/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>8562580
for me, it's 3 musketeers

master race incoming.

>>8562580
my grandpa got my grandma to go out with her by giving her a crunchie bar

KIT KAT
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K
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>>8562609
LEGIT AS FUCK

Nothing else can compare.

You posted it.

>tfw no more imports
>tfw 'Crunchie biscuits' are a disappointing slap in the face

It was this, but they stopped making them.

>>8562609
This.

>>8562580

I love honeycomb toffee, wish the candy bar was sold here.

I guess maybe Reese's?

My favourite way to each a crunchie.

>Make my way around the bar, biting off all the chocolate edges until i'm left with the honeycomb inside
>then bite of chunks of the honey comb off, suck on them until they dissolve in my mouth

>>8562662
they had a cinnamon flavored bar for christmas, it was so sweet it literally hurt my teeth but by god was it delicious

Menards has this weird generic pay-day sort of thing, except with a sweet white paste center. It is the best.

Twix or bust

>>8562612
If only dating were still this simple.

>>8562699
That's the only way to eat the GOAT chocolate bar.

How has no one said Double Decker bars. Youre all terrible.

>>8562796
>raisins

Dropped

the japanese kit kats u can bake are so good... i love em!

>>8562580
Fastbreak

I don't think they sell these anymore, but they're god tier.

>>8562580
Hershey's Cookies and Creme is the GOAT. It manages to make white chocolate preferable to milk chocolate

>>8562580
I actually love crunchy as well OP. I used to love skor then I had braces for a couple years and haven't touched one since that I can remember. I also love the hersheys cookies and cream. I know these are all low tier but I don't care.

Anything with fruit, peanut butter or shit tier american chocolate can fuck off.

fuck nestle

Noble king of chocolate bars

>>8563071
>>8563215
>literal memetier

>>8563227
>literal
Go eat Hershey kisses you american pigdog

P.S you are an uncultured swine

This or kit kat green tea flavor

everything else is very heavy

Euro mans reporting

>>8562737
yuaaa
STUCK IN MY TEETH
I CAN"T EVEN SPEAK

>>8563499
That's what I call my bfs dick, we're big fans of SITC.

>>8563509
I too enjoy the interspecies antics of Mr. Big and his horse Sarah Jessica Parker.

chocoMe

>>8562796
>Raisins
You might as well eat a dog's lawn cigar.

IT HURTS MY HANDS

Why hasn't it been posted yet? No leafs?

>>8562580
Hershey's Cookies n Cream
3 Musketeers
Snickers

>>8562609
Ok yeah, 100 Grand is the shit

>>8563307
Yes, haha...YES!

perfection

Test

criminally underrated

I miss Choclairs bars. I think it was only in Canada but it was incredible.

>>8562580
Wow, this thread hit fucking hard.

Faggy blog post incoming...

My favorite is a Zero bar.

That was my dad's favorite. We'd always share one fishing or out hunting when I was a kid. Even as we got older for some reason when something serious would come up the old man would just pull a fucking Zero bar out of nowhere and split it with me. Any memory I have as a kid or adult or anything there is a fucking Zero bar there.

He died about two months ago. We split one about two hours before when I was talking with him before he was going to take a nap. I found him and for some reason the hardest thing through all this has been that fucking half of a Zero bar. I still have it, probably always will. Feels real bad man.

>>8563714
sorry about your dad. zero is a fucking good chocolate bar

>>8563714
I'm not sorry about your dad, I wish my dad would die. Buy yourself a candybar.

>>8563714
Wow I didn't expect to feel these feels here, sorry about your dad

>>8563714
How will you save it, in the freezer?

>>8563756
safety deposit box

>>8563756
He could save the poop after he eats it, then he can enjoy the candy but keep a momento

>>8563536
The fuck is that? Looks like someone puked up their scrambled eggs.

