/ck/ - Food & Cooking

just steal it, you're basically already a thief

>>8555729
this

>>8555696
It's supposed to be supplemental, anon, not a total care package.

>>8555696
Are you from Portland anon?

>complaining about free stuff in a first world country
Kys

...right? I really hope it is.

>>8555762
Well, if he is a total poorfag, it can be frustrating to have to use all your income on bills and rent and shit and then need food stamps for everything else because of those limitations.

THATS MY TAX MONEY YOU FUCK
FUCK YOU WHY DO YOU HAVE A DOG IF YOU CANT EVEN FEED YOURSELF

>>8555768
No, it's not your money. It's the government's money. They own you now.

>>8555737
Fuck you.

>>8555746
I'm curious why you're asking this because I've lived in portland for 6 years and have met many 20-30 year olds who come from rich or middle class families on food stamps who mostly use it on frozen pizza etc...

>tfw actual poorfag growing up and I'm surrounded by this garbage.

why don't you just buy more money

>>8555786
you might have an intolerance to eggs

that's kind of how it starts

try not eating eggs for a few days and see if it clears up

>>8555784
Fuck outta here, moochie mcgee

too bad you can't use SNAP to buy a clue

heh heh, no offense kid

>>8555737
>this xD
>>>/Reddit/

if your welfare isn't going far enough you can always just get a well paying job desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_hNSf92_NI

>>8555786
Taking a class on food insecurity and we were talking about SNAP today. Thought you might be someone from my class. It just seemed too strange to be talking about it today and to see that picture on here.

>>8555860
Why not just hire the motherfucker and train him? (No pun intended) That's what they used to do with sperg hackers in the 90's and 00's when they got caught breaking into the Pentagon or whatever. Capitalism needs to make a comeback already.

On-topic, SNAP is just fucked IMO. Further limits on who obtains benefits would be nice, but the cost of further vetting candidates (to weed out lazy fuckers) is prohibitive. Abuse of benefits exists, but actually finding/punishing people who abuse SNAP isn't cost-effective. The idiots running the recent crackdown might disagree, but it's true.

>>8555803
>>8555913
What? I'm not OP

You'd think they'd give you a way to buy dog food and basic necessities. There must be something out there you qualify for. Best of luck, anon.

>>8555696
Why no soap?

>>8555696

I heard there are people out there who will give you money to buy food and beer, but only in exchange for doing work. It sucks, I know.

I'm disabled and get bux and snap, but I'm working because I need to pay some bills. Op,you're being a bit whiny,you're already on easy mode, what more do you want?

Also mcdonalds and taco bell accept snap, so there you go, gorge away.

>>8556323
the money not being spent on food due to snaps?

SNAP doesn't work because poors can't even comprehend the concept of buying groceries.

>>8555795
I think this guys on to so something

>having so little pride and self-respect that you beg for a handout

I'm glad I'll never know the feeling of being a nigger

I buy food stamps 2:1 all the time, it's great. Really if you can't afford like $50 a month in, judging by OP, paper plates and plastic cutlery, you should just be buying TV dinners anyway.

>>8556556
How do I buy food stamps?

>>8556564
Well, I don't really buy them, I get them from a friend, since apparently living with a kid as a single dad and a $15,000 a year job isn't worth more than $7.36 every month in food stamps.

And occasionally I give him cash for sundries and shit, then buy my kid food for school.

>>8556564
find someone on food stamps and offer them cash for their card. 2:1 is standard ratio, so offer them half the value. use it immediately because they'll go report it as lost or stolen and the card will be cancelled.

I get $28 a month.
It's gone within 1 hour of the stores opening on the 1st of the month.
It feeds me two or three meals total.
I can't work. What did I do to these faggots?

>>8556578
Unless you have like 8 people living in your house, you end up with almost nothing. It's really, really stupid.

>>8556578
Wow, for being unemployed for a month I got something like 6-700$ (over the following 3 months), and haven't paid my heat in over a year (and still have enough excess bonus free gas money to last until next December or so).

>>8556570
My yearly income is $3900 autism bucks after rent and I get $336 per year in food stamps.
It's really shocking to see a disabled person's life in the US.

>>8555696
They're not trying to make you comfortable so you want to live on SNAP forever, just get you through your time of need.

>hot food
Making food is cheaper than buying it prepared, this makes sense.
>dog
If you can't afford to feed yourself you shouldn't be looking after a dog.
>soap
Dish soap is like, what, 3 bucks a bottle? Not much to complain about. Also not food.
>beer
Not a necessity, and generally people don't like buying poor people alcohol with their tax money.

>>8556711
It's $7 to buy a hamburger here and $15 in supplies to make the same one if you want bread, cheese, lettuce and tomato. No food tax.
It USED to be cheaper to cook your food.

>>8556729
where do you live where you can go to the store and buy a single hamburger's worth of any of that?

I used to get $195 a month. Since I couldnt buy cat food I feed my cats tuna chciken and oats.

>>8556729
That $15 in supplies will make you at least 5 decent size hamburgers, whereas the $7 is for one big hamburger.

>Ground bf $2.50/lb
>Lettuce $3 for 3 big romaine hearts
>Onion $1/lb or less
>Tomato $2/lb
>Hamburger buns $2/6pack

That's less than $15 and will easily make you four good size burgers.

>>8556740
Fixing this for my town. It's enough for 3 medium or 4 small burgers.

>Ground bf $3.75/lb
>Lettuce $2.50/1 head
>Onion $1 each
>Tomato $1.80 for 2 very small ones
>Hamburger buns $3.50/6pack

This thread makes USA look like a third world poverty camp.
A far cry from the freedom land of wealth and opportunities that MTV has me believe.

>>8555696
Just off yourself and stop being a leech tbfam

>>8556763
It's a poor fucking hellhole full of disabled people that won't leave the house or interact with anyone because they're so upset that they have to live on $5-10 a day for the next 70 years.

I mean it's fucking miserable here.
Finding a place to live can be a 10 year endeavor. Shopping usually means walking a mile and then hauling shit like gallons of water and the lightest food you can find all the way back. Daily life consists of sitting on the internet while putting as much beer and cigarettes in your body as humanly possible.

Meal time comes once a day if you're lucky and is too little to do anything for you, and 80-90% of all the food you eat has chemical waste in it masquerading as vitamins. This is law.
They stopped putting fluoride in our water but replaced it with chlorine and chloramine. The water smells like a pool.

America is best explained as being more slavic than any place on earth.
The TV lied to you.

>>8556711
It's not about how cheap it is, it's to keep people from blowing their whole allotment of food stamps on McDonald's.

>>8556798
Meh, you're only describing poor Ville Flyover. Sure, the Midwest is a shitty dustbowl chock full of retarded Trumpy Dumpy white trash scum. But remember - this is why we are getting rid of the Department of Education at the end of 2018!
In brief, the Midwest will get a lot worse. Children won't have access to free public schools because the for-profit charter schools are MUCH too far from their pastoral residence in Shit Towne, Oklahoma.
My best advice? Move to a LARGE city on the West Coast! Weed & free money as far as the eye can see (due to COL increase!!).
Anyways, happy hunting in the mysterious fucked up thing we call life :)

>>8556813
Are you made of dirt, sticks and rocks?
Mcdonalds is FAR FAR FAR cheaper than any other option, and taco bell is very close.
I would fucking kill to have access to literal shit tons of food for $200 a month.

I'm skinny as fuck and I spend $400 a month to eat one meal every three days.
All you people in these threads don't actually seem to live in america.

i used to work in a grocery store years ago, I used to hate dealing with people on foodstamps, nobody told me how to run the cards differently than credit cards or what these faggots are allowed to buy, they just stuck me in the deli and magically expected me to know all of that. id never used a cash register in my life. Youd think they would tell people on gibsmedat government programs they cant buy prepared food, but I guess not because they would all try to order fried chicken and ribs from the deli and get angry when their card would get rejected when I tried 4 times to run it. These were mostly niggers, obviously. Why in the fuck would you even spend the money you "need" so badly on overpriced shitty prepared food from a deli anyway? Holy shit you niggers are worthless. you can buy food for one person for a dollar a day. How can an able bodied person even pretend to not be able to do that??
The national guard should be deployed to all major cities and Trump should just gas all food stamp programs then order the soldiers to shoot as soon as the niggers start chimping out. Because we all know niggers and illegals have plently of strength to loot and raze gas stations for 40s and lotto tickets, but somehow cant be bothered to lift a finger to feed their ugly ass kids.
Actual poor disabled people could just be fed by churches and food banks and anyone that gives a fuck, so its not like anyone would actually starve to death, then we would have an excuse to exterminate millions of useless eaters. Its nothing but a net gain.

>>8556821
holy shit youre a retarded faggot. He was trolling. Anyone in the US can survive on a few dollars a day and stay healthy.
>free money
kill yourself

>>8556834
I'm not saying it's not cheap, but the limitations are mostly about making them unappealing to rely on long-term, not making them efficient.
They want you on beans and rice diet, and if you want anything better, you gotta get off of food stamps.

