/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9190045
Sure, meet me at my place at 7 for hot dogs.

>>9190045
I'm sure she gets turned on when Chad eats off her body. Probably not as much when 400 lb "cultured" Muslim from the UK and an effeminate "non-flyover" hipster use the ck meetup as an excuse to grope her.

>>9190045
Worked with a german guy who said during his apprenticeship in a cologne hotel, they had a function for a bunch of rich old oligarch type russians where the canapes were literally served on naked women. They hired a bunch of high end hookers, got them to lay on wheely tables and layed caviar en croute and shit all over them. Sounds like a bit of a kitchen myth to me but he sweared it was true.

>>9190045
>the sun

>>9190108
they're not making it up dum-dum
http://lustnyc.com

>>9190098
Sounds like a good way to get braps on your food t.b.h.

>not licking ice cream off you're gee eff
Lame

>>9190098
>mfw I'll never be able to afford or experience Rothschild-tier degeneracy
>I'll only top out at middle-class swinger degeneracy

Me and my partner do this all the time. It's nothing strange.

Can I bring hot pockets?

>>9190168
What's his name?

>>9190098
Prostitution is fully legal in Germany, and Cologne itself has a shitload of brothels, including the world's largest. It is quite likely that such a story is not bullshit.

>>9190117
>LUST is an immersive, erotically charged dinner party where food is served on naked bodies and eaten with raw abandon. Use your hands, feed a stranger...use your mouth...straight off hot human flesh.
No thank you. I'll just stay home and eat off my own stomach. At least I hope I won't get herpes or something from one of the other people eating.

Organised a bachelor party for a friend and paid an escort to do this for for an hour, cost us 300 bucks. Probably could have done it cheaper but she was a perfectly smooth-skinned eastern European chick who got a full body wax that very morning and I told her there might be some pussy touching.

During dinner we talked about how hot she was while all brushing over party of her body. Like grabbing her tits and saying LOOK at these perfect things. Couple of us parted her pussy lips a little bit to check it out but we all realised things got a bit too far at that point.
You could tell we were all ready to fucking tag team that chick if we weren't gentlemen.

We ended up going to a strip club. Got a handy there, shit was soo ca$h

>>9190174
None of your business, actually.

>>9190521
You sound like a demon.

>>9190556
t. virgin

>>9190556
I told 12 guys to give me 100 bucks for a night of drinks, tits and ass. Spent some on the hooke,r pre-paid some bar tabs and spent the rest on singles.

I am though, a fucking demon.

>>9190521

>>9190566
I'm glad we both agree that you're a demon.

>>9190521
Good shit my nigga, funny how white guys never get to party like this though and will probably get mad over it.

>>9190649
he is white...

>>9190045
ew.

>>9190098
so they were eating off "plates" with gonorrhea and such?

>>9190657
Excuse me, garçon? Could you please bring us a fresher roastie? Thanks.

>>9190521
>gentlemen
ok pleb

>“I definitely feel empowered, I feel like a goddess.”
How does being made to feel like less than human empowering in any way?

I would pay to eat off of a hooker if I could eat a nice fat steak and cut it up using a knife on her skin

I would probably just cut her and not eat it because I don't want to eat hooker blood

>>9190752

>>9190652
Oh yes, very white and in the upscale food industry(35-60 mains, 150 couverts)

>>9190674
Don't treat me like some fedora-wearing piece of shit. I'm trying to tell you that lesser men wouldn't have been able to contain their urges after touching the freshly shaven pussy of arguably one of the most beautiful women they have ever seen.

> "I definitely feel empowered, I feel like a goddess."

Sure honey. Now bend over, so I can eat this shrimp out of your asshole.

>>9190843
lel

>>9190736
Men cant understand it

>lie down
>do nothing
>make money
hmm reminds me of some other thing women do.

>>9190045
Fucking degenerates

>>9190834
>fedora tipping intensifies

>>9190834
Is this bait?

>>9190045
>wearing panties
well what is the fucking point then

>feeding and public use fetish combined
NO

The first time I ever did a tequila slammer I was at a high school party, this pretty good looking but slightly slutty girl was showing me how to do it. She pulled out one of her boobs and put salt on it handed me a shot of tequila and got me to lick the salt off her boob, do the shot and suck a lemon.

>>9190834

jesus christ man

>>9190521

damn the guys who are objectifying the fuck out of women also have to pay for it

who woulda thought

Huh, so nyotaimori has made its way into America. Neat.

>>9190834
Nothing in this story happened and this was an embarrassing post.

>>9191664
>hurr durr objectifying
She's a consenting adult, retard.

>>9191410
Nice

>>9191066
She probably gets wet af. I'm not going to eat some random food with pussy juice/stench on it.

>>9190521
look at the reddit asshurt this post provoked

>>9190843
THAT AINT NO SHRIMP BUCKO

>>9190834
>>9190521

Please don't post on /ck/ ever again.

>>9190736
>human female
>invite others to treat you like kitchenware, a literal object
>empowerment

Do these people realize they can get off in ways that dont risk giving others food poisoning

>>9193330
That's how she's getting off, numbnuts. The knowledge she might be making people sick stimulates her to never before attained levels of pleasure. It's a sub-fetish of sadism.

