/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>8833607
Who the hell raised you?

>>8833621
Aunt Dolly and Uncle Billy. I grew up in a double wide.

>>8833607
keeping bread in the fridge is bad,

seriously it keeps fine

>>8833607
are you american ?

>>8833655
Yes. Born and raised in Louisiana.

tomatoes are a vegetable.
cereal does go bad, although the fridge doesn't help too much.

>>8833682
Tomatoes are fruit.

>>8833698

so are corn, bell peppers, aubergines,, avocados, cucumbers, pumpkins. botanical fruits can be fucking vegetables. pointing out that tomatoes are a fruit like a smartarse is literally something i got bored of before i knew how to write joined up for fuck's sake. how have you not moved past it.

>>8833698
"Vegetable" is not a biological distinction, it's a culinary one. So while tomatoes are biologically a fruit (in the same way that bananas are biologically a berry), they're a fucking vegetable; eat a dick asshole.

>>8833730
Well see dicks aren't a fruit either. Want to argue about that as well?

>>8833607
What's the point of posting photoshopped Politifact images when anyone with internet can just look it up and see that 2 out of 3 are BS?

>>8833768
I only eat the dick of fruits, you nancyboy.

Butter has to stay in the fridge
Pizza will make you sick if you leave it out overnight
Flat soda will give you runny shits

>Fact checking website
>Calls things "not facts" right after admitting they are factually correct

>>8833607
I always thought boiled eggs left in a hot car for 36 hours would kill someone, but apparently not everyone.

>>8833778
>Image macros are always honest

>>8833774

Because people would read politifact and take it as fact.

>>8833607
salads are healthy and make you lose weight

coffee cures bad trips (grandparents loaded brother up with coffee after he confessed to smoking a laced joint and freaked out)

If you don't eat before you get drunk, you won't puke.

>>8833817

what are you even trying to say with that salad shit

>>8833774
>photoshopped
They're all real you fucking dip.
>anyone with internet can just look it up
Go figure, what's exactly what I did

http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2015/nov/23/donald-trump/trump-tweet-blacks-white-homicide-victims/
http://www.politifact.com/texas/statements/2015/dec/04/ted-cruz/ted-cruz-incorrectly-says-obama-forcing-boys-and-g/
http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2015/apr/17/america/meme-compares-spending-undocumented-immigrants-typ/

>>8833831
>go to the salad bar at the buffet
>load it up with croutons, bacon bits, ranch dressing
>"it's a salad so it's healthy"

>>8833812
No, by all means, you should instead just read an image macro that tells you what Politifact says, even though Politifact never actually claimed Trump's numbers were valid or blamed racism, and in fact debunked his lie completely.

But then you can't believe that Trump is telling the "hard truths" the establishment doesn't want you to hear, and would have to realize he's a conman.

>>8833730
this. the ultimate red pill in life is that tomatoes are vegetables

>>8833831
He's fat.

>>8833838
Go prep the bull

>>8833832
>http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2015/nov/23/donald-trump/trump-tweet-blacks-white-homicide-victims/
From your own link
>None of the numbers are supported by official sources. The figures on black-on-white homicides and white-on-white homicides are wildly inaccurate. And, as several news organizations quickly noted, the "Crime Statistics Bureau" doesn’t exist. We looked for that agency as well and the closest we found in San Francisco were a number of crime scene clean-up services.

>>8833607
>>onions are just sour apples

>>8833836

but those aren't salad you fucktard

>>8833845
I was going to insult you back, but it's probably better to just respond to your impotent rage by continuing to show how wrong you are.

>>8833801
I didn't ask you to disrupt my fragile world view

>>8833862
No extra charge.

>>8833850
>go to non-buffet restaurant
>order salad
>get plate of plain lettuce
>the toppings on a salad aren't part of the salad and cost extra
Okay Jimbo, whatever you say

>>8833867

>salads are unhealthy
>why?
>because bacon and fried bread and blue cheese emulsified into mayonnaise are unhealthy

those are not. fucking. salad

>>8833874
Yes they are, dumbass.

>>8835785
>>8833874
Girls, girls, relax, you're both wrong. Some salads are healthy, some aren't.

>>8835799
You're not a part of this, Beth. Why don't you go cheat on Mark with a black guy again?

>>8835806
God, are you ever gonna stop bringing that up? I was drunk and it only happened one time. It wasn't even my fault, technically he raped me.

>>8835806
Heh.

>>8835810
This x1000

>>8833607
>onions are just sour apples
>cereal goes bad if it isn't kept in the refrigerator
Were you also a fucking retard growing up?
These can be debunked with even the most basic critical thinking skills.

>>8833776
underrated comment

>>8837461
He grew up in a double wide, what do you expect?

>>8835785
No they're not. Just because it's at a salad bar, that doesn't make it salad. Burger King serves fries, does that mean fries are now burgers?

Who the fuck keeps cereal in the fridge?

Tangentially related to food:

>thought that diarrhea was the result of mixing shit and piss and that your body was temporarily unable to
>keep 'em separated

>>8837526
Hey-AY don't pay no mind
You're under eighteen, you won't be doin any tiiiiiiiiime

>>8837531
Hey-AY
Come out and play

>eating uncooked noodles will give you worms
>parents need to check your Halloween candy for needle holes and razor blades
>carrots improve your eyesight

>>8837572
>carrots improve your eyesight
Carrots contain high levels of vitamin A, which positively affects your vision.
I don't think you'd ever notice unless you were vitamin A deficient, though.

>>8837572
i've found that if you press down on the scale it the weight is revalued and allows you to continue. Works on every one i've tried.

>being alt-right
kys!

