/ck/ - Food & Cooking

srry m8s i am cleaning kitchen i get easily side tracked

going to dance-clean these dishes while i sip on what I am forced to believe is the Best lager to come out of Milwaukee since 1895

>>8572200

All good OP, give us more food and kitners

Are you a big guy, OP? I wager you consume over 4000 calories a day.

>>8572260
Im not tiny by far, not obese though, i have a laborious job and i would rather have some extra calories in my reservoir, but i will admit Im about to kick up my cardio a bit, cycling and maybe get into some jazzercise:) and some days I eat under 2500 cal while days like yesterday I eat like 4000+

pic related got me all hot and bothered earlier, i forced myself to keep walking cuz I literally cant not eat a whole box of cereal at once

>>8572246

Doc's looking pretty healthy.

ok was gonna do like some carnitas or something but got sidetracked so imma make a chicken fried steak, then imma retire it for a while

gonna be cutting all kinds of corners and see how good it is, starting with pre tenderized cube steaks

while i was cleaning i had that cube steak just chillin out in some buttermilk, now for the dredge im gonna cut another corner by doing some "shake n bake" type shit, saves dishes and clean up, imma shake the stuffing out this fella to get it super coated

gonna let this thing sit and give it time to relax

cant rush this ok

I'm just here for the cat. Is adorable. Is it a he or a she?

Oh I know let's just not resize needlessly fuckhuge images of inane bullshit and upload fifty of them in an attempt to be like a shitty youtube celebrity

>>8572584
You take your shit elsewhere, how dare you insult Patty and sweet OC on this board full of fast food and shit threads.

As always OP, doin Gods work.

>>8572548
:) patti is a she i only have girl cats so as to not cause problems

>>8572584
m8 i could already be a shitty youtube celeb and you wouldnt know because apparently u cant even load a 2mb image

this is me cutting more corners, instant gravy and taters, im subbing buttermilk for some water in the gravy and adding salt and pepper to taste

>>8572596
thx m8, honestly the "image size haters" are an original /ck/ meme we should embrace it, just never comply

fried up some b\chopped bacon, when it got crisp i threw half in the gravy and then tossed in spinac and just got it lightly wilted, salt pepper yada yada

>>8572584
the size is perfect for watching it on preview. fuck you.

>2.1MB images

dropped

>>8572584
Y u mad tho?

>>8572626
Don't tell me you're Keemstar

>>8572626
How old is Patti? How many cats do you have?
>>8572731
Looks good man. Well done.

>>8572584
This. I'll check back when OP is tech savvy.

>>8572200
M8, you have to have that cat see a vet.

No self entitled cat should be as smug as yours is. She could be a sociopath

>>8572200
S M U G

>>8572946
please don't

>>8572200
and Patti was smug and thus was nicknamed smug cat.

>>8572584
>>8572685
>>8572946
is this how you detect the phonefag?

yes helo friends
it is I who cooked the pork cutlet with sweet and sour peppers from last thread
today I bring you for brunch, spicy mexican eggs

>>8574474
that looks good as shit, basically a huevos rancheros casserole?

>10 bucks for all that meat
god dayum

>>8574503
yeah kinda
basically what you do is
fry some chorizo mince, take it off the heat, drain all the fat from it
then fry a diced red onion, 2 finely sliced garlic cloves and a sliced jalapeno
then sprinkle cumin seeds over it
add the mince back in
add a tin of diced tomato and simmer for a bit
then add a tin of black beans and cook for a little bit again, season it to taste
then grease your baking dish, line it with half tortillas around the outside and full ones down the bottom
add the shit you just cooked up
then create 6 little wells in the sauce/mince thingo with an egg, then crack an egg into each
grate cheese over top, sprinkle chilli flakes, season again
add to oven about 180 degrees celsius for around 10 mins or until eggs are cooked
when done garnish with corriander

>>8574399
It's how you detect a poorfag.

Hey OP, is it just me, or does Spring Bock taste different this year?

My dinner tonight.
Around 750 calories.

>Buttered, Toasted Buns
>Steamed, Beef Patty
>Tillamook Cheddar Cheese
>Green Leaf Lettuce
>Red Tomato
>Red Onion
>Ketchup and Mustard
>Baked White Potato Fries

>>8572200
I really like your threads and I hope all is well for you and your cat.

>>8572731
>>8572734
How the fuck long has it been since I've had a chicken fried steak w/ gravy? Fuck, OP. Thank you. Tomorrow is the day. Carpe Diem.