>>8563329
that's why you just suck on them till they melt famalam

>>8563798
sucking things is super gay

>>8562580
British KitKat, US being close second. I've tried Violet Crumble and that stuff turns to sludge on your teeth.

>>8563814
Chunky, 4 or 2 fingered buddy?

>>8563770
callebaut white chocolate with crystallised jasmine fragments, almonds, and freezer dried peach

>>8563836
Hipster

>>8563756
I ate mine that night, he laid his on his night stand. His is the one I have so I wouldn't feel right eating it. We always shared one.

It actually kept real well. Still looks exactly the same. It's just chilling on the dresser where he left it.

I still eat them, though. I just save his half for whatever reason. It makes me happy to eat them. I just hate that he didn't eat his.

I still only eat half at a time, though. First pic on google is awesome for me!

Fruit and Nut really pushed the Toblerone bar into top tier

>>8563857
Until they fucked up the spacing

>>8563861
truu

>>8562609
Shit-bar.

>>8563899
are u freaking kidding me dude

>>8562675
>chocolate
>citrus
Slit your throat.

>>8563899
neck yourself

>>8563906
Chocolate and citrus is delicious, Call your mother she loves to hear from you.

>>8563906

chocolate is literally fruit you idiot

>>8563906
stop existing faggot

>>8563071
Double decker
Muh nigger shit is the best

Old crispy rn&rns, the cocoa does comes in little waves.. the hard shell does have a flavor, stronger in some more traditional candy shelling, but that sweet clucky chalky bits mix well with the crispy stuff inside, not like a krispies rice,.. it's more synthetic, Lord have mercy on my soul, but having pulled off most of the chocolate the crispy bit was like an airy cookie, but with trepidation I say it's a tiny bit salty...

>>8563551
it's either Big Turk or Eat-More desu gummy is great

I tapped the laughable HDR button on the camera app for this one.

Stepping back the candy in most doses makes the chocolate a sure dominating force, but more now that I'm familiar with it the cookie tidbit is a cheeky number that is mostly sugar and like a wiling boudoir actress plays the role of whatever you want it to be, as long as the chocolate and shell come along,swallowed in coarse appreciation of sweetness and tang or broken and self emulsified wet chocolate melting in your mouth mixing with that crisp.the thinnest crumbles only a dissolving sugar enticing the chocolate to swamp that bread biscotti cookie no it's air it's a cracker? The saltiness...

There were actually about four or five broken ones at I-84 shooting bows and breaking open one for display I think that having sex in so long with in the bag is why there's so much dust and s*** seen on that HDR photo.

>>8564044
what is in the center and how old are those

>>8563857
T-T-T-TOBLERONE!!!!

If you succeed them all the way they have very little flavor and taste like sturdier can crunch balls that taste grey.... Hmm...


These aren't my fav I didn't want to make another thread

>>8563857
Want

>>8564054
Tune in next time

Almond Roca is the candy supreme!

>>8564073
OK

>>8564076
when mom posts on 4chan

>>8564083
I actually have a mildly interesting story about how I discovered them. Sorry in advance for the blogpost.

So ages ago, when I was a kid, I saw an episode of Tom & Jerry where he goes "Don't you believe it!" In a freaky voice. (image related) Whenever I thought about the show that was the image that came up. So, just recently I decided to try and track down what exactly it was from.

Turns out it came from a 1940s radio show called 'Don't You Believe It!'. So, I found an episode and listened, and on the commercial break a minute or two in, the host reads out a commercial for Almond Roca, I look it up, still being made, never heard of it before. Order it, shit's delicious.

Here's the video if you're interested:
https://youtu.be/g3vDllzs-sg

>>8564107
I forgot about that creepy shit until now and I'm glad you researched it and found a legit answer to it. I was spooked by that episode because it was so random and out of character. It felt like a creepy pasta about a lost episode or something.

>>8564107
Not a bad listen imo think i'll look for more of these for something to do, thnx

Fight me

>>8563845

Fuck off back to tumblr, or stop fishing for "omg anon you poor baby I felt the feels I'm so sorry"

>>8564156
Too late hotplate.

