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Anonymous Sun Apr 2 22:13:08 2017 No.8762279 [Reply] [Original]

This guy slaps your girlfriend on the ass and says your gluten is underdeveloped.

What do?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 22:28:43 2017 No.8762352 >>8762279 Y-you too

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 22:33:26 2017 No.8762375 File: 1.38 MB, 325x245, U88F3UT.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Show him my kneading skills until he backs down in fear and apologizes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 3 01:30:38 2017 No.8763022 >>8762279 i like good eats, but can't stand him in anything else.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 3 01:40:43 2017 No.8763046 >>8763022 Yeah he's a pretty terrible Iron Chef host

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 3 03:40:26 2017 No.8763347 Hate that gimmick show he hosts where he larps and absurd costumes are imposed upon the competitors. If you need shit like that on a cooking show for adults then maybe the world has too many cooking shows.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 3 03:42:12 2017 No.8763352 Man I haven't followed Alton Brown since high school. Used to watch Good Eats with my grandma all the time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 3 03:46:59 2017 No.8763364 >>8762279 Who would pay money for those stupid meat shredder claws.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 3 03:49:48 2017 No.8763371 >>8763364 people who want to pretend to be wolverine while cutting their meat

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 3 03:50:33 2017 No.8763373 >>8763364 hopefully no one after jack gave that scathing review of them

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 3 04:36:04 2017 No.8763488 File: 2.81 MB, 640x360, 1455450621766.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8763364 Ja/ck/

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 3 04:37:54 2017 No.8763489 >>8763488 lmao this is so retarded

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 3 04:46:26 2017 No.8763507 has this been used in a homicide yet?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 3 04:49:34 2017 No.8763516 >>8763507 not one where they caught the guy

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 3 05:43:06 2017 No.8763663 >>8763507 >Florida man It's bound to happen

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 3 07:27:13 2017 No.8763851 >>8762279 >what if wolverine... >was a pair of cooking utensils!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 3 16:20:22 2017 No.8765547 >>8762279 start to rape his ass

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 3 16:26:52 2017 No.8765575 >>8762279 take his pulled pork claw things away from him, roast him in an oven, and make pulled pork out of him

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 3 19:10:36 2017 No.8766305 I'd kneel before him. "M-my lodge," I stammer, "I just want to say this is an honor. I used to watch your shows all the time. But, please, don't take my girlfriend!" He smacks me and takes my girlfriend.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 3 19:17:47 2017 No.8766344 >>8763488 Jack needs to kill himself. How can he enjoy eating raw meat?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 3 19:34:25 2017 No.8766398 >>8762279 I apologize profusely and change my ways.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 3 20:36:03 2017 No.8766587 Bitch, please! Where we're going, we don't need gluten! We have fucking pentosans!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 3 20:44:27 2017 No.8766615 >>8763488 They work great if your bbq is actually cooked to the point it is falling apart. Sorry Jack

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 3 20:48:49 2017 No.8766632 >>8762279 Kick his little pussy ass, that's what.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 3 21:48:55 2017 No.8766895 >>8763488 This shit activates my almonds every fucking time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 3 21:57:01 2017 No.8766938 >>8766895 >activates my almonds This phrase really suffocates my kumquats.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 3 23:10:31 2017 No.8767307 File: 214 KB, 356x423, 1487782870682.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Stop buying unitaskers.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 3 23:16:37 2017 No.8767326 File: 46 KB, 1000x1000, 351a8e7f-667a-413c-a35c-ca6a67edb291.jpg._CB336003484_[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8767307 blocks your path

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 3 23:29:34 2017 No.8767382 >>8763507 >police find corpse in the woods >it's all clawed up >"No need to investigate this one, bears got him."

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 3 23:38:11 2017 No.8767429 >>8767326 That's also a bludgeon, good for breaking glass with.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 12:21:36 2017 No.8769440 >>8767326 to be fair i'm pretty sure he's said that's the only unitasker he wants in his kitchen

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 19:40:07 2017 No.8771158 File: 14 KB, 504x566, CK_Jack_Merchant.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8763488

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 21:34:38 2017 No.8771709 >>8766344 Why else would he be eating raw meat?