>>8837841
Going asda later will try

>>8833778
>Butter has to stay in the fridge
>Pizza will make you sick if you leave it out overnight
you don't have to do either of these, but it will preserve the food better and for longer

>cereal goes bad if it isn't kept in the refrigerator

wad de fug

>Stinky Cheese is bad (mother loved it and I thought it was just too bitter until I hit 16 and was banned from eating my mother's cheese)

>Real men only cook when danger is involved (Fuck Y'all I'mma make my own scratch mac n cheese with bacon and fat and no danger and you can go fuck yourself)

>Soul Food is automatically lesser because it's cheap and basic (Fuck you I'mma eat my fried okra and my ribs and once again, you aren't gonna have any of it)

>More expensive meat means a better dish (Not always true. What happens is that Higher quality ingredients tend to cost more, but if I'm buying a cheap ass but super high quality ox tail for roasts, cheap scraps from butchering and lesser cuts for sausage making etc I'm eating better than most of my family for cheaper)

>We don't handle spicy food well (My sister has an extremely sensitive palate and so no one ever experimented with spice until she went to college, dear god I am freed from blandness)

>>8838593
dif user
so for Butter I don't think it should stay in the fridge; just keeping it cool is fine.

Pizza though has legit sent me to the hospital with food poisoning because I left it out. HOWEVER- that was due to the meat on it.

>>8833861
If you take into consideration that there's 4-5 times more whites than blacks his numbers would add up in the hypothetical scenario where there's as many blacks as whites.

>>8838617
>using alternative facts
HAHAHAHAHA

>>8833778
I knew someone who threw away our mostly entire pizza who thought that.

I get that it's best to leave it in the fridge but come the fuck on, one night? Not even just a few hours at best.

>>8838616
all food likely has some bacteria on it
lowering the temperature reduces the rate of growth of bacteria exponentially
if you leave a dish out of the fridge it will have substantially more bacteria than it did if you put it in
now will it necessarily make you sick? no, but why risk it.
just put it in the fridge
preserves the taste better as well

>>8838639
Kinda depends on toppings. If it was tuna, you'd better toss it.
Don't wait the night either.

>>8838617
>Being this much of a retard

Stop smelling your own farts

>>8838665
Never had tuna / sardines but good to know Anon, thanks.

>>8838689
why do sjws have such a fecal humor?

>>8833843
tomatoes are fruit tho

>buffalo wings aren’t actually buffalo

>>8838781
They're literal manchildren and never learned anything better

>>8838689

>>8837572
>>parents need to check your Halloween candy for needle holes and razor blades
Injecting razor blades into Halloween candy is the one fun part about that time of the year

>>8838808
Crime stats don't include all the killings white people do under the guise of war and freeing countries.

>>8835799
>>8835806
Spot on female interaction here. There is no escalation of force in the minds of women. If she bumps your coffee table, respond with nuclear bombs.

>>8838983
>Political disputes over land and resources should be added to the statistics

You must be 18 or older to post here.

>>8839081
>>>/global/rules/3

>>8833607
>That pic

Is this the new frogposting?

I'm probably going to get flamed, but I might be the only black guy who thinks Obama really screwed us over... especially millennial aged blacks.

>>8833607
What in the fuck is wrong with you how can you grow up so retarded.
>onions are just sour apples
>keepomg cereal in the fridge

>>8839647
>I'm probably going to get flamed, but I might be the only black guy who thinks Obama really screwed us over... especially millennial aged blacks.

Can we just say Obama fucked all Millenials instead of playing the race card here?

>>8838612
Why didn't your mum put the spices on the table? My boyfriend is a bitch against spices, so I make it to a little under his liking, and then we each season our own plates. Works like a charm.

Granted, this works less well with flavors that need to be soaked in during a long cooking process, but don't tell me herbs were too much for your sister.

>>8839659

This has nothing to do with obama and everything to do with baby boomers aging, costing the government more all at once, and no politician over the last 50 years having planned for it at all.

This graph specifically will happen while trump is in office. While i would love to blame everything on the orange clown - this won't be his fault either. As is the good economy that he inherited. (from Obama)

>>8839647
George Bush doubled the debt during a time of economic prosperity by lowering taxes on the rich. Obama inherited the great recession and had very low tax income for several years and a republican congress that refused to raise taxes back to where they should be for rich people. In fact, the republicans couldn't even pass a budget (pretty much the number 1 priority for congress) for 6 years.

I am disappointed in Obama, but only because he didn't have the military police come into congress and arrest them all for treason for not doing their jobs.

>>8833607
nice thinly veiled /pol/ thread faggot

>>8839762
0.02 milligrams of saffron has been added to your account

>>8833607

>It's white people's fault they are being murdered by black people

>>8837824
Vitamin E is way more important for retinal health than Vitamin A. Most Americans are deficient in Vitamin E, and most foods don't have a large amount of it. Vitamin A is very easy to get in the US, and there are plenty of good sources of Vitamin A.

>>8838026This image implies that his ancestors were oppressed by brittonic people

>>8838617
I'm sorry your girlfriend left you for her black lover but that doesn't mean they're all bad.

>>8838026
Why are leftists so horrible at memes?

>>8839860
Same reason they're bad at winning elections

pure mental handicap

>>8839763
It wasn't even thinly veiled you absolute weapon.

>>8833677
that explains it kek
good picture tho despite unrelated i also pol fag

>food related misconceptions you grew up with?
none really because my parents are from the balkans and we eat well

My mother just doesnt like to use creams/ sauces and doesnt like eating butter/margarine and is kind of a boring cook desu

Why do americans torture their children ?

>SJWs drive me to the right
>/pol/ drives me back to the left

It's the perfect balancing system

>>8839969
>I let others influence my opinion of things
TOP KEK

>>8839990
Everyone needs a reminder now and then of why tribalism is stupid. The internet fills that niche for me