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9115566 No.9115566[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Hey co/ck/s
I'm vegan
That means I don't eat
>dairy
>eggs
>any meat
>poultry
>fish
>seafood
>even honey
for protein I tend to eat a lot of tofu and I've read about those estrogenic compounds.
Frankly, I have a manly body and I could probably mess up the majority of anyone on this board if not for society's ever-improving views on violence and aggresive behavior.
Also, I can guess that eating lots of seeds and nuts is sort of like eating plant cum?

But I'm pretty sure I'm not gay becaaaaaaaaaaause

I like traps.

>> No.9115574
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9115574

>>9115566
Things I do eat:
>Dick
>Ass
>Cum

>> No.9115580

>>9115574
honestly, he's not pulling it off. I'd say he's being ironic or lost a bet. you can tell from the look in his eyes that he doesnt have the gentle soul of a woman

>> No.9115597

>>9115566
faggot

>> No.9115642

I eat
Food, good stuff, some preserved, salty hearty
Things I don't eat
Spineless
Bug
Horse
Fish
Reptile
Amphibian
Cabbage
Fake milk (YooHoo)
Fake juice (Sunny D)

>> No.9115646
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9115646

>>9115566
>I'm vegan

Cumskin problems...

>> No.9115650

>>9115566
Yes
Though there's nothing wrong with being a faggot, as long as you keep it to yourself

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>> No.9115669

>>9115646

Jesus Christ, I think I might have cumskin. I do shed a lot. Is it dangerous?

>> No.9115673

>>9115646
Things black people say after sex
>tell da cops and I kill you
>i got da aids but i washed muh dick so don't worry
>where da grape soda at

Things black people NEVER say after sex
>I love you sweetie
>That was mutually-fulfilling consensual sex
>It appears the condom broke, but don't worry, I will respect any decision you make if you become pregnant and will be a good father if need be
>I'm sorry but I have to leave, I have to study/work/not commit a crime

>> No.9115674

if you eat food you're certifiably gay

>> No.9115723
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9115723

OP is a faggot.

>> No.9115751

>>9115566
>Not eating honey

Nigga do you fucking think there is bee cruelty ?
Do you think they take the hundreds of millions of bee of the hives and they hurt each of them ?

Like nigga just eat honey

>> No.9115764

>I could probably mess up the majority of anyone on this board if not for society's ever-improving views on violence and aggresive behavior.

That was the gayest thing I've read on this board desu

>> No.9115779

>>9115751
Honey is bee puke
U R Gross

>> No.9116087

>>9115764
same

>> No.9116098

>>9115673
Stay mad.

>> No.9116108
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9116108

My god.

Why are white guys so fucking pathetic & beta all the time?

It's really getting to he point where we have to turn to immigrants to find a "real man".

>> No.9116112

>>9116108
>Why are white guys so fucking pathetic & beta all the time?

liberalism

>> No.9116114

>>9115566
>I'm vegan

Yes, you are gay

>> No.9116118

>>9116108
This is fox news psy-ops bullshit to make their state run media white cuck bois look like real men.

There are, literally, millions of "real men" out there.

>> No.9116128

>>9116118
There are dozens of us. DOZENS!

>> No.9116130
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9116130

>>9116108
>It's really getting to he point where we have to turn to immigrants to find a "real man".

It's end of an era for whites. Get ready for the next Century of Asian dominance.

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9116138

>>9116108
>Why are white guys so fucking pathetic & beta all the time?

I, for one, bow down to our new Asian overlords.

>> No.9116162

>>9116130
>>9116138
im asian and ill be damned if i didnt just meet the first completely mentally retarded asian of my life.