>>8556740
>>8556749
ya but they never taste as good as when u go out to eat

>>8556867

They ought to taste better than when you go out to eat. If they don't then there's something very wrong. I suggest watching cooking videos and/or reading cookbooks to find out what mistakes you're making.

>>8556849
It automatically rejects hot food and some other shit.
And Obama already razed it. If you're a lone, disabled white man with no hope of ever being able to work, and you pay $400 in rent per month, you got $240 two years ago, but today you get $28 a month.
If you're a nigger or an immigrant who pays no rent and has no living expenses, no dependants, no wife and no family, lives alone, I believe you still get $240 a month.

Is that not "razed" enough for you?
Maybe we should treat people equally.
Change is definitely at hand because trump doesn't deal with immigrant shit and disabled Americans are starving every fucking day of their lives because king nigger put them in a food stamp headlock.

I get $1 a day for 336/365 days a year.
I suppose I'll go eat a raw onion for din din my friend. Thanks for suggesting to me how easy it is to eat one raw vegetable per day until I die of foolishness and entitlement.

>>8556834
I have a wife and a 4 year old son we get $348 a month in SNAP and I feed all three of us pretty easily including making packed lunches for her every day. Sometimes we run out the last week of the month and my son has to give up his soy milk and bolthouse multi-v for regular milk, apple juice and multivitamins while we all eat stuff from the canned goods stash and freezer but if you can't feed yourself for a month off $400 worth of groceries you need to learn something about shopping.

>>8556886
One thing you can buy on food stamps that is relatively unknown and massively underrated is edible plant seedlings and seeds. If you can do a small garden (or even just a couple of planter boxes), you can grow a surprising amount of food.

>>8556899
If you can't afford a kid, you need to learn something about birth control.

>>8556899
It depends on area. Food deserts are a real thing.

>>8556869
I find the restaurants make higher quality stuff than what I can get here because they have good sources for angus and vegetables and the only beef/lettuce/tomato I can buy here travels across 25 states.
They just source from the city 30 minutes away, but I can't get there so naturally they have better stuff than mine.
They kind of have to. There was a new restaurant I literally destroyed when I saw the owner walk to the dollar store across the street to buy more hotdogs and boil them in a crockpot. She was open 1 year. We also had a boil order and the fire dept was giving away 24 packs of bottled water, she got 3 of them and I watched her drive them 60 feet to her restaurant and load them into the fridge for sale.
But the hot dogs really did the trick once I told a couple kids not to go there and pay $26 for a 8 pack of Bar-S hot dogs.

>>8556899
Fucking nigger.

>>8556911
We could afford it without the SNAP but it's nice to use our actual cash budget to for example own and maintain three cars and make a house payment. I'm not about to sacrifice that or knowing our son gets good balanced nutrition and health care just for some sense of pride. We'd be foolish not to take advantage of programs we qualify for.

This isn't really about that though it's about what you can buy at what food budget. $400 a month is plenty.

>>8556907
That's pretty cool, I can just use cash but this year I'm definitely going for 15-20 varied vegetable and a poinsettia, a pineapple and a mirabilis. Don't really like flowers but these ones are really simple to get thriving.

>>8556899
Did I not just tell you that you can be autistic as fuck, nonverbal, blind, retarded or physically unabled to move and pay 55% of your income in rent and you still only get $28 a month?

We're not all fucking spoiled manchildren dude.
I get 17-18 $1 jugs of water a month anyways.

>>8556935
So your just trolling, okay McMansion anon.

>>8556914
I honestly have a hard time believing that as I've never seen one. A person may need to drive to be able to get food in their budget. I have to go to the bigger city to get certain things I consider a staple for good cooking but I buy them in quantity

>>8556926
We're white as the driven snow we even both have bachelor degrees we just live in a depressed area and we don't want to move away from our roots.

>>8556854
Haha whoa! Is this how you usually talk to someone who just gave you the best advice you've ever had in your tiny little shitty Midwestern life?
I know your current dilemma. Hell, we all do! Your face is not your own. I really hope you make it out there!!

All of you fucking losers are on food stamps? Srsly I wish we could just let you starve.

I remember the last time I saw a guy and his girlfriend buying snacks and I asked them how it feels to be subhuman bums? They didn't say anything, just looked at the floor.

I hate poor leeching bums.

>>8556946
That wasn't me.
I do not believe or support the idea that anyone can survive on one raw onion's budget per day for their entire life.

I am not an ogre.

>>8556942
>and we don't want to move away from our roots.

Have you considered that this silly decision is actively fucking you over?

>>8556951
Uhhhhh you are clearly the person I quoted..... why else would you respond to a post...... you are assuming that I believe you are the originator of this thread, but I never made this claim..... your assumptive nature will be your downfall!
I really hope that you understand that last sentence. Say it with me: You assumptive nature will be your downfall.

>>8556954
No, I am not an ogre.
Nor am I the blatantly obvious pissed off 14 year old on a snow day yelling at you because he wanted to tab out of Facebook and pretend to be a troll for four minutes.

>>8556957
>Buhhhh
>Buhhhhh buhhh
>Fuuuhhhh
>Buhhh buhhhhhhhh
>Buhhhhhhhh
This is pretty much your level of discourse. Why do you think that we all believe you to be an ogre? Was it Mommy or Daddy that hurt you so bad? Did they make you into the Ogre?
Or is the ogre simply a metaphor for how you feel about yourself? Ogres are far removed from society, perpetually lonely, always yearning for something that it will never had.....
You have such a sad life, and I feel sorry for you. My empathy is as deep as Mummy's cunt.

>>8556970
I AM NOT AN OGRE STOP
I CAN NOT SURVIVE ON AN ONION A DAY
THIS IS MADNESS

>>8556980
You will die poor, alone, sad, and hungry :)

>>8556938
Bullshit.

>>8556952
It's not. We live quite comfortably and are able to continue contributing to our community thanks to the assistance programs. Without them, everyone would just move away even eventually the wealthy city people who live here because of the low index and pay the lion's share of the local taxes since they would have no one to flip their burgers or bag their groceries... Although I guess maybe the lowest class couldn't afford to move. We would probably take a pretty big hit on our mortgage if we moved too though.

>>8556985
WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE TO YOU?
AN OGRE?

Can someone offer up an explanation for why they can't work?

>>8556980
It's because you don't believe

Wikipedia says snap provides an average of 125 a month per person on food assistance sooo who's lyin?

>>8557065
SNAP is specifically supplemental. A lot of people on it have jobs, just really shitty ones. You'll see stuff like people having to use their whole or most of their income to pay their rent and bills and then not have any money for food.
And then there's the fact that mentally and/or physically disabled people that cannot hold down a job exist and deserve to eat too.

>>8557073
What do you mean?

>>8557077
I want someone from.this thread who said they can't work to explain why they can't work. I fully expect that a large portion of recipients supplement their other assistance with snap. I got a job, went to school, had roommates, lived off of pasta and eggs and tuna. I want to know why these losers can't.

>>8557101
You do understand that a lot of people on SNAP have jobs, right?
If your household was low-income, you could have applied and probably gotten it too. I don't understand your issue.

>>8557065
Most of us can but get refused every single job in our areas.
Once you get an autism diagnosis the hiring company has ways to find out and immediately throws you out.
There aren't any leech niggers on /ck/ man. We're just autists that get refused 15 jobs a month.
This isn't a unemployment tier job search, it's just a diagnosis and a general disagreement with the disability, and once you get that psych eval your life could be over and 55% of your income will go to having a house to live in.

Every person on earth would be mad to lose 55% of their income on housing and then have to survive on $28 a month for their food.
But that's every day for us. All we did was talk to a psychologist.
We look for work but there's such a stigma that you're 15-20x more likely to get hired if you have downs. And we're fully functional, focused, hard workers that don't spend an entire 24 hours a week talking to retards or coworkers on Facebook.
It's actually stupid as fuck to not hire autists because of the prevalent ocd, cleanliness, focus and refusal to chatter.
I can't even get people to let me mow their lawns, and haven't for 3 years. And I can even repair the fucking mowers.
I don't know my friend. We want work, we want to not miss 9/10 meals and we want to have money, but it's become unfathomably difficult.
If you aren't a half retarded single mother of four children, you don't get work, even if you're close friends with the people that manage hiring.

I don't know what you mean by losers.
Just replace those words with "people who have been disabled since birth" and see what kind of bandwagon you gather, friend.
I can not fucking go outside from 7am-7pm or I will have a seizure and a 30 minute ride to the hospital.
And I still fucking grovel at people's knees to have a slight opportunity at mowing their lawn and making $15 with a chance of death on top.

Why don't you hire us?
You already dislike us severely so what are you going to do when we sign up?
Hire us?

