/ck/ - Food & Cooking

tl;dr

The theme of March is...... EGGS!!!!!!

[Description]

While you're perfectly welcome to make a large spread of food, please make sure there is clearly a "main dish" because that is what people will be voting on.

BONUS CONTENT COURTESY OF WEBMFAG AND ANON:

Introduction video explaining the challenge for you newbs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mo6KUNqdsz0

Photography guide:
Text version - http://pastebin.com/VTK7inJQ
Vertical version - http://i.imgur.com/wqE7hys.jpg

How to make webm: http://i.imgur.com/qmj9lnL.jpg

How to make verticals vertical: http://i.imgur.com/9zYnUbu.jpg

And here we have the official entries for your perusal and judgement!

>1
Sauted cabbage and onion with tomatoes and pinto beans scrambled together with an egg. garnished with a bratwurst and homemade hot sauce - White Castle

>2
Flyover devilled eggs - flyover anon

>3
Fettuccine carbonara with homemade noodles. - eyepatch

>4
Egg Hash Cup with Bacon, Goat Cheese, Spinach and Red Bell. -Nack

>5
Green Curry Omelet, with shrimp, tomato, cucumber, & cilantro, served with nam pla prik. - spice jar

>6
Rice and Chinese bbq tri-tip steak (char siu) -Racer X

>7
Omurice! Chicken fried rice with demi-glace sauce and butter topped with a soft omelette and more demi-glace poured on top. - Dice

>8
Upside down bread pudding with poppy seeds and toffee apple. - Webmfag

>>8699103
>THREAD 3!!!!
I thought the last one wast the first one and had eggs

wtf wast 2nd thd?

>>8699103
>>8699106
>>8699114
>>8699125
You seem to be lost, let me help you!
https://www.reddit.com/r/Cooking/

>>8699125
It's still the same round. Mods don't remove bump limit this year so we have to change thread regularly.

>>8699103
Here's my submission for this round.

>>8699151

>>8699131
FYI I was the first person to contact mods to remove bump limits for our cooking threads

>>8699157
I don't speak german.

>>8699165
Timestamp or it didn't happen, my nigger.

>>8699103
Well, here goes nothing...
Be gentle :p


Time: 5:45 PM

>>8699125
It's the third thread for this month, I have no idea how to get the bump limit removed but its not too much effort to make a new thread anyway

>>8699165
currywurst

>>8699151
>>8699178
nice eggs!

>>8699103
Penne a la vodka
(Vegan)

Timestamp: 6:50 PM (Mountain)

>>8699185
I contacted the mods alrady

>>8699194
cheers

Egg breakfast (light)

Sausage, toasted roll, eggs on a plate;

Time- 8:53

>>8699217
>>8699192
>>8699178
Timestamps have to be in the photo, to prove that you took the photo yourself at that time.

>>8699221
wtf how are you supposed to take a pic of the food if you have to do that? I don't really even know what a timestamp means I just looked it up on urban dictionary but still wtf how are you supposed to do that?

I spent all evening cooking and for that? Its too late because dinner was 15 minutes ago and I was hungry, now my submission is gone and I can't do that. You should make that more clear i can't read your mind...

>>8699230
A timestamp can be as simple as a piece of paper with the day/month/year written on it beside your dish, or anywhere clearly in the photo.

>also, timestamps have always been required, unless you're submitting just for fun.

>>8699230
The urban dictionary definition of 'timestamp' makes it abundantly clear what it is.

Try again.

Is there a prize for the winner? Not an entry factor, just wondering.

>>8699265
borneo sends lewds to your email

>>8699221
So even though the filename is a fucking timestamp when you take it with a phone, you have to possibly photoshop a timestamp paper in with it? Pure bullshit.

>>8699272
Photoshop? No. An actual piece of paper with the date and your entry name is fine.

>>8699270
I've never seen a picture of Borneo. Is this something I would want? Can my wife and I get off to these lewds?

