/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Retarded, because now I cant tilt the cup in any way without my food falling out

>>8989922
And at 20.95 I don't want ANY food falling out. What, that's like 30 cents falling into the abyss for every dropped fry!

Fuck you, Hal!

>>8989915
>genius is a verb
Dumb Shart detected.

>>8990022
>How <adjective> is this?
Good job.

>>8990022
Do you just go on every thread to call people or say "shart?"

>>8990022
You can't speak English, you must be embarrassed.

it's stupid
drink makes food cold
food makes drink warm

>20 bucks
>beer wont be cold
>tiny amount of food anyways
>twice as easy to spill as just having a cup and a bowl on their own

GOOD invention. I make sure to get 10 every time I go out to a game :)

>>8989915
you Americans never fucking learn

>>8989915
Where's the sauce?

>>8989915
For me, it's the burger bucket.
The best live sports dining experience.

>>8990498
WHOA you're in the nose bleeds. Looks like you spent more on that bucket of shit burgers than you did on your ticket.

>>8989915

And it only cost $42!...

>>8989915
You drink your beer through a straw? Just get some peanuts and a beer separately

>>8990022

>>8990022
This post is fucking retarded

>>8990022
Eurolards, everyone.

>>8989915
>19th century sport

Even with free tickets, free food, and a good seat + blowjob, I probably would rather go volunteer to shave homeless bums on the beach before watching a game of fucking baseball.

>>8990750
explain your reasoning other than
>19th century sport

>>8990772
>Watch 9 guys milling around scratching their balls or asses + chewing & spitting for 3 hours.

>>8990153
this

>>8990772
also

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEcHZAXSBzc

>>8989915
That thing probably costs like 30 bucks

>>8990750
>i'd rather work the local glory hole than watch a free game of america's past-time
You win a free helicopter ride.

>>8990750
>waah traditipn is dumb
Millenials were a mistake.

son of a bitch, its perfect for events, with only cupholders, never feel comfortable setting my food down.
>necessity the mother of invention.

>>8989915
>>8990498
O SAY CAN YOU SEE

>>8990750
Dindus hate basedball because they never had a dad to play catch with

>>8990715
Dont you mean eurostarves? :^)

>>8990022

>>8990750
If you understood the amount of strategy that goes into the sport maybe you'd enjoy it more

>>8990948
fuckingkek

>>8989915
>oh don't mind me , excuse me please

now you're left with just a $15 drink while your trendies are on the ground.

where the honey mustard at

>Grease falling into your drink.

No thanks.

>>8991883
>trendies
Retard.

>>8991921
>Shit talking American cuisine.

Do you even eat?

>>8990558
That's fucking beer?

Fuck that's disgusting.

>>8990794
theres something very aesthetic about baseball fields

i think its the brick walls that look kinda like friendly prisons

>>8992068
>aesthetic
That word again, /ck/.

Korea has been doing this for a while now. It isn't an American thing at all

Id rather watch some boy scouts race miniature balsa wood boats than a game
of baseball

>>8992076

How new are you?

>>8990550
...plus tip!

>>8992120
ColPop.

not bad but not for me. Grease in my beard, beard hair in food every time I take a drink.

>>8992136
Nobody cares that you're a gay pedophile.

>>8992199
please shave

>>8992197
I get it, but thats cambodia

Oh, so it's Snackeez without a lid? Big deal

>>8992330
I've been rused?

>>8989915
>$20

>Jew York Bankees

>>8990022
I hate it when retarded third worlder try to correct someone's english.

>>8989915
Where the FUCK is the sauce?

Do you expect me to eat fried chicken and fries without any sauce?

>>8992341
Thats pretty cool

>>8993111
B-but you didn't order any sauce

>>8992722
I can imagine.

>>8992538
nah. I just gave you way more credit, bc I didn't know it was a brand name you were talking about, but a clever wordplay with Pol Pot, the cambodian dictator... nevermind. its even funnier now.

>>8990022
Really geniused my almonds.

That'll be $15.99
Plus tip

>>8993613

bitch please this is New York, be prepared to drop a full 20 on that

>>8990750
This.

>>8991214
I'm well aware that there is "strategy" behind a lot of it. Don't care, it's still as boring as watching flies eating fresh dogshit.

>>8990022
Europoor education, everyone!

>>8990022

it is a good idea anyone could win much money

>>8990907
I lol'd

>>8990750

What does that have to do with the food? This is a food and cooking board.

>>8989915
It's shit like this that fuels hatred for mankind.

>>8996411
If you get this angry over a cup of fries perched on top of a drink you've got mental problems

>>8994534
>it is a good idea anyone could win much money

The days of Joe Inventor making it rich on "Beer Hat" and "Pet Rocks" are long gone...

Nowadays, anybody who invents anything will have their design & IP stolen by the Chinese... who will then mass flood the market with your invention for pennies.

It's a thieves world now...

>>8996455
See: Fidget Cubes and all the clones on Amazon and Ebay. The dipshit actually put the 3D model online for people to see, and people went ahead and started to manufacture them without him.

>>8996458
>See: Fidget Cubes and all the clones on Amazon and Ebay. The dipshit actually put the 3D model online for people to see, and people went ahead and started to manufacture them without him


> Your brilliant Kickstarter idea could be on sale in China before you’ve even finished funding it

Yekutiel Sherman couldn’t believe his eyes.
The Israeli entrepreneur had spent one year designing the product that would make him rich—a smartphone case that unfolds into a selfie stick. He had drawn up prototypes, secured some minimal funds from his family, and launched a crowdfunding campaign.

