/ck/ - Food & Cooking

https://youtu.be/9GQDXjIkSWo

so earlier before work i started this here

>>8684474
why didn't this post bump the thread?

Hi patti

>>8684483
i dont think it lets me bump my own thread at first or something 4chins is a mysterious little kunt

>>8684432
im the cat

so i went stab happy on this pork butt thing and shoved some 'lic in dat hoe, now just browning it a bit

>>8684432
>Cat on counter
>Literally walks in its own urine and feces
>Cat shit on counter, hair shit and piss in food
Fucking disgusting pet owners is why I only eat my cooking.

>>8684578
cool story normie

ok so i put this in around 8 hours ago on low

>>8684590
Enjoy your cat hair and shit food you reddit hipster PBR drinking living meme.

>>8684595
i will thx m80 :^)

stopped by fiesta for their dank ass produce on the way home

>>8684432
If dubs, cook the cat.

>>8684597
Picture of food
>Cat
>Piss tier beer
>Hipster meme life
Le epic karma, upboats and gold!!

>>8684597
Post rare Patti's pls.

>>8684609
ill get you later senpai im running low

ok i turned it down to "warm" this is tender as heck, gonna do some cleaning for a bit and sip my beer and ill get on with the rest of my plans

>>8684597
Are they selling those pumpkins that are sitting on the floor, next to the trash?

>>8684628
yeah i get there in the last hour when theyre kinda getting ready to close so that trash can is usually not there but yeah i dont buy floor pumpkins

so just like my cooking, i take my darn time when doing dishes so cracked one of these suckers, taste is pretty smooth for 9.8%, this might be my favorite non-texas brewery so far pretty solid beers

https://youtu.be/-CreEuaS8QY

so you might be thinking "oh op you are a one trick pony let me guess u are making pork roast with taters and gravy and probably brussel sprouts"

WRONG! i will be doing that for lunch tomorrow

tonight I am going to experiment with some of this and try to make some muy authentico carnitas, and not that fake ass oven BS

the name of the game is LARD

i eat some damn fine carnitas at a few different places, now my understanding is that they cook them by frying them in seasoned lard, so this may not work right but Ill be the judge of that m8, this might even be better, im going to flash fry this super tender pork and try to crisp the outside up a bit is the goal

if you dont like your guac spicy i feel bad for you son

Threads moving a bit slow today, normally everyone enjoys your OC.

>>8684844
I got 99 problems, but mild guac aint one.

>>8684824
Well done OP, people are scared of using lard but it provides a flavour you can't get from oil or butter.

Alright let's get some fucking home fries up in this piece

srry yall got caught up watchin my stories

used some salsa i canned like 4 months ago i think its not botulism

was pretty good will season the lard next time i try this

>>8685071
op you're the only thing still good about ck these days

I think i've seen these threads twice and i can already tell theres one shitposter that hates cats

>>8684628
That garbage can is in front of the corn, for shucking so you can see that you are getting good quality corn, no surprises when you get home.

And you do realize that pumpkins grow on the ground? In the dirt? With shit applied directly to them if you are lucky enough to get an 'organic' one?

The intentional sperging on this board is out of control fer cry-eye.

>>8684578

pls go

>>8684492

>>8684779

Never realized how big Patti's gotten.

>>8685121
>one

>>8684603
You are way more angry then the guy you're insulting

>>8684993
i post in the middle of the night im used to it m8

>>8684996
:^)

>>8684997
ya that lard is a bit bland but its cheap and shelf stable, next time ill get that real shit at the mex market around the corner

>>8684999
aww shiiet tater trips

>>8685082
:)

>>8685121
they jealous of all the extra flavor and fiber cat hairs add lol

>>8685166
they dont make kids cartoons like they used to god im old

>>8685343
shes bulkin m8 later ill tie a tire to her and make her do lap, Pattius Maximus

>>8684628
Fiesta is pretty lax when it comes to overzealous hygiene standards, but their produce is cheap and tastier than normal groceries

>>8684779
I wonder if she knows her future existence is the result of a pair of numbers on a Chinese sockstitching forum.