Cuban sandwiches

so from a previous thread about a month ago i started fermenting some peppers for hot sauce, gonna give one a shot

this may not be right, they smell very weird, i dont think they spoiled but it doesnt smell very appetizing lol

>>8576002
Famous last words, OP

ok this may be garbage, its spicy but the smell is not appetizing and the taste isnt great

was gonna do something tonight with it but scrapping that idea

>>8576012
well i tried a bit so well see, i think maybe i just didnt pick a good mix of peppers, between the habenarro and garlic it just smells like spicy feet, gonna throw it out cant win em all

>>8576028
>spicy feet
Sterilize the jars better for next batch.

>>8576048
they were new and i boiled them first

on further investigation Im pretty sure i have slightly poisoned myself:(

>>8576050
You'll probably be fine, the feet smell most likely from brevibacterium, which you'll find all over your skin and is responsible for among other things, certain stinky cheeses.

>>8576050
How much of it did you eat? I wouldn't be surprised if you end up having crazy diarrhea

>>8576063
shouldnt take long to figure out if its poisoned, i do feel a bit weird but i barely had any maybe ill be ok lol

gonna make some wings cuz im lazy and take a few dabs to try and cover this gross smell that has overwhelmed my entire apt

>>8572754
lol no

>>8572923
thx m8, patti is probably like 4-5 years old, she found me when she was already a young adult she was a dumpster kitty, took like 3 months for the garbage farts to stop, Patti Mayonaise the queen of parkin lot pimpin, I have 3 cats total which is def 1 cat too many but im deep in the game now no turnin back

>>8572946
m8 my tech is so savvy it can load images lol

>>8573042
bro i took her to the vet and he was like that cat is sick as shit dawg then she did a kick flip on the way out

>>8573077
>>8574157
:)

>>8574474
that looks dank

>>8574515
HEB m8 gotta get those combos locos

>>8574597
I didnt have it last year so not sure, I think its pretty decent

>>8575241
looks good, i never steamed a burger patty might need to try that

>>8575263
thx m80 we chillin

>>8575316
they are good as fuck but i am gonna try to take a break i had like 10 in the last month lol

>>8575341
looks good do you actually find the cuban bread?

>>8576058
i havent thrown it out yet but i think im gonna, its like $3 in ingredients ill try again with a better recipe later

>>8572584
this desu
i live in europe, and 4chan has the shittiest servers known to man when it comes to uploading and downloading images. it takes like 10 seconds to load these fucking images each. I don't need 5400x3037, I just need 1920x1080. My screen can only handle that size anyways, there's literally no point to upscaling.

>>8576198
>i havent thrown it out yet but i think im gonna
Throw it out, next time use gloves or something.

1st fry

>>8572200
>>8572246
>cat on counter
>cat on the COUNTER
>WHERE FOOD
>IS
>PREPARED
>having a cat full stop
>being a manlet

>>8576273
>dislikes cats
>on 4chins
>has a reaction folder
wow i am so triggered right now m8

protip: when you are eating wings everything else is now finger food too.

>>8576273
>shitposting an anon that actually contributes
welcome new friend, now fuck off

>>8576295
>>8576315
>>8576390
>Transparent Samefagging

Shutup you manlet.

>>8576406
OK

>>8576413
>I know how to work paint

Just go manlet.

>>8576424
>manlet
>outside of /fit/
>also literally less than 3 minutes to crop and shop a picture perfectly, change the title and post it after solving the captcha

yeah you can Constanza all you want that's not gonna change the truth about your shitposting dude

i am going to offer up this incredibly rare throwback patti from when i first found her in hopes you guys will stop arguing about george costanza

FUCKING TORNADOS

>>8576468
She was less than a year there. I'd say 7-9 months tops.

>>8576468
I love Patti. why did you name her that? and did she just show up at your door or what?

>>8576468
R A R E
A
R
E

>>8576676
>>8576698
>>8576781
>>8576949
This samefagging has to stop. stop bumping your own shitty thread and posting your shitty looking trash cat that belongs in the trash along with you and anything you prepare

KYS.

>>8576951
Oh look, it's the guy who came with a general thread much later than these threads and claims it all is OP samefagging.

>>8576273
>>8576406
>>8576951
How new are you to /ck/?

>>8576954
>>8576967
Thats not me, feel free to kys anytime samescum.

If there's a mod present, enable id's for this thread for a bit so this retard can go kill himself.

>>8576951
ummmm, that was my first post. and this dude posts good stuff. ACTUAL cooking. go back to your mcchicken thread.

>>8576974
please. please do this.

