/ck/ - Food & Cooking

the shitposting never ends

>>8731558
Shitpost
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thoughts?

>>8731615
Use a pair of scissors instead of a ladder?

>>8731545
Do you have to eat this with a knife and fork?

>>8731620
quality post

>>8731625
we say "fork and knife" in English

>>8731545
You might be a fan of dicks, faggot.

>>8731545
the only place in america with pizza like that is chicago, a nigger infested hellhole whose greatest achievement is shitting out the worst US president.

>>8731683
how does it feel to be looked down upon constantly? not good, I bet! I'd probably be upset too.

>>8731545
I saw this post on /r/food too my friend. Glad to see I'm not the only one who browses the superior online forum for food.

>>8731632
>we say "fork and knife" in English

Are you kidding me? What country are you from? No one says fork and knife.

>>8731683
>worst US president
but that would be New York City. That's where the autist in chief is from.

>>8731755
Come back when entire cities of hobos are named after you
>pro tip: Hoover

>>8731741
You're right, they're called "deadly weapons" in england.

>>8731545
>all that fucking cheese
>pickles in the pizza
you city-dwelling scum make me fucking sick

>>8731760
hey friend, that was a really funny post, I enjoyed it

>>8731767
isnt it capiscum?

>>8731545
I like how /ck/ pretends they wouldn't eat this

>>8731884
i would have sex with it

>>8731683
Flyover detected.

>>8731545
Thats only chicago, who is constantly doing weird shit with food

>>8731683


Obama was born in Kenya what the fuck you talking about?

>>8733043
>chiraq
>not flyover

lmao!

>>8733064
what are YOU talking about? Trump was born in Germany

>>8733070
ummm...sweetie.....its pronounced drumpf

>>8731615
manlets, when will they learn

>>8733067
>busiest domestic airport in the country
>flyover
what did he mean by this

>>8731615

Would love to yank that chair out from him... As a prank

>>8731767
its giardiniera. pickled hot peppers. its very good

>>8731615

Basically proof that chicago style is just a camouflage vessel for Americans to consume a massive amount of melted cheese

>>8733067
New York and LA, the greatest places on earth!

>>8733113
fly through

>>8731545
Giordano's is trash, can't say I blame you

>>8733113
That's Atlanta you idiot

>>8733124
""""Cheese""""

>>8731615
>black child with a father
why did mine leave me?

>>8731545
that's 'go 'za, it's entirely different than 'can 'za

>>8733201
That's his modget wife, don't be an asshole

>>8731615
>>8731545
How much cum is there in chicago "chizz product"?

>>8731545
>there are people in this world that think that is appealing

>>8733368
WHO*
Who think that is appealing*

>>8731872
>>8731760
"deadly weapons" in AAAmerica include "For example, a shoe or a shod foot" and "[...] throwing a live alligator through the open drive-through window of a fast food restaurant"

>>8731758
Hoover did nothing wrong. The collapse was a result of the Federal Reserve's policies, and was prolonged into agony by that fucking socialist FDR.

>>8733080
But you can call him "Mr. President" for the next seven years and ten months.

>>8731615
That's a big pie

>>8733124
>implying that there is anything wrong with that

>>8733201
>Skin tone
That's his wife's son, Sambo.

>>8731760
>A knife isn't a deadly weapon.

>Chechen man kills people with a pressure cooker.

>>8731615
30 is a bit too old to be bussing tables

>>8731755

>Worst

How could you say that? He's been in office for a couple of month.

T. European who has no agenda with your countries politics.

You've had a year on here but it really is time you went back and take the others with you.

>>8734067

>>8734109
>They actually tried to defend their retardation in the start

>>8734109
And? It's a troll account?

Police don't confiscate knifes from home or places of work, they'll only take a knife off you, if you're in a public place and the blade is over 3" with no legitimate reason to carry it.

So there!!!

>>8734135
They took that knife from outside, you mong.

>tfw too autistic to realize that pizza pie is not actually pie

>>8734140
Can you not read?

>>8731545
>>8731615
That pizza is from giordano's in Chicago.

>>8734154
Forgot pic

>>8734151
Can you not read?

>>8734165
Yeah, what the point your trying to make?

>>8734109
>that fucking pic

>>8734154
How can you tell from the first pic?

>>8731767
>>8733121
There green peppers you dumb fucks.

>>8734174
I have one down the block from me and I can tell by the crust. And also the G on the wall from the second picture.

