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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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When moms menu says find your own

>> No.8747330
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>>8747308
But mommy I'm a big kid now I eat big tendies

>> No.8747334

>tripfag
>living with mom
holy shit.

>> No.8747348

>>8747308
More like find your own diabeetus.

>> No.8747361

>>8747334
I'm only 29. I'll probably move out sometime when I'm 30 hopefully

>> No.8747383

I don't understand families that do this.

Is it too hard to look in the fridge and figure out what to make that day? Is your life filled with such boring regularity you need to schedule "Taco night" and "Porkchop night"?

Also fuck off tripfag

>> No.8747394

>>8747383
She will sometimes mix up the days but Friday is always pizza and any day labeled find your own means she won't be home

>> No.8747401

>>8747383
It's about making the actual shopping easier.
It's pretty shitty to me, I lived under the system for 8 years but now I'm an adult and I decide on the spot what I'm having and go buy it.

>> No.8747409

>>8747394
Is she out fucking some guy?

>> No.8747430

haven't seen you since i left /g/ circa 2012
this is the last place i expected to find you
how you been, man

>> No.8747437

>>8747308
>when you're still living on mommy's tit

>> No.8747441

>>8747409
idk, I'm not my mom's keeper.
pretty sure she goes out w/friends or out to work dinners

>> No.8747454

>>8747430
Good, did you know desktop threads are banned

>> No.8747502

>>8747441
>letting your wife/mom go out random nights with no explanation

Hope your dad knows he's getting cucked.

>> No.8747508

>>8747502
My mom's significantly fatter than me and I weigh 280 pounds. I don't think my (step)dad would mind if someone else took over sex duties.

>> No.8747551

>>8747361
my mom moved in with my oldfag grandma and I have to live in her house for home insurance reasons

>> No.8747577

>>8747454
i did not know that, that's an interesting decision
how did it affect /g/?

>> No.8747586

>>8747577
g is all normies posting about smartphones

>> No.8747873

I'm 290 pounds could I take a whole boittle of nyquil at 650 mg/30 mL of acetaminophen at 354 mL without becoming cripple

>> No.8747946
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I'm 37 and I live with my mom. My sister was killed in 2001 when she was 19. Dad died a few years ago. I'm foreveralone, so we're all we have. Rest of my family is normies. Aside from no social life it isn't so bad (thanks, internet!). I already hate myself and resigned to a life of nothingness anyway. Mom's a terrible cook from the baby boomer generation. We usually just throw things together on a whim and I end up doing anything complicated.

>> No.8748107

>>8747873
too late lads i drank it and now im gonna sleep

>> No.8748256

>>8747348
No shit. Where's the vegetables? Where's the lean meats? Where's anything remotely healthy? FUCK.

>> No.8748261

Just make meatloaf, it's so easy and wholesome

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>>8747946
>I'm 37 and I live with my mom.
That's really hot. Are you single?

>> No.8748316

>>8748286
Kek, yea.

>> No.8748336

>>8748316
Be honest, who's your favorite new wave band?

>> No.8748366

>>8748336
Ooooo tough one. I guess Depeche Mode simply because of Violator. But I was/am more of a metal nerd. The Bangles were good.

>> No.8748398

>>8747308
Whenever my mom made supper without meat I'd get really pissed off and just drive to Taco Bell

>> No.8748408

>>8748398
Have you ever searched inside yourself for the reason why?

>> No.8748422

>>8748408
I need red meat and grains to feel satisfied. I can fill up on other stuff but it still leaves me feeling empty.

>> No.8748450

>>8747946
what will u do when ur mom dies?

>> No.8748459

>>8747330

>carbs
>oil fried protein breaded with carbs
>starchy carbs
>carbs covered in processed cheese

murica

>> No.8748489

>>8748450
Sell house, buy condo, drink self to death.

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gosh jordan i didnt know you were here. i havent posted on /g/ in several years. its nice to see you again i hope you find something to eat for Wednesday.

>> No.8749716

>>8747383
No, It has more to do with menu planning and shopping and saving money so you can have a healthier more balanced diet. That being said I have no idea what OPs picture is. Its reminiscent of an elementary school lunch menu. It is literally junk food on junk food, all week long. Does OP really need a menu for that?

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>>8747308
I've seen your micropenis.

>> No.8750800

>the old /g/ outcasts are on /ck/

OH NO

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>>8747308
>Still living with Mommy

>> No.8750920

>>8747577
It somwhat stopped the loli posting, but not fully.
Now they make neofetch/screenfetch threads with their desktop in the screenshot.


Also Jordan fucking kill yourself, you make mommy buy you alienware garbage and you still complain about her not cooking you dinner EVERY night?

>> No.8752487

>>8747946
Do you want to fuck her?

>> No.8752499

>>8748459
You forgot the FUCKING FRUIT SNACKS