>>8699272
Pic related, my dude.

Trolling remains a art.

>>8699203
people must have complained befere becaused the mods are not having it

a couple years ago they entertained the idea though

>>8699103
>>8699106
>>8699114
>>8699185
>>8699203
>>8699262
Trip, please and thank you.
Also, >>8698452

>>8699362
>Trip
fuck off.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Cooking/comments/5x443p/march_monthly_cook_off_corned_beef_and_cabbage/
Go back to here you faggots.

>>8699418
>implying the /ck/ challenge is not a time-honoured board tradition.

We all know how to spot the new around here.

>>8699418
newfag

>>8699418
Surely, you must be new.

>>8699418
Sounds like you're well versed in the site you linked.
Maybe you should go back.

>>8699430
Subreddit tradition*
>>8699433
Redditor
>>8699446
Not as new as you.

>>8699449
That's funny considering this entire faggy "contest" is the most reddit thread on this board.

Look at all of you immediately getting extremely defensive because you were called out. Keep your little contests on your subreddit where they belong sweetie.

>>8699460

>>8699282

>borneo sends lewds to your email

I fucking wish...

>>8699495
Is this Borneo?
Sorry, I'm not interested in winning, then. There is no way my wife and I can mutually masturbate to her. I can't cum with a limp dick.

>>8699504

Fuck off.

>>8699495
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>thats "Borneo"
God damn /ck/ is pathetic. You're all a bunch of redditors and women.

>>8699513
Borneo, please. Use your trip.

>>8699460
Alright, young man, off to bed with you.

>>8699523
Awww that's cute! You posted a pic of yourself. You're dismissed now sweetie.

The troll has been told to fuck off.
We can stop talking to it now.

...unless it's just feeding itself now.

>>8699531
You're right... i'll leave now, with all my Shutterstock moneys.

Take your old "sweetie" shite and leave our board. You're not contributing, as is your norm, sweetie.

>>8699702
>our
t. redditor

The only money you have is the money you need to pay the $5 rent on the glory hole you operate.

Kill yourself, honey. Nobody wants or likes you, especially not a brown-toothed yuropoor.

>>8699547
>>8699702
>>8699706

>>8699730
All me.

>>8699547
>>8699702
>>8699706

>>8699735
>screencapping obvious shit that everyone already realizes
Wew.

>>8699745
Not everyone realizes that you're just trolling yourself.
/ck/ is the most gullible board.

>>8699754
The only person responding to yourself, is you bumping your gay thread Borneo.

>/ck/ is the most gullible board.
Yes because it is quite literally populated by unrepentant redditors and dumb women.

>>8699767
I disagree. I think that it's populated (largely) by people who never cut their teeth on /b/.
It's a shitty cross board for people who can't handle /pol/ tier bantz.
etc
It's easy pickings, troll wise.
Why not set your sites higher?
You seem to have the desire.

>>8699785
>people who never cut their teeth on /b/.
AKA unrepentant redditors and normie women (dumb people).

Cooking and food is a broad topic so like /tv/ this board attracts the worst LCD and especially idiots who think 4chan should be a semi-anonymous reddit hybrid.

>>8699504
>not masturbating to Borneo

I think we can all agree it's a challenge. A simple challenge may be an understatement. I like to think of it as an accomplishment, perhaps more esteemed than conquering any /ck/ challenge. And I'm proud to say I've conquered this battle. If you and your wife can't mutually get off to Borneo then you rightfully do not belong on this cooking forum. I'd like to think most of us here are in agreement of this.

>>8699800
I dunno. I've been here since shortly after chanology.
Off and on.
I used to troll /ck/ and raise ire. Still do from time to time.
I'm just gonna say, if you REALLY want to piss people off, wait until the ball gets rolling.
Wait until the voting round comes about.
You've been called out here as a single person trying to piss on it.
Wait for the voting round and use different IPs to shit all over it.
Just a suggestion.

