/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>8892339
always heard spinach and red meat was good as well as fatty fishes.

so make you some of those things, but most importantly get a heating pad. no matter what kind of unholy fucking knots my uterus is tying itself into, heat tames the pain.

Ice Cream, you cunt.

>>8892341
>heating pad
My nigga

Buckshot

>le /ck/ is all women meme

>>8892339
I have very particular period cravings, not weird cravings, just very particular.
>steak with creamed spinach (pretty common, but I'll eat creamed spinach every fucking day while I have my period) The steak HAS to be a bone in ribeye, rare.
>mashed potatoes, specifically garlic mashed potatoes. I'll eat those as a fucking meal.
>Veggie sandwich and a cup of broccoli cheese soup. I have to have this at least once during that time.
>Rippled potato chips and cottage cheese. Use chips to dip the cottage cheese. Glorious.

I don't get cravings for sweets or chocolate or anything like that. Everything I crave is either protein based or has something to do with vitamins and minerals.
>

(>_>)
(<_<)
Cock

>>8892339
My wife always wants McDonald's fries when she's on her period, so I guess that.

>>8892367
>broccoli cheese soup
I ate that shit every fucking day when I was preggers
My son is made of broccoli cheese soup

Literally anything chocolate.

T: married.

my sister eats chip flavours she doesnt normally enjoy when she is on her period

normally she hates sour cream and onion but i am currently seeing her eating a bag of sour cream and onion chips

try weird shit you don't normally eat

>>8892372
LOL. When I was pregnant I craved pineapple and coconut like fucking crazy. I'd eat like 2 whole pineapples a day, and bags of dried coconut chips. I remember being frantic on my way home from work to stop at the store, and bought 2 whole coconuts, went home and cracked both, and sat and ate them while I watched movies with my feet way up in the air because they were so swollen. My husband was fucking bewildered by it. He'd be running to store to buy pineapples in the middle of the night.

>>8892339
Fucking anything, nobody gives a fuck about you being on the rag. Fuck off.

>>8892339
I'm a god damned salt hound on my period, but i have endometriosis, so i'm like a stuck pig

Soups, chips, a good burger or steak, mac n cheese all the way

>>8892389

Skip food. You'll look bloated enough, you don't want to look fatter too.

>>8892386
IF YOU LIKE PINA COLADA

>>8892389
>all these normal, pleasant posts making good contributions to the thread
>enter this dude

>>8892367
You have a very attuned sense of what nutrients your body needs. Your period craving foods are high in iron, magnesium and phosphorous. Good job.

>>8892372
You too.

>>8892397
Fuckin love that bloated 'i just binge ate all the food in the house' feeling, i live for it

Then you rip a big fart and queef your blood stash all over your goddamn self

>>8892398
No shit! kek

>>8892410
t. amy schumer

>>8892376
This shit is the bomb for female cravings. My mans always snags me one when i'm feeling bad. Sweet, protein-y, a little bit salty, all around good shit for dessert binging. Lower cal than regular ice cream.

>>8892410
>Then you rip a big fart and queef your blood stash all over your goddamn self

Oh my god, that made me laugh so hard I got dizzy. Plus, I'm having my period right now, so laughing that hard caused a flood. Jesus....

>>8892421
Haha, va-gi-naaa! women can be funny too kekek

I always want the bottom of the barrel fast food shit, especially taco bell. I never enjoy it except when aunt flo comes to visit.

I can only guess that my body is craving sodium but who fuckin knows.

Anyone have period blood recipes?

>>8892437
Yes this. Also i want to cook less on my period, i'm usually real good but... Instant gratification salty food is too addicting and tempting

>>8892410
Do Americans really so this?

>>8892339
I always end up craving poppy seed muffins with almonds on top

or pumpkin bread

>>8892441
Step one: put period blood on your teeth and look like a zombie
Step two: walk outside and smile at randos

It's a recipe for disaster alright

>>8892441
jesus fucking christ no

does anyone wanna be my gf?

ITT

>>8892460
See
>>8892454

>>8892463
>I'm a lonely, angry virgin

FTFY

>>8892464
oh. okay.

>tfw no qt 35 year old shitposter wife

>>8892341
Heating pad is the best. Also, mint tea usually helps to comfort me.

As for food, sometimes your body can tell as previous anons mentioned. I'd say go for something rich in iron, magnesium and maybe sodium (not necessarily one food) since it's the lack of those that usually causes cravings

>>8892464
be nice u bleedin cunt

>>8892339
I think it's actually pretty personal. My fiance likes scrambled eggs, bacon. grilled cheese, tomato basil soup and meatloaf....but I would never assume that that would apply to every girl on a cycle.