>>8564156
SHOCKING: Neckbeard Browsing /ck/ Late Friday Night Lashes Out Violently At Anon, Accussing Them of Falsifying Feels in a Candy Thread

>>8564116
Yeah, I guess it makes sense in context when you have the knowledge of the show but like you said, without it is somewhat terrifying.

>>8564139
Awesome to hear.

>>8564107
Thanks for the history, Roca are pretty decent. I was thinking of buying some Anise Flavingy candy, not sure if I've had them before.

>>8564073
The fuck's a play pan?

>>8564126
Amen!

>>8564028
Mi negesa

Wunderbar

>>8563009
GROSS

>>8564528
Why? It's not gross it's jus

>>8564028
How doesn't anyone like Turkish deShit???? Tried that in New Zealand

>>8564126
This is my fav

why did they stop making it and why does everyone hate it

>>8563530

Seeing all these candy bars makes me miss Sir Sebastian's candy review vids.

God bless that horsey-faced, meme loving fuck and his love of Nutella.

payday baby

>>8562580
Call me a pleb with shit taste, i don't care i love pic related.

old dick

CLARK
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K

>>8562612
how old was she? 9 or 10?

>>8563307
plz explain the european obsession with hazelnuts...

>>8563714
when i was 10 i went to a 7-11 store without money but with a desire for candy. i stole a zero bar. got away without being caught. felt proud of myself as i ate the bar... then later felt very sad and guilty

Plebs

>>8565028
Was great until they ruined the spacing to sell you less chocolate for the same price.
Also, Salted Almond was best variety.

Chocolatejew coming through

>>8565015
they make this cause Ferrero is the most important candy bar and candy maker in europe, and they do Nutella, maybe they put hazels cause they spend so little to use the same ingredient everywhere buying it in massive stocks

i wish they do some other flavours, Is a shit here, we have mainly have chocolate, hazelnut and a little other like cookies and stuff, but that's imported. or is from some little productor.
Strange flavours are vanilla. People will not even try green tea kitkat or most of american stuff here.

>>8563857

This. Not big on chocolate tho. I would rather have a fruit pie.

>>8565015
Explain the US obsession with peanut butter...

>>8564179
Top kek

>>8564574
>why did they stop making it
I can walk to the gas station right next to my house and buy them right now, pretty sure they're still making them

>>8565298
This right here, the bounty bar is gods gift to mankind.

The rest of you should just throw in the towel and neck yourself, you're all degenerates.

Simply the best.

Move over, cucks.

>>8565042
>>8565298
Tastes like actual vomit

Eating some now

>>8565378

I don't know what kind of vomit you have been eating, but it sounds a lot better than the vomit I have been eating...

>>8562662
I love their honey salted almonds one.

>>8563266
>american pigdog
This is the most muslim insult I've ever heard. Fitting of a europoor.

Make fucking way for the supreme overlord of chocolate bars.

>>8563266
>eats with right hand because left hand is literally covered in shit
>calls people who use toilet paper uncultured

>>8562786
A man with fine taste.

>>8563714
He died of what ?

>>8563266
Kill yourself you brown skinned piece of shit

>>8565434
diabetes

>>8565434
Gonorrhoea that reached his brain.

out of my way plen fucking shits

>>8565499
Isn't that more of a cookie?

>>8565503
why? because it's round? they're singular chocolate coated snacks
but then i'm not an americunt

>>8565514
But isn't it just chocolate flavoured confection? Also I'm not American. I'm just not some pleb who eats fake marshmallow covered in fake chocolate and calls it the best candy bar.

>>8565521
why is it a cookie then? what non-american even says cookie?
also there's no such thing as fake marshmallow or fake chocolate

>>8563827
I've had Chunky and it was breddy gud, so I can't decide.
Unfortunately in burgerland, we only get Nestle branded variety in specialty stores.