Shower us with rare Pattis

Literally everything I want from life is a husband to cook with me and a dumpster kitty

>>8687297
Patti has one cute beak, but she looks like she would claw my head and face if I went in for some kiss.

>>8687354
Beak? You mean muzzle?

>>8687382
I call them beaks.

>>8684432
ilu kitchen cat

Always love your threads OP. Always comfy. Glad that sausage autist finally fucked off or killed himself.

https://youtu.be/wpqm-05R2Jk

got a /ck/ related gift from mama mia yo

its the silver wear i grew up using! I mentioned last week i have like 4 forks so she dug it up

the box is neat and just some random unimportant shit so I have some /diy/ plans to turn it into a housing for my electronic stuff on on my coffee table will have usb dock and also storage for extra cables and gaming/pc stuff

might give yall an update later since converting old silverwear boxes is 100% /ck/

might cook something soon well see

quick wings and beans cuz lazy

>>8689181
Damn looks good fellow Screwston bro

I'd pay to see Patti on YT

>>8689181
Can I get a recipe for wings, my bf loves them and asked me to make them when he comes to visit me (we're long distance 5 years now)?
I allways use chef Johns crispy wing trick with backing powder, and simple chilly sauce for dipping

This is relevant to my interests

>>8691238
>long distance relationships

>>8687276
shhh she can never know:^)

>>8687302
lol

>>8687354
naw m8 patti is a big wuss, giblet will slap yer shit up tho

>>8687649
thx buddy

>>8689392
ty m80

>>8691227
if i actually knew how to cook id consider it

>>8691238
i dont do anything special just double fry them till crisp and then usually franks butter and garlic sauteed up maybe some honey and toss em, i want to get a fancier sauce going and allso try making my own blue chz dipping sauce

>heated some leftover stuff how fascinating

>>8692705
>giblet will slap yer shit up tho
Calico's tend to be batshit insane. My neighbor had one a female that was kind as fuck until she saw bare legs, then she went for the kill in your achilles tendon.

Not playful either, full on rip and tear.

>>8684432
How do you always manage to get your cat to stay for these photos? Mine would be out of there once I started placing shit around her.

>>8692902
that is her special time

What happened to that cooking every day guy, he was mad

>>8694170
like every other troll on the internet, he got bored with his routine when he noticed no one was biting the bait. it's always best to simply not to reply to them

bump

very rare sitting/standing combos loco patti

oi m8s gonna whip up a special meal in a bit

so the first part of this meal starts with a compromise between nuggers and tendies, I have my reasons for this size and ill admit it is pretty autistic that is all i will reveal

>making marinade with some spicy as balls homepickled habenarros+brine

>debating if i should open this 14% giant beer

https://youtu.be/fvrogxMHmlg

so making pancake batter from the homie martha stewart

this beer is not a joke beer, it is dangerously good

so making nuggies and pancakes, it is a slight twist on chicken and waffles, I am making the chicken spicy i feel it will be good with the sweetness of the pancakes

Dropbox is being a cheeky cunt so looks like I'm phone posting

>first dredge

Op crack open the can of mini ravioli and eat it from the can

>>8696865
M8 that will happen eventually but I have a bit more motivation tonight

>second dredge

Quartered some sprouts and I'll probably throw some spinach in cuz when you are eating something especially unhealthy it's nice to throw some green shit in there to fool yourself that its a well balanced meal

>>8696841
>stolen habanero powder
I'm calling the police.

>>8696936
I was framed m8

Ok heating oil and stuff shit will be getting stupid shortly

habbening

VIOLA!