>>9190752
>I don't want to eat hooker blood
pussy

She's kind of ugly.

I'll stick with the Japanese style of... whatever you call this. They seem to have gotten it right.

>>9190521
>>9190834
pure cringe

>>9190756
Hitler did nothing wrong

>>9190166
Do you really want to be removed from God?

>>9190168
suicide pact pls, you are fucking disgusting

>>9190168
this is why I hate normies

>>9190736
Imagine a dog eating off your hand.
Except this is from the whole body.

I don't necessarily relate with the feeling, but I can understand how she'd reach that mindset.

>>9193858
Feeling powerful because dogs are eating off of you is like feeling strong because you can squash an ant.

>>9190521
Hmm, sounds hot but not very dignified at the end of the day. Pretty degenerate to hire a prostitute period.

>>9190168
Goals desu

>>9193824
Considering all 4channers go to hell no matter what, I can't see there being much of a downside.

>>9190168
>>9190548

>partner

>>>/reddit/

>>9190045
I thought this shit was for rich hedonists

>>9190521
if she's an escort that you already paid, why didn't you fuck her?

>>9190834
>hire hooker oh sorry "escort"
>get consent
>both parties in heat
>puss out
>claim you were being a gentleman

if you were one then you shouldn't have gotten an escort in the first place. Go big or go home loser.

>>9191066

Dubs have it.

Dropped right there, tbpfb

>>9192478

that doesn't stop it from being objectifying...

> yeah man go ahead and punch me as hard as you can it doesn't count as physical violence if I let you

>>9193317
>>9193722
Literally how?

>>9190045
weimerica needs to burn

>>9192478
>muh consenting adults

you probably think you're a "conservative" too you fucking moron

>>9190045
she's not even naked in that pic.

>>9195555
>>9191664
in a few decades the human race will stop breeding and die out because any sexual activity is highly objectifying and demeaning to women

>>9195408

https://reddit.com/r/incels

>>9190521
>Not fucking them
How does it feel to be beta?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zc2FMdpblgU

Hottest Twerk Vines | Compilation of 2017 | Booty Shaking | Leggings and mini skirts

You are welcome!! Nice nice nice

>>9190045
What a degenerate, i'm going to order so much food that her experience will be so uncomfortable she quits her job

>>9190756
>little potato

>>9190521
This is like some Illuminati tier fuckery lol

>>9190736
>Empowering.
Fucking meaningless meme words.

>>9191664
>objectifying the fuck out of women

lol fucking naieve little Millenial

Women obejctify the fuck out of themselves the moment they slap on 5 layers of makeup and wear 3 inch pumps.

lol @ thinking men need to objectify these whores any more

>>9197462
Um no sweetie. I wear makeup for myself and myself alone. It empowers me and allows me to express myself in this oppressive patriarchy. Why would I worry about boys that don't know their summer sunrise from their Georgia peach?

>>9197502
>oppressive patriarchy.

When are you neo-feminists going to realize nu-males, 90% of the american male population, aren't participating in patriarchy anymore? They've submitted, you won. It's now a matriarchy and the obsolete relics known as macho men are festering and rotting on the trash heap of history. They've even started wearing makeup and using skin care products, so womyn don't need to do that anymore.

>>9197502
>I wear makeup for myself and myself alone

lol. Sure honey.

> This is what whores really tell themselves. lol

>>9197502
>It empowers me and allows me to express myself in this oppressive patriarchy

Holy shit this is some stinky bait.

>>9190067
are there flyover hipsters?

>>9197664
Yes, they drink blue moon and their favorite cheese is cheddar or mozzarella.

>>9190045
Ah this reminds me of my favourite doujin!!!

>>9190045
imagine going there and then you get stuck with the black girl

>>9190051
Only if I get to provide the hot dog and you the bun.

:-)

>>9197671
literally me

>>9190045
complete scam. I went there with my cultist friends and then we found out you aren't allowed to eat the women lying on the table.

>>9197956

*slams fists on table while standing up*

WHAT THE FUCK?!

>>9197972
*reddits internally*

>>9198001

It's fun to occasionally act stupid, we don't have to scream reddit at any and everything.

Honestly, this whole reddit shit has really killed some of the humor on this site. How many years has it been? 4.

Whatever, I'm ranting.

>>9198013
Nice spacing, redditor.

>>9198086
Eh

>>9198086
Shut the fuck up faggot

>>9190661
He said they were "high-end" meaning they probably use condoms and get tested regularly.

>>9198013
>>9198088
You have to go back.

>>9195441
Good escorts negotiate price and what they'll do for it before hand. Fucking her would have required more negotiation and would have cost them a lot more especially if all of them were going to get a turn.

>>9196132

yes we definitely have only survived because we've paid for then groped a woman's tits and pussy while eating food off of her

>>9197462

yeah I'm naive because I'm not retarded

>>9196136
Nice reddit spacing faggot

>>9190657
Thanks for saving me time to click the link

>>9190098
If it was Russians I can believe it