/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>be from another country other than America
>be obsessed with Americans

>>8638191
>be american
>be hopelessly and cripplingly obese

>be american
>actually in shape

>>8638181

>gushed air bursts from my nostrils heartily

>>8638218
europe invented obesity, america has mastered it

>be European
>food snobbery is all you have left in the 21st century

>>8638260
Most of that shit is haram anyway.

>>8638223

Hourly

Yuropoor

Obsession

Thread

>>8638181
what?

i legitimately don't understand your shitpost.

>be American
>have to drive to Wal-Mart for my morning shit

>>8638181
>be american
>rule the world

>be european
>get cucked by Mohammad and jamal

as soon as you start eating a big mac the middle starts slipping out the back. we made need some toothpicks our metal staples.

>>8638417
>be American
>plane flies into office window

>be australian
>drinky from winky

LIKE LITERALLY WTF LMAO

>>8638391
>american education

>>8638181
>be American
>just got back from Wal-Mart for my daily shart
>putting on sneakers before I go to bed
>get hit by stray bullet from nearby mass shooting
>paramedics don't take me to hospital because I forgot to tip
>just needed some stitches and antibiotics
>hospital bill $700,000

>>8638469
Do australians really do this?

>>8638517
>die after waiting for 10 hours in an ambulance as the road was blocked by protesters
>family has to pay $700,000 hospital bill

>>8638181
>>have to wake up at 5:30 microwave time to butter my vegetables

>>8638469
Literally sub-human trash

>>8638517
Kek

>>8638240
You can trace an obese ass of the divine mother back to Africa, my blood

>be Canadian
>have to be home by 8pm to prep my wife's bull

>>8638609
Hey! it's my wife's dog, get your facts right eh.

>>8638240
America seems to master everything europe does

>>8638391
OP was on reddit yesterday and found this post

>>8638449

2001 called, it want's it's meme back.

>>8638181
>time to butter my vegetables

Yes having butter with vegetables causes your body to adsorb the nutrients more effectively, I am not even joking look it up euro faggot.

Does Rum have more calories than other Liquor? It's made out of sugar.

>>8639606
Europe is better at being a cuck and allowing refugees to run wild

>>8639632

>>8639632

since you know how to get there take OP with you

>>8640032
I moderate /r/4chan, it is entirely reasonable that I browse both sites

You can eat a dick with your elitism

>>8640036

>>8640036

>>8640036
It's really not. Please go, know that even average users like myself don't want you here.

>>8640045
>>8640047
>>8640052
make me you fags :^)

>>8639996
America is better at being cuck and allowing Jews to run wild

Microwave time kek

>>8639644
Ewww don't say stuff like that

I have never had a well-done steak. Is it worth trying at least once?

>>8640036
Faggot

>not glazing your veggies in butter and the veggies essence

>>8640036
literally killyourself

>>8640983
do you like pot roast? then maybe

>>8640718
If the trade-off is between Jews and Arabs, I'll take Jews any day.

>>8640036
I couldn't stress this enough, but you really need to fucking kill yourself you fucking faggot redditor scum holy shit

>>8639652
Two walnut halves is all you need, limp dick.

>>8639652
I think you have enough nutrients already, tubby

>>8641688
Ackchyually...

The average estadounidense is deficient in seven nutrients. Fat people can be starving for nutrients while at an energy surplus, because the foods they eat are so nutrient poor.