/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>8849898
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M E A T B A L L.

>>8849898
that is a taco

>>8849901
came here to post this

The hell that in ops pic anyway? Like ground up lamb pressed into a cylinder shape?

>>8849922
That is exactly what it is. Whether you call it kebab or gyro, it's delicious.

>>8849898
I prefer mine cooked a bit more.

>>8849922
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shawarma

>>8849898
The last time I had a kebab I threw up so violently for the rest of the day I thought my esophagus was damaged.

Fuck that shit, the entire Turkish race was a mistake.

>>8849964
There's a link in there to fattoush. Forgot about that stuff. Haven't had it in years. Really good when done right. I don't think I've ever had it made with purslane though.

>>8849898
glorified hotdog

What's the better brown immigrant food
Street tacos or kebabs

>>8849898
so uh
how does that thing get made

>>8850055
It's ground, formed meat, like hotdogs or SPAM

>>8850066
sounds delicious
i wish eating out wasn't fucking retarded

>>8850022
tacos al pastor

>>8850069
That a pineapple?

>>8850076
Yes.

>>8850055

>>8850089
Oh god no
Really?
Please tell me this never happens

>>8850096
Third world food means third world preparation.
There is a reason why there isn't a kebab factory.

>>8849898
American here, what is this shit.

>>8850128
Spiced sheep meat stuck on a giant skewer that spins slowly while slow cooked by a giant space heater, it tastes good but I prefer chicken donor.

>>8850123
Then where did this stuff come from?

>>8850123
I might be sick

>>8849898
>muh unsanitary trash meat

>>8850096
that shit adds flavor m8

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>>8850163
>Being this innocent

Why not look up how much literal human shit is in Indian street food? You'll enjoy it.

>>8850183
KEBAB

>>8849898
Sorry, I don't eat recycled garbage

>>8850096
It's the arm pit hair and toe jam that gives it that authentic flavor.

>>8850022
>tfw on the wrong side of the world for mexican immigrants

All the mexican food here is hipster food trucks or vietnamese run restaurants

>>8850528
Explain.

>>8850005
>beef and lamb hotdog
>glorified
glorified indeed
only sad part of kebab food is no pork
honestly I dont understand hate for kebab. sure politics is one thing with immigrants but we are only talking about delicious kebab. guess we should go back to eating american dog food like mcdonalds then yeah?

>>8850158
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>>8850089

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>>8851004
kebab, gyro, same thing
https://www.nytimes.com/video/dining/1247463404006/the-making-of-a-gyro-cone.html

>>8850123
>There is a reason why there isn't a kebab factory.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKpH6Lzz-ug

>>8850935
Its leftover meat and trimmings, trash tier meat

>>8850528
That's a pretty paradoxal statement since you most obviously watch animé.

>tfw can't make my own kebab meat at home

>>8850972
>I dont understand hate for kebab.

its just a /pol/ meme everyone likes kebab, im not sure a pork donner kebab would be nice but i hope someone has tried

>>8851216

OHHHHHHHHWIOAHAOHHHOAHWOAHO

>>8851216
KABOOM!

>>8851014
>ekebap

What did he mean by this?

>>8851400
code for european kebab

>>8851400
E is short for eew anon. A word that people say when they are disgusted.

>>8850066
Not ground, layered.

>>8851074
You never even saw a kebab, have you?

>>8850123
First world preparation is same, except with more meat paste, chemicals and artificially flavored fecal matter.

>>8850089
From the thumbnail i thought this was a guy shoving his arm up Pyramid Head's ass

>>8850180
I thought it was the blood of infidels and camel pubes

>>8849898
kebab should be stacked meat, almost exclusively to be eaten at a store with their own butcher. those ground meat cones are low quality mysterymeat which is not prepared inhouse and straight up disgusting

>>8851446
Everyone knows, nobody cares

>>8849898
looks more like a big hamburger patty

Why the fuck would cut the meat when it's barely got any color yet?

>>8850089
>>8850055

>>8850069
Mexican food is their best gift to humanity

>>8849898
So it just sits there all day? What stops it from getting all dry and crusty?

>>8852138
The fat from the lamb and beef...

Also, the spit is so close to the heat, it creates a crust which protects the inner meat.

>>8852138
the fire keeps it sweaty

>>8850076
Yes, you put one slice over the taco and then wew laddie.

>>8852138
You rotate it in the heat constantly, the fat keeps it most.

>>8849901
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>>8849898
It's still almost raw, you greedy pig! Let it roast another five minutes!

>>8849898
Praise Allan, that looks good.

>>8850069
>>8850081
So the mexicans truly are the sandniggers on the other side of the atlantic
interresting

>>8852292
Go to bed Trump.

>>8852346
>Get a load of this spic

>>8851405
Fuck off pajeet

>>8852645
>pajeet
>kebab
You have no idea what you're talking about, do you?
But do, have another hot dog made of processed foreskins and talk to me about superior food.

>>8849898
I miss the times when kebab was lamb meat. Now it's just shitty poultry with spices. Sight.

>>8849898
Don't Americans really not have Döner? It's really bizarre to me.

>>8852686
>processed foreskins
Kek

>>8852702
Yeah we do you retarded nig nog

>>8852712
No need to be rude bucko. I was just asking.

>>8852702


>do people from other cultures really not do everything I do

God you europoors are so obnoxious. Are you all so closed minded you can't fathom anyone being diffrent.