Wouldn't that be a prejudice thought process anyway?

>>8892463
The rest of /ck/

>>8892490
Being a fat nigger would be a step up for most of the failures on this board.

Me included.

>>8892488
eh periods can effect the body differently but there's often some universal cravings

>>8892488
Well every period causes the same kinds of symptoms (which lead to your body craving the vitamins you're missing) it's just a matter of whether you experience them more or less severe which can change what you crave.

>>8892494
Well do tell Dr. Anonymous.

>>8892437
Taco Bell on your period >>>>> Taco Bell any other time

>>8892501
Basically anything that people crave when they are stressed
>comfort foods
>salt, fat, carbs

My "period food" is an advil and a glass of water. I just eat what I normally eat otherwise.

>>8892505
I hate Taco Bell, and most fast food, but this local place....oh lawd, when my period's here, I can't stay away. It's basically like a way better version of Taco Bell.

>>8892506
So food in general? Why does my fiance crave meatloaf then? A little salt, a little carb in the bread crumbs...but mostly protein.

I'm pretty sure you're full of shit or just ignorant. Mostly when my girl goes on the rag she just wants coffee and for me to shut the fuck up for like a week.

Any female can weigh in on this if you have the balls.

I get munchy as fucking hell and all I want is salty things

>>8892505
I hate how good it is

Dudes imagine having the munchies while not high and everything shitty and bad and heartburn-inducing tastes amazing. That's kinda what it's like.

>>8892523
Meatloaf is very fatty. And there's iron. Why so cranky? I was explaining what universal cravings means in general, congrats on your special snowflake fiancee and all

>>8892523
I feel more aggravated than normal during my period and it's a combination of hormones and feeling like crap because I'm bloated, hungry, and my nethers feel like a bloody swamp from bleeding, then I feel like crap for feeling angry.

Fuck dude you'd be mad too if you had to use half a roll of tp every time you went pee , or chat your brains out because your lower body hates you.

>>8892353
Can vouche - my girlfriend always uses one of those waterbags with a really hot water in it

>>8892535
She's half Jewish and half Irish and loves tacos. I don't even know what the fuck is going on but I know you're wrong.

>>8892525
You know what's the fucking worst thing? When I get a really bad period, and my emotions go berserk. Last month, I had a fucking horrible period, and my husband took me out to our favorite steakhouse for dinner. I was so happy, but then when my steak came, they had gotten my side order wrong, I fucking started crying like an idiot. I'm normally totally level-headed, especially in public, (my career is public relations for fucks sake) and that was fucking embarrassing as shit, for ME, much less him.
>Husband: "honey, why are you crying?"
>Me: "I have no fucking idea."
>Husband: "Okay then."
>Me: "Just ignore it."
>Server silently brings me another napkin

>>8892535
Beyond water "universal craving" is a bullshit phrase. Some bitches want mexican watermelon, and some want lox on an onion bagel.

You would know this if you weren't a virgin.

>>8892339
KFC Mashed potatoes

>>8892535
hahahaha

>>8892560
Stop mansplaining to me, reeeee!

Nothing.
>tfw IBS combined with period just makes you insanely nauseous for 3-5 days.

>>8892584
That's awful. My condolensces.

Dad has crohns and i'm just waitin for the day i get symptoms too.

>>8892584

>>8892441
menstrual blood pancakes

>/ck/ roleplaying as women on their period gorging on food

This boards struck a new low.

My girlfriend likes these crepe things. Are they hard to make? I have no experience with making sweets or non Asian food.

Pls close this thread

Thank god I stick to 2D Jesus Christ.

Is this shit even ironic anymore?
I can't tell if this is full bore reddit shit or if it's trolls trolling trolls.

I just don't know anymore.

>>8893159
What did she mean by this?

I still refuse to believe that any of these posters are actually women. Just don't buy it.

>>8892961

If you can learn to make crepes you will find they are among the greatest panty removers ever invented.

>>8893439
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>>8892961
Crepes are incredibly easy to make. You might mess up the first one in the pan, but after that you'll get the hang of it quickly.

itt

>>8893447
tits or gtfo

>>8892339
protein shot, sausage link, two eggs.

OMGGGG DONT BOTHER ME SILLY BOYS xDDD

>>8892468
whatever you say, fatty

>>8893474
Why you mad, though?

>>8892999
The trips of absolute and undeniable strewth.

>>8893478
>umad?? xd
go back 2 reddit cumdumpster

I feel too sick to eat, anyone else?

>women asking what food they should make for themselves

>>8893483
>implying that has any effect on the women who post in /ck/.
We're already on 4chan, dumbass, we've seen it all.

sperm.

lots of sperm thick slimy sperm.

