/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>8560168
Fuck you, raw eggs killed my grandfather. He used to eat them all the time while driving in his car until he ran it off a cliff.

>>8560168
Your mom isnt afraid of my protein,if you know what i mean. She swallow the jizz i blast down into her bellowing fat gullet, if you knkw what im saying.

if you try country side privately raised chickens' eggs you won't touch this shite in a raw form with a 100ft pole, "organic" or not. And I'm living in a 5m city = rip raw eggness.

>>8560195
I know your pain anon. They killed my father, and raped my mother.

>>8560204

Eggs killed my sister. she was hit by a car walking to McDonald's for an egg mcmuffin. The driver was an alcohol.

>>8560214
Eggs gave cancer. I mean it wasn't even subtle. The mother fucker came right up to my face and gave me melanoma. He said something about sunny side up or some shit.

>>8560199
You coward. I eat eggs fresh from the chicken's warm asshole

>>8560268
* cloaca

>>8560223
is this the infamous egg that gave you cancer?

>>8561212
A real life conehead

>>8560168
biotin deficiency

>>8561216
He's an egghead

>>8560168
FLAX EGG FAKER, GTFO.

>>8561351
conehead

>>8560168
I always use eggwhite when making a whiskey sour

>>8561476
egghead