better breakfast sandwich than any other fast food because you can at least load it with veggies.

>>9221720
If people just ate the sandwich fastfood really wouldn't be that bad outside of the ridiculous xxl items. It's the combination of the sandwich with fries, and soda that makes it so bad.

>>9223647
>Americans

>>9219581
SSHHHH anon you know the arby's marketing team trolls around /ck/ right?

>>9223647
>If people just ate the sandwich fastfood really wouldn't be that bad

???????really??????

>>9221576

>>9221720
I remember those ads. They were insulting toward the demographic. Very obviously made by NYC ad execs who viewed the audience as cavemen.

>>9223775
>>9224474
He's right, the sandwiches are usually fairly healthy at least compared to the rest of the menu. They might have a bit more salt and sugar but it's still usually a better balanced protein + veg + carb, compared to soda and fries which are carbs or fat + carbs. Getting two sandwiches with water and small fries would be healthier than getting one sandwich + large soda/fries.

>>9219581
>10:42

>>9219883
>12:11

>>9220913
>16:42

>>9221465
>19:42

>time passes
>7/26 becomes 7/27

>>9223601
06:19

>>9224467
>11:50

>>9224907
>14:08

>>9225623
>18:06

obvious shill thread, get fucked you massive piece of shit

>>9225683
Found the white boi cuck

>>9223601
>Still better breakfast sandwich

No it fucking isn't, not by a long shot. My last sandwich from there was an egg and bacon sandwich that was the worst fast food meal I've ever had. The eggs patties were garbage and the paper-thin """""bacon""""" was completely tasteless. When I buy a sausage McBiscuit from McDonald's, I know it's going to taste absolutely delicious, and in that moment of chewing my first bite, I know the nausea later will have been worth it.

>96 year old grandma watches television 24/7
>she has memorized all the commercials
>Arby's commercial comes on
>she laughs and says in her goblin-y ancient voice "we have the meats!"
Eeugh.