/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Is that CIA?

Thats a big nig

>>9072730
Depends on the girl. Don't go in blind, try and find a match between her preferences and what you are really good at.

>>9072730
If she's a nocook, stir fry or steak dinner. People who don't cook will be impressed by this even if you fuck up a little. If she cooks, eggplant Parmesan or carbonara.

>>9072774
>tfw girl I was with said she loves omelet
>tfw I go and pick some terragon and buy some chives and parsley so I can make a few delicious french omelet
>tfw drive out to buddy's farm to get some eggs
>tfw cook it perfectly
>"looks pret- EWW It's all gooey inside, can you toss it in the microwave"
>mfw

>>9072774
This.

I somehow tend to date vegetarians so i go off of what I know they like. My only staple thing is baked fruit for dessert. Tend to make the meal a few days befpre to see how it will turn out so I can tweak if needed. Made some shitty meals before and I'd rather not come off as incompetent.

>>9072769
For him

>>9072730
Ox tails
Neckbones
Chitlins
Fried chicken
Collard greens
Corn bread
Pickled pig/chicken feet
Grape drank

ladies

>>9072730
bbc? im cia

>>9072797
>serves a women raw eggs

>>9073828
Rendition of OPs datenight.

Something I was sure I wouldn't fuck up I guess.
A nice steak with a baked potato and some salad maybe.
Or carbonara with some garlic bread on the side.

>>9072730
Instant Coffee.

I start treating my love interest as if they were my daughters.

Respect and consideration is always where I let myself be recognized.

In a sense im mock playing with whoever the woman is as a taste of how "my/our" daughter os to be treated.

>>9072730
The reservation I just filed with the restaurant lists Smee, Maimen, Dr. Pavalier, Button Lee, Juan O'Veus, Virs Juan, Tatahk, Getsda Stae, Onmai Aircraft, Wu Pait, Yu Tugrab, Dr. Pavel, Heed Iddent, Flai Sogud, Wu Wan, Stu Trainex, Telmi Abautbane, Waidus Hi, Werda Mask, Lotta Lo'yadee, Farah Hyredgun

Make a chocolate soufflé for dessert. People think it's really hard to make and it tastes great, so it will impress and actually be good.

>>9072730
I cook food that I like to eat and also enjoy. So prolly chicken fried steak, mashed potatoes, gravy, green beans or fried corn, loaf of French bread, some kind of chocolate dessert.

>>9072730
Also, just FYI girls aren't impressed by a guy cooking.

>>9074517
maybe not you, high maintenance roastie

>>9072730
pic related wrapped in bacon and a side of 'go'za

>>9074562
Your deluding yourself, but go ahead bro. Make her dinner. If she says she's "impressed" then she's lying to you and simply stroking your ego. Women don't care if you cook for them or not. Now,...Men do,... men care if a woman can cook... but nah...women... they don't give a shit about your cooking skills. They will appreciate the gesture but nothing more. They care about your tongue and money making skills.

>>9072730
Is that Petyr "Littlefinger" Baelish on the left?

>>9074598

Kek!

Also nunchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills. Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills!

The first thing my boyfriend made for me was french toast with a bananas foster inspired sauce on top (for the morning after, of course.) I was pretty dang impressed. The first dinner he made for me was a deep fried calzone, but we're both into trashy food so I liked it.

>>9074780
>impressed
>THE MORNING AFTER

Proof right there boys... women are liars

Steak au poivre. Make it in front of her so she can see you set some shit on fire.

Is that rand paul?

>>9074438
fuck

>>9072730
>Aryan
>Perfect male height of 5'10
>Can say hello in three different languages
>almost scored a perfect 100 on my last IQ test
Am I not ENTITLED to a black gf?

>>9072730
Show her the flight plan on an omelette.

>>9072730

Why are the Irish OBSESSED with black women?

Scrambled eggs, blueberry buttermilk pancakes and bacon.