>>8893496
They're not asking what food to make for themselves, they're comparing what foods they like to eat. If you don't like it, just hide the damn thread.

>>8893511
>we're from le dark and edgy 4chan nothing phases us /b/ros xd
I'll reiterate, go back.

>>8893521
>what foods they like to eat
so it isn't even about cooking? that makes it worse

>>8892523
I usually crave codeine when I am on my period.
I try to get some red meat in (the bloodier the better), and ginger and fenugreek tea is also good. I have had a lot of periods so the routine is part of it, and some cravings come from that. I just have more of an urge to eat the week before and really want codeine once it starts.

>>8893511
that image isnt supposed to shock anyone you dumb whore

>>8892560
your images and text are boring annoying and useless.

>>8893496
This is different from anyone else posting on /ck/ how?
Weak.

More than half the posts on this thread are "my girlfriend likes this".

>women scraping the bottom of the barrel for attention by whore posting on a 4chan
>think they're insulting anyone by calling them virgins

>>8893511
pretty sure he just wants girlies to reply to his posts, get a little taste of female attention the only way he can figure out to do. never change /ck/

>>8893540
Not an argument
However low vitamin and micronutrient levels have been correlated with cravings

>>8893546
yes, tubby. now get off the computer and maybe go on a diet so you can get a man and not have to beg for attention on a malaysian papercraft forum.

>this whole thread

>>8893534
I wasn't talking about just the image, cocksmoker.

>>8893530
How is that worse than any of the fucking fast food threads? Your logic is bad and you should feel bad.

>bc implant
>didn't have a period for over three years
>implant expired like a week ago
>uterus has been in knots
>spotting
>slight cravings again

I went out and bought a $15 package of smoked salmon plus a container of kalamata olives, and damn near ate all of it.
I don't know what to do with myself, but I don't want these feelings back senpai.
Also does anyone else get ultra horny right before their period? That happened too.

>>8893564
>>8893556
>>8893553
>one thread about period food
>this poster so angry that women type on internet
>he has a happy life

I crave milk.

>>8893572
uh oh looks like the high-maintenance semen receptacle is mad

>>8893525
>muh-muh-mommm! There's girls in my clubhouse!

>>8893578
Yes, hungry horny and sensitive, like CLOCKWORK. Welcome back! can't wait for menopause ;) ;) ;)

>>8893564
>in real life, people like you for being a girl

LOL.

>>8893577
>other shitty threads exist so that justifies the existence of my shitty thread
whores are never good with logic.

>>8893581

>>8893595
>l-look at how not mad I am!

>>8892365
It isn't
They're asking for advice
You illiterate retard

>>8893594
Angry faggots are never good at anything, so I guess we're even.

>>8893582
reading comprehension was never your strong suit, eh?

>>8892389
>HAHA I AM MAN THIS MY WEBSITE GET OUT NO GIRLS ALLOWED REEEEEEEE

>>8893462
>blue board

>>8893599
>get btfo
>u-ur a fag

>>8893606
so I guess that leaves you with one option

>>8893582
>>8893604
>OMGG IM A GURL DONT BOTHER ME SILLY BOYS ;))))
>fuck off whore
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Pre-menstrual cravings:
>roasted chicken and vegetables
>potato chips
>sex
Period cravings:
>mashed potatoes
>red meat (usually hamburgers, steak, and chili)
>Cobb salad made with spinach
>Twizzlers (red) I have no idea why
>To be left alone
>Lots of alternating hot packs and cold packs, not for my uterus, but for my lower back, which always hurts like bitch when I get my period.

>>8893582
>he doesnt know ck is a girls clubhouse

>>8893616
It's a thread
About period food
You personally saw this, came in, knowing you wouldn't relate to the discussion, and still bitched about it

>>8893618
I think that's obvious since girls are the only ones who've won /ck/ challenges and host them. We know we're all here, but apparently a lot of insecure boys still think otherwise.

>>8893623
>I'm trying so hard to justify the existence of this thinly-veiled gurl posting thread

>>8893626
>dont forget silly boys, us girls are here to stay! GURL POWER! We need to make sure everyone here knows we're girls, who also post on le 4chan! xdd PLEASE GIVE US ATTENTION

>>8893644
Half are probably traps that say that gurrl power shit.

>>8893644
>too inept to realize he's the biggest attention whore in the thread.

>>8893653
>anonymous poster mocking fat whores for being fat whores is the attention whore
really made me think for a second.

>>8893653
traps don't exist here, and more importantly they are fully aware they are men.