>>8576698
alright :)

>>8576781
Patti Mayonaise was they girl on the 90s cartoon Doug, she found me when i was taking out the trash and then followed me being cute

try not to feed the trolls yall they have short attention spans

>>8572584
>>8572584
kill yourself you autistic faggot

>>8576295

How is that cat so fucking photogenic?

>>8577951
Mackerel tabbies are natural born lens sluts.

>>8574540
idiot, gookmoot downgraded the servers because of muh bandwidth. The site should auto-resize images on most boards but I honestly don't even know if there are devs still around to do that

Patti is probably born around new years of 2013 looking at the pictures. So yeah 4 years old this winter, also you took good care of her

>>8576468
cute

>>8577995
images take less than half a second to load for me. and I literally have poorfag $30/month internet

k yous fellers imma make some quick nuggers and like a can of beans or corn or something and watch my stories

waiting on chicken tit to finish thawing, doing everything in this little space and doing it shake n fry method to cut down on mess cuz i got company in the mornin and i already cleaned up ya heard

shit was still partially frozen but cut it into nuggers and ill let it finish thawing in this buttamalk concoction, threw some leftover peppercini juice in too

>>8572517
>LOW FAT buttermilk

What is the point of it being lowfat? It's fucking buttermilk.

>>8579464
I have never seen a non low fat version, this stuff is pretty thick tho so it works

>>8579492
Been a while since I bought Buttermilk but really? Interesting. I wonder what "non low fat" buttermilk is like. Probably solid

>>8576199
It is not our problem if you are poor.

>>8576676
lol tornaders are good sleeping weather tho m8

>>8576974
desu m8 in all honesty i have like 4 devices i post from there will always be a chance I am everybody in these threads;^)

>>8577951
she gets a lot of beauty rest m8

>>8578055
thx m8 i dont believe in celebrating birthdays but i will remember that for vet stuff

>>8579589
ya m80 it would be like sour cream

was good k bye

>>8575241
dat cheese doe

>>8576974
no

>>8572200
Where in the midwest are you?

>>8581331
OP is in Houston

>>8576424
How new are you

Got pho with bae then going to see the band Fang

Rosco and anon wish y'all well hope all is good

>keep trying to do chef john's recipes
>keep failing them

At least I'm learning what doesn't work, I guess.

>>8582729
Keep trying anon! Give his earlier recipes a go if you're stuck, they're easier than the newer ones.

>>8582729
his nashville hot chicken and steak pauline are p good NEVER GIVE UP ANON

>>8582521
is that sake?


so played hookie from work and went to my friends, and we found a bargain bin of beer at heb, the gingerbread stouts are dank, but the $1.50 6 pack may be a new record for me

>>8583370
>$1.50 6 pack
You sure that's not a "Beer product"?

T o x o p l a s m o s i s

>>8583378
m8 i assure you it is the finest beer product with 6% abv that you can get for 25cents a can

>>8583386
wow m8 i wouldnt want to play scrabble with you!

so me and my buddy wanted to make food that is easy and he never had something as exotic as bangers and mash

snausages

my friend was very impressed

Hello friends
I made this to freeze in portions instead of buying ready meals

Wa la

>>8583393
Ye sir it's sake

Wouldn't go to an Asian restaurant and not get sake/soju I would hope you'd do the same
I am drunk, bae is absolutely out and Rosco is just chillin watching tv

As always we hope all is well

>>8583447
cheers m8 bout to make a sandwich and watch some deadwood, only time i had sake was like 10 years ago at pf changs, tasted like warm lantern fuel but imma pleb

>>8583459
comfy patti
she needs a blanket

>>8583486
she has a built in blubber blankie

>>8583488
Oh god, I've had frio before and it's a solid 1/10. One of the worst, but I guess it's basically free.

>>8572278
How did I not know they made Girl Scout cookie cereal

How am I not diabetic yet

Making stew for the first time with new crock pot, hope I don't fuck it up

Celery
Green pepper
Red pepper
Sweet potatoes
Onion
Bay leaf
Pork sirloin roast
Carrots
Tomato
Jim beam for luck

On low for 4 hrs, how do you guys think it'll turn out?

Hope all is well

>>8584734
You got any worster sauce? Add a dash of it in there.

>>8584734
Did you put any liquid in there, like beef stock?

I'm imagining the hilarious unlikelihood that you've poured 4 cups of whiskey in there.

>>8584738
No :(

>>8584789
I put some EVOO, water and Jimmy Beam in there. Might add a liiiiiiiiittle teriyaki sauce or Italian dressing?

>>8584878
How much water?

Looks like a lot of ingredients, and virtual no moisture.

Your liquids should pretty much cover your ingredients in a stew.

>>8584893
It's filled up to the top, might even have too much shit in there tbqh:/ oh well guess we will find out!

