/ck/ - Food & Cooking

let me guess, we som finna nerd culture

>eating at burger king on valentines day

>>8574954
Only depressed single people will eat there, hence the dildo and pocket pussy toys they will receive.

>>8574950
Did someone say nerd? I'm a gamer girl, I love nerds! I'm a nerd myself! Totally geeking out here at the thought of a Super Mario Brothers theme V-Day meal, nomnomnom nummy nummy nom!

>getting pegged by a 15" Triple Whopper sized BKDildo

This is the height of degeneracy lads

Whopper w/ extra onion flavored lube

This is retarded but I still want to know what the toys are.

my 18 year old gf who is still in high school is not going to let me suck her penis while she jerks me off if i bring her to burger king

>>8574959
That shit eating grin makes me want to beat her to death with a rock

>>8574989

Dildoes and pocket pussies. I can picture the drive thru conversations now

"C-can I get the girl toy p-please?"

Wait is this shit for real?

That would be kind of cool if they put those japanese egg things in the meal. I always wanted one of those things. for anime research

>>8575014
>japanese egg things
please elaborate

>>8575020
Seriously? Have you been living under a rock?

>In Israel only
Look it up.
Degenerate kikes, truly the enemies of God.

>>8574996
That shit eating grin makes me want to beat her to death with a cock

>>8575020
u srs bruh?

>>8575020
I think you know where this is going

>>8574989
a blindfold, feather tickler, and one of those skull massager thingies

>The meal, available at Burger King’s Israel locations

You can't make this up. They're not even bothering to hide it anymore.

>>8575026
fleshlight is way better, i have several of both. if you just fold a pillow like a burrito and pump a bunch of lotion into it thats good too

>>8575032
>>8575026
oh those things, I thought it was some weird anime porn shit involving actual eggs

>>8575032
ah. i thought he meant a tenga

1. It's only in Israel
2. It's for couples, not for lonely fucks like you. No singles policy enforced
3. These seem to be the toys: a blindfold, a feather duster, or one of those head massagers that are far too big to be used on anything erogenous.

the goyim know...

>>8575050
It'll be an alien dick, egg laying dildo.

>>8575066
Actually that's a splorch...

>>8575066
That looks gay.

>>8575080
so do you but you don't see us pointing it out. don't be fucking rude.

>>8575074
>resembles alien dick
>lays eggs
>dildo

I'll eat them hard boiled out of that puppy

>>8575047
what do you mean fold it like a burrito. asking for my brother

>>8575080
Any dildo is gay if a man uses it.

>>8575098
There is literally nothing gay about pegging and prostate stimulation

>>8575114
lad...

>>8575114
are you saying that if my best friend pegs me

its not gay
and i wont be a virgin anymore?

sounds like a win/win to me

>>8575124
there is literally nothing with prostate stimulation. traps aren't gay. pegging is straight.

>>8575094
take a pillow like a bed pillow and take the pillow case off of it. put your erect dick in the middle of it your balls hanging outside of it. now take some thick lotion like cocoa butter from your black gf dresser and use it liberally on your dick itself and in big globs on the inside of the pillow near to the sides of your dick. now, take one half and fold it over your dick as tightly as you can, then take the other half and fold it over that. now hold it closed and slowly lay down on top of it with your chest and tummy to keep it closed. now you can hump the hole youve made in the burritoed pillow and it feels incredibly good
t. inventions man

>>8575131
posted the wrong image

>>8575061
How the actual fuck am I supposed to get off with these contraptions?

>>8575141
>Throw toy in garbage
>Fuck burger
>Shove chicken fries in ass

>>8575137
Normally I would join in on the meme but traps are a plague on 4chan. There are so many boards full of faggot shit because "traps" have been normalized. /b/, /soc/, /gif/, even /r9k/ and /fit/ and /v/. I think the normalfags came here without developing a sense of self and just adopted the first thing they saw, which eventually became faggot shit, which was originally just for shock value on /b/, and they now spend their time discussing whether they are actual faggots or not. It spreads to other boards and those too will fall. We need to set up a chan where literal faggots get banned on site. Who's with me?

