/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Gin and Tonic

In my country it's normal for twelve-year-olds to drink.
Just order a pint of beer - lager, or pale ale, or you could order whiskey.

>american drinking age

>>8795499
Non-american whiskey, that is. Order Canadian, Irish or Scotch.

>>8795504

>whiskey
>scotch

>>8795501
>he wants kids in the bar

No thanks

>>8795511
Scotch is whiskey.
>>8795513
This.

>>8795501
Even better:
>Waiting to drink until "the law" says it's ok
How much of a fuck nation can you be?

>>8795490
Ice cold Hoegaarden, with Johnnie Walker on the side.

>>8795521

Scotch whisky is spelled 'whisky' clever clogs.

>>8795560
It's the same thing. Irish people call it whiskey, Scottish call it whisky.

Red solo cup

Just get what you normally drink. You have been underage drinking, right anon?

>>8795579

I turn 21 this August. I think I'll probably just get a beer with my pops or whatever. Guiness or whatever he likes. Tbqph I drink rum and coke at my place normally. Straight liquor is gross. Don't get bullied into drinking whiskey.

Green river and vodka

>>8795490

White Russian.

And don't forget to be a faggot

Old Fashioned, Screwdriver, Gin and Tonic, Rum and Coke if you want a cocktail.

Beer if you are not a faggot, or a bottle of hard alcohol to work through with friends. Bonus points is that it is cheaper than going to a bar.

For beer I suggest an IPA but get what you want.

I recommend cuba libre:

>50 ml of white rum
>150 ml of cola
>a bit of lemon juice

If I remember correctly the traditional ratio is 1:1 you would need 100 ml of rum to 100 ml of cola but thats too strong for my taste.

Drinking age in my country is 18 and I drank for like 3 month then gave up. Not that funny. Today I drink like a beer/cider/wine once a year. I enjoy low ABV and even brew cider/mead/fruit wine at home. Not beer because requires equipment so it is economical to buy.

I have this theory that any drink is only enjoyable if you are an alcoholic. Try for yourself -- distilled are too strong and these drinks in the classic proportions are almost always 1:1, ending up in a strong alcohol flavor with a hint of juice.

>>8795513
>he doesn't want 18 year old chicks at the bar
Dude what

>>8796057
>>8796003
>Rum and Coke
>Cuba Libre

I keep on forgetting this board is populated y children and sorority girls

>>8795560
Whisky vs Whiskey depends on whether or not there is an 'e' in the country of origin

My functioning alcoholic dad is gonna try to live vicariously through me when i turn 21

>>8797110
>what should a 21 year old get
Been a few decades but that seems about what I was drinking at the time. I suppose you're a mature gentleman of advanced taste?

>>8797146
>I suppose you're a mature gentleman of advanced taste?
Wow, that's kind of you i was assuming he's a fat shitposting faggot.

>>8795490
Go to "Howl at the Moon" dueling piano bar.

Get yourself an appletini bucket.

On your birthday, you get a free jello shot. Sexy girl in a candy stripper outfit shoots a jello shot into your mouth and makes you lick the whipped cream off it.

>>8795490
a glass of water

Screwdriver, Old Fashioned, Vodka Soda with Lime, Rum & Coke are all solid

In terms of beer, most people usually like Stella Artois

>people born the year Crash Team Racing came out can now buy beer in most of the world

>>8795530
Most people don't wait but it's still a big thing to go have your first legal drink at a bar

>>8795490
related but is there anything good to drink mixed with mr pibb or root beer?

>>8797417
Bourbon

>>8797294
Stella Artois tastes like piss

>>8795501
Alcohol is forbidden under Sharia anon

>>8797463
It's pronounced STELLA Art-Wah

>>8795490
Order a fruity cocktail anon, I dare u

All of them.

>>8797463
Fuck you niggs thems fightan words

>>8797482
>on /ck
>not calling it stella art-whalla

>>8795513
>kids in bars at all
find yourself a decent bar. most bars here don't allow kids younger than 24, though they can drink from the age of 18. that means they spent most of their time at trashy bars and home parties.

>>8795490
Nothing but margaritas and daiquiris.

Pimm's Cup

If you haven't had alcohol before the age of 21 you might as well not. There are waayy better drugs to experience.

>>8798550
DUDE

>>8795490
First thing I ordered when I turned 18 was 3 cl of Laphroaig at a local place.
Was neat.

>>8795579
Actually it's to differentiate between irish whiskey brands and scottish whisky.
But ever since the japs went and called their stuff whisky it doesn't really matter.

Jack and Coke

>>8795870
>Guiness
>Rum and coke
Pleb

>>8795490
Get some cheap whiskey.

I had cocaine for my 21st birthday. Different cultures I guess, it's normal to drink from the age of 12 here and you'll never get denied a drink anywhere.

If you have to stick to drinks in a bar, get some quality scotch along with some smokes.

>>8795490
a blue Hawaiian/daiquiri with shots of the highest proof drink the place ur @ serves

Is there an alcohol that doesn't taste like alcohol?
I've tried wine, beer, mead, and sake and haven't liked anything so far. They've all got the same kind of bad taste to me.

>>8795490
hydrogen cyanide

New suit

>>8795513
>he doesn't want drunk teenage girls in the bar
dude are you like gay or something

>>8795490
why did you wait until you're 21? you're been an adult for at least 3 years.

>>8795490
Long island ice tea
Jack and Coke
Whiskey sour

>>8795490
Just face it, when the time comes,you'll choke and order the pinkest of pink drinks.

>>8799261
no. I'm just not a rapist

>>8799688
What a fag

>>8797071
>>8799261
>picking up bitches at a bar

>>8797417
Cinnamon whiskey and Dr Pepper is good

white wine spritzer

>>8795490
Whisky sour.

>>8797071
>18 year old chicks
fucking revolting

>>8795530
When i was 13 i used to pour kahlua in my mini wheats

does that count?

>>8798870
I guess that's why Americans look so young and beautiful

>>8797110
>easy drinkable shit for a first time drinker so they don't spend the night complaining about the taste
Wow I wonder why those are suggested. Better than the faggy margaritas that got pushed on me when I turned 21.

>>8795490
How about a nice too glass of bleach?

>>8795501
Are you the country with the Nazis or the country with the hepatitis?

>>8799688
Thanks for being a sane human being.

>>8801442

What's a too glass?

>>8795490
Zima is making a comeback. Go for that puss boi.

>>8797490
What's wrong with fruity cocktails?

couple AMFs or Long Islands.
Drink em fast.