>>8697065
10/10

>>8697065

>>8697065
That looks good m8. Martha has the best buttmilk pancake mix recipe I use it all the time

I'm going to make curry tonight but my cat hates the kitchen

>>8697121
:3

>>8697121
sexy cat you got ther pal

>>8697065

Made some pasta today. pan on medium-high, olive oil then sweated down some diced onion. added in broccoli chunks and sliced chicken thigh, kept it going on high and let the chicken stick to the pan and brown up. Added a good amount of sliced baby portabella mushroom, scraped the pan as they released moisture to release the fond, also added garlic here. Once the moisture was more or less gone I added wine, turn up heat and cook out alcohol and evaporate some volume. add half and half before all the wine's gone, tested for salt, added a pretty small amount of italian seasoning because I found it before the oregano, black pepper, added a pad of butter to thicken the sauce and bring it all together.

>>8699469

>>8699474
served over sketti

>>8684432
That is quite a comfy looking kitty

>>8699659
Looks a lot like mine

cats were a mistake

>>8699984
letting your dad cum inside your mother was a fucking mistake.

>>8699993

>>8697070
>>8697116
>>8699263
:)

>>8697121
they were good i rarely make breakfast food unless i do it ironically, nice kitter

>>8699481
looks good do you use a recipe for this or just wing it, i want to get better at winging stuff but it always turns to shit

>>8699659
she is a box slut m8

>>8699694
very nice kitty/sink combo m80 high quality

>>8684432
How is a bean ranch styled?

>>8696795
that glass looks tiny

saw a thread about fries with mayo and now i needs it, if theres one thing that makes me hungry its troll threads about shit i actually like

>>8700642
they are like pinto beans with a thick sauce its referring to like a cattle ranch not ranch dressing, shit is baller

>>8700656
It is a tasting glass i got at a tasting event at st arnolds brewery, that beer was retarded potent and i wanted to make sure i paced myself with 10 tiny glasses of beer

cut these fries pretty thick so ill probably par boil or something

i had an idea to use up leftover pancake batter..

gonna make a corndog with one of these sausages, ive never made a corndog before im sure itll be fine lol

i boiled it and now imma cool it down no bully

>>8688710
OP you lucky bastard! Take good care of that

>>8699469
Would eat. Nice to see something else than a variation of tomato sauce

>>8700658
>its referring to like a cattle ranch not ranch dressing
Thank God - for a minute I thought 'murica had lost it completely

Made hotteok recently. It's like a Korean pancake/quesadilla hybrid, chewy yeast outside, molten cinnamon molasses syrup inside. Also they are thicc. A+ cold weather snack.

making my garlic mayo heart attack concoction

>>8697065
Op you're the greatest. I sincerely mean that.

>>8700848
sounds good

>>8700879

Nice, self-made Aioli rules

shit was decent af

>>8701019
Looking good senpai

>>8701019

I love your threads, OP, rekindles the fire in metotry outweird things and not rely onfrozen Pizza when I'm drunk. Good shit

>>8701050
Fix ur space key lol

>>8701056

No shit, new keyboard , thanks man

>>8700848
interesting

>>8700848
FUCK I just realized I forgot to pick up molasses when I was at the store yesterday.

>>8703512
I'd probably be jealous if I weren't at home drinking with my cats right now. Being a crazy cat lady is the best.

>>8703542

How many do you have anon?

>>8704952
Just two. I'm in a one-bedroom apartment; if I had a house I'd probably have three or four. God I love these little fuckers.

>>8700879
Try using natural yoghurt as well.

>>8692902
There's a cardboard box there. Cats seek cardboard boxes. No really, try it.

>>8696467
Patti is so god damn adorable

>>8684432
OP in literally every picture you seem to be in possession of a different alcoholic beverage. You buy larger cans, bottles, and liquor.

Are you an alcoholic

>>8697065
Whats that white sauce thing with the spiral on it.

>>8705399

God damn, how does everyone on /ck/ have a cute tabby/mix?

me and friends made burgers last night

>>8709125
What's in the salad besides avocado and violet onion?

