/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Cool, now you can fuck off, Redditor.

>>9010473
Hola Reddit. My gf sent me the image, but you were just seething with rage and had to tell everyone you already saw this on Reddit earlier, huh? Sad.

>>9010477
Sure she did, stupid redditor.

>>9010479
Nice rebuttal. You have to go back now.

>>9010450
>only americans can make non-american cuisine

Almonds: Activated

>>9010450
jesus christ... some asshole put raw fucking cucumbers on there, not to mention the fries look burnt to shit

>>9010487
Doesn't matter where it originated. We mastered it and we own it.

>>9010491
>hating on cool cucumbers in a burger
theyre better than cringy sour pickles. fight me

>>9010480
Go back where? I'm not the one shitposting with reddit images, and lying about my gf sending them to me.

>>9010450
>served on a pallet
kek

>>9010450
Those fries look pretty good, and the veggie combination in the burger seems to be on point. I can't see much of the burger itself so I can't accurately assess it, but at a glance is seems to be fine.

I don't think there's anything wrong with this burger.

>>9010450
>classic IMG_xxxx.jpg

The burger looks good; the pallet doesn't. It seems to be a daring amalgamation of the "food on a plank" and the "furniture from pallets" memes.

>>9010450
It comes on a pallet?
What, does the waiter bring it to you with a forklift?

>>9010502
>fight me
wish I could you stupid faggot

>>9010450
>Reddit image
fag.

>>9010480
having a gf is reddit as fuck

>>9010450
>cucumber slices
>piddly vomit looking pattie

literal pigshit disgusting

Does anyone remember when we talked about food on this board?

>>9010668
So post a burger not from America and agree with or refute the initial claim? Or you could just whine and make it even more off topic.

>>9010674
i don't see what it will achieve but fine here's one from a burger place in glasgow/edinburgh

>>9010450
>ITT: lardysharts discuss German cuisine.
Should be interesting.

This one wasn't bad but the bun was a bit too soft.

This is from Meat Liquor. The gimmick is that you can discard the bun and use the lettuce instead (I didn't).
The balsamic dressing was a surprise but worked well against the sweetness of the mustard.

>>9010450
>the patty

>>9010498
>literal denial

>>9010718
i've heard only good things about meat liquor, hope they expand up north a bit more

>>9010690
>burger
that's pulled pork

>>9010718
Fries look good. The burger/bun ratio makes me want to join ISIS, though.

>>9010766
The food's really good but they overcharge for drinks and they only have a limited wine selection.

>>9010450
>fat amerishart is afraid of non overly processed food

>>9010767
the burger is under the cheese, it's a topping pal

Too much tomato on this one.
Not bad though.

>>9010792
Inside after it fell apart.

>>9010794
>eating a burger with a knife and fork

>>9010782
in that case, who's not to say the burger patty is a topping for the pulled pork sandwich

'Heaven burgers' from some random diner in AZ.

>>9010804
>knife and fork
Let me guess, you use chopsticks?

>>9010806

basic english grammar really

>>9010450
that burger and those fries are beautiful. you just jelly fatties

>>9010491
>raw fucking cucumbers
How do you cook your cucumbers?
Retard.

>>9010822
No, just my burger gloves

>>9010857
Every single burger in Japan comes with a wrapper so it doesn't drip and people can't see you biting into it.

>>9010855
>Whats a pickle

>>9010450
the bread itself seems good, the burger seems too small, the fries too greasy
but in the end the taste is the point
so go suck a dick op

>>9010804
i cut it in half and eat the 2 parts, otherwise it disintegrates halfway
and there's nothing you can do to stop me

>>9010547
do they serve it to you with a mini RC forklift

>>9010477
>My gf
Fuck off back to R.eddit.

>>9010547
>tfw i do the furniture from pallets things
>mfw it's because i'm broke and just had some paint
>mfw everyone who sees my apartment thinks I'm so trendy and have no idea im poor

Everyone just thinks i'm a hipster, but i'm actually just spending all my money on rent and weed.

>>9010792
Top bun is huge

>>9010473
I personally love reddit. I spent about 6 horus on there a day and only 2 on 4chan

The whole lot of you are all a bunch of faggots arguing about cheeseburgers. Think about that for a minute. Arguing about cheeseburgers and trying to prove each other wrong. Is this the life you want to live?

>>9011718
You're on a board dedicated to arguing about food, pal. Take your own look in the mirror and frig off.

>tfw Americans have never been to a European microburgery

The American fast food industry is literally a stumbling dinosaur, too afraid to try new ways and always blocking innovation to the classics. The rest of the world has developed so much quicker in the burger game.

>>9011739
I find this to actually be a true statement that is well though out and well worded. 5/5

The good burgers are in peoples houses where they make their own using their own ideas when they love burgers and not just a quick grilled plain patty with ketchup on the grill and they never get past the doorway of their front entrance because they're not McD's Burger King, Wendy's, and so on.