>>8584963
Oh, okay, I was just going by your only image.

It ought to turn out alright. Maybe even throw some rosemary and thyme in there if you have it; goes well with beef.

By the way, you should go fro 6-8 hours on low, if I recall correctly.

>>8584982
It's pork but I'll toss that in, I think I have some thyme. Yeah I figured I'll check it after 4hrs and probably just keep it stewing til a late dinner time, probably before I leave to a little shindig

I'll let you know how it tastes, spending the day making stew hungover with Rosco is pretty comfy

Making some dank spaghetti tonight.

Getting started early on the sauce.

Now we wait for a few hours

>>8585238
"Feed me fgt"

>>8583408
I would like it if it didnt have gravy
I dislike gravy

>>8585309
>I dislike gravy

I'm not even sure how that's possible.

>>8585313

You aren't supposed to use that rubberband thingie while cooking. It's strictly for transport.

It will build up pressure as the air inside expands due to the heat.

>>8585443
That's why there is a hole in it.


If it was for transport it would attach to the bowl, Not the handles of the entire container.

Even if it is, by some shit design made for transport. I use it for cooking to seal the edges of the lid

>>8585459

The edges don't require a seal, you imbecile.

Read the fucking instructions. They will tell you specifically to NOT use the band while cooking.

>>8585513
That must be why they put this seal on it, So it doesn't seal.

I can't believe I never put two and two together

>>8585575
>>8585313
Why are you using a shrapnel bomb to cook chili?

>>8585605
Your thinking of a pressure cooker.

Do people really think spaghetti sauce can cause a crock pot to explode..

>>8585619
Anything that will form enough pressure to cause that lid to knock up will stress the glass enough to possible make that thing a bomb if you hold it down with bands.

>>8585630
Do you not see the giant hole in the lid lol

>>8585634
You know what else has a hole in the top?
My rice cooker.
You know what my ricer cooker does?
It bubbles past the seals on the lid because that hole doesnt relieve enough pressure fast enough.
You know what happens when you trap, and thus indefinitely build, pressure behind a glass lid?
It explodes.

>>8585209
I've heard weeaboos say that you don't use msg with tomato based things because tomato is "umami" or whatever and it doesn't work how it's supposed to

picture is my chinese food from the weekend

wish they did the buffet on sat cause it's definitely worth it compared to the price of a lunch with some added on items

>>8585645
that with these and a big of crispy noodle was like 8 soemething compared to 9 something for all you can eat

not from the same place but very similar prices though

>>8585640
My crock pot is not going to explode. I appreciate your concern with my wellbeing though

>>8585645
I was under the impression that was just pre-made sauces, But I could be wrong.

>>8585656
then went over to bigy and got some donuts for dessert

>>8585658
not sure exactly cause it was just something I read in an MSG thread iirc

so today I hadd a bunch of stuff in the freezer to use up and made this kinda mix thing

mixed rice steamable bag thing, peas, cauliflower, shrimps, garlic, onion powder, smoked paprika, red chili flakes, red chili olive oil & some no salt seasoining

was pretty good considering all the sodium was pretty much in the shrimps

>>8585672
oh and a bunch of parsley too

>>8572584
>>8572685
>>8572946
>>8576199
>>8576406
>>8576424
>>8576951

Fuck you and your dead mothers in their collective asses.

Dry.

Carry on OP, I love your threads, your images are awesome, they take less than a second to load and anyone who doesn't love you and your cats is a Drumpf gargling faggot.

>>8585645
>>8585658
>>8585660
MSG is naturally occurring in a variety of foods, tomato is one of them, just means you already get that umami component naturally rather than having to add any.
its not a big no no, just kind of unnecessary

>>8585677
please leave politics out of comfy threads

>>8585988
Good comment. Let's just drop this /pol/ shit from every aspect of our lives. Surprisingly, we might get better then. I'm so fucking sick of getting together with people IRL and hearing nothing but /pol/. When will this shit stop?

>>8585988
Sorry mane. I just hate when somebody hassles OP and his awesome kittehs.

It was the worst insult I come come up with on short notice. I will try to do better in the future.

>>8586018
It will stop in 4 years. Or sooner if we are lucky. Or very unlucky.

>>8572200
stop drinking beer

>>8586102
no u

>>8585309
i hope u is havin a giggle m8

>>8585238
that cat looks dead serious

>>8583677
yes i will not pass up a 25 cent beer

>>8584703
ya m8 im pretty sure science has gone too far

>>8584878
Absolutely love that dog toy!

been doing pc repairs all night so treated myself for being such a good boy

Making bibimbap tonight. Veggies are seasoned and meat is marinated, waiting for my co-diner to arrive before I start cooking the meat and heating the dolsot.