>>8557080
People claiming to get 28 bucks a month.

>>8557125
So did you fail math or something?
The AVERAGE is 125 dollars a month. Some people get more, some people get less. It averages out to 125, not everyone gets 125.

>>8557118
You mow lawns at night?

>>8557132
I don't believe it would range that widely from individual to individual. Household to household sure.

>>8557140
Household is the individual. The whole household gets their benefits together and how much you get is partially based on total overall income and number of household members.

>>8557145
No. It specifically says "per person"

>>8556749
where the fuck do you buy your produce, holy shit

>>8557135
No I wear a hat and a hoodie if I go outside during summer.
>>8557125
Not a claim. Not at fucking all.
The automated hotline doesn't state payment amounts or I'd record it for you and give you the link.
Let me see if I can get on the site and sell reality to you, just have to put up a new account.

>>8557149
Well, that's the average, but it does indeed vary that much. There's a lot of factors that go into it and the government doesn't want to shell out a single cent more than they have to.

>>8557153
Maybe wearing a hoodie and hat in the summer is why people don't want you mowing their lawn. Or maybe try to get a night job. Casinos are a good bet. If 28 free bux a month isn't enough then fucking do something about it and feed yourself.

>>8557159
I have relatives in the local welfare office, and I can tell you right now at least 3/4 employees there have no fucking clue what they're doing or just don't care, and nobody can fire them.

>pay taxes your whole working life, paying into various social welfare programs
>pride keeps you from using SNAP/food assistance when you need it
>but you'll still take unemployment, disability, social security, or medicare

Why is this the typical American attitude?

>>8557159
It's not the government pal. It's taxpaying citizens like me. I also give to united way every week. I'd gladly teach you how to make a simple bolongese so you can eat for a week off 10 bucks.

>>8557169
It's the government's money at that point though. If SNAP didn't exist, we wouldn't get taxed less, it would just go to something else.

>>8557175
I give up. You're a pathetic loser and until you decide to better yourself you'll be in the position you're in. Hope it works out for you but I doubt it will. Good luck, kid.

>>8557164
The alternative?
There is one grocery store, a gas station and a family dollar.
In redneckville where disability is worse than being a nigger.
You should know all about this considering your demeanor towards people born with disabilities.

Who the fuck is off limits for you?
Not many people injure themselves after birth and then claim ssi.
Fuck you can break a fucking bone and get $1200 a month for life. What the fuck did we do wrong?
Suck up $3600 a year and starve and go homeless and struggle to survive?

Fuck you spoiled kid. You don't know anything about life.
Go eat a stromboli and hate on people who can't work on another board.
I suggest /po/. It should be right about your speed.

>>8557184
why do you hate origami?

>>8557184
>There is one grocery store, a gas station and a family dollar.

You have the internet and therefore you have mail-order.

>>8557188
He needs a really, really, really slow board to match his thought processes and difficulties understanding basic things.
This will give him 8 minutes to look at each post, which will make him a much less unpopular faggot around these parts.
Practice makes perfect. And this guy is literally screaming at wheelchair bound Parkinson's sufferers about how they need to get a job.

>>8557184
Are you angry? You seem....upset

>>8557184
Where is redneckville?

>>8557198
I lost a couple hundred dollars last time I tried.
No real point in having overpriced food shipped across the country half rotten when I can just buy the mexican shit.
It'll be the exact same price.
Unless you have a site to recommend I can put a grocery list together and put the shit in my cart to compare, I'm going to the store in a half hour and can get pictures or notes of the prices. I just don't think the price will justify giving random faggots on the internet my credit card number.

>>8557181
I'm not even on SNAP, dude. I just think people deserve to eat and not die. Even if they're lazy and dumb.

>>8557223
I don't

>>8555696

>tfw a cashier
>tfw nearly everyone using this and WIC are ungrateful cunts and/or ghetto trash milking the system

>>8557271
I used to be a cashier at a WIC "store" and holy some of the people who came in were dumb as shit. We didn't have a huge selection, and the people look around like they have no idea what to get because we didn't have chips and cookies everywhere. Part of my job was to inform them about what they should get, but it was still really sad to see that they had literally know idea where to start.

We were right down the street from a dental school though, those were the best customers. They would actually exchange pleasantries instead of grunting and acting like zombies.

>>8557221
>No real point in having overpriced food shipped across the country half rotten when I can just buy the mexican shit.

Well sure.

You mail-order stuff that's non perishable, or you need to be willing to pay for express shipping.

>>8557271
All you have to do is check the box that says I'M A NIGGER AND/OR MINORITY AND/OR IMMIGRANT and you get it automatically.

There are decent white people that are fucking dying because they are only allowed 10% of what niggers get.
Maybe you see them more often because they can afford more than two meals a month?
Really though, this is no place for prejudice. That's the job of the DHHS.

>>8557318
You're right but the only unperishables I buy at all are boxed macaroni, sugar and coffee.
You have to realize what that much money actually gets you because your entire month of food consists of a reciept with 10 items on it.

What site do you buy from?

>>8557319
Food stamps are not given out based on race.

Jesus.

>>8557334
>What site do you buy from?

I'm lucky enough to have some really great markets in my town. I get my produce and legumes from the local Asian, Indian, and Mexican markets. I get my meat from the local butcher (most things) or the Asian market for chickens or the oddball stuff.

I do mail order things that I can't get in town, but it's mainly things that are somewhat exotic rather than going for ultimate cost-savings, though the place I buy spices from ends up being much cheaper than the supermarket despite being FAR better quality.

I've bought from:
The Spice House (spices)
Amazon (bulk grains, yuzu juice, sorghum, curry pastes)
Forthegourmet.com (caul fat)
D'artagan (mushrooms, fancy poultry for special occasions)
Butcher-packer.com (casings for homemade sausage)
Harmony House foods (freeze-dried veggies)

>>8555696
>be op
>too lazy to find gainful employment
>complains he can't buy anything he wants with food stamps

There are many ways to kill yourself for free

>>8557364
The third question on the sign up form is ARE YOU A MINORITY?

Explain, friend, why they ask this question at all.

Explain also why a single white autistic male with 55% of his income gets $28 a month while a single black male with 0% of his income going to rent gets $240?

I want you to explain, not assume.
I also want one of you poor, single niggers to come out of your crawlspace and tell this man how much you get in food stamps.

I get $28 and will never be able to work. I live alone and pay $400 rent. I can"t even buy a pair of shoes because a meal is $15.
I wear breathable mesh tennis shoes in the snow and haul all my food and water up 250 stairs. I spend 99% of my income after rent on food and water.
Come out of the bushes niggers, this guy doesn't realize that food stamp payments are based on race .

>>8556301
He posted that to one of my comments the other day. It's just a shitpost.

>>8557392
>55% of income going to rent

>>8555768
>FUCK YOU WHY DO YOU HAVE A DOG IF YOU CANT EVEN FEED YOURSELF

this should be answered before anything else in this thread

then answer, why are you buying beer, if you are so poor the government has to pay for your 2nd most important survival need, after water

>>8555786
I work at a nice market in Portland ( come in and see me some time :^) ) and I cannot believe the number of hipsters who come in trying to use food stamps. We don't take them because the store isn't for poor people but it's amazing to me that these people who clearly have money are on fucking food stamps.

>>8557409
Dogs and cats get food stamp scraps.
But dry food is pretty cheap.
I have to go with eggs mainly for my feral cat because they're 10-13 cents each. Any other scraps are game. I've seen her eat a salad, but she just won't fuck with broccoli.
We scrap out our pets. Most of us are just referring to ferals that we hang out with since humans stay away.

Also animals and most humans will literally die if they drink what comes out of the faucet.
Large dogs can handle it, small dogs barely want near the shit, cats refuse it, mice won't get within 3 feet of it and rats die when they drink it.
I'm not sure how many people you convinced that drinking bleach is healthy and natural, but you're not doing a great job of selling the shit anon.

>can't buy hot foods

Grocery stores that know they're the place where all the poor people shop will usually refrigerate some of their hot food to get around that restriction. You have to microwave it, but it's still better than rotisserieing your own chicken.

>>8557392
>will never be able to work
You seem to be able to type. I don't exactly see why you can't work from home doing data entry or audio transcription. You lazy retard

>>8556834
>13 dollars for one meal a day, can't stretch it any further than that no way
>the country is victimizing me because I can't budget or earn

I mean, come on man, take this shit to pol if you want some back push or r9k if you want back pats.

You are not just skinny you're also inept. People who are able bodied and working aren't spoiled children, you just think they are because it justifies how you can be so incapable of caring for yourself while others are not.

To quote the President of the United States of America, "It's sad."

>>8557118
Work at home, son. No people to deal with, easy work, and open schedule: https://www.leapforceathome.com/qrp/public/jobs/list?uref=3cea848eecaa92300729a0cb0afdf946

I researched the official SNAP statistics and it turns out whites and Hispanics in the US use food stamps at the same per capita rate.