>>8699735

>>8699819
What the fuck are you talking about?

>>8699504
Oh well, I guess you'll have to let your bull get her off as usual then.

>>8699922
It took you one entire hour to shop that in MS paint... wow.

I'm still here, but I'm done capping your retardation.
Arguing with yourself?
Sad.

>>8699936
You're a sad, fat sack of shit. No Microsoft Paint on a Samsung Galaxy, you inbred 'tard.

>>8699932
>projecting this much

Did your girlfriend not let you suck the BBC cum out of her snatch?

>>8700080
No, I don't have a girlfriend.

>>8700086
So you take it right from the BBC, aye?

>>8700096
No, can't say I do.

>>8699706
And what, from your obvious brilliant observations, makes you think I'm European?

Quit my current game and saw this:
I'd stop, but this guy!

But for reals, /ck/, you tender-footed witless twats... This is what you're up against. Someone who spends their free time talking to themselves.

>>8699178
On the west coast?

>>8699192
>dishes with eggs
>vegan
Are you retarded for not following the one rule that exists, retarded for not knowing eggs aren't vegan, or both?

>>8700164
Lol fucking idiot.

>>8700164
>funpost
>some paranoid mouthbreather assumes you're every post from there on out
KEK

>>8700164
I'll admit two of those posts are mine, but fuck man, trade in your tinfoil hat for some Librium. Your family members will thank you.

>>8700223
Call home.
Mom is worried about you.

>>8700261
Whereas you just need to holler up from the basement to your own mother? Or does she have you secured with a baby monitor?

>>8700261
Call a suicide hotline.
Nobody cares about you.

My submission. I actually made a thread here >>8699764

>>8699114
>.png

>>8699157
>>8699174
>>8699221
>>8699259
>>8699276
You are too retarded.

>>8700850

>>8700856
This is to give an idea of the texture. It's comparable to tofu brain / 豆腐脑.

>>8700856
Corrected my verticle.

>>8700867
That's lovely! Appreciate the vertical, I'll try it next time I'm near a steamer.

>>8700856
>>8700867
that looks fantastic! thank you for the vertical, ive been making steamed egg a lot so ill try your version out

>>8699819
i get myself off all the time, its a challenge but worth it i swear

>>8700943
>>8701043
Thank you! I think you can also make it in a waterbath in a pot but I haven't tried it that way.

>>8700511
This is really intriguing. Where do you live? I've never seen egg kino before.

>>8701083
Thanks buddy. I live in Vietnam. At the wet market here I can pick out a chicken and they will kill and pluck it right there and then in front of me. Every part of the chicken get used up, so even things like the neck and ovaries are eaten. They're pretty tasty, though a bit nasty looking.

>>8701615
OMG that is so fucked up

>>8701083
wouldnt a waterbath get too hot?

>>8701615
chicken ovary looks so interesting, ive never been able to find it though

>>8701667
I didn't ask you, I was talking to asdf.

>>8701667
Not sure about the water bath to be honest but would a high heat be detrimental? I just know I saw some Japanese recipes on YouTube for chawanmushi that used a water bath.

>>8701689
Go ask on r/cooking. u/Borneo doesn't actually cook.

>>8701689
whenever i make steamed eggs overly high heat makes it bubbly instead of smooth and custardy, dunno if its the same for a water bath though, could be caused by the action of the water vapour as well as temperature

i have an electric hob so i cant control the temperature of a pot of water very well

>>8701787
>could be
Thanks for not answering my question but ok.

Requesting webum anon to work your magic with this pic >>8699495 and borneo's masturbation quote here >>8701043

...for science.

>>8701043
No.

I re-made my vertical and fixed some things.

>>8702141
What's the red stuff you're using to protect your counter? Is it silicone?

>>8702163
It's the color of the table I was using to roll the dough on.