>>8587684
And the finished (ish, needed mixing to cook the egg) product. Fucking delicious.

>>8588191
Bitchin' bowl. Is it some kind of stone?

>>8588283
Yeah, bibimbap is usually served in stoneware heated pretty damn hot.

Kinda how texmex places serve fajitas on cast iron, except the stone stays hot longer.

>>8588283
Yup! Made out of granite. If you pour a little sesame oil on the bottom before packing your rice in, you get a layer of crispy fried rice at the bottom of the bowl and it's fucking peng

>>8587287
>been doing pc repairs all night
I know that feel

feels good when you boot up for the first time and everything went as planned

I was doing backups today so got myself some chinese buffet go go

>>8589004
definitely a better value to sit an eat in for like 1 dollar more cause I could have eaten 2 of these plus another soup & egg roll

also I need to get some of those strips or whatver to check if this soup is chinese pee or not

>>8587287
a guilty pleasure, im ashamed myself.

unrelated, but a day of denture repairs for me. have shitty hot dogs and now 101. tomorrow will be better right?

>>8589004
>>8589014
m8, this isn't healthy

Odd request, but can you zip all of the images you've taken of this chinese food you've posted over the past year or so?

I need it for reasons.

>>8589036
>denture repairs
I know we have some old fucks on /ck/, but I have to know how old you are.

>>8589036
>tomorrow will be better right?
I always have hope

>>8589036
>shitty hot dogs
back when I was low sodium I'd cook those in baked beans to make them good

>>8589050
I'll do it later cause drinking and listening to pink floyd now

>>8589052
ck prolly has the most mature people on the whole site next to /out/ and /k/

don't forget how old this site is and how people stay here

btw I tried this chocolate bar today and was alright but not something Id eat over rice krispy chocolate - shout out to that funny voice youtube cooking guy (I notice he shops trader joes)

>>8589052
cooking was a mistake hobby, my dad now expects me to fucking make him overcooked steak like im going to bring that cow back to life

btw im 25, denture repairs in a dental lab. its nice, i like the work.

>>8589071
it does the job, but damn im sick of childhood foods like that. i still love the tendies tho and some blue cheese (plz dont crucify me)

>>8589076
>btw im 25, denture repairs in a dental lab. its nice, i like the work.
Oh shit, thought you meant YOU had dentures.

>>8589071
>I'll do it later cause drinking and listening to pink floyd now
Same, except rishloo. Thanks.

>that funny voice youtube cooking guy
Chef John from Food Wishes?

>>8589083
lol no i do denture repairs. odd job but it is soothing once you get comfortable handling such a fragile job

but i do know like 2 20s year olds that have dentures. fuckers been sucking on mountain doo and neglecting cleaning all their life. i know one guy that sucked on lemons for health benefits and now their teeth are gone. pro tip, floss at least weekly. its more important to floss than brush to be honest. you wont regret it

>>8589092
>its more important to floss than brush to be honest
Well, shit.

I've got shit dental habits, but I at least brush daily. Haven't flossed in quite some time.

I think my molars in the back are eroding. I feel like there's a gap next to my gum that I can slide my fingernail under.

I'm starting to get pretty damn good pay. Can't I pay someone a fuckton of money to get perfect fake teeth that are no-fuss?

>>8589096
you want to avoid a denture or flipper at all cost. keeping your real teeth is important. consult your dentist, but you might need a crown. implants are good if you have one tooth thats dead basically. a denture is a hassle you dont want, believe me

I posted this in another thread but I doubt it will get as much exposure.

I harvested an unexpectedly large amount of turmeric and I have no idea what to do with it. The only thing I can think of is pickling it.

Any recommendations?

>>8589169
That...looks like insect grubs.

In any case, I'd say you ought to grind it down, put it in little cheap glass containers, and give it to co-workers/friends.

>>8589186
I agree they look like little alien larva, its... unsettling.

Yeah giving it to friends is one idea but I still want to make something good and interesting besides 1000 pots of curry.

>>8589083
>Chef John from Food Wishes?
nah this guy https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7WGJaFcNUo718JUoTe2Rmw/videos

any suggestion on an filehost? I tried some and they were fucking me

>>8589186
>That...looks like insect grubs.

lol was just going to say this

thay had some ad for tumeric the other day saying it prevented cancer and did all this ohter stuff but never said how to use it

>>8589227
I think you harvest some roaches, anon

>>8589143
>have thousands of dollars of dental work performed that no insurance will cover.