>>8557486
Truly shocking

>>8557480
What is that, like $0.30/hr?

>>8557497
Only 9% each though.

Actually, Hispanics probably use food stamps at a lower rate than whites since ullegals aren't counted in the population.

>>8557503
>What is that, like $0.30/hr?
$13.50/hr.

>>8557471
It's sad that a single store has a monopoly for a 50 mile radius surrounding me.
I'm about to go but I'm probably leaving the phone on charge because you need no proof that shit is not always cheap.
If you don't get mcdonalds you can VERY easily spend $13 a day.

I don't really have the money but suggest a sensible meal involving meat and I'll go buy it and be back in 45 minutes with pictures and receipt so you can accurately judge my poverty and situation.
Just include at least two vegetables and a meat, but I'd like it to be beef because chicken is easily $8 a pound the way these faggots sell it. But suggest something and I'll go get my feet wet and frozen, walk 500 stairs, dry heave for 20 minutes, wheeze for an hour and choke up 5 tbsp blood to go get it.
I wish you had to deal with this.

I'm going to cook for you, shoot.

>>8557503
the fuck else are you doing with your time?

>>8557392
To keep demographics on who is receiving food stamps so we can have statistics like >>8557486
It doesn't mean they factor race in how much you get. I'm sorry you're pissed over your 28 dollars a month, but stop making up shit.

>>8557508
liver and onions, side of mashed potatoes

>>8557508
why are you so obsessed with counting stairs though?

>>8557513
Any white, single, disabled males here that get food stamps?
More than $28?

Oh. That's all of them.
There is no system.
There are no regulations.
They give you what they give you.
Everyone in this thread gets more than me.
Every nigger, spic and gook gets more than me.
Every white person gets more than me.

What are the standards my friend?
Is it based on the rent you pay?
Income? Situation?

What makes me different from other single males with similar rent?
I don't understand what you're meaning here.

>>8557428
>Also animals and most humans will literally die if they drink what comes out of the faucet.

Where the fuck do you live, flint?

>>8557533
I posted earlier. Perfectly healthy, able bodied white guy. I used my last month to buy steak like a douche.

>>8556585

>>8557518
I don't eat liver man sorry. But suggestion board still open.

Let's start with the poorest of cuts, a sirloin tip steak, they only have one I saw yesterday for $3-3.50. Go from there or give me something that won't cost $13.
But I may spend it if you suggest it just to prove meals do cost that much.

>>8557548
>I don't eat liver man sorry.

>>8557548
I had a hunch you wouldn't eat a poverty meal

>>8557552
Well sorry.
It's not like they even sell it here.
I think the grit is awful.

>>8557548
although you could honestly still get onions and po-ta-toes for less than 9 dollars so just fry a steak instead

>>8557533
You are trolling.

The minimum you can get under SSI is 50 bucks. Not 28. Thats if you live in a facility.

Fuck off.

>>8555696
How about you get a fucking job, you faggot millennial?

>>8557554
Let us dine on oats.
Every day.
For the next 70 years, brother.
Until we meet our maker.


If you can't suggest a meal under $13 involving a $3 steak then you wasted a whole fucking hour yelling at me about oats, friendo.

I still find your dibsbelief at a homemade meal costing $13 astounding.
Just getting bread and cheese for something takes up 50% of that cost.

>>8557533
So are you suggesting your state individually fucked you and only you over?

I don't know your situation, and SNAP goes state by state, it's not national. You might be in a state that doesn't give out as much. You also might have some factor you haven't mentioned that is counting against you.

For example, the state of Nevada only excludes one vehicle per household when totaling the household's assets. It doesn't matter if say, two adults in the household work and need their own vehicles for it, if you have more than one vehicle, the other(s) gets counted and if it's not a total hunk of junk car, it will completely disqualify you from SNAP.

Your state might have some rule that's dragging you down, but it's not because you're white.

>>8557571
the thing you don't realize is most/all of us also have to buy food

it doesn't just appear, buy two potatoes, buy one onion and buy your steak and oh my god you've got a meal

why you would want to spend half your food money on a steak dinner speaks more to your vanity than your need however

>>8557562
No I'm not.
Do you think I wasn't shocked out of words when my food stamps went from $240 to $28?

You gotta post the rules where it says this.
I've got a hell of a boner to bitch at my caseworker about the amount I get.
Look that shit up for me dude. You'd be saving me a hell of a lot of years of my life.

I can't find a receipt from the 1st or get the info online or by phone, but it's literally $28, and something is very fucked up about it.

>>8557586
IF you disabled, you quality for SSI.

Fucking google SSI you lazy nigger.

Here you worthless cuck.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supplemental_Security_Income

>>8557595
you think he's not already on it?

come on senpai, this is misdirection

>>8557598
He sounds dumb enough to not have applied for it. Or he might not actually count as disabled and is just really lazy.

>>8557573
I have zero assets and pay 400 dollars a month in rent (55% of income.)
It's still one meal every 3 days because of the prices.
let's figure this out instead of pissing on each other. There's no reason I would get so little when my income is only a fifth of the 1 man household requirement.
I want to go can the lady and cite a rule. Not squabble and make myself hungry. I last ate February 5th, one steak reduced to $2.50, nasty and brown. I have not the energy to pretend I get no money.

>>8557598
Fuck if i know, but he sure as shit is not getting only 28 bucks or whatever his worthless ass is saying he is.

>>8557609
Or he is lying.

>>8557610
>let's figure this out

We did.

You are full of shit.

Case closed.

>>8557610
Don't buy steak then, you stupid faggot. Buy rice and beans.
Where's your income coming from if you can't work and you don't get SSI?

>>8557610
get on that welfare nigga

>>8557595
It's not enough to pay for food.
We are not fucking living it up.
We are not leeches.
We are fucking disabled.
We get $.85 a day in SSI after rent.
We get $.85 a day in food stamps.

I am not some made up minority.
I am a fucking white person that was born disabled.

You black niggers with your $8 a day food budget piss me the fuck off.
Go spend $1.60 on your day's food and water and post it in this thread.
Then do it tomorrow.
Then every day for the rest of your life.
I'll see you in 70 years, faggot. Fuck you.

>>8557428
>Animals and most humans will die if they drink tap water
Huh, been drinking tap water for 35 years and I'm still alive. The animals all get tap water, and they are still alive.

>>8557612
You're going to get a vocaroo or a video of my case worker saying otherwise.

I really, really, really enjoy shitting on people.
Just remember I warned you that you were completely fucking wrong.

>>8557641
you will die though

check and mate

>>8557632
What disability do you even have?

>>8557641
Now I have to take video of a cat that's living outside at 4 degrees/9 inches of snow refusing tap water?
You can go for 2 miles in any direction and the water will be completely different. Municipalities vary.
The point was I can not consume the water because I'm severely allergic to it.
Any animal with hypertrichosis (protip: all of them) will suffer to varying degrees when exposed to chlorine.
Cats happily ignore it.

Check out some mousey LD50 testing info because that's the basis for humans and it just seems like everything you know and love like dryer sheets and febreze are genocide to mice, which are smaller versions of you.

>>8557673
Autism, lupus, adhd, epilepsy (petit mal mostly), severe asthma, perfume allergy, sunlight allergy (suspect porphyria but it may just be a vitamin d allergy), muscle weakness, tachycardia, arrhythmia, colic.
It's really the lupus and colic. I'd be fine if I wasn't curled up into a ball all day.
If you know what a malar rash is, it's been there since before the nigger's second term and doctors didn't like my insurance payout so they told me to fuck myself and refused to test for lupus.
At least I can educate people about america before I seize up and die.

>>8557709
Since you're into posting pics as "proof", why not a time-stamped pic of your EBT card instead of these vague shits?

>>8557709
>I'm a fragile faggot
Have you considered suicide?

>>8557677
>Allergic to water
How does it feel to know that your body hates you?

>>8556729
Please be trolling.

>>8557709
>autist, bad lungs, perfume allergy, sunlight allergy, bad heart

You are a genetic failure.

>>8557751
Fuck can I do about being born this way or that?

>>8557725
Here's my digits, you want my pin too? It's on the paper.

>So poor you cant afford to feed yourself
>Complaining about not being able to buy luxuries like beer or feeding a pet
How about you get your priorities in order

>>8557777

Quads confirmed. Stop being poor op.

>>8557777
It's better to eat like a normal person once every 4 days than it is to eat to survive daily.

Please educate yourself before posting in this thread.

>>8556899
What a piece of shit. I support my family on one degree, wife doesn't work, and no handouts. Fuck you for taking my tax money

>>8557816

Normal people have jobs. If op wants to eat like a normal person, he can get a job like a normal person. Beggars can't be choosers. Please stop being a liberal if you are going to post in this or any other thread.

>>8557827
What does this have to do with liberalism?

