/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>8912218
No one said it was dickweed. Good job, you made the most basic warm sandwich in the world.

>>8912218
>1 slice of cheese that doesn't even fill bread area

>>8912236
It's 3 slices you shitlord

>>8912229
Fuck you

>>8912222
thats about 13 pieces of "cheese" too many

>>8912218
>that meme pan

It's literally perfect.

>>8912218

Your cheese doesn't look melted at all, man.

0/10, would not dip in tomato soup

>>8912222
Is this gourmet American cooking?

Do Americans do their grocery shopping at 7-11?

>>8912256
>square food on a square plate
I mean just eat it off the floor or out of a dog bowl if you're going to have absolutely no regard for proper plating

>>8912256
Melted plastic on white bread.

Wa la!

>>8912275
>>8912256
How the fuck do you think the cheese isn't melted.

>>8912279
Shush

>>8912282
You're literally gay

Cheese not fully melted, your heat was too high.

How fucking stupid do you have to be to fuck up a grilled cheese?

>>8912298
Shut your cunt for two seconds and look at this >>8912256

How do you feel when I tell you I can make grilled cheese in the microwave and toaster just fine?

>>8912317
Look at this >>8912286

>>8912256
looks really good

all these fuckers are being bitches, OP

>>8912708
This desu

anyone who tries to add anything other than
>bread
>cheese
>butter
to a grilled cheese, can go kys.

its not meant to be "high cuisine". its meant to be something easy to feed your kids. why are you trying to make a cheese sandwich more than what it is.

>>8912745
>not adding green pepper at times
>not adding some garlic

>>8912748
if you're gonna be all fucking fancy like that? its time you moved up to a higher sandwich tier. grilled cheese is not meant for that.

grilled cheese is bread, butter on the bread, cheese. no exceptions.

>>8912218
>Cheese not melted at all.

Clearly just two pieces of toast with a cold piece of cheese inside.

>>8912754
You stupid fucker. You gay fag. How do you explain this?>>8912256

Holy shit, this thread is filled with such horrible information it disgusts me.

All of these methods are off or wrong. I'll make a "grilled" cheese sandwich and show how it's done.

What cheese do I use? Here's what I got

>Swiss Emmental
>generic Swiss
>Red Hoop Cheddar
>extra sharp cheddar, aged 15 months
>parmigiano reggiano
>brie
>cacio de roma
>cream cheese

>>8912779
Doesn't look that melted. Give it up, your "sandwich" is shit.

>>8912793
that is not a grilled cheese
you are up in the higher tiers of sandwiches at that point, add some meat and veg

grilled cheese is not made with expensive cheese
its american or cheddar or nothing
don't try to make a "gourmet" grilled cheese because its just retarded
might as well make a better sandwich

>>8912827
Sounds like something a poorfag would say. I make a grilled cheese with whatever the fuck kind of cheese I want because I have better taste than Kraft singles. Are you some kind of Kraftcuck shill?

>higher tiers of sandwiches
name them

>>8912827
I agree to a point...but man have you ever tried throwing in a little bacon and thin sliced green apples in a cheddar or Swiss grilled cheese? That shit if fucking on point.

>>8912844
all I'm saying is grilled cheese is
>bread
>butter
>cheese

american, cheddar, whatever. I am partial to muenster.
but if you wanna add more things, it becomes a different sandwich. nothing wrong with that. all sandwiches are good. but you must respect the essential constitution of the grilled cheese. if you add more than these three ingredients, bread, butter, cheese, it becomes something else. poverty has nothing to do with it.

>>8912865
Grilled cheese with jalapeño or chipotle cheeses is excellent.
Not too expensive but plentiful in flavor

>>8912878
adding peppers is a pepper & cheese sandwich!

grilled cheese is strictly bread butter and cheese

>>8912882
No, the peppers are in the cheese
Like pepper jack or chipotle gouda

i like provolone, american, and bacon on my grilled cheese.
Also, i like to make mine on texas toast, who else likes a THICC grilled cheese?

>>8912891
doesn't matter if the peppers are in the cheese,
at that point it is a pepper sandwich with cheese

>>8912896
I'm down with the THICC, the THICCer the bread, the better

>>8912827
>muh kraft cheese and wonder bread
you're a white trash faggot
and so am I for that matter, I'll buy a loaf and a stack of kraft singles and stuff myself on ghetto grilled cheese for a week, but if you don't think muenster or sourdough can make an awesome grilled cheese you need to fuck off
the "b-b-b-b-but that's a MELT!!!" ingredient autists need to fucking kill themselves as well

>perfect grilled cheese
nice griddled cheese sandwich, fag.

>>8912247
There is never enough cheese on a grilled cheese sandwich.

>>8912914

Ah, just as if it were made with olive bread, it would be an olive sandwich with cheese. Naturally.

>>8912256
>>8912218
>eating burnt bread

do people really do this?

