/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>8784516
I can't even watch her videos for the cringe factor anymore.

It feels bad, like watching a dog eat its own vomit.

She makes me sad. Every time I see her mentioned I feel the need to look up if she's died yet.

MEEELK and OHHHL

>>8784516
>Fat fuck in the OP pic
>Video starts up with literally porno jazz in the background
This is going to be good.

>>8784538
Me too, hearing her forced breathing is heart-breaking. Her focus on "healthy ingredients" makes it seem like she's really trying not to die but she's bad at it.

>>8784597
Kek

>>8784773
Oh sweetie you need to learn that she's at her normal body weight. Even though it doesn't meet your sexist, patriarchal standards of what a woman should look like, doesn't mean she isn't beautiful.

PUCKIN PURRAY

>>8784516
>Sarah is still in her twenties

>>8784897

Wait, wut..

She was in an induced coma for 7 weeks because she got pneumonia and her body was too fucked-up to fight it off. The first hospital she went to sent her off to die because they weren't equipped to deal with someone her weight and in her condition.

>>8784516

Diabeetus confirmed.

>>8784960
She basically admitted she had it in the video, dummy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvepivtcoZs

Her salad's are about as disgusting as you'd think.
This one actually starts out okay. It's just a big bowl of raw vegetables but considering you can literally hear how fat this woman is I'd say that's a good step for her.
Then the dressing comes in.

>>8784872

the guy who made those Beefneck Mcgillicutty videos of her is doing a livestream right nah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEzmlqJdAB8

>>8784960
>Have diabetes
>Be well past the point of morbid obesity
>Only replace half the sugar in your 20,000-calorie monstrosity with sucralose
>Top it off with whipped cream
I'm only unsurprised because I know people like this, and they swear they're perfectly healthy.

>>8785236
>A TRUMP SAFE SPACE
kek

>>8785236
Great shit it took like 3 comments to enrage him and halt the whole show

You can still hear the rage under his breath

New youtube nickname incoming

>>8785335
They remove chat for literally everyone that updated.
Fucking retards.

hi

>>8785419
oh fuck it's been a while

>>8784516
Jesus. It's like an ongoing, slow-motion, train wreck.

>>8785214
>first ingredient is half a cup of sugar
>on a fucking salad
This is a horror show.

Would Jack cuck his wife for her?

P U N K I N
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I'm too lazy to get that fat

>>8785464
I have a feeling that Jack would go on her show to sell some of his BBQ Sauce, snidely call her fat and try and choke her :^)

>>8785013
No, she didn't "basically admit" anything She just heavily alluded.

never trust a skinny cook

>>8786181
t. SimplySarahKitchen

>>8784538
I was about to ask if she's still alive. How old is she, anyways?

>>8785487
Dont forget to get it corperated.

Oh shit, I didn't use to browse /ck/ at that time but I remember people used to shitpost her videos on /fit/ all the time about a year ago. Does anyone know about her health these days?

speaking of cringe, is there another mirror for Marie's Homemade Italian Tomato Sauce?

>>8786193
Like 20 being that overweight ages you

>>8784516
>>>/tv/

Why hasn't she shown her face since 2015?

Did half her face have to be removed for diabetes or something?

>>8786375
Yes, face removal is a well known treatment for diabetes.
Now finish your homework, champ.

>>8786375

Obviously she's spiraled completely out of control and gained weight with her YouTubeBuxxx dosh. Binge eating is fun, but not all the time, every day. 2MuchPooping4Me.

>>8786397
FUCK OFF, YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD!

>>8786176
"Basically" is a fun word to learn. Give it a try!

>>8785202
chuckled

how is that thing still alive

>>8786685
Willpower.

>>8786685

Insulin.

>>8785236
I DID NOT KNOW OF THIS MAN,
damn his cooking voice overs
wow

>>8785214
That mayo and sugar dressing.....I threw up in my mouth

>>8786775
Same, anon.
Ok, adding some sugar to fruit salad can be good, especially for sour fruit. Ok, ever though i passionately hate mayo, adding it to vegetable salad is common too.
But FUCK. This piece of lard mixed vegetables with fruit AND mayo this sugar. Not only she's a retarded fatfuck, but the has no tastebuds as well.

>>8784516

Gross.

>>8784516
She's been the queen of /ck/ for many years.

This might be the king:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laQkhiXchrY

>>8786176
Just out of pure curiosity, not even shitposting, can you describe the difference between "basically admitting" something and "heavily alluding" to something? Not even mad. Trying to learn English.

>>8787185
'Basically admitting" is poor English.
Don't use this phrase, "all but admitting' is correct.

>>8787185
"Admitting" implies some degree of guilt. "Alluding" is reminding someone of something thought to be related or analogous. It's an indirect way of saying something.

Other than that, there's not much difference in this context.

>>8787198
But there is some implied guilt in this case. That faggot "detective" anon circling her sugar substitute as if he found out her dirty secret, despite the fact that she comments in the video on how the sugar substitutes are for diabetics and OBVIOUSLY she's the only one that's going to be eating that sundae slop.

>>8787196
>all but admitting
You're right. That's better.

>>8784516
OH FUCK YES. I love Simply Sara. Grant it, she is a meme, but her recipes are ridiculous. She is like Paula Dean of /ck/

>>8784516
is this the american experience they talk about

>>8787231
YES

>>8784538
kek. my thoughts exactly. she disappeared for a full year from youtube after being in a coma.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYxTbPhmTL0

that being said, this is the woman who cooks soup like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxFn0qZNnwk