>>8684603
lmaoing at you are life rn tbqh pham

>>8684432
>HEB
my guy
How's that Curmudgeon?
also nice cat 8/10 would pet

>>8700848
You sound like the dollar bill poster

red wine poached pears because why not, also had a bunch of pears. The instructions weren't kidding about scrubbing the sides down to its an even surface, I lazed a few and they were spotty. Still delicious with ice cream

>>8710707
Those look amazing. What kind of wine did you use?

>>8707602
Cause common cat also noticed they always look so smug....pic related mine.

>>8710722
19 crimes cab and some apothic red because i didn't realize a bottle of wine was maybe only 3 cups of wine. (needed 6, ended up with 4 1/2). Also I made them according to the chef steps sous vide recipe, it worked really well

Salmon with maple syrup mustard glaze grilled on a cedar plank

>>8710880

>>8710840
Thanks. I don't know shit about wine, but I'm trying to educate myself.

>>8710840
Apothic Dark is one of the best values in wine imo. The kroger in my town has that and the red on sale $5 per bottle. I picked up 5 of each. Tastes great, easy to pair, and the black cork is pretty cool

>>8710892
>>8710880
shit looks good anon

I smoked some chicken thighs, served with a sweet potato and a garden salad. Bretty dank dinner/10.

>>8710840
What crime did you get?

Damn strayans

went to a place with a friend and had a beer and a reuben was decent, there was 3 guys from an AM radio station doing a live radio show about beer, which was odd, i bababooey'd them :^)

>>8700806
lol its nothing fancy ill take care of the silverwear but the box isnt like a family heirloom

>>8700832
m8 if you think i wont put ranch dressing in some beans you have underestimated my power level

>>8700848
very curious to try this, sounds good

>>8700956
>>8701027
>>8706493
:)

>>8700971
hell yeah i wish i could make a bunch to have on deck but the internet has me all scared of botulism now

>>8701050
lol nice, we just gotta not start fires very important

>>8703542
>tfw no crazy cat ladyfriend:(

>>8705425
damn sonny i actually have some that might be good still i will try to do this in the next few weeks

>>8707003
variety is the spice of life m8, im def not a square but im also not drinking as often as it may look

>>8710344
i left the guac to my buddy, its 'cado, onion and serrano peppers, salt/pepper, i would have put cilantro and lime jiuce but i didnt make it, was good tho

>>8710649
>Curmudgeon
lol i swear i had to google that and it still took me a minute to get what you meant, its good, i like scotch ales it has a similar taste, really dank flavors, also thx

>>8710707
looks good seems like it would make good cobler to go with ice cream

>>8710880
that looks darn good i need to mess with more fishes

>>8711473
holy shit m8 i want to just eat all those skin flaps looks dank

>>8684432
She's just pretending to.sleep because she knows it's picture time. So smug.

>>8688710
Op, that's really awesome that your mom kept that! My dad passed away a few weeks ago and I just went home for the first time in a few years. I was really surprised at the amount of old stuff he kept around. It was really nice to see some of it again, even things like silverware and his old appliances that he never got rid of.

>>8696467
This is best Patti

>>8707027
Ranch with hot sauce probably. Goes well with tendies

>>8707027
>>8712895
yes srry i missed this its some cheap ranch that i mixed a splash of buttermilk with then just sqirt some franks on top, lil buffalo ranch dip

so got this on sale on the way home with a few other things

so i mean no offense to my NY bros but this is the most useless cut of steak available

im just gonna fuck this shit all up

can you do me a favor? play your cat like a bongo for me

thanks in advance

>>8712979
m8 the old one loves that but patti and giblet think im assaulting them so i try not to do it much

>get rid of that pesky fat yucko:^)

>>8712983
just do small, slow rhythmic slaps

puttin this kitter on the keto diet

wew laddy

u know the egg is fresh when its got chicken poo on it

>>8713012
Holy shit that is hammered flat. What cut is/was that?