I'm a liberal and I agree beggars can't be choosers. I thought single people with no income could get like 200 dollars a month on food stamps though, that should be enough to buy groceries.

>>8557816
What does that have to do with OP wanting to buy luxury goods instead of feeding himself properly?

>>8557709
>is a complete failure and government leach
>is a racist retard

What a surprise.

>>8557827
the guy cannot work he's autistic

Can Christine Weston Chandler work? Fuck No. Same story here.
He isn't a beggar, he's a whiner. He isn't normal he's horrible irrecoverably crippled. As much as "I can't eat A, B, C, D, E, F. G, H, I, J, or K" is annoying as hell to read, he has dietary restrictions. How a society treats its untouchables says a lot about it, and that the Leftist's wet dream Obama threw somebody who already has no life quality even further into the mud says a lot about the state of America.

>>8557486
So why do a lot of right wingers act like Hispanics are leeches?

>>8557421
Which market?

>>8557857

They are. They steal people's identities so they can work, they work under the table jobs for cash so they don't have to pay taxes, and they collect every government benefit they can get their filthy wetback hands on. We have no issue with Hispanic immigrants. We have a problem with the criminals who come here illegally. It is illegal to cross the boarder without documentation. Anyone who does so is a criminal.

>>8556729
Where the fuck do you live where it takes $7 to make a burger??

>1 hamburger:
>$2.99 per pound of hamburer / .5 pound of meat = $1.50 per burger
>$2.50 per pack for an 8 packof sliced cheese = .31 cents a slice
>$1.50 for a pack of 8 buns = 18 cents a bun
>Everything else is variable based on reion, but generally: onions, tomatoes, and lettuce should not be anymore than .50 cents for 1 burger.
>Add to that extras like bacon, BBQ sauce, jalapenos, etc etc, shouldn't cost more than .75 total for 1 burger.
>lets say .15 cents for salt, pepper, garlic salt, paprika, and whatever other spices you want.

That's $3.24 average to make a good, decent burger.

You could even do french fries on the side:
>1 potato
>5lb bag for 99 cents
>20 cents per lb
>1 potato weighs 1/2 lb
>10 cents per potato
>slice up into french fries
>cover in olive oil, salt, pepper, paprika, garlic powder
>add 15 cents
>35 cents total for french fries

>$3.59 for a homemade burger and a side of fries


Maybe you dumb niggers need to focus more on budgeting rather than cooking techniques. $7 a burger for something homemade is ridiculous.

>>8557867
Well illegal immigrants can't even get government benefits, and according to the SNAP statistics, only 9% of all Hispanics are on SNAP, so not too many Hispanics in general are on welfare.

That's awfully arbitrary to complain that they're here "illegally". Smoking weed, jaywalking, and speeding are all illegal but I'm sure you have no issue with that.

>>8557878

A half pound of meat? That's larger than your average burger. The cost would be even lower if you kept it in line with what most burger places would serve (1/4 or 1/3 lb)

>>8557893
you aren't a free rider for smoking weed, but using infrastructure that is publicly funded on the daily while illegally dwelling is mooching. I know you understand this and are just trolling, but this is food and cooking not a university brainwashing classroom.

>>8557769
Crap, you live in Wild Wonderful West Virginia too?
That's a lot closer than I'm comfortable with.

>>8557893

Jaywalking and speeding I do have issues with. Weed should be legalized and taxed the same as alcohol instead of funding drug cartels. Crossing the boarder illegally should not be legal. I'm glad Trump is deporting them. I cheered when that ICE van drove off last night. I thought they should have just drove through the protestors.

>>8557392
do you know how section 8 housing works? You're required to contribute 30% of your income towards your rent.

>>8555696
Go be poor somewhere else.
If your serious use a search engine to help you with your issues.

2.5/10 for making me reply.

I hate entitled poor people...

>>8557900
You aren't a free rider simply for crossing a border. A lot of illegals nowadays, probably most, fly into the US and overstay their visas.

And I'm not trolling. Believe it or not, not everyone is a far right winger who gets their news from Breitbart, /pol/, and the Daily Stormer.

>>8557907
Edgy

>>8557957
>You aren't a free rider simply for crossing a border

But you are if you receive any kind of public assistance, use public roads, get the protection of emergency services, police, fire department, get medical care, etc.

>>8557957
that wasn't even edgy. Quit being a faggot.

>>8557957
You cannot say that believe it or not aren't people who flee Mexico to live in USA as outlaws because its a better life. People who overstay visas and illegally cross into foreign nations are criminals, malicious intent or not.

I don't blame these people, I sure as fuck wouldn't want to live in Mexico but they have to go back.

>>8557962

Well a lot of them pay taxes via fake social security numbers, plus the sales tax on whatever they buy, plus the property tax on what they rent, plus the taxes the businesses they work for pay, etc.

>>8557392
Your life may suck, and that's unfortunate, but that doesn't make government benefits distributed based on face. They ask that question for statistical purposes. I'm sure you can decline to answer if you feel like it.

>>8557973
>fake social security numbers

You mean stolen, which is not a victimless crime.

>>8557969
I live in NYC, there are a shitton of illegals here. I don't find them to be an issue at all.

I'm not saying we should have completely unrestricted immigration. But the status quo (as of 1/19/2017) is fine with me.

>>8557912
Denied.
In 4 states.
10 Developments.

Literally no reason given. False claims about my criminal record and accusations of having "tons of felonies" and "we don't allow violent criminals here."
I have no criminal record. Have spent $350 on applications and lost it all. Most recent denial was 40 days ago.

>>8557983
I'm assuming whatever numbers they're using must be inactive ones.

>>8557565
Fun fact: a lot of states have a time limit for SNAP. This means if you are an adult who is able to work and has no dependents, you can't stay on SNAP for more than 3 months if you don't get a job or participate in a work program for 20+ hours a week.

>>8557976
I'm sure you can link race vs food stamp approval/payment rate statistics if you feel like it.

>>8557986
There isn't some nation-wide conspiracy against you
The natural assumption of normal people when we hear that you're accused of being a criminal with no record or that you're only entitled to $28 is that you're either confused and mistaken or just withholding the whole truth

>>8557988

That's a pretty big and stupid assumption. Maybe you should educate yourself instead of just telling yourself you already know everything.

>>8558003
You seem to be making assumptions too

I don't think I know everything, that's why I say "I assume" before something I'm not sure about. Although many of the things I've said I do know for sure.

>>8557986
Something is going on with you and it isn't the world conspiring to fuck you over. What aren't you telling us, anon?

>>8558011
I'm also a schizophrenic with delusions of reference and violent tendencies, Shhhhh....

that's between you and me now

>>8558010

What I know is from what I've read. I don't use tumblr or the huffington post as my source of information. Assuming illegals use inactive social security numbers is fucking stupid. You know they also get credit cards and loans with those social security numbers? Guess who is stuck with the bill if and when they default?

>>8558011
Fine you fucking caught me, happy?

I'm an ogre.
Fuck you.

>>8558023
I don't use tumblr, and while I don't go on Huffington Post either, it's no less valid of a source than Breitbart or /pol/.

I doubt that a significant percentage of illegals get loans and credit cards using fraudulent information. If you have proof that even 5% of them do that, feel free to share.

>>8557999
If you submit two identical applications, with one that claims you're black, and another that claims you're white, you will not get a difference in benefits.

t. guy who helped people apply for gov't benefits

>>8558042
Why?

>>8558047
Why do you think?

>>8558035
>IRS has 1 million cases of immigrants stealing identities
>12 million illegal immigrants in USA
~8%

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2016/aug/30/irs-doesnt-tell-1-million-taxpayers-that-illegal-i/

>>8558042
It's just not how it works. If they gave out race-based benefits, they'd get sued on equal protection grounds.

>>8558023
um, you can easily get out of payment under identity fraud statutes. inconvenient, but not life ruining. lets not overstate the actual problem (which is to say it should be ignored)

>>8558035

It's not my responsibility to educate you. If you want to be an ignorant ass and contribute to the ever rapidly decline of our economy, be my guest. Even if it's only 1% of them that do it, that's more than enough reason to stop them. If only 0.01% of the population will ever commit a rape or murder, does that mean we shouldn't bother taking preventative measures from trying to stop it? You make it sound like it doesn't matter if only a few people do it. It all matters. You would understand that if you were one of the victims, but ignorance is bliss...

Meant >>8558058 to reply to >>8558047.

>>8558058
Did you not read the post correctly? That's what he said, you will not get a difference in benefits.

>>8558042
I submitted one claim as an ogre and they only gave me $28 for my monthly onions.
How do you explain this?

>>8558070
Back to your swamp with you!

>>8558069
Find me a nigger that gets $28 a month in food stamps.
Lol.