>>8575132
you're a madman

>>8575152
/fucking thread

>>8575152
there is nothing gay about a pretty girl with a feminine penis

>>8575200

if it has a penis it's not a girl.
penis is gay regardless of whether or not it's "feminine".

>>8575205
wrong

>>8575205

>>8575229
Penis is literally the least feminine thing that exists. You can't be feminine and own a penis.

>>8575245
>>8575205
Wrong.

>>8575027
>God's chosen people
>Enemies of God

wew lad

>>8575245
wrong

>>8575253
Dude, penis literally CAN'T be feminine. If there's a masculine/feminine spectrum, vaginas are on the extreme left and penis are on the extreme right. Not even cars, boxing, or torque wrenches are as masculine as penisi.

>>8575260
It's not gay if she has a fat ass and nice tits. the penis is literally feminine.

>>8575260
penis can be feminine

>>8575229
>>8575253
>>8575258
god dammit you faggots are so fucking far in the closet you're finding next year's christmas presents

A reminder that trap fags(redundant) are so deluded they think futa is somehow gayer

>>8575061
that one thing is just a scalp massager, I never knew it was an "adult" thing

>>8575268
>>8575271
I tried to save you.

>>8575272
>>8575260
>>8575245
>>8575205

>>8575280
It's for stimulation of hair growth.

Last I checked, children didn't worry about hair loss, so it's an adult thing, in a manner of speaking.

>>8575285
>stimulation of hair growth
Haha are humans literally retarded? 6000 years of people going bald and this is what we're on? Scalp massages?

>>8575276
if it's the kind if futa that has a vagina underneath that penis, then it's categorically for closeted gay men. trans women and traps are fully feminine and therefore not gay.

>>8575276
futa cocks aren't feminine

>>8575299
Small shriveled penis is the norm. Not only are you a fag but you believe in the bbc meme? The merchants got you good.

futa penis is not feminine

>>8575309
>>8575299
You're mentally ill.

>>8575308
Excuse me, faggot? BBC is not the least bit feminine. Niggers aren't even human. I am straight because I only fuck girls with feminine penises, unlike you.

>>8575310
no i'm not, you are

>>8575310
>futafag commenting on people's mental health

If liking futa is gay, then liking Buck Angel is straight.

>>8575311
What I meant to say was that you probably call anything under 6 inches feminine because a feminine penis is a small, pathetic looking penis. Most men have these types of penises so you are willing to fap to anyone who has this type of penis if they have a good looking ass to go with it and wear a wig.

if sucking a hot girl's pretty pink cock is gay then i'm the OP

>>8575319
You don't understand what a feminine penis is. Stop posting.

my gf broke up with me last month

I don't know if she's with another guy or not, but I'm dead inside thinking about how she's going to possibly spend tomorrow night out with someone else and then get fucked afterwards

I'm considering going to her house and doing something dramatic

>>8575319
wrong, you don't even know how to tell a boy penis from a girl penis. no wonder you're sexually confused and frustrated.

>>8575319
you have no idea what feminine cock is you dumb son of a whore

>>8575324
>>8575326
A small shriveled penis is a girl penis. What the fuck are you on? There's only two penis, a large juicy penis and a small dry circumcised american penis. You faggots will fap to any man who does deadlifts and wears a hatsune miku wig, don't lie.

>>8575330
wrong

>>8575325
>wait for her and Chad to go fuck
>douse yourself with gasoline
>barge into room
>lock door
>set yourself on fire
that'll show em

if this is real can i get this on foodstamps?

>>8575330
wrong

>>8575325
>im a normie blogging about my gf
>muh I'm dead inside because she broke up with me
cry me a river normie
then kill yourself

>>8575336
lol

>>8575325
you should upgrade to a trans girl

>>8575325
maybe you should have dated a hot girl with a feminine penis

>>8575061
No that's so you can sound like 9 dicks at once obviously

>>8575325
dude I know it hurts. but you'll get over her. I'm guilty of it too, but the only men I know who get as emotionally distraught as this over a woman have nothing to keep themselves personally motivated. move on, and focus on bettering yourself.

>>8575356
>>8575352
how get?

>>8575382
look online

I'm not meant for this world anymore. I just don't think I can live in a world where you literally can't say that a girl doesn't have a penis. It all seems like a joke now. But it's real.