>>8713082
NY strip

so im making a delicious milk steak with the finest raw jelly beans available, gonna let this soak a minute

https://youtu.be/Cr4Rw3mNX4s

ok im making chicken fried steak thankfully nobody was awake to catch my joke(which would have been absolutely hilarious and original)

https://youtu.be/tqvuydbEv10
https://youtu.be/P9OHRCJHKAc

>>8684578
>>8684595
>>8684603
dude you are treating shitposting like a full time job, are you getting paid? When do you take a vacation?

hmm might of fucked up, breading looked a bit thin so i gave her a second dippity doo, now it looks a bit thick ill just make sure i dont fry it too hot, this is science pls do not question my inteligence

>>8713163
what, ripping off its always sunny with milksteak?

>>8713261
why are you cooking that at 7am?

>>8713312
i was more trying to pretend that i was going to make a milksteak for the lols for the 10th time, you have utterly destroyed my joke wow thx

>>8713314
im hungry and i have a weird sleep schedule

Phone posting

>>8713377
Do you strain and reuse frying oil? Do you keep it in the refrigerator? I feel like I'd waste less oil if I weren't deathly afraid of botulism

>>8713444
this was the 4th(last) time i used that oil, i strain it and leave it in the pot, the temps you fry things at should eliminate the threat of botulism, from what i hear using it for diff meats effects the taste but i mainly fry chicken

>>8713444

I'm not OP, but yes, you can re-use frying oil many many times.

>>refrigerator
Nope, no need. Just leave it out.

>>botulism
Why are you afraid of that? Even if your oil was a 100% botulism culture the HEAT from FRYING TEMERATURES would kill all the bacteria and denature the toxin.

Every restaurant in the world re-uses frying oil; you're worried over nothing.

not gonna lie i oversalted the gravy but just scraped some off and it was alright

also chik fried steak is something fried that actually can be better if you let it get soggy, science m8

>>8713474
>>8713465
Thanks guys. I only fry once in a while (usually tonkatsu) but I felt wasteful. If I wasn't going to reuse the oil for a week+ is it still fine to store at room temp?

>>8713575
>If I wasn't going to reuse the oil for a week+ is it still fine to store at room temp?

Absolutely. I change the oil in my deep fryer about every 2-3 months and I've never had a problem with it going rancid from sitting out.

>>8713357
Are you by any chance an oil field worker?

>>8711473
What did you apply to the thighs? Are they au natural?

>>8711473
anon tell me your crispy skin secrets

>>8713822

I'm not OP, but I've cooked chicken thighs like that many times. That color comes purely from the smoke. OP might have seasoned them with something simple like salt and pepper, but there doesn't appear to be any sauce or anything on there. It's just basic indirect-heat grilling with some wood added for smoke. You can see the coals off to the side (instead of under the chicken), and the chunk of wood on top of the coals for the smoke.

>>8714393
Crispy skin is easy. Dry the skin, coat with a little oil. Apply heat.

The amount of heat is critical. Too much heat means that the skin will burn before all the fat renders out. Too little heat won't crisp.

>>8713163
Op provides dank throwback memes and cute cats - did anyone say King of ck?

>>8712669
>i bababooey'd them :^)
my nigga

>>8684432
Reposting from other kitty OC thread

Afriad I don't have any pics for it as it's already in the freezer, but I made a pretty good Catalan Fideos today. Braised pork cheeks browned with onion, lots of garlic and leeks, a heavy dose of smoked paprika, morcilla and pata negra. Add in some chopped beef tomatoes, then some pork/veal stock if you have it, if not chicken works too. Bring to boil, add in some trofie pasta, boil till cooked, serve. It was really tasty, the pork cheeks definitely made a huge difference as opposed to the relatively bland loin that I normally use.

Anyone else ever made Fideos? I'd like to hear other takes on the recipe.