Makes sense, pirate.

>>8572200
>HEB
>Hill Country Fare

Confirmed for central Texas. HEB should be the bar for every grocer in the first world. Somehow, it is not.

I'm making pasta and sauce, if this is still a cooking thread.
Will post results here as OC cooking threads disappear within hours this time of night.

>>8589975

>>8589336
HEB is just fine for what it is. They make an attempt to source things closer than average markets, if you consider the alternative Kroger, Randall's what have you. There is always a store like it no matter where in the world you are, but i would agree that HEB does it good in that their supply chain management is fantastic. They have been making a solid attempt at getting all of their shit from local as possible.

Fiesta is much better for fruits and veggies, at the right spots.

>>8589304
why would no insurance cover it? dental insurance is more like a dental trust fund. you have a limit per year. figure shit out

>>8585677
>Drumpf gargling faggot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eR04x5XXAwQ

>>8590413

>Perfection juxtaposed with at best a necessary evil

breakfast is for normies, lets make shrimp paaaaasssta and have a cervesa or 2

>>8590780
for the record i was gonna post this cook along but i winged it, the whole thing was atrocious, i ate the shrimp and threw the rest away and made a sandwich

cant win em all i need to stick to recipes

>>8590780
>>8591076
What was wrong with it?

I'm assuming you didn't use the jelly spearmint candy and cat food as ingredients.

What was the actual ingredients list?

>>8591097
alright m8 u want the nitty gritty eh

i read a simple recipe and started thinkin oh im the shit m8 ill just make it better

i was a fool

it was like butter garlic, add flour make a roux add cream spices etc, was wack af, i goofed the sauce and even didnt cook the pasta enough because i didnt want to overcook it

if id have known it be like it is id have gone to mcDs and got a few deliicious spicy mcchikins

>>8591076
That's how I feel about my stew lad

I have to add heaps of BBQ sauce and make pulled pork for it to have any flavor

Live to cook another day. This pic of Rosco should cheer you up though

>>8585640
Take a physics class holy shit.

>>8591175
Man, I made flapjacks today and they just crumbled apart.

>>8591244
Oh yeah? Well, I tried to reheat some food with egg in it and forgot about it so now the house smells like sulfur.

>>8591244
M8 now u can use those crumbly flapjacks with some cut up bacon put em in a bowl drizzle some Canadian diesel on there and enjoy with a tall Labbatts/Molson/Moosehead

The only time you really fuck up is when the food is gonna kill ya

>>8591244
Take this chance to become an expert on sulfur and it's compounds

Hope all is well

>>8591244
kaiserschmarrn

>>8576273
i agree with you
cats are fucking disgusting creatures and these lame ass reddit tier circle jerk threads always make me want to throw up

>>8591301
Gesundheit

>>8591655
show me on the doll where the kitter touched you, anon. its going to be ok.

>>8591711
LOL!!!

UPBOAT xd

>>8591655
>food and cooking board
>gets mad when people talk about food among other topics.
Just hide the thread faggot.

>>8591737
no one is mad

just pointing out that's it's disgusting and unsanitary to have a dirty cat sleeping on your food prep surface

>>8591755
Its ok to admit your angry,anon. Just because you're a bitter person you don't need to drag down those around you.

>>8591806
>not wanting cat turds, greasy fur and toxoplasma in your food is bitter and angry
>catfags actually believe this
you guys are gross

>>8591818
Why does it upset you so much to see other people enjoy themselves? Do you throw yourself into fits of rage when you see people laughing in public? Maybe you should talk to a professional.

>>8591831
why are you so triggered in defense of your dirty habits?

>>8591888
I'm enjoying myself in a wholesome thread, anon, I'm not the one making raging accusations because of pic related. I hope you find happiness someday, I'll pray for you.

>>8591818
Faggot

>>8591755
I bet you wear gloves when you cook.

You gotta eat a peck of dirt before you die.

>>8572731
I need the recipe for that gravy

>>8591818
>>8591888
Some ppl know how to clean and have immune systems m8 no need to be upset that 4chan is a place for cats and has been since day one

>>8576295
I like cats and grew up with at least a dozen over the years, but we didn't let them walk on the counter or kitchen table.

Their feet are covered in shit from the litter box, that's a fact.

>>8593022
'OP' always places little patti fatty on something else (towel, shoe box, engine block... etcetera) on top of the counter to keep things kleem you guys can stop whining he is keeping his kitchen space perfectly sanitary for his drunk escapades pls shut up about it now k thnx.

I blarted

Hope all is well

>>8593570
>that tattoo
Would devour that food, though.