>>8893632
The weird thing is, it doesnt really need justification more than muh feelbad alchoholic deadbeats thread or any other thread about disgusting fat fucks

But, yknow, how can you be popular with the lads if you're not a 4chan muhsoggykneest (tm)

>>8892446
O B S S E S S E D

>>8893666
Checked and hail satan.

>>8893661
Post manboobs or gtfo

>2017
>not using bc to eliminate period

>>8893678
Did I say I was a man?

>>8893666
If this "muh vagina" thread isn't justified I don't see why you're so miffed about my posts.

>>8893683
>assuming every woman can use hormonal birth control
That shit can fuck you up. Sure, millions of women use it every day. There's also hundreds of thousands of women who can't take it for other medical reasons (blood clots, illness, weight gain, cancer, etc etc)

>>8893683
>2017
>not using non-hormonal birth control to intensify period

wew lass

>>8893695
>citing weight gain as a reason someone is unable to use birth control
Yep this is definitely a female thread lmao

Somebody pls be my gf

>>8893701
>2012+5
>Not getting surgery to have two uteruses in order to have two periods at once

women shouldn't be allowed on the internet

>>8893598
Beta orbiter

>>8893716
It's not a amusing thing. Hormonal weight gain is intolerable. People who gain weight from overeating at least have a pointed reason. There's no reason to allow yourself to gain weight just to avoid a period. That's fucking stupid. If viagra made men gain weight, would they still take it? (Oh, wait, of course they would because they'll sacrifice anything for a boner.)

>>8892560
>salt
>fat
>sugar
>not universal cravings

>>8893683
Yeah it sounds like a great idea to fuck up your hormones and risk a shitload of complications that could be permanent just because you can't suck it up for a week or so every month. I realize periods are fucked up but they're a necessary function.

>>8893716
/fit/ pls go, most of our bfs aren't chubby chasers and there's no point in taking a sex drug that makes men stop being attracted to you.

Most of the time I think women exaggerate the patriarchy and "fragile masculinity"

Then I see the pathetic basement dwellers coming into an innocent thread just to show their fedoras and asking for sandwiches, I want /pol/ to get out

About period food my fiancee likes chocolate and chips/crisps

>>8893826
Do you have a passport?

I have very set-in-stone cravings when my period comes around, mostly for chocolate and salt (usually brownies and potato chips).
I start getting extra hungry 3-4 days before my period but the cravings don't kick in till the day before it starts, when I start craving chocolate, salty snacks, and greasy fast food.
On the first day I always really want hearty, meaty soup like vegetable beef or chicken and dumplings. I think this has most to do with the warmness of it being soothing, because the first day for me is always the worst one regarding cramps.

The cravings are gone after day 3.

>>8893439
>tfw my girlfriend is the one who showed me this thread and I've been regularly browsing /ck/ since 2009

Why are you putting pussy on the pedestal anon? There are more women on Earth than men. I get the whole 4chan is for kissless handholdless permavirgin neets meme but that hasn't been reality for a long time.

Regarding period food, they love pic related. I have it most days of the month anyway.

>>8893907
>The cravings are gone after day 3.
It's funny you say that, because the third day of my period is always the worst, and it's the day my cravings go fucking mental. I'll crave stuff in the days before that, but by day 3, I have to have what I want, I can't get it out of my head, and if I don't eat what I'm craving, the cravings just go on through the next day, and the next. Everyone in my family knows when it's the third day, because as soon as I start talking about getting a hamburger or a steak non-stop, they know. It's the only time of the month that I'll demand eating a hamburger or steak for dinner, and also the only day of the month that I refuse to cook them at home (because by that day, I'm tired, sick, and feel disgusting).

I just wish girls would actively let their husbands/boyfriends/lovers know when their period is over. Guy's have to tuck their dick and but there's never like a GREEN LIGHT situation with the vagina. No girl ever in the history of the world has said "it's over you can fuck me now".

Straight up maximum level female bullshit.

>>8893957
my gf does this, and even when she is on her period she gives me the zucc

what's your point

>>8893957
That's not true. I've always told my husband when it's over. We've been married for 16 years. I don't know why women wouldn't tell their partner, actually, unless the men are so squeamish they don't want to know (that's not an insult, I have a friend who's husband doesn't want to hear anything at all about her period, even if it's over).

>>8893530
>/ck/ - Food & Cooking
>thread is about food
What were you expecting anon?

Also, sour cream and onion chips or sour cream and cheddar chips. Or if you're feeling dangerous, get French Onion dip for your sour cream and cheddar chips.

>mfw trying to open new chip bags without them knowing
>they always hear
they're like fucking bats

Anything you don't have to cook. Crackers, chips, ice cream.