>>8691238
I think you mean "open relationship"

>>8715459
Sad but true, just like this posters life. Still, if it helps, my sister has a 12-year relationship that only had one instance of cheating. It's not as big a deal as people make out. They're getting married next year, and will be as happy as pigs in shit.

Pork chops, grilled cheese and peas

>>8684432
I wouldn't care to sit at your dinner table.

>>8715599
looks good

Just made my first batch of pancakes ever, all from scratch. They're peanut butter with chocolate chips.
First ever, because I don't really like pancakes all that much. Then I got pretty stoned and basically challenged myself to see if I could even make them. Flips were rough but they turned out decent enough and they taste incredible. I've topped them with melted peanut butter and a touch of syrup. Best thing I've ever tasted, holy shit. Will have to make again later

>>8684432
keep your dirty mitts off the cat

>>8717078
I love pancakes. Try Martha Stewart's buttermilk pancake recipe. Cut it in half if you're only making them for yourself since it's a ton. But so worth it. Yours look nice too, maybe a little too doughy for me

>>8717078
would eat

>>8715599
What kind of peas are those?

>>8712990

>that snippet of rare Russki

>>8684432
The cat in that box next to the food is the exact reason I don't eat shit people make at home unless I know what their house looks like. Call me a snob but that gross. Think about the shitty pussy ammonia smelling litter that cat was walking in before on the counter.

was lazy

>>8684578
Fun fact: people that own pets, especially as a child, have much better immune systems due to exposure to feces from their pets.

>>8722277
I rolled around in shit all day as a kid.

I was ahead of the times, I never get the flu.

>>8720249
Frozen peas, the individual steamer portions that Birds Eye makes

>>8722284
I never got vaccinated or got the "flu."
I lol at people that take the shot and now they get it every year.

Let's just carry on the "you are genetically weak" meme since we get to damage the superiority complex of these fucking meatheads that were dumb enough to take the shot.

>>8722277
I can attest to this. I've had cats ever since I was a little kid, and I very rarely get sick.

need to use up some freezer meat and some other stuff in the fridge so nothing fancy will drop a few pics as i go

>>8713575
I probably change my oil less than necessary but my friend takes it all for a bio-deisel conversion hes working on for his truck

>>8713631
no sir, Ive considered it but i dont really like dying in the ocean

>>8715009
lol

>>8715011
:^) would have been more funny if it wasnt an AM radio show with 8 people listening

>>8715405
sounds p good m8

>>8715599
id fucks with it, I havent eaten peas in like 20 years i may grab some at aldi

>>8715645
>>8721351
ive cancelled your reservations thx for the heads up m80s

these look good id needs some milk or blue bell vanilla

>>8717134
i got 3 kitters that would strongly disagree

>>8721266
she wont eat human food but she likes to smell it and watch

>has science gone too far?

going for thick cut "steak fries" or probably what i imagine they are like at a chippy shop place for our britfriends

i added some red pepper flakes to these memes as well as a few other spices

>>8724822
looks promising

I always toss on some oo, salt, pepper, smoked paprika, and red pepper flakes on my sprouts and then I roast them until that get that nice crispy exterior

Just fucked up my mac n cheese. I didn't use enough cheese sauce, it's edible but not ideal. Normally I'd just mix in more but I put a layer of cheeto breadcrumbs on top and baked it. What do? Just dump more cheese on top?

>>8724856
id prabably add more sauce desu i like my mac creamy

>>8724827
i need to try roasting them still i always burn stuff in the oven tho\

after first fry imma chill em to keep em juicier

whip up some dipper for the fries

>>8724878
What concerned me was it making the cheeto crust soggy and I want to keep that layer intact so mixing it in isn't ideal

>>8724915
is a predicament maybe put some sauce on plate for dipping, i am a fan of dipping sauces

bretty good

>>8725060
I like the way you do sprouts.

Totally burned a batch in my oven by neglect

>>8717078
I want this inside me.