>>8852702

>willingly paying Jizya on Halal products
>supporting an industry which excludes you unless you convert to Islam

NYCfag here, they're everywhere, I don't support Muslim businesses. Deus Vult.

>>8850076
It is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3It9OQPLFg

>>8852746
>supporting an industry which excludes you unless you convert to Islam

what?

>>8852292
Tacos Al pastor was started by Lebanese immigrants to Mexico
Uses pork too

>>8852740
I was just asking because of all the questions in this thread. I reckon that in flyover states it's not a well known thing.

>>8850096
Probably not if u go to a reputable place

>>8852702
We got halal carts which is just the same thing but on a rice platter instead of a sandwich
Much better tbqh especially since halal guys got really trendy and now its in a nice sit down restaurant and not at sketchy carts (we still got the carts too tho)

>>8852760

If non-Muslims handle food, prepare in kitchens that are not Halal, or keep non-Halal products in the same storage/fridge/showcase as Halal food it's instantly Haram and not permissible to eat unless under threat of starvation. The ONLY position a non-Muslim can hold where Halal food is kept is Shopkeep/porter.

Don't support Islam by paying Jizya on Halal foods. You're willingly accepting your own dispossession.

>>8850055
There are 2 different ways I'm aware of. The cheaper shit you get is usually made from ground, formed meat, the more expensive stuff is lamb cuts laid on top of each other.

>>8852799
I don't care. Nobody is forcing you to work at a halal butcher shop. Open your own butcher shop and make your own rules. If they want to eat only halal food it's their problem. They create the market for the product that they want and someone is supplying the market. Idc if it's delicious.

>>8852786
>rice being better then freshly toasted white bread

i don't know man

>>8852799
Lmao where do you get this information, I see white dudes and non Muslims working at halal guys all the time. The only time it's not accessible is of someone handles pork and then handle halal food without washing their hands

>>8852894

>islam is a race

Retard.

>>8852863

You should care about buying food from people who fundamentally hate you.

>>8852904
Well I would assume a white dude with no beard and tattoos is a non muslim. But you can take your pol shit somewhere else. These places are popular as fuck and hire a bunch of people.
Kebabs, halal carts, halal snack packs, whatever you call them are fucking delicious and loved by all and if that pisses you off idc,

>>8852925
>you can take your pol shit somewhere else

>A leftist trying to suppress the speech of others

I am shocked and stunned.

>>8849898
BEST DRUNK FOOD EVAR

>>8852904
>You should care about buying food from people who fundamentally hate you.

they don't hate me just because they stay true to their weird believes.

I go to the same shop every now and then and they practically know me there and are really nice even lending me money when I don't have any cash on me. They just say that I can pay next time.

>>8849898
Chicken kebabs best kebabs. There's a van near me that does super tasty fresh food, and it's even got a goddamn 5-star food hygiene rating.

>>8849898
IT SMELLS LIKE A KEBAB

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tsh-bha0A8

>>8852702
In my state, in the deep south, I doubt there is a single Halal restaurant within the borders. Hell, I've never seen a fucking muslim down here anywhere come to think of it. Now, I have seen a muslim in a large city that borders our state, but never a muslim restaurant even there.

>>8853020
just remove it already

>>8852732
Umhmmm

>>8853045
I can't even

>>8852959
>you're calling me out as those known to make shit up, that means you're leftist

Top lel.

>>8853178
>makes shit up
>is a leftist

Yes, generally that's how it works.

>>8853178

You're talking to more than one person, about hypothetical nonsense. I'm speaking purely in facts. Halal butchery alienates everyone except for muslims. Fuck...the belly of the animal must be facing Mecca, ritualistic slaughter adhering to the Qu'ran must take place WHILE praying in Arabic to Allah. Maybe you're a giant pussy who's affraid of brown people and that's why you won't stand up to them. Shame.

>>8853015

Extending a line of credit isn't lending money. Charging interest is against their religion, lines of credit are predatory in nature. Hypocrites. Taqiyya is why they're nice to your face.

Too lazy to read the thread.

Muslims are scumbag terrorists that's why we take their oil then bomb them to dust kill their leader and put a new one in charge whenever they get too uppity.

It's just a right you earn as back to back world War champions. USA USA USA USA USA!

>>8850123
There are Kebab factories, thought. Germany has around 400 of them and Kebab Impaler is an accepted sub-branch of butchers. Just like cook for food intended to be frozen.

>>8853211
>>8853208
I wish my life was so uneventful and easy that I had to make up some fake boogeyman for excitement and hat the time to spend hour after hour getting my retarded worldview reinforced by /pol/

>>8853228
I prefer muslims over Americans. They at least admit that they want to destroy our culture while you pretend to be an ally while destroying our culture

>>8853211
>Extending a line of credit isn't lending money
it is though you dumb retard. A loan is a line of credit idiot. you can loan somebody money without charging interest retard

>>8853253

Prove me wrong. The Qur'an itself proves me correct. LOL @ you paying a foreigners tax in your own country to Allah, a God invented by a pedophile warlord who himself was once a refugee to the Jewish city of Medina. What happened to Medina?

:^)

>>8853277

A loan and credit are different things, lrn2basiceconomicsandfinance

>>8849898
Best hangover food. Getting a big kebab drowned in spicy sauces and red onion from my favorite backstreet kebab shop would be my last meal.

>>8853354
there is also a kosher tax on most foods.