>>8562580
Snickers for life

Everyone in this thread = BTFO

Seriously boys, if you've never had once of these... just give it a try.

>>8565555
If you live anywhere near an Indian grocery store, it's common for them to stock British candy and tea

Anything Cadbury is automatically garbage.

Real chocolate beats most candy bars, given that it doesn't taste like chemicals.

That said, Coffee Crisp is the best non-real chocolate bar.

>>8565682
US Cadbury is different because the laws are retarded to allow Hershey to brand their gritty plastic as 'chocolate'.

make way for the king

>>8565713
that looks just like a twix why should I buy this

>>8565724
the inside of it is peanut, like crushed shit mixed with almost peanut butter, its so fucking good

>>8565728
alright sold

>>8565713
>>8565728
Hot damn that sounds good.

>>8565778
it really is

>>8565636
this is top 3 with double decker and twix

>>8562662
The marzipan one is fucking topped tier

>>8565531

There is such thing as fake chocolate. It's called chocolate flavoured confection. It's what super cheap "chocolate" is made out of, and it is what your wagon wheels are coated with. If it isn't even real chocolate, it's not a candy bar, now fuck off with your shit biscuit.

>>8563645
those dropped off the face of the earth. loved them

Can't find a pic of them but dollar general used to have candy bars for 25 cents..The mint chocolate cookie one was goat

>>8565382
legit

>>8566103
woman's chocolate bar

pic related. i also like to slice them and mix it into cookie dough when bake.


>>8563551
Always reminded me of the shits i took after binging on nuts. still tastes pretty good though.

>>8562918
You know the only thing as good as your crispy crunch?

>>8566313

Somebody else's wife or girlfriend riding my dick

>>8565007
I highly doubt his grandparents are muslims

>>8566317
KEK

>>8562704
They're aight

Do these count?
I wish they came in small two-packs.
I refuse to buy a whole package unless I'm going to share it with several other people so I won't be able to eat the whole thing by myself.

If it doesn't count, then Twix I guess.

>>8562737
This

>>8562786
Leave this fucking thread.

>>8563316
We got those in murica too, mate.

>>8565382
Penguins are not a candy bar.

>>8565682
>Fedora tipping intensifies

No love for the Daim bar?

>>8566525
i havent gone to ikea in like 2 years (its the only place to get them around canada)

its like an upgraded version of Skor.

>>8566103
Have you tried one of these? They're sickeningly sweet but so tasty. Still have to try the orange and dark chocolate aeros but I'm sure they're good too.

Who the hell eats Mounds

>>8562609
Patrician

>>8566372
Those are tea biscuits, m8

These things make me mental but damn they're so fattening and unhealthy.

>>8562580 This..

Whatchamacallit is literally the only correct answer

>>8566770
so are you.

For me, it's gotta the curly wurly

>>8565360
One of my absolute favorites

what ever candy bar that's in my hand at the time is my favorite

you know the gas stations that lock the doors after 11 or 12 but stay open, I like going to the window and asking for a candy bar. what ever they give is fine and I found my favorite for a while this way. TWIX PB never heard of it and loved it for years. but now a days I like TAKE 5 and there is a little known one called BUN maple.
but any will do

As far as cheapo gas station ones go this is the best Reese's Product. I also really like Paydays.

>>8562580
DIAM BAR

>>8567270
Hell yes.
I used to work in a convenience store and ate these all the time.

>>8562580
I love them

>>8565965
point me in the direction of why it's not a chocolate bar you fake news faggot

>>8562580
Crunchy is neato, but it cuts up my mouth real good

Kit Kat tbqh senpai

>>8562625
This or pic related.

>>8568188
>why it's not a chocolate bar

He already told you why, you tremendous flid.

>>8568219
no he didn't

>>8568188
>>8568235
He said it's not a candy bar... but it most certainly isn't a chocolate bar either.