>>8684603
"I better say hes from reddit that will show him how cool i am"
Just kys

my god, look at all those kitties.

>>8725060
that's some high quality drunk cooking right there

I usually just end up burning some nachos or a frozen pizza when I attempt it

Shit is dank son

>>8707602
I don't think my cat is a tabby but is she still a cute??

>pls respond

>>8715011
So.. no to that low- NaCl diet or just a cheat day?

(Only looking out for you, man)

>>8727777
t h i c c

>>8715459
Yep. And the kind you'll never have, it would seem. ;)

>>8727804
She is not thicc!! Please take that back!

She is actually quite petite! I think she weighs about 8 lbs and is 2 yrs.

>>8727823
u wot m8
different person, but this kitter is thicker than a bowl of oatmeal
you could stick an upright spoon in the oatmeal and it wouldnt fall over

>>8721418
Started having raw carrots with my lunches cause Dr. said so. I'm really liking them. A lot better than Celery and Broccoli. Not sure why they seem tasty to me.

>>8728994
Carrots are delicious. Broccoli is too, but only when it's cooked. Celery is fucking useless outside of soup.

>>8727823
>>8727777
10/10 would cuddle for hours

post more cats

What's up wild cu/ck/s. We're making this pork chile verde thing from serious eats.

Here's the veg. Not pictured the garlic which I forgot but it made it in there.

Here's the pork butt. Boneless because I'm not about that life right now.

Chop all that up and throw it in the pressure cooker pot. Add some salt/cumin.

Turn that shit on high pressure for 30mins and now we wait.

Released the pressure and well that sure is some pressure cooked stuff.

Pull the meat out.

Blend all the peppers and juices with some cilantro and the tears of Kenji-sama. Or fishsauce whatever is easier to get.

Or don't if you are a genetic deficient type.

That looks a little more like something you should eat.

Or maybe not.

Throw the meat and the sauce back together and reduce it a little since it's a little too soupy.

And there we go. Fuck cutting some cilantro because the rest of the people who were going to eat decided to stop and eat something before getting here and not saying anything. That's fine it will probably be better in a day or so anyways.

Over all it was ok. If you take it as the face value of a quick to do recipe it was ok. I would make it a little spicier but was making it for some people who would have bitched about it.

I feel like you could get a lot more depth of flavor by roasting the chili first and possibly browning the pork. I like to do one by the numbers first just so have a base line for tweaking it.

dis looks gud as fug

Way to hijack OP's thread man

>>8731336
looks really dank m8, do yo eat it like soup or with chips or something? also curious of pressure cookers, can they be used to pressure can

>>8734147
m8 all OC is welcome here i encourage it

>>8728994
ya i needed something for my hummus carrots are good for dippins

>>8727777
:3

>>8725947
thx some nights are better than others lol

>>8725070
ya thats the reason i try to avoid the oven i forget about it in the heat of the moment

looks good but you gotta braise that pork, not just throw it in the pressure cooker, senpai.

Pork chops with red pepper sauce, rice, and brussel sprouts

>>8734366

There are stovetop ones you can do canning with. I don't know if any of the electric ones get up to high enough pressure or are big enough to do pressure canning. Grabbed the IP when it was on a pretty big sale at amazon. Pretty good at cranking out soups/stews/stock.

Serving suggestion was for tortillas, I just had a bowl of it like soup because it was pretty runny. Nothing some more reducing couldn't fix. Pretty good over rice/whatever too.

>>8734714
Yeah I think roasting the veg and browning meat would improve the flavor a lot but the stock recipe didn't call for it and I like to do it once by the numbers. I would also up the spice but that personal taste.

>>8734147
Thought it was the cook along thread.

>>8713571
>>8713483
Fucking A

>>8734792
I like your food but hate your plates. Fucking grandma shit.