So, I decided to go with a dinner take on eggs benedict.

On the bottom there is a puff pastry round with strips of a sous vide rib eye steak, on top of that is a poached egg covered in béarnaise sauce

Hope you guys like it!

>>8702141
Jesus fucking christ that's painful to read.

Just do white text on black next time, not this red and blue shit.

>>8702948
second shot

>>8702956
Is that an ant egg, or some mutant parsley?

>>8702961
mutant parsley

>>8702141
Carbonara doesn't use cream REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>8702966
It's fun. Good work, anon. The sauce is a perfect colour, and the photo is super classy

seeing /ck/ made food is nice

>>8702956
Slice it for the inside or ur getting 0

>>8702092

Lies.

>>8703004
Do not besmirch the holy mother of cucks.

>>8702973
This aint no traditional wop shit. It's 'murrican style, and it tastes great.

5 days to go, get your entries in, lads.

>>8701043
If you're ever in Taiwan, I'll be more than happy to give you a hand with that.

>>8703086
>I made a traditional ethnic dish MURRICAN STYLE

It's been a while since I was in one of these threads. How does the /ck/ challenge work now? I see it's monthly? Is it a year round thing?

>>8703573
Food, just like anything else, can change over time. I'm not going to avoid adding shit to my food that would make it taste better just because some wop 500 years ago didn't have the sense to add it in himself. If I was making it for a restaurant, it would be a different story, but for my home cookin, I'll make it however I please. Get fucked authentifags.

>>8702988
I already ate it... and it was good

Better, friends?

>>8699308
I had a Harty keck

>>8704172
Cringe

>>8704172
you should draw a little tumblr cartoon dude in there to really get your attitude across

>>8704172
That's awesome.
I'll post it to Reddit as my own OC shortly, tnx

>>8704172
You could've just written out a recipe card and taken a picture of it.

>>8703656
Just read the OP. Its literally all there.

>>8705493
No it's not. When I participated the /ck/ challenge was an annual event with weekly challenges. Contestants would gradually get knocked out until eventually there was a winner. From the OP etc I can't tell if there's still an overarching competition (and if so how far into it this thread is and how much more rounds are to come), or if the /ck/ challenge threads are now just more of a place for people to make dishes according to a monthly theme and post them to be rated, without there being an actual tournament.

>>8705620
It's just a challenge a month, no rounds.

>>8705645
so you can do one month's challenge but not the next, etc? no need to worry about continuity, just for fun when you have the time and inclination?

>>8704172

kill yourself, the text is still painful to read, delete both your shitty verticals and put black text on a white background you dumbass.

>>8705652
Yeah, that's my interpretation of it. That's if there are even consistent monthly challenges anyway, though - Borneo being a self-confessed POS, after all. That said, there are probably a few people who would be willing to share the baton.

>>8705663
cool, that's what I was looking to know, thanks

>>8705662
"no"

>>8705620
>From the OP etc I can't tell if there's still an overarching competition (and if so how far into it this thread is and how much more rounds are to come), or if the /ck/ challenge threads are now just more of a place for people to make dishes according to a monthly theme and post them to be rated, without there being an actual tournament.

Protip: if it isn't discussed, then it doesn't exist.

If you want, you can piggyback your own internal competition, keeping track of everyone month-by-month and posting "best of the year" or whatever. Borneo made it quite clear when she was getting this organized that she wasn't going to do that, though.

>>8706471
I'm quite happy with it being a more casual thing, and seeing as I've been away from these threads for a long time why would you assume I know what Borneo said?

Eggs 3 ways: Leek flavored aspic with caviar and suspended poached yolk (yolk broke during presentation); steamed whites, mushroom, caviar, sour cream and dill.

>>8707763
Close up

>>8707763

All that and you couldn't even bother to rotate your images?

>>8707781
Sorry m8, didn't realize that they were wumpus until after the post. Cant fix fucked.