/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9060657
OP is a fag that can't just make a thread like a normal person.

>>9060666
>normal

"Normies"

"reeeee"

>>9060657
Joke's on you, I already had my shit posting trousers on

it's all coming up...

For me, it's autism. The worst posters on 4chan.

Taylor ham and egg is king of all breakfast sandwiches

>>9060657
I made this mediocre breakfast bowl the other month. Grits are underneath the eggs and bacon.

>>9060766
>Not calling them normalies

>>9062766
I'd eat it brah

>>9062766

I have the same counter top and I also love grits. Impossible to see if its dirty or not. Too dark. But I still love it.

Are you me?

lentil soup with egg

>>9064817
everyone has this countertop

>>9064777
I'd be pissed. The tomatoes are going to slide everywhere. Half of it would end up on the plate if you tried to eat it like a sandwich.

>>9060657
For me it's the egg and cheese McChicken
The sLtiest thread in the catalog

>>9060657
>shitty store bought bread
>cheap-ass sliced 'cheese'
>eggs have spots of food from some other meal

barf

>>9064824

>>9064824
I dont

alright fine I'll go make breakfast jesus christ god fuck why are you so insistent

>>9064906

>>9064918
Okay, so this is step one here. I am not unplugging my controller to upload pictures so I just do it direct from my phone but I'm not typing on that dumb thing.

It's tomato sauce and hot sauce and water and beef sausages and I am going to leave it to simmer for like twenty minutes.

>>9060657

>>9064918
Your kitchen is utterly disgusting.

>>9064906
>>9064918
>>9064946
Typical Asukafags.

beansprouts

>>9064918

>>9065016
now I have started on the eggs and I cut the sausage with my scissors which are so much better than a knife

>>9065016
>Shitting in the stove

>>9065016
>those eggs

Okiee done

>>9065051
Meh guess i wasnt that hungry i will just finish the sausage off and throw it away. Kinda want strawberries or something and i just remembered there is that downtown thing today. Time to get dressed i guess.

>>9065087

please post less in the future

>>9065098
>actually posts food for once instead of memechicken
>stahp

>>9064946
>>9064950
>ways to never have anyone cook for you

>>9065272
>Calling that food

>>9064918
>>9065016
Is that a different Asuka mug, or just the same mug from the other side?

>>9060657
>Fucking up a perfectly good egg sandwich with that shitty yellow cheese.

>>9065016
>Filthy stove
>Filthy pan
>Broken yolk

>>9065554

>>9065000
Looks pretty good

>>9065674
>calling my pan filthy when it has food in it

uh, when you use things for their purpose you don't generally call them dirty.

>>9061872
That's actually really good.

Therefore, I have stolen it for future (you)se.

>>9060657
since OP loves it so much,
here's what i had for breakfast

>>9065723
Clearly you don't frequent filthy hookers.

>>9065773
yeah not supposed to do that anymore, not that I ever really did

>>9065697
So messed up.

>>9065878
you wish you had a hobby you liked as much as I like my mug collecting

ITT:Check, check it
Fuckin with a nigga like myself you learns fear
LaVerne's gear shows your record so unless the ho's buttnaked
Youse a loser, decrepit, shoulda kept it to your lonesome
But you like, 'Look everybody, I'm a silly microphone crumb'
You want attention B? I flaunt ascension vocally
First team all university while your squad is benchin locally
Don't mention jokily, "aiyyo dem niggas ain't atomic"
Ain't the comic niggas gutsy, after the disembowelin
Don't fuck around, I eat out your shorty with the crew
And she be late for head, she want a tape and dreads
And thought of you, a little stinger
My shit'll bring epitome ya bitterly jealous
Forever living crazy minded trying to tell us
How you do it, I'll devour you, it's simple shit'll get props
Don't let me bring it God I swing it hard like little kid box
So front I keep the tone vexin, but to the heads
Stay pleasant to the ears just think of Lauryn Hill on phone sexin

>>9065016
i wish i could reach this level of not giving a fuck

pic related, Amy's cheese enchilada meal.

>>9065961

>>9065697
why?

>>9065697
Have you posted this collection before? I don't remember there being that many in it. Truly inspiring though.

>>9065697
That's pretty cool desu

>>9066369
It kind of snowballed after the Shinji Ikari mug. I dunno but it makes me happy.
>>9066495
The collection is always growing. One is waiting for me at the post office right now and my artist is working on my Rei Ayanami mug commission. That one is going to look really special.

Two fried eggs over a hash of leftover roast pork, diced zucchini, and diced orange bell pepper

fucking amazing

>>9065697
I've never understood collecting, but I'll give you credit for dedication. It's certainly a relatively innocuous hobby.

Anyone like eating cereal and milk with black coffee on the side?

>>9067306
i like it when you die. not painfully of course, but aware of your impending doom and scared of it

>>9066519
neat

>>9060657
I don't have a picture because I'm not an Instagramfag who proudly takes photos of my cooking like it's some achievement. My breakfast every morning:

-Baked Beans
-Fried Onion
-Scrambled Egg
-Grilled potato bits with herbs

It makes me fart all day.

>>9064918
savage