>>8735106
Got them when I my mom moved to another state lol

>>8735206
>tfw your mom keeps buying you dish towels
>two dozen dish towels
>the latest set had bunnies on them

HOW DO I GET HER TO STOP

>>8735251
send some to me

can't ever have enough dish towels man

>>8735268
>can't ever have enough dish towels

These are exactly the words she used. She just keeps buying them. I have literally two dozen of them. That isn't an exaggeration. She's a madwoman.

I made parmesan potato roses and chicken tenders. It was a very delicious meal.

>>8684432
Got the steel reserve 40 ozer over here. I will join you in this thread throughout the night. Just munching on olives, bread and summer sausage tho.

might cook soon

>my cats is all strung out on lazer pointers

potato

aspergasaurus

was peepin the 'sparagus thread pretty hard earlier so imma give roasting it a try

>>8736461
>>8736467
Is this live, or are you seriously cooking and drinking at 5 in the morning on a Monday?

>>8736222

Holy crap, the Doc's grown quick.

>>8736481
yes m8 but to put it into perspective this is my dinner time i woke up at like 430pm pls no bully, if you see me on here cooking at normie hours then u should be worried lol

>>8736483
yeah she has been kicking pattis ass all over the apt(patti secretly loves it)

>1st fry

ok making burger

so i collect st arnolds icon series beers, houstonfags will know, anyways i expected to hate this one cuz im not huge on IPAs but tbqh it aint bad at all, not like fruit scented dish soap like i expected

going to make a few sliders because my bread situation is not burger-friendly, these sliders may be like a normal sized burger to some but im not here to play games

ok stuck the aspergers in the oven, trying to saute up some onions, heating pan for burgers ITS GO TIME

>>8736531
>my bread situation is not burger-friendly
with flour, salt and instant yeast you are never more than 1h away from bread.

>>8736634
i thought about it but meh im lazy

was good, watchin my stories

You should get a snapchat and post all this and more on your story. I can imagine it would be a lot quicker.

>>8736655
looks good man

>>8727804
u ain't seen thicc.

>>8736721
cutey

>>8736721
My man, our pussies look the same!

cute kots and good food, subscribed

>>8736655
I admire your dedication

If I lived near a whataburger, I'd never have the fortitude cook my own burger at 5 am

>>8736688
i am not hip with the kiddos m8 i dont social media, anonymous image board is more my style

>>8736701
thx m80

>>8736721
how can i grow my cats like this looks comfy af

>>8738945
:3

>>8741013
thx buddy, some nights i am less motivated than others, whataburger def comes in handy sometimes, also 24 hour shipleys donuts lol


https://youtu.be/Z02u21kCSUg
>/ck/ than a muthafucka

making salsa lads, gonna can a few jars for science

should be a spicy cunt

i put all the stuff under the broiler, probably could of got a nice pic but no

blended it up with some cilantro, salt, little lime

this kills the botulism

Cooling

>>8742794
looks good

cat agrees

sweat some onions and apples with butter and brown sugar, deglaze with some blonde beer i had in the fridge. gonna go with pork

i have no idea what's going on with my picture orientations rn

searing the pork chop (berkshire)

all together with some garlic mashed potatoes I made a few days ago. Pork chop was exceedingly tender. Also spoilers it was sous vide with some garlic and sage

>>8691369

>5 years now

gonna pop some ribs in the oven

>>8743044
That looks like a

Straya Cat.

put this in the oven and playin vidya

time to sauce em

>>8745553

Ima like what you do OP...but way to many brussel sprouts...I hate brussel sprouts desu...

>>8745222
Caaarlloooss...

Penne Pasta with Hot Italian Turkey Sausage and Broccoli in Alfredo Sauce.

This was the first time I tried doing this and I think it turned out well.

>>8697065
*voila

>>8745596
You must be new here friendo... OP is the b.sprout king

>>8751801
Sprouts are great, but only if you don't fuck them up. It's pretty easy to fuck up sprouts, and I think that's why so many people hate them. The secret to cooking them is BACON GREASE.