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I've had this half of a Slim Jim for a really long fucking time.
Probably opened about 1-3 months roughly.
I've had it lazily folded over to sort of "save" it for some other time.
I kind of want it today but don't know if it's safe or not.
It looks and feels pretty much the same for the most part. The tips a little gray.
Slim Jims probably don't expire too easily even after opening right?
What the fuck should I do?

>> No.8731008

>I am a retard and cannot tie my own shoes in the morning.

ok, faggot

>> No.8731013

>>8730993
a-... are you fucking naked?
Also it should be fine. Slim Jims are like the cockroaches of food I think.

>> No.8731057

>>8731008
>Tell me what I should do.
----
>Make yourself scarce.

Pick one.

>> No.8731062

>>8730993
you look like my ex only with a fucking stupid bowl cut. if your name is ron you should probably jump in a fire somewhere.

the slim jim is probably fine, just cut the gray part off.

>> No.8731088

>>8731062
Thank you so so fucking much for the help.

I am not your ex by the way but if you are a girl and I look like your ex then that means I am your type.
Is it normal for people to hook up on /ck/ in this way? I have never conversed with a woman before in this much detail.
Anon, I...

>> No.8731092

>>8730993
My recommendation is that you kill yourself, like I want to.
I wish I could find the courage to actually kill myself. Fuck my family.
Anyway, cut the tip off like my penis and eat it.

>> No.8731101

>>8731088
...oh anon, >>8731062 here. i am in fact a grill.
you've ignited a fire i forgot existed. can i call you ron in bed while we do ~sex stuff~ with slim jims?

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8731102

>>8731088
>girl
>woman

>> No.8731127

>>8731101
Baby girl if you bring the "slim" i'll bring the "jim" haha. >;3
...Pls be skinny.
Also im not Ron but call me Ron when we do the aforementioned ~stuff~

I am legit getting sick from eating that Slim Jim even after cutting off the tip.
I thought that maybe if it makes me sick it would be hours from now but the onset of sickness has set on much quicker than anticipated.
It was worth it though to satiate my craving though. Thanks /ck/ you guys and maybe the woman are the best friends I ever had.

>> No.8731133

>>8730993
Which 1970's porno movies are you in OP?

>> No.8731138

>>8730993
wow, did not know ixmike posted on /ck/

>> No.8731140

>>8731133
Slim Jim

>> No.8731146
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8731146

>>8731127
that grill here, can't wait to taste your utility meat after you're done being sick, ~Ron~

>> No.8731159

It's fucking old and gross, what the fuck that's disgusting. Why would you even consider eating it?

>> No.8731207

>>8730993
I feel like someday, you could be up there with some of my favorites from /ck/. Like Fatty McAutism (peace be upon him).

>> No.8731250

>>8730993
fuck you mike

>> No.8731306
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8731306

>>8730993
>that face

>>our daddy told us not to be ashamed of our dicks

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8731309

>>8731133
>>8731140

>> No.8731312

Jesus, I expect Spiderman to jump in at any minute...

>> No.8731321

>>8731146
I would love to read a full length /ck/ sexual fan fiction especially if Jack and Tammy having anal is somehow incorporated in to it

>> No.8731340

>>8731321
that grill here, would read but only if it involves slim jim in the pooper.

>> No.8731345

>>8730993
probably so many nitrates and preservatives in that thing it could survive a nuclear fallout

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8731421

>>8731062
>>8731088
>>8731101
>>8731127
>>8731146
>>8731340
>Pls be skinny
Implying you are actually about to pick up over slim Kim's on fucking /ck/ Jesus Christ anon have some god damn self respect

>> No.8731471

>>8731421
Slim Kim sounds like a Korean barbecue flavored Slim Jim.

>> No.8731474

>>8731421
Pick up what?