But one week after his product hit Kickstarter in December 2015, Sherman was shocked to see it for sale on AliExpress—Alibaba’s English-language wholesale site. Vendors across China were selling identical smartphone case selfie-sticks, using the same design Sherman came up with himself.

Sherman had become a victim of China’s lightning-fast copycats. Before he had even found a factory to make his new product, manufacturers in China had spied his idea online, and beaten him to the punch.


> Even Jews are being fucked over by the Chinese... let that sink in for a minute.

>>8996466

I've been telling you ignorant redneck 'Mericans to boycott Chinese goods, but no... it's all about saving that penny...

https://qz.com/771727/chinas-factories-in-shenzhen-can-copy-products-at-breakneck-speed-and-its-time-for-the-rest-of-the-world-to-get-over-it/

>>8996417
>a person on four chin has mental problems
No way?!

>>8996466
>>8996470

>>8996487

I'm Chinese 'Merican ex-pat btw...

...now that I've switched sides, I actually feel shame thinking back on the moraless, zero ethics, shady ass chink business tactics we commonly practiced. white people really have no idea...

>>8996466
>>8996470
Do you know, Deng Xiaoping visited Singapore in the late 70's and saw how advanced and wealthy the small island nation had become in such a short time and this was the moment he knew that Maoist Communism was an utter failure.

Shenzen would not be what it is today if he never came to that conclusion.

>>8993593
kek

>>8996455
>>8996458
>>8996466
To be fair patent law is a joke. You shouldn't be allowed to own the idea of a selfie-stick phone case, or fidget cubes, or the a cellphone with round corners.

>>8990022

>>8990022

>>8990022
kill yourself faggot

>>8990022

>>8990153
Heat rises

>>8990798
look, if the cocks were clean and aesthetic, I'd gladly take the gloryhole over baseball

>>8990153
The 2nd law of thermodynamics states that heat can only travel from hot to cold without a heat pump /refrigeration cycle.

>>8999249
Actually learn statistical thermodynamics and understand that there was nothing wrong with what he said.

>>8989915
>drinking beer using a straw

>>8990498
no wonder why you americans are so fat

>>8996466
>Yekutiel Sherman couldn’t believe his eyes.

Jews are now getting tricked & their money stolen by the Chinese.

There's a joke in there somewhere...

>>8996466
>But one week after his product hit Kickstarter in December 2015, Sherman was shocked to see it for sale on AliExpress—Alibaba’s English-language wholesale site. Vendors across China were selling identical smartphone case selfie-sticks, using the same design Sherman came up with himself.

Well, he shouldn't have fucking put his product on a public website where a Billion fucking chinks are just camping out daily looking for ideas to steal......

>>9000174
Serves them right.

>>9000135
And what's your excuse?

>>9000178
Yeah I've seen those kickstarter campaigns too. The pretty much puts up the entire 3d model for everyone to see. I forget which one it was but I remember some chinese copied the idea and actually wound up making the product better. Hilarious.

>>8999249

>>8999249
The equilibrium temperature of the food-drink system is cold and hot with respect to the original temperatures of the components, not in absolute terms, you autist.

>>9000758
In absolute terms too, if you look at entropy via accessible states to the system

>>9000024
actually it would be enough to not be totally retarded

>>8990498
>this exists

>>8990498
O MY BURGER NEN

>>8990022

>>8989915
>drinking a beer with a straw
Whew!

>>8990948
Niggers btfo. They always call it on themselves LUL.

>>8990022

Does anyone remember any stadium food they've had that was delicious as fuck?

>>8990948
>Be black
>Fucking love baseball
>Never got to play catch with my dad cause he left me.
>Never really had any father figure to play catch with.
feels bad man.

>>8992341
you could keep booze in the snack bit
and soda in the big bit

or also booze

>>9004894

>buying booze at the stadium

Hell no. Smuggle it in using picrelated. Protip. Pretend to be sick so the patdown is quick and painless. Yankee security is unreal. DHS at every game too.

>>9003491
It used to be legal to use synthetic "flavor enhancers" that were literally hundreds of times more potent than MSG but now they're banned, also food used to be fried in beef tallow instead of that canola oil bullshit, these are the two main reasons that so many people remember the junk food/fast food/stadium food of the past being way more delicious than modern food

>>9004902
Yeah, just tell them you have a colostomy, the bag is full and you don't want an accident if they pat too hard. Unironically will work.

>>9004902
A great idea until you get frisked by a guard and he yells "BOMB!".

>>9004938
>nostalgia is the main reason that so many people remember the junk food/fast food/stadium food of the past being way more delicious than modern food

ftfy

>>8990519
you havent been to the new yankee stadium have you? he probably paid like $80 for those seats. ground level are like 300-1500 depending on where.

>>9005114
>paying over $20 to watch a shit sport

>>8990787
whats the deal with baseball and spitting?
there are way even more demanding sports and they dont go spitting around the entire play like niggers.

>>9005125
tens of thousands of people do it just at that one stadium almost every day. what sports do you like?

>>9005125
Yea divegrass is so much better

>>8990022
You're so goddamn stupid

>>9005136
almost all sports that involve grass or water (meaning you don't have the danger of slipping) involve spitting, fuck you talking about

>>8989915
What does that cost, like fifteen dollars?