Breakfast foods for the win.

>>9072730
>before being official
pizza on a movie night, unless she has a specific request. works 2/3 times.

>after being official
most times italian / asian dishes during dinner night, unless we're feeling adventurous on trying shit out. anything goes for breakfast.

>>9072757
Thought it was Rand Paul

>>9072730
INB4 cleat lobster

>>9075568
Its the kinship formed between slave races.

Pan fried chicken. You can spice it with whatever you like, but don't overdo it. Sometimes I use maple syrup, nutMeg, some chipotle pepper, and a little bit of garlic salt and it tastes quite good. You can pair it with rice or just some garlic bread

>>9076015
Damn I thought it was too.

There is always a fire in the kitchen.
There is always a kettle on the boil.

With stew.

>>9076153
>There is always a fire in the kitchen.

>>9075451
100 isn't the maximum on an IQ test budd'y but it's okay to be depressingly average don't worry.

>>9073853

this is one of the more disturbing and creepy things i've read since coming to this site

>>9075451

>100 IQ

wew lad

>>9076331
Oh sweet summer child

>>9075451
t. Manages the top grossing cinnabon in his state

>>9072730
Is that the guy from Get Out on the right?

>>9076340

it's the ambiguous nature of the comment, and the tone.. you're a fucking psychopatch, man.

>>9076393
nah you're just a summer child. not the guy you're arguing with, and I haven't used the word "summer" in the 4chan sense in maybe 10 years but if you're not a textbook example of a kid who just got out of school, then you're doing a really good job of LARPing as one

>>9076393
Fuck off normy

>>9076393
>it's the ambiguous nature of the comment, and the tone.. you're a fucking psychopatch, man.
>you're a fucking psychopatch, man.
>you're a fucking psychopatch
>a fucking psychopatch
>psychopatch
I don't speak summer-child, what did it mean by this?

>>9076423
*normie

>>9076457
He struck me as a Norman, so whilst he is certainly a normie, he's also a normy

>>9076471
Daily reminder that the celts invented all so-called "french" foods which were then stolen from us and presented to the world as a "french" invention

>>9072730
Would make chicken marsala or similar and flambe that shit in front of her

>>9072730

Potatoes, steamed cauliflower and my trademark godly Sauce Hollandaise.

>>9076086

Is that why the Irish identify with Palestinians as well? Weird.

>>9074517
>>9074834
Girls and hoes might not be. An actual woman would be.

>>9072797
Women don't like nice things, they prefer the burnt leftovers of what a man doesn't eat.

It is evolution.

>>9073792
Southern White people eat all those things you mentioned as well dumbass Yankee

>>9076792
Speak for yourself.

>>9076819
Texas isn't the south dumbass forever second biggest state

>>9072797

French omelets are literally raw eggs wrapped in a thin layer of cooked egg. They're bad and the French should feel bad. She's right.

>>9076957
t. numale

>>9076819
Lol thinking that the midwest was the south

You never fought in muh civil war that we let the north win now did ya yankee?

>>9076819
I've got a new background for my desktop!
Thanks senpai.

>>9076999
>Texas
>Midwest
wut

>>9072730
That's a big goy.

>>9072797
Did she eat all of them?

>>9074576
That looks delicious, and an egg is only 80 kcal

>>9072730
isn't this the niggress bieber is nailing?

>>9074438
Some weird fucking names.

>>9078336
she didn't have a choice

>>9075451
>almost scored a 100 on my IQ test
>almost
So you are a double digit retard?

>>9078142
UUUU

Meh, she's about an 8 for a black girl. 5 for all women.

>>9075451
100 is the average of most humans familia.

>>9075451
>5'10

>>9072730
rare steak and a protein shake

>>9078455
Sorry, only non-faggots are allowed to rate qt girls. Please see your way >>>/out/

>>9076320
>>9076336
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>>9078822

These faggots all took the bait

>>9074438
this is AA6 tier