>>8912218
On a real note have you guys ever spread mayo on the bread instead of butter and frying it like that? I tried it recently and it was one of the best grilled cheeses I've had I just wish I had American Cheese instead of shredded habenero when I made it. Would have came buckets.

>>8912222
Jesus Favreau

>>8912222
I've never understood French movies.

>Faggot pedo spends years stalking/checking out boys in public
>Eventually gets ballsy enough to kidnap a boy
>Kid is resilient so he mentally destroys him
>Faggot is suddenly a perfect father figure once the boy is compliant
>Off screen shenanigans that would make anyone squeeze
>Guy gets off the hook because he literally dindu nuffin

Go post your retarded clips elsewhere.

>>8912752
>>8912745

Ham is pretty good on it though.

>>8912866
Are you the anon I was responding to? Because the anon said

>grilled cheese is not made with expensive cheese
>its american or cheddar or nothing

Which is just plain wrong in my opinion.

I, too, agree that it should just be bread and cheese and some type of fat like mayo or butter or oil. But there are so many different types of breads and cheeses that, in the end, it comes down to preference. I switch between using mayo and butter. Just the slightest spread of mayo is very fast if you don't have butter soft enough to spread evenly.

To be honest, I don't have one favorite cheese I prefer. Colby, sharp cheddar, jalapeno & habanero pepper jack, emmental, jarlsberg, parmesan or parmigiano reggiano... I really like brie, too. Just so many different possibilities and depends what type of mood I'm in. Seedless rye bread is great, but I don't have that as often.

>>8913187

listen to this american trying to pretend he knows about cheese

grilled cheese with american wonderbread and american process cheese is like your national dish, fucking own it dude. you're never gonna be a european

It's hard to ejaculate into your own sperm and create a fleshlight baby these days. More often you poop while orgasming and you can't create a transgendered child without crapping on it.

>>8913197
Not that anon, but

>Europe
>Implying it's not New Syria now
>Implying white culture will still exist in Europe in 10 years
>Implying America is worse
>Every thread devolves into this stupid argument

I think the only people who actually like processed American cheese are people with lower incomes and/or they were forcefed it growing up without any alternative. I know I was part of the latter category, so it was a breath of fresh air when I moved out at 18 and started cooking and trying new foods for meself. Grilled cheeses, while essentially simple, have many different combinations potentially.

Sometimes I crack black pepper on the cheese. How does /ck/ feel about this?

>>8912218
>No Tomato soup
>The cheese isn't slightly peeking out from underneath the crust
Want to know how I know you're full of shit?

>>8912218

>cheese didn't even melt

>>8912256

American and Cheddar are the most common cheeses for it, but what's the best?

>>8913723
Any food melting cheese. Gruyere is great for example.

Where do Americans get the idea from that pre-sliced cheese is good?

>>8913161
I don't think we watched the same movie anon...

>>8912222
4 slices of cheddar and some parmesan shavings?

for one fucking sandwich?

>>8913723
>American
>Cheese

I think you got your petroleum-based cheese-flavored product confused with actual food there hermano.

Brie, Camembert, asiago, or even havarti is better

>>8913770
Sorry , not everyone likes a toast sandwich faggot

>>8913906

>americans think that brie and camembert are a fucking topping

stop cooking with cheeses you don't understand for fucks sake. you make cheeses DESIGNED for cooking but you don't use them because you are cucked hard by your insecurities over class and the old world

>>8913947
>Stop cooking with cheeses you don't understand

Are you the Lord of cheese? How many kilograms of cheese do you manage to shove up your own ass everyday?

>>8913974

>Are you the Lord of cheese?

someone has to be. otherwise americans will take every food and turn it into something utterly unlike itself, and tragically inferior

>>8913994
Enjoy your constipation Hermano. I'll be over here on my on Throne having comfy shits

>>8913947
kek

>>8912256
>American cheese
What a filthy pleb. I'd pity you if I weren't so disgusted. I say this as an American.

>>8914001

>le spicy shits meme again

if there's anything i've learned from /ck/ it's that the substantial and operating factor behind the plebitude of the american palate seems to be that they all have crippling IBS

>>8912745
>not being as decadent as possible at all times

>>8914030
You have to go back

>Kraft singles

put that with the rest of the nuclear waste

This is exactly how I thought this fucking thread would go. Nice job, idiots.

>>8912222
>that light bread
>white mayonnaise
>mayonnaise at all
>orange "cheese"

what even is the white papery stuff?

>>8912222
>those quads

Why am I so addicted to watching this webm? It's almost hypnotic.

>>8914643
I'm pretty sure that's just a fuckton of butter.

>>8912256
Post a pic of that room for us please

>>8914643

>white mayonnaise

kek

>white papery stuff

in the sandwich? some kind of thinly shaved more aged cheese, maybe a cheddar or parmesan or something

Just make a sandwich and take a pic

>>8912222
all that sweat from his semen encrusted fingers on all that cheese, no thanks