>>8593078
>there's shit on my counter top but it's on a towel so it's perfectly sanitary

lmaoing at all the disgusting cat cucks itt

Hillbilly mimosas

OJ
Miller High Life
Bad decisions

Hope all is well

>>8595232
why

>>8582729
Don't try to pretend like you're failing cutely

>>8594361
We get it you don't like cats on your countertops -- however you can do all of us and yourself a huge favor and kindly hide this thread if it is so triggersome to you because quite frankly you're the only one that really cares...

>>8595327
Apparently he likes sugary cheap beer? I don't get it either.

>>8595376
He's right, though.

>>8595391
But it doesn't matter, though.

>>8591153
I've been there. All too often.

>>8595327
>>8595384
It's fun :(

>this thread

>>8595604
seems like a bad case of heartburn desu senpai

>>8595631
And why not? Someone showing original cooking on /ck/? That's going to provoke thefastfood faggots as well as others.

>>8595676
why do all the samefags itt like pretend this is the only oc on /ck/?

>>8595643
It actually isn't bad at all lad, give it a shot next time you wanna have brunch and get some high life

I don't know if I would try it with other beers, I just go with MHL bc "champagne of beers"

>>8595631
You can't be mad when you've got a cat on your lap. I highly recommend it.

>>8595819
Would grab pussy

>>8576468
i can work with this OP.

>>8572200
is that the smuggest patti has ever been?

>>8595819
>You can't be mad when you've got a cat on your lap. I highly recommend it.
This.

>>8595391
ok

so now what

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJQVlVHsFF8

>>8596862
>central market
>heb

fuck I miss Texas

>>8596865
texas misses you too m8

ok this is for tommorow i cut up some onion and carrots

str8 up piledrived this pork roast in there

>>8596898
>all that fucking garlic
me gusta

>>8596904
m8 too much garlic is the perfect amount of garlic

>>8596905
truer words have never been spoken

I hope lil gibs is well

that picture make her look like one of those aspca commercials

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eb2UECN1WXQ

>>8596947
lol shes good, i just like to put dishrags on sleeping animals its my 4th favorite hobby

now imma make some guac

so the peppers i was gonna use are moldy so im going to use these pickled habenarros i mad....in moderation, they are seriously spicy like a somabich i just tried one

DESU making pork butt tmw

Not sure what recipe I'm gonna use hope it turns out well. Open to suggestions


Hope all is well

>>8596982
either america's test kitchen or cook's country had a dank af oven pulled pork recipe

you'll have sammys for days

>>8576199
Same shit here.. and i have 100 down and 100 up loading an image takes me 30 seconds sometimes even 1 min.

in a group effort me and giblet just planted an avocado tree underneath the fridge

>>8576273
cats are cleaner than people, especially if they never leave the house

>>8596982
Im just cooking mine down somewhat bland i plan to experiment with a bit of it, gonna try deep frying some going for a carnitas feel, ill also make a gravy and probably have some with taters or do a pulled pork thing, really hard to fuck up a pork butt

>>8596988
Im considering getting a 4chan pass, Im sure if enough people did that they could upgrade servers!

>jeb aint got shit on my guac bowl

alright the guac is in the fridge, this makes the guac better

now what im doing, is imma throw a nice little meme burger together with the best ingredients i could find at fiesta

this might be considered a large patti 4 u, personally ive become quite familiar to large pattis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vo7ZnSC59mY

ok so no offense to my britfriends, i want to make some chips like i see in the pics, so what i can tell is they are just cut janky as fuck and try to keep them a certain thickness, then ill par boil and fry maybe twice

not gonna try to get too ahead of myself here ok

also this storm is cozy af my houstonfags know what im sayin but they are sleep

>>8597175
m8, I've been awake here in Houston since 5AM.

Office sent out an email saying not to come in today because shit was going to get crazy.

Comfy as fuck so far.

>>8597184
yeah i might take vaca today if i aint feelin it later, i love rain even tho im 2 wheels for life

so i let the taters boil all to hell imma try to fry them still if it works it will be good if my calculations are correct

>>8597028
i don't let people walk and sleep on my kitchen table, either

>>8596981
Did that batch turn out better then the last one?

>>8597542
lol


>>8597562
yes i used pickle crisper and they have a bit of texture this time, very spicy, will use even a bit mor crisper next time

im pretty gay for walking dead right now just saying fucking show still dank after like 7 seasons

shit was retarded ate every bite then took a shower

Houston sucks today

>>8576468
patti sure has come up in the world

I saw a limping puppy by the roadside when I was out with a friend, asked her to turn around so we could make sure it was ok. It was gone by the time we got there. I hope its ok.