I posted my favorite candy bar earlier, Payday, but it would be eliminated if this thread was for chocolate bars only.

But which ever way you spin it, you and your shitty biscuit can go fuck yourselves

>>8564156
he wants to share it with a community he cares about why are you so angry

>>8565951
>Liking marzipan
Are you an alien

>>8568403
awwwww yis.

>>8567763
you need some coconut ritter sport in your life.

the filling is really good and not plebby like bounty.

These look like something only old people would eat, but they're fucking delicious. Not sure if they exist outside of Australia. They're not exactly popular here.

Criminally underrated and underrepresented

>>8568435
These things are dope.
I didn't know they came in bars like that, but I really like the individually wrapped ones.

>>8568329
>still can't say why it's not a chocolate bar
lmao

>i-it's a biscuit because it's round!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>8568464
A bar is a shape. What you posted is a chocolate covered biscuit. I don't really give a shit though and think it's fine to post in here. Whoever you're arguing with is just being pedantic

>there are people here who unironically like Toffee

I fucking loved these things

>>8562609
this shit is so good but i can literally feel the cavities forming in my teeth when i chew it. doesn't happen with any other candy bar

>>8568406
Don't talk shit about marzipan, chocolate covered marzipan is so good

>>8563307
My nigger

>>8562580
I rarely eat candy bars but this is probably my favorite.

>>8568464
If you legitimately think it's a chocolate bar then you're a fucking idiot. Your shitty wannabe moon pie is a biscuit and that's all it'll ever be

>>8563307

GG no RE.

This is the goat bar. The Dark Chocolate version is my favorite.

>>8564930
>feels like it should be packed full of calories beyond measure
>actually lower calories than most of the others

it boggles the mind

>>8565499
WAGON WHEELS ARE A TREAT FOR ME

THEY'RE THE BIGGEST BISCUIT YOU EVER DID SEE

>>8568695
That looks like the lovechild of a baby ruth and a kit kat. If so I'm on board.

Irish Cadburys > Britcuck Cadburys.

>>8568811
>Those tiny babby bars

Why even bother?

>>8563307
>>8563316

these are the best things to come out of me moving to Europe

>>8562580
Peanut butter cup, yes it's not a bar

>>8568940
Uh, that's not a candy bar you fuckhead

>>8562609
CAME TO POST THIS

>>8563714
One of the great unsung candy bars.

Anyone else here miss Bar None.

It has to be Caramac.

>>8566122
I'll second this

>>8565028
>muh CAPITALISM

>>8563899
(You)

>>8563845
Too many feels. Hope you get on ok

I like milky way midnight but I rarely buy chocolate; it got kind of weird a few weeks ago because I started dreaming about them.

Wunderbar?

>>8566341

kek

>>8562609

Too bad I'm fat so I can't eat this stuff anymore

>>8566911
God bless. White chocolate is the true master candy, pic related. I inhale these shits by the bag when I can find them

>>8572325
Is that a diagram from a geology book? do humans eat this

>>8562796
Boom Bitch!!! Chunky!!!

>>8562820
>>8563554
Awwwwww wittle babbies no likey duh raisins???

>>8572732
>>8572735

>>8563316
>>8568818
am i being memed?

milka is fucking dogshit

Coming through

>>8562796
This right here

I somehow never knew these existed before I worked at a convenience store, then I discovered them and had one at least once a week

>>8563307
Amerifag here. Ordered these and some other chocolates from Spellbound from England back in December. Took a month, but everything arrived in perfect shape.

Gotta do that kinda stuff in the winter, though.

For me its the Mcchicken, the best chicken bar

>>8565360
I bought this for my ex every time she was on the rag. Her words "Perfect period candy"

>>8562580

One of these bad boys with a few raspberries and some port wine is my twice a week desert.

Make way for the king..

>>8562580
meiji choco.

>>8574964
that's like 800 calories, how fat are you?