>>8558070
you also have to pay for other stuff, so it's possible if you moved into a group home or had roomates to reduce your rent you would be able to buy food

>>8558059

So the credit card companies have to pay, and they will raise the rates they charge businesses to make up for the losses, so the businesses raise the prices of their goods and services which fall on the consumer to pay for, not to mention the countless manhours of various government agencies used to investigate the crimes funded by tax dollars. Don't forget time, effort, and lawyer fees paid by the victim either. It all falls back on us.

>>8558078
I DON'T WANT FEKKIN ROOMMATES
I LIKE MY PRIVACY AND I LIKE MY SWAMP

>>8556849
shouldn't be so hard on people who need to eat, man. your autism qualifies you for SNAP too

>>8558077
Here's one with four brats that's getting 16 dolllars month.
http://freakoutnation.com/2013/11/north-carolina-mother-of-4-food-stamps-cut-from-500-to-16-per-month/

>>8558095

Maybe she shouldn't have had 4 kids if she couldn't even afford to look after one.

>>8558080
I understand, roomates are awful but it's decidedly better than dying.
If a roommate even reduced your rent by 100 dollars you'd have quadrupled your food budget.

>>8558100
True, but I'm just pointing out to conspiracy anon that he did not get fucked because he is white. He wouldn't be getting a cent more if he was black.

>>8558095
Thanks.
But acknowledging the food stamp cuts and then disagreeing that I could be that low in the same breath is kind of dumb, on the chance that you posted any of that.

This nigger gets a news story and I get a gallon of water to drink 330 days a year.

>>8558108

In my defense, the only thing I think he should get is a fucking job...

>>8558108
I'm fucking green mate.

I just want to see a lone, autistic black male, paying 55% of his income towards rent that gets $28 in food stamps a month.
You were close, but I want a case as NONDISCRIMINATORY and equal as you can find.

This is unheard of that I'm on permanent disability and locked in at $0.85 a day for life.

>>8558113
Kinda hard to get a job when you were born with paper skin and glass bones and you break your legs every morning and you break your arms every evening and at night, you lie awake in agony until your heart attacks put you to sleep and have to live on 28 dollars a month for food.

>>8558129
If it's so fucking wrong and unheard of, why haven't you gone to your case worker? What do they have to say about all this?

>>8558134
>needing this much pity
come on man, add narcissist onto your list of faults

>>8558140
It's from SpongeBob, faggot

>>8558129

If an animal can't take care of itself, it dies. If a person in many countries can't take care of himself and has no family to support him, he dies. If you think your value is a person is greater than the value of your contribution to society, you are wrong. Unless you fought for your country, society owes you nothing. If you did fight for your country, you got a bum deal...

>>8558134
The Spartans would have discarded you. Be thankful you get that $28.

>>8558140
>>8558158
I'm mocking the 28 dollars a month guy, but thank you for the free (You)s.

>>8558167
goddamn you, goddamn you to hell
I'm deleting my post and taking your (You) back

>>8558175
That's not right, I'd be buried in (You)s if I was black. Find me a single black autist that got a whole 2 (You)s a month.

>>8558167

I don't mind giving you a free (You) as long as my taxes don't have to pay for it...

>>8558113
>>8557709
>can't go outside for four minutes
>he should get a yob

Read the thread.
You're bitching about someone with lupus not having a job.
You do not know what pain is.
Do you go to the doctor when you bump your elbow on your molding?

I have been denied 750 jobs and 120 rentals in the past 7 years.
But you sit on an image board with no background info spouting garbage at the disabled.

I've been homeless for 40% of my life, faggot.
Disability isn't a magic ticket to freedom and sucking up tax dollars from able people.
It's a fucking death sentence.
I get 80 a month to spend on clothing and household items if the bank doesn't rape me for it.
Your tax dollars do no more than allow me the most basic of frivolous shit that you have no mind for, like drinking water and eating food.
I can not fucking undo a diagnosis. I can not prevent employers from finding out. I can not change my income or lower my rent. I can not do shut and it's stark fucking reality that I'm autistic and might not be able to do everything myself.
The only thing I do well enough for an A+ is shooting down entitled fucking shits that can not find a single thing better to do than shit on people that have been disabled since birth.

Take it, it's all yours my friend.

>>8558226
I hope you realize your angry little "feel sorry for me" rants aren't doing anything. The sooner you die, the sooner the government can save 28 bucks a month.

>>8558234
Seconded

>>8558226

So? I have a liver disease (not the hep) and colitis. I don't treat it because it costs too much. I save for my children's futures. I grew up with negligent parents, I was abused, I was often lucky if there was even a can of stewed tomatoes at home to eat. I used to ask people at school if I could have any part of their lunches they didn't want just so I could eat, and if I was lucky, I might have even had something to bring home for supper. Everything I have I worked hard for. No hand outs. No assistance. When my mother came to me needing help to pay for her cancer treatment, I let her die. Didn't go to the funeral, never visited her grave, never shed a tear. I'm not heartless, I love my wife and kids with every fiber of my being. But I have no love or concern for anyone else. I was not put here to take care of all the sad cases. It's not my job to look after the infirm. Those who cannot take care of themselves as adults are not the future. They are nothing more than a burden. My children are my future, and I give all I have towards them. If someone doesn't like their life, they either change it, accept it, or put an end to their miserable existence.

>>8558234
I don't know why there's any need to be cruel to him. Sure, he's a racist piece of shit, but what can you do? I'd rather have whatever miniscule portion of the federal budget goes to SNAP benefits help him out than have him starve to death.

>>8558269
>used to ask other people for food
>no one ever helped me!
>it's...it's not I like care about others, desu

how many times do these faggots make stump speeches about what hypocrites they are.

>>8558287

There's a big difference between an adult doing it and a scrawny 7 or 8 year old wearing rags asking kids who were going to throw out their leftover lunch to give it to him instead. Most of the time they threw it away and laughed at me when I picked it out of the trash. My parents could have taken care of me, they just didn't give a fuck. If people care about their kids, they will fucking work to take care of them, not complain that they don't get enough free handouts to feed them.

>>8558317
>There's a big difference between an adult doing it and a scrawny 7 or 8 year old wearing rags asking kids who were going to throw out their leftover lunch to give it to him instead.
that the child is harassing people trying to go about their lives and the adult isn't?

>>8558323

The adult is complaining he doesn't get enough to take care of himself. I did what I had to do to survive even as a child. Complaining he isn't given enough free money to buy steak and beer isn't doing what he must to survive.

>>8558323

Do you think I complained when the half eaten apple I grabbed wasn't the kind I liked? Or the half of a peanut butter and jam sandwich I found didn't have the kind of jam I like? I was happy to eat whatever I could eat. You're defending a lazy drain on society and trying to imply I was worse than him for being a child who had parents who weren't poor and just didn't care if I starved. good job.

>>8558355
>You're defending a lazy drain on society and trying to imply I was worse than him for being a child who had parents who weren't poor and just didn't care if I starved. good job.
if there was a service where I could pay $50 a month and nobody would ask me for shit that'd be a bargain. you ARE worse.

>>8558317
How do you understand hunger, neglect and pain when it applies to you but fail to understand the people you see on a daily basis had the same situation?
I dunno dude it doesn't seem to me like bitching at disabled people on the cooking board is going to solve anything.

No one has taught me anything here today except the guy that let me know seeds were fair game on food stamps and the guy that gave me a couple websites to buy food from.
It doesn't seem like you learned anything but how to misappropriate .06% of your earnings in anger towards disabled people.
Really cheeky dude.

>>8558369
because you dont like listen to other legitimate advice?
you are poor
eat poor meals
Dont spend 3 fucking dollars on steak, buy rice and beans and a hamhock and have enough food that you can eat more than twice a week.

>>8558052
But how many of them are getting loans and credit cards?

>>8558369

Disabled people are a waste. If they can't take care of themselves, they shouldn't be here. I managed to take care of myself, even if it meant eating out of the trash. I didn't complain about what I got. I didn't complain it wasn't enough. I work through the pain I suffer as an adult. It's not my responsibility to take care of people who are not my family, and even being blood doesn't make some people worth saving.

>>8558335
>>8558355
>>8558367
>group hatred

This guy just tried to bone me but you guys are a bunch of bandwagon tagging fuck ups.
Group hate is unwanted swill.
Find another board that isn't blue assholes.
No one is going to defend you but the two participants.
I don't give a fuck if the guy called me retarded, he doesn't want to watch two 14 year olds pluck his most basic of statements apart in boring old tyme 4chan attacks.

It's a blue board. Fuck off.

>>8558392
See>>8558064

>>8558391
>>8558394
Your attitude is shit.
No further discussion thanks.

>>8558398

Just because it's a blue board doesn't mean it has blue values. If someone can't afford to buy steak and beer, they should be asking how to eat for cheap instead of complaining they don't get enough snap to buy steak and beer.

>>8558406

This was never a discussion. There is no discussing with bleeding heart liberals. We were right all along.

>>8558413
the guy whining about his lack of EBT funds doesn't seem like a liberal at all

>>8558406
im not the guy who used to be poor you chump.
I have just seen you post about this in several threads and ignore good advice every time because you would rather throw a goddamn tantrum than do anything to help yourself.