>>8585238
daaaaaw qt

>>8588191
never thought to make bibimbap at home, looks good mate

Decided to make a Kitchen Daddy recipe today. Rosemary Thyme roast chicken legs.

Finished dish

Tried to plate it nice for a change.

>>8598069
Looks nice, but I find leg quarters to be a pain in the ass to eat as-is. I prefer to break them down into drumsticks and thighs.

>>8598069
>No tiny drops of sauce

0/10 presentation, why did you even bother to cook.

>>8598096
Yeah, it's a bit messy but I'm alone so I can just pick it up in my hands when fork and knife doesn't cut it anymore. Will keep that in my next time, just pull/chop at the joint to separate them I suppose?

>>8598126
I think it may have been the shadow hiding them, I put a bunch of the pan drippings on top of the chicken.

>>8598135
Bend it back until it dislocates, then slice through the ligament.

>>8598140
Thanks Anon.

>>8598069
looks good m8

Last night's dinner:
>steak parmesan served on linguini, fresh mozz broiled on top
>baked breaded eggplant
>caesar salad
>focaccia stuffed with mozzarella, romano, ricotta, bacon

>>8599177
low quality money shot from friend's iphone

comfy thread

>>8576198
I knew it! I knew she was named after Patti Mayonaise! You Doug loving SOB.

>>8601062
lol yes i use to like me some nickelodeon, the 90s will always have a special place in my heart

so made a quick easy dinner, was going for a ghetto salsbury steak type deal

was in a hurry so before and afters all you get:)

Made (somewhat deformed) chocolate and caramel éclairs

>>8601463
I would devour all four of those right now.

>>8601976
thanks anon

shitty pic but made some homemade buffalo chicken nuggets in the oven. Japanese style potato salad ( out of cucumbers though)

>>8601463
How much effort does it require to make eclairs? I kinda want to do this

>>8602801
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoL2okHFmnw

>>8602800
What is Japanese style potato salad?

>>8602841
haha I wonder what it would feel like being an eclaire getting filled

haha

>>8596862
Is that an axe?

>>8602801
it takes some time but the steps itself are mostly easy.
>>8602841
is pretty good; i've used a recipes from Ladurée Sucré and the recipe in the video is pretty similar
making choux pastry can be tricky though, when making it for the first time, so here are some tips:
-make sure the eggs you're using are at room temperature otherwise they could curdle when mixed into the hot dough
-never omit the salt, it's essential for the dough to properly rise when baked
-many people seem to think that preheating the oven is overrated and sometimes it may be, but you absolutely should when making éclairs

>>8601436
Underrated post

>>8572200
>cat manlet
>bumps own thread constantly for attention
>cat manlet
>hide thread

>>8601436
i like this

>>8572200
for real though, hug that fuckin cat for me plz

>>8572584
yeah, more chicken sandwich memes plz

FAG

>>8603441
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4Sno4zeF9g

>>8603491
d-delet

>>8606278
I see, thanks.

>removing the pungency of the onion

God dammit, Japan.

up to some real houston shit tonight lads

>>8601436
this is good saving for later use:)

>>8601463
look dang good i am very weak at baking but maybe ill try this eventually

>>8602800
sounds good m8

>>8603491
LEWD

>>8604405
a rusty throwing axe m80

>>8604510
niether me nor my cats are small and i very rarely bump these threads

>>8606163
errday

>>8607926
uh...what is that?

>>8608229
sizzurp

>>8608229
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcPsOEjIqz4

>>8608239

>>8608229
purple drank

>>8589975
>no celery

but why

>>8610900
STOP BUMPING YOUR OWN LAME ASS THREAD JESUS CHRIST

>>8610927

>complaining about someone bumping a thread that is four posts away from autosaging

>>8610933
it was about to die

>>8610935

Might as well post a few more times to get it to autosage so you won't have to deal with it later.

>>8610949
no, a new one will come along and it will be bumped from the last page with a
>comfy
>smug kot
>i like
or some similar bullshit

>>8610962

well shit, I guess we're screwed then

Lets kill this lame horse

YOU WERE SUPPOSE TO LET ME DIE

>>8610962
How horrible.

>>8585677
>using Drumpf unironically
Please kys shill.

OK I sage bumped it into auto sage, sorry for intruding /ck/ this will be my last thread take care

>>8611585
wtf?
why?

>>8611585
: (

>>8575241

make good fries or don't make fries at all

>>8591301

wtf is this explain please it looks so good

>>8612726
;^)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBnpZ_5BK_k

It's lasagna day bitches

>>8612862
here we go