>>8575416
Smoke a bowl and watch some anime bro don't worry about it it's all going to be fine :^)

>>8575423

>tells anon to watch anime
>posts french cartoon

>>8575416
u can kys anytime bruv

>>8574942
Disgusting. Children work there.

Good thing I live in Israel. I'll go out and get it, /ck/. I'll post pictures tomorrow.

בהצלחה!

>>8575448
theres not that much difference between french anime and japanese anime

>>8575617
But Japanese anime is run by massive amounts of 50+ year old Japanese men that need to retire so no new ideas get in from the decreasing number of young new hires.

>>8575132
>Doing this on Valentines Day.

Do you cry as you thrust?

>>8575650
inventions man here. too depressed the last few days just using my hand. i even have 3 types of fleshlights and tengas i just am too lazy to lube them up or clean them after

And I thought we were talking about FOOD?
This is /ck/ isn't it?

>>8575416

We're winning. Don't be discouraged.

Who let [shit board of your choice] post here?

>>8575382
Traps are usually at anime/gaming conventions.

Sadly the all dont look like linetrap though.

>>8575374
l o l

>>8574942

Whoever endorsed this needs to be nuked

>sex toys with your fast food

I haven't used the term degeneracy ever but this is the literal definition of it.

>>8575152
2D traps are objectively cute
3D ones are abominations

>>8575319
>most men have sub 6 inch micro penis
Wrong, tickler
Also you have to factor in girth
>>8575325
Kill that fucking roastie

>>8575255
Says them only.

>>8575290
>6000 years.

>>8575114
Yes there is.

>>8575152
I hate traps it disguts me.
You. Are right that is the reason I dont go on /b-/r9k anymore.

Im not saying traps are girls if they think they are hard enough but they are definitely feminine, if youve ever actually met a dude who thinks hes a girl they act incredibly feminine, not masculine having a penis does not automatically make you act masculine otherwise traps wouldnt exist.

is my penis feminine?

It's decently thick, like 5.5' and my balls are really hairy but it's not very long, just under 6 inches

>>8576511

Why do I have to wait to report another garbage post? Keep this crap in /b/. Not /ck/.

>>8574990
>penis
"gf"

>>8576291
Wrong

>>8575061
>no burger king themed onahole
plane ticket cancelled

>>8574996
You mean her smile?

>>8575050
>>8575032
i thought those were radio controlled

>>8575061
So, dust the bedroom, and try to catch a mouse that's running around in the cage? And blindfold my boyfriend because he is scared of mice, or to reveal the clean bedroom?

>>8575260
Err nope.
Masculine and Feminine are not based around qualities of genitalia. They are based around cultural gender roles-- it is more social than biological. This is why you can have a feminine penis or a masculine vagina.

But I understand how people try to put masculine onto the genitals of biological males, who are usually more masculine. It's just not where it comes from bb

>>8574942
I can already hear the patter of closet homosexual footsteps rushing to McDickbutts.

>>8576687
Yup.
Your own.

>food & cooking

>>8575061
>or one of those head massagers that are far too big to be used on anything erogenous

lol hello there mr. microdick

>>8576680
Fuck off with the "gender is fluid" meme. You're killing your own race

>>8576691
REKT

>>8574996
>Not wanting to cum deep inside that pink muffin

>>8576723
i love this gif

>>8575205

>>8575200
>>8575229
>>8575238
>>8575253
>>8575258
>>8575268
*Rubbity rub*

>>8575152
Literal faggots should stay in their containment board.

>>8575020
Tenga, single-use egg-shaped pocket pussies iirc

>>8576734
Traps are redpilled

>>8576761
You can usually get a half-dozen uses out of them if you just wash them out.
Eventually the material stretches out too much and your dick literally rips through them.

>>8575149

>>8576616

Some are, most are not.

>>8575149

>>8576767
Good to know, thanks anon.

(What the fuck, am I still on /ck/?)

>>8576616
how big is the range of the radio controlled ones?

>>8576774
fuck you meng

>>8576734
thumbnail looks like a t-rex head

>>8574942
Does the flesh light come in extra small sizes?

>>8576780
Probably like 10-30 feet at most. They also don't vibrate anywhere near as hard as the wired ones.

How are BK's THICC milkshakes?