Sure you are getting fucking by the govt and life is hard, but you dont have money which means you are poor and that means you need to eat like a poor person.

>>8558426

I wasn't referring to him. I was referring to anyone who would defend him or anyone else using snap. Let them starve I say. If they are hungry enough, they can eat out of the trash like I did.

>>8555696
Can you maybe buy some bleach that you can drink, OP? You welfare whore, you.

>>8558413
How many posts do you make per minute?
The fuck does beer have to do with this?
Can you use Ctrl+f?
Can you shut the fuck up?

There's no assumptions about trolling here. You're either a dick, retarded, can't shut the fuck up or can't entertain yourself properly.
You don't need to explain this part to me, just go away.

>>8558442

Why should I leave. I have presented many valid arguments. You're the one who just keeps screaming "YOU'RE WRONG! YOU'RE WRONG!" without anything to back it up.

>>8558448
You're not entirely wrong, you're just a dick and I asked if you would be a dick among basic human conversation elsewhere.
/b/ Is friendlier. /an/ Is appropriate for your level of aggravation at birth defects.

>>8558490

Nah, I'm content staying.

>>8557533
>Any white, single, disabled males here that get food stamps?
>More than $28?
I have hearing loss, knee injuries that prevent most labor and standing all day, and a badly set bone in a hand that affects fine movement in it.

I am denied anything.
In fact the manager there told me she would do everything in her power to prevent me from getting anything because I have a room with friends and had been on food stamps for too long, even though I am unable to find work.

>>8558490
This board is bad and full of entitled 14 year olds though.
It's pretty slow but at least there'a only a 10% chance of getting banned when calling the mods useless assholes that ban by opinion, not rules.

>gets government money
>owns a dog

?????

>>8558520
America is a riot.
Any more stories about tia disability?
I have some nasty shit regarding mine

>>8555775
>It's the government's money

You mean the Federal Reserves money

>>8557271
>tfw worked as a cashier for two weeks
>bitch comes in and pay with SNAP
>notice her new iphone
>wants me to carry her groceries out to her car for her
>it's a brand new suburban


cunts

>>8555696
I am about to go on this stuff
>healthcare is being a bitch
>government won't help me with healthcare so fuck I guess i am taking food money then and just using the savings to help with healthcare

What else can I not buy? I really don't want to take advantage of things so i am keeping my expenditures frugal. What constitutes "hot food"?

>>8558575
anything above tabasco level pungency,.

what do you think?

>>8558573
But you don't have any complaints about an autistic man taking two trips to your store per month to buy nothing but water?
I hope not man. You're calling decent white people cunts for starving.

>>8558575
"Hot food" is everything you can't buy, which is everything.
Sorry anon.

Eat the dog. Bam you don't have to feed it anymore and you get a hot meal.

>>8555743
>>8555696
>>8555767
>>8555768
>>8555775

I heard over in the UK they just give you money.

If you go blow it on drugs or liquor thats your food money and you're just screwed and you dont get any.

I mean seriously WTF is wrong with people here in the states. Set up this giant fucking hassle with a card or type of money that only buys a certain thing, have to set up cash register shit for it, have to create a giant list of crap it can buy or it cant buy (the store has to do that by the way)...

Just give people the fucking money.

Rather than being politically correct and "oh we dont want tax dollars being used on booze" just play the goddamn responsibility card ("if these people starve because they spent it on drugs its their own fault").

The welfare queens all get Cash benefits on their SNAP anyway - if you're somebody who's legitimately poor/homeless and single you dont get cash at all even though you need it the most.


Also I will say that having a similar setup to the Disability Payments would be ideal because then you're issuing people debit cards that can be used for store purchases.

Set it up so people cant get cash off the card at an ATM or bank.

And since its not a different kind of cash it doesnt set up a separate economy (2-for-1 deal) for people selling food stamps.

It can still be abused but cash on a card is at least easier to trace if you want to.

>>8558547
>Any more stories about tia disability?
Nothing really in depth, just how people where I lived treated deafness like it was open herpes sores, or one time my knee went sideways walking through the store, or how a muscle in my palm constantly spasms because of the bone pressing into it.

Oh, there was the social securityinvestigator that came by and shit on me, telling me how his 19 year old sone has had 4 jobs in the past month so I have no reason not to have one, and how he would personally see that I was fined for every cent of food stamps I ever got if I didn't withdraw my application.

>>8556351
> mcdonalds and taco bell accept snap

No they Dont.

>>8556586
if they'll even give you autism bucks
try hardmode like me
they wont give you a check
but you cant work either

>>8558614
It's not being politically correct it is just that most people don't want fucking leeches buying beer with their tax dollars. If you haven't noticed most Americans have an aversion to taxation. Especially when it relates to giving faggots like OP the beer money he wants.

>>8556834
> 400 per month
> 1 meal every 3 days

I can get a bottle of Tikka Misala simmer sauce, and a can of Black Beans for about $3.

Combine this with Rice (maybe $1 worth and thats the uncle bens stuff) and you've got yourself at least 2 Meals.

And they can be fixed in the microwave too, no stove prep is needed for this.

I mean im looking at probably 20oz of food right there.

Im a big guy and burn calories like crazy, it takes about 30oz of food to feed me every day (no, I dont gain weight from this).

That third meal could be a fucking Protein Bar ($1) and half a bag of cheap chips ($1.50 divided by 2).

Also you can make a huge fucking pizza from scratch for about $5-6 in ingredients and even that feeds me for most of the day (the most expensive part of it is the cheese).

>>8558625
They give me a check but I pay $5000 a year to not live outside.

>>8558618
It's amazing what fucked up stories america can provide if you listen to the recipients.
We are not black nigger mammis sucking the system dry but /ck/ surely thinks so.

>>8558656

You're forgetting that a lot of poor people are lazy, and they are poor because they are lazy. Some are poor because they are stupid, but some of those stupid poor people work 2 or 3 jobs and remain poor instead of getting a student loan and getting anything even remotely resembling an education.

>>8558656
I WILL NOT EAT BEANS, OATS AND RICE EVERY DAY.

I will eat the toxic waste they call wheat.
I will eat the chemicals.
I will be a good goyim.

Stop being a nazi man.

>>8558667
UR LAZZY CUZ U NO EAT RICE N OATS THREE MEALS A DAY ANON

Jesus fucking christ.
Is this a meme?
We need fucking meat and vegetables.
We are men, not vegans.

>>8556739
Were they buff?

>>8558618
>>8558547
>>8558625

Im not sure if they count this as a disability but:

Ill go 100% Jack Torrence postal on anyone who hires me.
> but other than that im not a danger to society
> just dont you ever fucking give me a job or ill kill all those motherfuckers, starting with the one who actually owns the damn place

I mean im a damn good shot and im excellent up close with all sorts of sharp instruments. You'd think the military would have a good use for me.

No they dont put people in asylums for this anymore, they got their funding cut by the government too much to care.

> and if you actually do so shoot up some place they put you in jail rather than an institution even though you're 100% crazy.


But even if you're not counting that im verifiably crazy... I cant DO any work either.

Also because of ADD (actual attention deficit disorder, predominantly inattentive, not hyperactive) it means im gonna fuck up people's orders and make mistakes
> and itll take 5 times as long to train me because ill miss details and always have to refer back to the sheet

And also because of Autism (asbergers) I cant make general conversation, so I cant engage customers.
> cannot render any sort of SERVICE in a Service based economy

> nevermind the fact that even if its a simple job like a janitor, you might find me off in the bathroom making gunshot noises and playing with my hands - basically Playing Nintendo with my Hands.

> and I lost track of time

But despite being obviously handicapped they wont give me Disability.

I mean all this shit is the way I actually am, not making any of it up. Been this way ever since grade school actually

> except the PTSD about employment, which is only since about ehhh... 2006 or so

>>8558614
It's essentially a ration card system. When I was overseas in Korea in the 80's we were issued a ration card for the class VI store (alcohol store for civ fags) on base. At the first of the month, there was a line out the door of Korean wives of servicemen buying the max to take to the black market. I'd go in mid month wanting a litre of scotch or bourbon, or a 6 pack of bud, and the shelves were bare.

People take advantage of any kind of distribution system you can develop.

>>8555696
I'd just assume put you up against a wall and shoot you rather than listen to you bitch about getting other peoples money.

You leeching piece of garbage.

Why don't you do the honorable thing and just hang yourself? It's not painful, and you'll be unconscious within 10 seconds.

>>8558659
>It's amazing what fucked up stories america can provide if you listen to the recipients.

My favorite part of the investigator's rant was how he told me that if he could go back in time, he would deny my first application and make me work for my living. You know, as a 16 year old in high school with zero income and my only parent perpetually in the hospital.