>>8575031
Oh man, a 600 calorie dessert twice a week? What a fucking fatass. Literally no different than ordering the entire menu at McDonald's all at once.

>>8575031
I mispoke. I do not eat the whole damn thing. About three pieces at most.

I'm 5'8, 156lbs lean.

>>8563215
raisins or fruit in a bar are shit

literally anything but that

>>8575213
fat

>>8575298
Splain

>>8575213
manlet alert

>>8563857
Hurts My Hands

>>8564108
Those things are the shit

Kit Kat <3

>>8575304
You are fat

>>8575432

>>8575432
You are fat

>>8575376
Back to /fit kid

>Not a single Crunky Bar in the whole thread
Fucking pathetic.

>>8576641
Ayo I luhh dat CRUNKY

>>8575398
Have you got scurvy?

>>8562580
My favorite candy bar is growing out of candy bars when I turned 16

Fuck I haven't eaten any candybar in like a year.

>>8566763
Me

>>8562792
It still is, man.

Outing myself as a Canadafag, but coffee crisp is GOAT. My little sister hates them, so whenever halloween used to roll around I'd eat like 60 of them.

>>8563307
Oh man, I love bueno bars!!!

>>8577063

Ahh, 17. Nice age that. For a girl.

>>8564028
Hell yeah man! Turkish delight! always gets stuck in my teeth, but so good.

Makintosh toffee is super good, but you have to smash it to bits and then let it melt in your mouth. If you just try to bite it, you will lose your teeth. My mum knew a kid who did that.

I unironically like this

JUST

Pro tip: never try these
>delicious and addictive
>300 calories per serving
>3 servings per bar

The bar is the size of any normal candy bar. Shit's just jacked

A long time ago, as a young shaver, I stumbled across one of these babies in a gas station in bumfuck Missouri on a fishing trip with my dad. The taste and texture was unlike anything I've ever had and I've never seen one since, even in larger, dedicated candy shops. It was like a lighter, more airy Molasses Puff with a honeycomb flavor. Melted in your mouth. Such a tasty, unique treat. Probably the only thing good to come from Australia.

>>8564126
Fuck yrah.

I still buy em in Missouri

>>8566998
looks like a fancy way to make you pay more for less candy.
>professional Judaism

>>8578598
>Melted in your mouth
That's like the polar opposite of what biting into a Violet Crumble is like. They have the texture of chalk.

>>8578638
If you're working on that logic why not just buy a block of no name brand cooking chocolate and eat it all?

>>8578683
>implying I don't do that

IT'S THE GLORIOUS TIME OF YEAR!

>>8577731
I don't think the chocolate itself is all that great so I wouldn't mind trying to make it myself and dusting it with powdered sugar or a better chocolate. Still my favorite bar though.

>>8565042
So good, but it makes my throat itch

I am a simple man

>>8564150
I had one of these earlier today for the first time in so many years. They don't have them where I live, but I was out of town and I saw it. Miss them!

>american """"""""""""chocolate"""""""""""

>>8578872
One of the only good american chocolates

>>8565416
Holy fuck this exists? Whoa.

>>8562699

my nigga

>>8577713
I came to post exactly this image.

>>8578383
"people" that enjoy daim should be executed by firing squad
>volunteering to have masonry work done on your teeth

>>8579661
>"people" that enjoy daim should be executed by firing squad
Fucking /ck/ and its hyperbole again

>>8562580
>eating candy
This website is for 18 and up.

>>8580623
>This website is for 18 and up.
This website is for 18 and up.

>>8578872
The absolute worst
Really the only candy bar I can't stand

>>8580623
>not treating yourself to a sugar snack every once in awhile
I bet your pussy tastes sour too

cock

>>8563215
Love it

>>8562737

Good with ice cream

>>8562609

must be nice having all that shit stuck in your teeth

>>8583119
Not really a problem. The rice, by its very nature of being puffed rice, dissolves in your mouth, and I've never had a problem with caramel getting stuck in my teeth.