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8608538 No.8608538 [Reply] [Original]

>got a 3 page original recipe to write and cook by tomorrow
>haven't even started it yet

How fucked am I?

>> No.8608545

Ez.
1. Ramen with green onions

2. Ramen au poivre

3. Ramen à l'ail.

4. Ramen à l'eau distillé.

Etc..

>> No.8608548

>>8608545
Appreciate it but how do I get three (3) pages out of that??

>> No.8608553

>>8608548
Use larger font

Or lots of ingredients that need their own preparation and cool time.

>> No.8608564

>>8608548
You write a story on it.
Dont go :

-1 ramen
-2 Green onions

Cut, add, boil, et voilà.

Add more substance to your written recipe:

First off, unleash the delicious pack of noodles from his oppresive package. Gently tenderize the noodle and enable a relationship between you and the ramen....
Etc..

Add some "TIPS" bubble on the side for each recipe and you are done.

>> No.8608568

>>8608564
>S.J.W. the gourmet chef

>> No.8608574
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8608574

Lmao who grades you by the length of the recipe that's so dumb. Like wtf. I don't think I've ever even see anything longer than a two pager recipe in my life. What kind of concotion requires three pages?

>> No.8608579

>>8608574
Well I suppose one page could be a sensory analysis

>> No.8608593

>have to slice a zucchini
>it's due on tuesday
>haven't even started

help

>> No.8608595

>300 word meme due in yesterday
>didn't even download pepe yet

fuck

>> No.8608615
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8608615

>>8608595
Fuck off

>> No.8608617

>>8608593
>>8608595
I know how you feel anons, it's fucking stressful

>> No.8608623

>haiku due monday
>haven't even started yet
I'm so fucking screwed

>> No.8608625

>>8608623
neat

>> No.8608628

>>8608623
Real original buddy

>> No.8608629

>>8608538
Try basing it on feminist cooking Wich is a new developing cuisine. Remember to treat your kitchen as a safe space
https://thefeministkitchen.com/the-feminist-kitchen-manifesto/

>> No.8608633

>>8608564
>his

KYS

>> No.8608639

>>8608629
>feminists putting women back in the kitchen
>NO BOYS ALLOWED!
>women now cooking for liberty and a show of strength
>making their husbands and boyfriends sit down 3 times a day
>to experience the fruits of this new women's movement
>cooking and serving topless to trigger the patriarchy

T-thank you feminism!