>>8558698
>I have lupus
>i'm just playing the system for cash
>I pretend like I'll die if sunlight hits me


Professional teenager hard at work here, make room.

>>8558713
>just assume

>>8558694

what you need is a job to pay for your own food. Men have jobs. Men support themselves and their families. Men do not collect government assistance.

>>8555696
I get that they have limits on it because people abuse it, but damn I was sure glad SNAP was around when I couldn't work.

>tfw can't buy soap to wash myself or my dishes
this x100, it's nice that they have food stamps but it irks me they can't allot a small percentage of that, say $10, for TP and soap and deodorant and shit.

idk if this is a bait thread or not, but in case it's not: if you're abusing the system, then shame on you. if you're using the system the way it's supposed to be used, then don't let anybody shame you for using it. we all pay into it and any one of us could fall into a situation where we need it.

>>8558573
to be honest I haven't seen any stores that still have people carry groceries to the cars in more than a decade

still hear people bitching about having to do it themselves, but I don't really get why. I suppose it was nice while it lasted if you don't mind other people carrying stuff for you

>>8558784
Jesus dude it's lupus stop crying I can't fucking change it and you all act like babies about my gov't leeching tactics of having $1.60 a day to survive.
Shut the fuck up.

>>8558614
When did /ck/ become /pol/: Super Stupid Edition?

ffs

>>8558837
When some autist decided to make a thread about SNAP which probably falls more under /pol/ than it does /ck/. Honestly this should most likely be an /r9k/ thread because it just seems to be him bitching about his sad life.

>>8555768
>THATS MY TAX MONEY YOU FUCK
funny, that's how I feel about tax cuts for people who have kids (I don't mean welfare moms or some shit, I mean everybody who has a kid gets gigantic tax breaks that childless people do not get).

>FUCK YOU WHY DO YOU HAVE A DOG IF YOU CANT EVEN FEED YOURSELF
on one level I agree. it's not good for the dog to be in a situation where it's dependent on someone who may not be able to feed it or take it to the vet.

some things to consider before you have an aneurysm though:
>people get pets during better financial times and may have trouble adopting them out when times get hard, especially if they don't expect to be in bad straits for very long - why give up your pet forever if you're already looking for work/expecting things to get better soon?
>depending on why OP is poor, the dog may provide other benefits; if he has mental health problems, having a pet is almost certainly good for him
>it's not clear if he truly can't afford dog food or if he just wishes his SNAP would cover it so he can put more toward bills

>>8558837
Snow day dude.
It's become a disability hate/I don't have any real tasks on hand so I'm going to whine at people who don't have tasks on hand thread.

Really occupies the children though, if you wanted a non-mcchicken thread there's quite a few up.

>>8558833

But that's not my problem. You aren't my family, I owe you nothing. Why should anyone else be forced to take care of you?

If you are op, why should you have a dog when you can't even take care of yourself? If you aren't op, you can ignore that if you don't have a dog or any other pets.

Every person like you adds up. You are not the only person being provided for. It is a huge drain on society. We could be using that money to build a wall to keep out illegal immigrants, or funding the military to fight terrorism. In the old days, your family would have provided for you, or you would have died. I don't see why things should be different today.

ive been dumpster diving and going to free food handouts, i dont know what to do with my ebt just sitting there adding up

>>8558856
Implying everyone else is 14 doesn't make you any less of a pathetic waste of life.

>>8558849
There's a difference between paying less taxes because you have a child and living off the tax dollars of others while contributing nothing to society. Children are the future, and they are a justifiable investment. Someone who cannot even provide for himself as an adult does nothing except use resources that could be spent furthering us as a society.

>>8558857
I don't live in your county, why should I be forced to pay taxes for the part of the state highway that goes through it? fuck you, walk to work

>>8558868

Why worry about that when you don't pay taxes?

>>8558857
well it changed because people used to die in the streets and people decided we the people decided to stop it

>>8558875

I would rather my tax dollars be spent paying someone to clean dead bodies from the streets than keep those people alive. It's like keeping murderers and rapists alive. They hold us back as a society, so why bother? I wish Hitler were here, he knew how to deal with this shit...

>>8558867
that's fine and dandy except - and i didn't read the whole thread because I have enough cancer in my life, so correct me if I'm wrong - but:
>where did OP say this was a permanent condition for him?
>everybody who collects unemployment is not providing for themselves as an adult
>if you get laid off, YOU are just as much of a parasite til you land another job
>so if you ever lose your job for any reason, just kill yourself because you are a drain on society forever til the end of time and will never amount to anything, because we all know that once you lose your job and end up on the dole you can never ever get another job again
>/sarcasm

>>8558872
who said I don't pay taxes? if you get such a kick out of assuming who's posting what, go post on a board that has ID's

>>8558857
I did not choose to be fucking suffering every waking moment.
I did not choose for my face to look like a tomato.
I did not choose to get diagnosed with shit that would keep me out of work for 70 years.


I just went to the doctor.

Qq more you fucking child.
Try your hand at $10.50 a day for the rest of your life with no physical chance at improvement.

Jesus christ find another forum to WAHHHH on about your tenth of one percent tax cut that keeps millions of people breathing.

>>8558884
>>8558891
He has said it before in the thread but here you go for the permanent condition part.

>>8558849

From thinkbynumbers.org:

So now let’s look at the big picture. The final totals are $59 billion, 3 percent of the total federal budget, for regular welfare and $92 billion, 5 percent of the total federal budget, for corporations. So, the government spends roughly 50% more on corporate welfare than it does on these particular public assistance programs.

Really makes you think.

>>8558891
they're never gonna get a clue til it happens to them, and if it never does, they'll pat themselves on the back and congratulate themselves on being smart enough to avoid becoming disabled.

>>8558893
thanks for cluing me in, I appreciate that I didn't have to sift through miles of AIDS to get that info.

>>8558895
He never implied that he agreed with corporate welfare either.

>>8558872
You fucking people are dumb.
We actually spend less than 8% of the tax dollars you allot us, and we actually just spend the $79 a month on drugs and alcohol for a single day.
Do you people even abuse the taxpayers?
Us autists stay fucking drunk 24 hours a day for 20 days per year on your tax dollars.

But thanka for crying about shit you don't understand anyways.

I get your tax dollars and I fucking wear this on my feet.
Fuck you ignorant children.
Disability = death sentence.

>>8558884

I have enough saved that I could live off it until I die, which won't be too far in the future anyway. I work hard, work a lot, and put everything I didn't need away so my family will be provided for once I'm gone. Everything goes in secured savings accounts. I'm not letting some Jew gamble on the markets with my money and make himself rich just so he can scramble to save his own wealth when the market collapses and leave me to get fucked over...

>>8558912

You keep talking like I care. I don't. I would literally let you die.

>>8558895
I have my own thoughts about that, but suffice to say I'm pretty sure that $59bn doesn't all go straight to welfare recipients.

never mind the fact that a lot of that goes back to state and federal government anyway in the form of other taxes. speaking of which
>>8558872
oh fuck I forgot, you're right, income tax is the only kind of tax that exists. there's no such thing as sales tax, property tax, etc.

>>8558925

When you pay taxes out of money you received from the taxes of others, it hardly counts. Only people who earn money pay taxes. What you do is just get less free money.

>>8558912
Just to play devil's advocate...
you can certainly type, maybe... do data entry or coding.

I don't know man, it sucks and you can't change it. With 24/7/365 free though you should be able to hustle something up. Hell I'm sure beggars make much more than 28 bucks in a morning.

>>8558880
>liking Hitler

supreme edgelord detected

>>8558935
You obviously haven't read the rest of the thread. I assume you are the guy defending him from earlier but he claims he cannot do any type of work or he enters in an autistic rage where he attacks his bosses then has a seizure. The guy is either insane or a larper.

>>8558914
well how nice for you

I worked hard too, but became disabled, spent 2 years applying for disability, and had to blow through my entire 401k before I could get any public assistance at all. so take care and hope luck is on your side, because your nest egg may or may not be as secure as you think.

also in case you're all too dense to figure it out, I'm not OP.

>>8558933
everybody who buys taxable goods and services pays sales tax. I get what you're getting at, but it's not "less free money" any more than sales tax paid by people who earn money is "less wages."

>>8558950
yeah I am doing it ironically though, this guy is a useless dumb faggot. Gotta chase the salt though

>>8558935
This, just get a computer or warehouse job that keeps you in a room for 5-10 hours with minimum contact with anyone else.

Or just get a bunch of clothing and house items from relatives or public auctions and start selling them on Ebay.

>>8558964
Loling hard at reply to self.
No one listens to 14 year olds that have been here for 6 months and do nothing but spew acid at physically disabled people.
Enjoy your entourage of yourself replying to yourself.

>>8558983
>>8555729
is me, I just knew this was your thread again and wanting to cause some havoc.

VA doesn't need any more autists than it already has.

>>8556301
Then why the fuck did you reply to a post clearly meant for OP?