As a frenchman, I pity any single american who grew up on fluoride water, polluted water, chemicals, hormone cattle and corn syrup. What a sad view to step in north america to realize that 80% of the world's landwhales live here.
Having your taste buds ruined by years of eating literal processed garbage is what every american has to deal with. At some point they even start to believe that their plastic cheddar is actual cheese.
Well I can only encourage americans to change their lifestyle or at least escape from their culinary wasteland. Godspeed

>>9010450
as opposed to Americas leading burger joint...mmmmm so much better OP

>>9011739
>The American fast food industry is literally a stumbling dinosaur, too afraid to try new ways and always blocking innovation to the classics

Fuck you white fuck, I aint payin no $10 for a fucking avocado keenoi fag burger when I can get a perfectly good Mccouble for $1.

>>9011780
>>9010450
>>9010477
>>9010480
American redditors pretending to be french
>>9010855
That one britshit who reuses the same public domain image every time he posts on /ck/


God, none of you people ever have new material. I know /ck/ is slow and stupid but that doesn't mean you can just put in no effort. -4/10

>>9011780

I was with you until this:

>At some point they even start to believe that their plastic cheddar is actual cheese.

Nobody here thinks that at all. We all know it's not and it's not meant to be in any way.

>>9011793
>Fuck you white fuck, I aint payin no $10 for a fucking avocado keenoi fag burger when I can get a perfectly good Mccouble for $1.

And you eurofags wonder why Americans can't have nice things.

>>9011799
I'm french

>>9011800
Why do you despise your country that much?

>>9010477
Fuck off and kill yourself faggot

>>9011800
>>At some point they even start to believe that their plastic cheddar is actual cheese.

Are the french kids so dumb that they don't even realize they invented mixing cheese with sodium citrate?

Go to any french restaurant with melted cheese... they all use Sodium Citrate... the stuff you ignorant kids don't understand that makes cheese melty & 'plastic' like.

>>9010450
What are those dark brown sticks lying on top the cutting board?

This thread is the embodiment of everything wrong with /ck/

>>9010450
That looks like a piece of shit.

Fucking frogs, stick to eating slugs and getting run over by muslims you fucking surrender monkeys

>>9010487
>This is a hamburger from Hamburg

Yeah, it's shit.

>>9011829
>Are the french kids so dumb that they don't even realize they invented mixing cheese with sodium citrate?

FUN FACT

The vast majority of dirty french surrender monkeys who enjoy "Raclette" are actually eating processed cheese blend mixed with Sodium Citrate.

The truth is, the French eating their Raclette with their noses in the air are nothing more than ignorant velveeta eaters with no self awareness.

>>9010502
>theyre better than cringy sour pickles. fight me

This is blasphemy

>>9010477
>n-no you are

why are amerilards so pathetic?

>>9011892
>why are amerilards so pathetic?

Fuck off, RACIST piece of shit eurotrash.

>>9011883
>The vast majority of dirty french surrender monkeys who enjoy "Raclette" are actually eating processed cheese blend mixed with Sodium Citrate.
>The truth is, the French eating their Raclette with their noses in the air are nothing more than ignorant velveeta eaters with no self awareness.

LE DELETE THIS!

even Hues can make burgers better than the french

>>9011916
looks like hot garbage

>>9011920
No, it's a simple but delicious burger made of ribeye and with the right seasoning

>>9011934
looks dry as shit perhaps you should consider that you have shit taste

>>9011940
the image quality is bad, but the burger is moisty, just the right amounts

and stop baiting me

>>9011948
you're the one baiting with your unremarkable burger, don't move the goalpost now you can't sustain your petty trolling

>>9011739
>microburgery
I laughed so hard my neighbor pounded on the wall.

>>9011878
Lol that burger looks depressed

>>9010450
somewhat related, Germany has had a "posh" burger place epidemic lately, but it's been dying down now

>>9011986
who cares

>>9011991
Don't be a jerk.

>>9011793
>You will never get to suck on her leg like she's doing to that chicken.

>>9010477
>. My gf sent me the image,

Yeah, and Donald Trump called me for presidential advice

lol

this guy...

>>9011739
underrated
>>9011948
the bun also looks dry

>>9012014
She did you faggot.

>>9012014
Its more believable that Donald is calling around random people asking for advice than it is that guy has a girlfriend

>>9011542
Not cooked, thats for sure.

>>9011799
Probably time you fucked off elsewhere, retard.

>>9010544
This picture has been taken with an electronic camera or a phone!

>>9011814
Ils sont jaloux de l'exception culturelle r/ançaise.

>>9012282
I'm expecting his call any minute. I'm OK with him not putting Hillary in jail, but can he make her pay for all my shilling? Not paying her employees is fucking evil.

I have German colleagues through work. One thing they mention they miss the most from their visits to the states is American beef.

>>9013403
>American beef
So tire rubber?