>>8734196
Yeah thats why I said first pic

>>8734174
Giordanos has a distinctively flaky crust, it sucks

>>8734135
you sound pretty tense, go watch some porn

>>8734135
It's a verified account, not a troll you mong

https://twitter.com/MPSHackney

>>8734231
Holy FUCK I want to eat that pizza

>>8734231
Yeah I'm not a fan. I'm more of a lou malnati's guy

>>8734234
Will do as none of them acts are illegal to do or watch in the UK.

However the next time I fist fuck your mum and piss in her mouth I'll make sure i don't charge when I distribute it as that would be a crime in my country.

>>8734234
>female ejaculation

>>8734276
Fuck off to Reddit or something tripfag.

>>8734248
Do you know what a question mark is used for?

>>8734298
In this case, usually sarcasm

>>8734291
Why would I do that? I haven't used it so far, no need to start now.

>>8734298
Samefag here.

Punctuation just reminded me about this song;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_WWx_ndVUA

>>8734275
Make sure you smile the whole time

>>8733539
He'll be impeached or killed before then.

>>8734310
Really? An American is posting stupid things police do as a means of argument?

>>8731545
'go 'za is the only real pizza you fucking cuck

>>8734305
>Why would I do that?

We are posting on an anonymous imageboard, the whole fucking point of coming here.

What's the need of publising yourself in every post?

>>8734321
There's plenty of material beyond cop stuff because you also live in a meme country

>>8734344
>Implying you know who I am or anything about me
:^) There's no such thing as true anonymity online anymore anyway.
Best get used to it, chummychum.

>>8734321
Cops stop me all the time because they think I'm evil, drunk, on drugs, thieving or plotting something because of my autism smile and shaky speech.
Good thing I actually am on drugs and drunk most of the time or I wouldn't be able to deal with the no lifers.

>>8734310
>Media spin
>Participates in a protest that's in breach of public peace
>was in possesion of a folding knife
>tries to ruin everyones fun by being an asshole
>gets away with it by being a spaz

What's the point your trying to make?

>>8734376

>There's no such thing as true anonymity online

That's not the point im trying to make, but in all honesty I'm behind 7 proxys. Read between the lines.

>:^)

You made my point for me.

Reddit's to good for you, get back to facebook.

>backpeddling
>trying to back out of the argument you initiated over nothing
Thanks for the (you)'s.

>>8734361
I work in this culture, close calls are made about the stupidest this and we have a quota we have to fullfill a month.

It all stems from the American sue culture and the rise in personal injury solicitors again imported from across the pond.

Sad.

>>8734414
You're behind 7 proxies to post neatly and friendly on a blue board on 4chan?
What are your intentions? Ban evasion?
That's all you could possibly need that for here.

>>8734429
>>backpeddling
>>trying to back out of the argument you initiated over nothing

Who are you quoting?

>>8734449
Fucking lurk moar.

I hope you're trolling.

>>8734452
Whom*
Now kindly stop trying to derail the thread.

Either Pronoun is fine in this context. Whist "whom" would be better English midsentence, I'll think you'll find "To whom" would be the appropriate opening.

I did not back peddle, I asked you why you need to announce yourself before every post and you never answered.

You contributed to derailing the "Shit Chicago deep pan ton of cheese, are you a fan or not" thread by replying.

I'll thank you to stay out of my affairs.

>>8731545
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>>8734563
Tripfags, when will they ever learn?

>>8734109
On my phone but google "Dave the Drummer - One Night in Hackney"

>>8734577
>he said, not realizing the folly of his own contributions

>>8734577
>posting carlos without making a dad joke
kys

>>8731545
As the tripfag said;

>stay on topic

I don't believe this is an American Pizza, I think it's more of a "I had a Chicago deep pan" tourist thing.

If i was to visit that city i would try it but i doubt i'd finish more than two slices, having that much cheese would be hard to swallow.

>>8734601
>>8734633

I didn't expect the meme Police to pull me up on this one. I don't have a 4chan folder so i posted the closest reaction face i had.

>posting carlos without making a dad joke
Go fuck yourself newfag.

>>8731545
No wonder Italians hate you. This is the opposite of the real stuff. Not that it might taste good. But still.

>>8731615

>Eat a pizza like this once (not quite that cheesy)
>oh this is delicious
>5 minutes later my jaw is sore and i feel like im drowning in chewy cheese

>>8734810
I've heard of people giving a big tip when the food is great but I don't think you're supposed to take one.